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Mar 22, 2018 50 min

Villain Underground #59

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Is seems like the gang has a new member, but still no place to call home. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Villains are Miss Deeds (Cody - @codedude3), Silicon Artist (Phil - @canada_phillip), Robonobo (Will - @Rollwill_), and Updraft (Ali - @aluminum_Iodide) Made possible from support from: Tony, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert, Gwynn, Ben C, Hunter, Ben A

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Hello friends, I want to tell you something very important to me. As you know, SHE was part of the S House Studio network. And by that, what that means is we have some other shows here that you might be interested in. One of these shows is called Arklight.

And if you like this villain show, or at least a couple of the people on it, you may just enjoy Arklight because we have our very own Philip Canada. And he is the game master over there. And I am but a lowly player. Now, it's not as goofed up as the villains, but you know, you get some good role playing some good story experience.

So go over to your favorite pod catcher, go over to the internet.com Twister, look up Arklight podcast, download it to your phone, listen to us, do some do some adventures and we have a new season coming out soon. Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of the villain underground podcast that I'm on. I am your happy puke game master and I am here today with four installations of a wonderful series.

I have the Final Fantasy one of the podcast Phil. Hello, everyone. I don't get this reference. I've never played Final Fantasy.

I have the Final Fantasy four or, you know, six in Japan will. Is that the one where the earth got flooded in the future? I don't know. Probably it's the one where the bad guys clown.

We have the Final Fantasy seven of the podcast, Ali. I don't get this reference either, but that's not a change from anything, usually. And we have the Final Fantasy X two of the podcast, Cody. Oh, damn.

I actually kind of like that one. Um, okay. So let me explain. So Phil is Final Fantasy one because he's definitely the original OG wheels, definitely the four also, Japanese six, because it's like it starts out a little cold and then like it builds up to like this weird and wacky like ending, especially because when you find the clown guy and he basically turns into a god, so like eventually robot is whatever.

Ali is definitely from a fantasy seven because he is definitely the most popular one. Um, and then I'm actually because I love clothing transformations, even though I never mentioned them as much. And I am the Final Fantasy tactics of this podcast. We are a villains based podcast and superhero universe with everything else on this here fee.

Everything's gonna go baby. Um, would anyone like to tell me what happened last time on the villaining underground? So does that mean? Will, will that be where we would not like it?

Okay. Everyone's doing the nose touch, but you're giving me a peace sign. So I'm not just changing it up. Okay.

So, um, we, uh, we're working with FEMA at the end of last episode or whatever this universe's version of FEMA is and, uh, Miss Deeds, uh, just left town without telling anybody and went to a biker bar and started getting into fights. Um, and then went and found two random kids somewhere and they turned into luchadors and they got another fight and beat her up some, um, robo and Silicon artists moved to Emerald City and they were looking for jobs. Uh, so con artist was setting up the house, which is now a campsite in the park and, uh, Robonobo went to a fight for a top purchase, but, uh, some villains, uh, busted in, um, and they were part of the, uh, northeast mob. Gang something.

Um, yeah, it was a lion and a tin man and a scarecrow and they're stealing gold for Dorothy and he was introduced, uh, him being Robonobo was introduced to updraft and they went to a pawn shop to do a job to steal the gold. And, uh, as they were leaving the pawn shop, they were, um, confronted by a mysterious mantis man with boomerangs with lightups. Yeah. Is that about everything?

I think so. All right. We will, we will open the episode with Miss Deeds coming across a bizarre looking campsite in the middle of the city. Uh, Miss Deeds gets like kind of pulls up with her bike.

Um, you know what? Fuck it. She's going to drive through the park to the campsite, like over the grass. Fuck this.

Okay. You pull up to the campsite over my engine, your engine revs. Silly Sarah, you hear from inside the campsite. You hear a motorcycle engine, Revan.

What idiot would set up a campsite in a park? You know, you can't do this here. This is, I mean, it's public, a place, but you can't, they're zoning and I unzip the tent. Oh, it's about how great, great.

Should have known you'd be the one to come in here and immediately start complaining. Yes, because, you know, if the mayor of this town actually hadn't even thought about them, they would come and clean us up. You can't be here. This is, I wonder if their mayor would have helped people out of the water.

They probably would have, you know, maybe led their city a little bit in there in the time of crisis. No, you just kind of got on a motorcycle, didn't you? What do you always do that? You always just leave because there was nothing else left from me there.

Oh, okay. What's wrong with you? I was there. I was there.

That's, and I guess I fall in the nothing category. Huh? Did you see that man literally ripped me in half? Zero tolerance, you know, forming a part in half.

Yes, he did. You don't think I want to talk about it, discuss what I'm feeling, discuss what happened, everything I needed you. Are you okay? Really not.

Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like from before, you were just like manic and bouncing off of the walls and wanting to be friends and you want to discuss. I really do that. It's fucked up to say, but that part of me is gone.

Like, and I'm not saying just like, oh, I'm turning over a new leaf. It's gone along with that voice in my head. You know, the evil God that wanted to bring destruction upon the whole world. That's gone too.

Yeah, the entire thing that started this entire situation. Yeah. It's not there in my head anymore. Well, then where is it?

I put two and two together. I assume it's in the other half of me that scampered off out of the city, supposedly with my powers and an evil, then she will God in their head. I know we've done some bad things here. Some of them that I probably don't even remember nowadays, but that's not good.

And I know that it's it's not, but it's not our problem now, though. How is it not our problem? Because it's it's the gods. They'll deal with it.

They always do. It's not our problem. It's not affecting you anymore. And I tried to protect you.

I tried to look up about Zahaq and I I I we went over and we stole the teenage girl. So we could I wanted to find a way that we could get it out of you and just I didn't I didn't want to affect you anymore. But now you're this different person. I think I'm a better person now, honestly.

I don't have any weird thoughts about hurting anybody anymore. Like what I did just makes me ill. I also think he took my stomach. I don't I'm not really that hungry anymore.

The calf of it at least like the stuff I think about doing that it makes me ill to my stomach half I have. I'm at that moment you hear someone approaching from outside. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Someone in there. Yes. You see a little like a park ranger open to the flag like this is not regulated for camping. So I'm going to have to need you to pack up as you listen here.

You fucking why won't you hear early whenever he started off with it? Listen, well, I mean, there's a little slow. We got we had a situation on the North end. I'm only one park ranger ma'am.

I'm responding as quickly as I can. We'll get up in his face. You listen to you little shit. Please you're standing on public property and I'm a public official.

I recommend that you take him by the throat. Ma'am, I'm just trying to do my job and why you did the stop camping here. For me, 10 minutes, we're having a decent conversation. I'll let you be.

I'll let you give you 10 minutes. I'm just letting you know you guys got a vacate before too long. OK, all right. Finally goes this throat.

Here's the side. Here's the side. Just to let you just so I have paperwork. Let's find out.

That if it's anything like that, yes, 55. I get it. There's the submission. He is.

You guys are like, just so you know how to do paperwork. Make sure you notice. Are you serious? Well, there's the fee is, you know, I got to make a living somehow and just make sure you're off the land for before too long.

I'll be back in about 40 minutes and I want you guys. I'm letting you off easy this time. But I want you guys off by then. You guys continue your conversation.

I'm giving you 10 minutes to talk. I would be back in 30 if I was being a real strictly. I'm giving you that 10 minutes to talk. I'll be back in 40 and then he's enters away and gets on his bicycle and starts writing away.

See, you give us people like fucking Greg and then this first because I love him. We're going to cut back to updraft in Robon, Hobo. You guys are in the back alley. Both make defenses against the mantis rings because they slowed less.

Athletics with a or. I also said that. Oh, OK, neither one of you take damage, but they blow up and you both have to kind of jump away and then he lands in the alley all cool. You can only kind of see a silly way and he stands up as his cape like he stands up all sweet and he's standing on the other side of the other side of the other side.

What are you guys's notices by the by minus two and says he row. OK, updraft, you will be going first. Have I lived in this city long enough to know who mantis is and his reputation? Yes.

OK, I am going to use my powers to blow his cape backwards and like over his head to give us some time to run the fuck away. OK, yeah, roll under that. That's four. All right, you have a plus two to tangle cape or a tangle cape to invoke for your runaway role.

And then I'm going to look at Robo Robo. We need to we need to go. We need to leave right now. We got to go OK.

Do I go? Is it my go? Yes, you can go. I would like to use my stealth skill to duck us into like an adjacent alleyway or something like that and try to hide us.

That totally works. Are you going to use the plus two from entangled? I am. So it's a seven.

Yeah, you you duck into an alley. Let's see if he can roll his investigate to find you. I don't know if you know this. Investigate is one of his pops.

What he did not roll super well. It seems like you are currently hidden in an alley and he he can find you. You ran away. Ooh, what do you guys do in hidden in the alley?

Is there like another exit to the alley so we can get away further? Yeah, sure. Yeah, you do that. Yeah, I'm going to drag Robo Robo down the other end of the alley.

All right, you you flee the situation. You run away from the mantis. That that is a listen. I have some powers, but he has more than I do.

And we don't want to tangle with him. So it's better to just run. It just looks like a Knox type guy. It's like a gadget, man.

I mean, I don't know who Knox is, but yeah, but also it's bad. Well, I mean, he seemed really serious. Knox would just try to run from everything. So I thought this guy would be doing the same thing, but apparently not.

No, no. Mantis is more of the blow you up first. Ask questions later type. Oh, I got it.

He'd probably beat us up every week if we tried to mess with him. Yeah, probably something like that. So I suggest we don't mess with him. OK, got it.

Some carpenters come by and start patching up the fourth wall. They're like, hey, guys, long time. No, see, I do. We're going on there.

Did this get damaged when we smashed up the pawn shop? No, no, it's just a thing. Just said we're going to break this back over. Wait, who are those guys?

Oh, you're new here. You're doing it. We haven't been around for a little while. We've been pretty good about it, but we'll have this patched up in no time, guys.

Don't worry about it. I wrote a few weeks. He needs to really sturdy up this foundation. I'm going to get Greg to help us rebuild this.

It was great. Oh, yeah. It's in no. Don't worry.

See, look, see, I put a hole in it. Got to watch where you're swinging. You guys just you just move along. You just move along.

OK, wave by to them. And we head back towards Dorothy's with the gold. You're in the gold. Yes.

OK. All right. So you head back to Dorothy's with the gold. You get there to the abandoned carnival.

It's a small world ride or whatever that she's living in. And do you offer up the gold that we offer the gold? Yeah. So updraft will take the unassuming bag of gold that she collected and just like loft it towards Dorothy.

And it goes way farther than it should given its weight. The three guys, they pick up the gold and they're like, could it? I mean, if we got a plan together, we could all win, did a bigger job. And I mean, what is this from a pawn shop?

Or did you like Rob? Don't leave this house like where did you get this stuff? You didn't tell us it had to be a specific kind of goal. No, specific kind of just like, I mean, time and energy.

If we all would work together, we could have found like a big target and hit like a somewhere doesn't matter. All right. So he throws it in the smelter. Dorothy approaches you, Roba Noble.

And she has a little vest and a tiny hat and she put them on you. Oh, this is my new uniform. It's like, yes, monkey. I'm going to put it on.

It's the best bit, very tightly in a comical way. Yes, it's very tight in a comical way and like it's not sewn together. Well, it looks like it was sewn together by a maniac. It's a hat like a little faz.

Yeah, like a little faz hat. Nice. Like it's just like a little kind of like a bell boy hat kind of. OK.

Wait, is he up who or is he applying? Like it's applying, applying money. It doesn't have it doesn't have the tassels for sure. OK, that's the distinguishing.

Yeah, the tassels. She's in a land, Villanade. Yes. Her name is Chaz.

Her name is Joe. Here. Joe Firo. Yeah.

So once you toss the gold into the the smelter, she starts kind of dancing around and talking about how once they get enough gold, she's going to fly by planes over the city and pour the gold on all the streets so that the roads will be yellow and then she can find the wizard. So she's kind of dancing around while she's got some smaller individuals stirring up gold. They look to be kids that she's kidnapped, but she thinks that they're munchkins, so she's forcing them to work. She's a total nut bar.

Yeah. So they've got a lot of on their face and a lot of burns because they're like they're mixing. They're like basically keeps stirring pots of molten gold. And as you're throwing these watches in that are not clean, the gold kind of splashes up and like burns these kids hands.

They're all dressed up like like munchkins, but they're obviously just children. So yeah, you guys are there. We're going to cut back to the park where Miss Deez and Silly Sarah have 10 minutes. I'm just picking up my my new mansion.

There's a lot of stuff together and I'm kind of haphazardly just checking it back into like the shopping cart where I got it from. I'm helping him. OK, so you pack up the campground where you guys had him with the packed up campground. Wait, can we so so you don't have any you don't want to do what you did before?

You said that you're disgusted about your actions. Like did it really just was it just the za ha that was doing that to you? I thought I wish I could just blame za ha but there was there was a lot of me in those actions. A lot of the old me, I guess, but the other half of me.

So I want to say no, it wasn't just him or it. That was me and I get this time for a change. I listen, I can't be mayor of Lepis Opera anymore. Every time I try and do something, it goes belly up and apparently this time it went face down into the sea.

I don't know what I'm going to do now, but I don't. There's no spark between us anymore that old Silicon artist was the person that I had feelings for and I don't mean to put this on you, but listen, I want to help you, but I don't think we can be like we were before. If all you were interested in was the evil side of me, then I think it's probably for the best. I don't hate you.

I don't hate you. You're a little annoying now, but I don't hate you. Where's Robo? He went to go rob him on shop with his new friend.

New friend? You know how Robo just kind of meets people. Yeah, he does that. He's very sociable.

I don't truly understand it at the end of the day, but yeah, he met somebody named updrafts, this lady in like a gray suit. I assume a super, but okay. Well, she can have that was my old style anyway. Do you just want to like go to a hotel?

I mean, I, well, I don't have my phone anymore. I kind of smashed it, but I'm pretty sure that something works. She'd sort of take several wallet with credit cards. I thought we were broken up.

That doesn't mean we should have sex anymore. No, no. I'm going to have to deal with this. Don't I hotel for staying in temporarily?

Look, just I'm just going to put a credit card in his hand. Just take this go. Ever I'm going to go find Robo. Apparently he's with someone named Dorothy.

At least I have one name to go by now. You don't want anything to do with this. So just take it. Go to a hotel.

Call me if you need me. All right. She's going to hop in a motorcycle. Okay.

Silicon are just where you headed. Uh, I'm going to go find one of the best hotels around. Oh, the five. Seas.

Yeah. Yeah. If it's like a five seasons or like a hotel, I know has a good reputation. I'm going to go find a hotel there or a room there and just try credit cards until they work.

Okay. All right. So you're going to find just go get a nice hotel room. Yeah.

100%. Okay. Ooh, somebody says Ritz, but what I'm going to say, I tried to think I'm a Hilton like Noel, bigger, Noel, heavy. Well, I'm going to go with another cracker.

I don't know. Yeah, townhouse. That's the kind of crackers, isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah. So it's also club crackers. I almost had cheese, it's resorts, but this excellent feeling like running away, cheese, it resorts. Yeah.

You know, well, yeah, no names on the bill. Yes. You got to put, I don't know, it's cheese, it's res. All right.

The first name. So you go get a nice hotel room. We're just going to hang out in the hotel room. Yeah.

Um, I'm going to kind of flip through the TV and pick up on news about life as harbor and like see what the world, how the world is reacting to it. The world seems to be reacting pretty big. There seems to be a large bounty on zero tolerance. A lot of heroes came out to like help rebuild the city.

So there's like like a multi-colitional agreement with a bunch of like companies and heroes and like a lot of big heroes have made statements like, like they're trying to like, you know, help and donate and there's like go funmies for everybody that was hurt and all of the right wing Republicans are thoughts and prayerings, but not doing anything. Oh, shit. So so that like, you know, the typical major tragedy things. Sure.

Everyone on Twitter has an opinion, but nobody actually goes and does anything. Normally Silicon artists would see this as an opportunity to gain some money from this tragedy, but that Silicon artist is gone now. This one's just a buffoon that loves TV. Currently in order room service because all he's had is s'mores.

Are you order? You order some room service? Miss Deeds, where were you headed? I'm going to be driving around town and still looking for the robotic monkey and like maybe screaming out like Dorothy and Robo.

Also, I take a look at the moon for like a split second. And I know that somewhere else out there, another Silicon artist is also staring back at that man. I think it's an interesting twist that you love the silks. That laugh.

That's like that. OK, so I love the Grim Reaper. You love the Grim Reaper. Right now, but you love the Grim Reaper.

Actually, I should have liked the detective side every time that she went to like get down and was whenever you were being crazy. All right. So back to Dorothy's hideout. What is Robo, no, but what is Robo, no, and I'm driving doing?

So are we done now? I mean, we like we go home or who are you talking to? The stooges, the three stooges. They're like, yeah, I mean, we stay here pretty much all the time.

But I mean, I guess we'll contact you if you if you have a job. We're here. Yeah, cool. And at that moment, you hear an explosion.

They're like, what was that? And you see that you have led the mantis and orchid to the front door of Dorothy's compound. Oopsies. They come charging in and they start beating up goons with powers and zaps.

Wow. Like all the dudes with like this is henchman one and henchman four on the shirts come become shot number one. Then they just they all get one punch out. So that's happening at the front gates.

The Dorothy is like, stop them. Capture the wizard. And then like we all start running after the mantis as she and her wolf try to escape and the the tin man, the scarecrow and the lion to cover her while she flees where you guys go in there. Back door.

Yeah, there's actually a lot of exits here and kind of like a bus of dump carnival. I would like to flee. OK, Robin, what are you doing? I'll flee as well.

I'll say, we've got to get back to the campsite where it's more secure. All right. OK. So you guys, you guys flee.

I'm going to say successfully flee because the mantis and orchid are too busy roughing up some hoodlums and you guys you guys get away. How OK, I understand why you want to get back to the campsite, but how is it more secure exactly? Well, because some of our friends are there and they can protect us. OK, I'm going to take your word for that.

Let's just go. Let's get out of here on your way back to the campsite. You see Ms. D is on motorcycle yelling your name out loudly on the street.

She does not go fuck. OK, I will go up and I go up. This leads. It's me, Robo, and this is my new friend updraft.

Could you please stop shouting? Robo, thank goodness I found you. Silicon artist, I made him go to a hotel. You might have to have no idea where he went.

Yeah, sorry. I just didn't know how to find anyone that I talked to some people. Apparently I was at to find Dorothy and she sort of like gives you the up down. Apparently you OK, can we go?

Can we walk and talk because we need to get out of this particular area? This needs like looks back at her bike. Robo, can you can you message Silicon artist where he went? I don't I just hold him to find a hotel.

OK, and I'll text Silicon artist to ask him to drop a pin for me. I do so. And then I send a text back. Do you all need rooms to question work?

And then I reply and say, what happened to the campsite? I text back the big government took it back over. Well, hold on. Is this side still around?

Is what is that side still around? Is this no step on me? No step on space. No step on.

So I texted him back the crying emoji and I put the phone away and give them the information about the hotel. Robo, can you be like a side car or something? I'm sure and I transform into the Robo side car, which is just a version of my head. It's got the face on the front of the side car.

OK, so you are you guys heading to the hotel then? Yes. Yeah, I'll hop in the Robo side car reluctantly, but I'll do it. OK, you are in the hotel room.

You get to the hotel room. You all are there. You're all together. So Robo, who is I'm sorry, puts out her hand misdeeds.

I've dropped. Right. So you know Robo or was this just sort of like she was my trainer on my new job, but it didn't work out so well. So I might have to still go look at top purchase again if they're still hiring.

You know, it's different jobs. Robo, you're you well, I think you have skills. Yeah, I'm great with customer service in IT. I'm not sure.

OK. Yes. You're great with customer service. I'm sorry.

I was your previous job. Mine. Either one of you said you trained him in a job. That's a generous way of putting it.

I just wasn't the newest one anymore. We worked for a gold delivery service. Sure. That's close enough.

OK. Look at what matters is we probably need to get out of town soon because Mantis may have found us and that's a bad thing. Mantis says in like a bug. Mantis as in like rip your head off or rather blow your head off.

OK, none of that sounds fun. Not really. No. Yeah.

We should go. Really loved sleeping at bed tonight, being honest. Yeah, same. I mean, I'm not sure about you.

I'm sorry. We've we've had a very long day. I mean, one night's probably safe. This name is this hotel room is under my name or Robo's name.

But if they followed us here, we're kind of screwed. I'm sure one night should be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

It's not even. Yeah, it'll be OK. So you guys stand there for a night? Yes.

But see, we need an extra bed in here. So I'm going to transform into the Robo bed, which is like a Batmobile bed, but it's Robo. I'm not getting in that. OK, since you don't have a mattress inside of you, you become the bed frame and you have to call down to call down because the room does to get an extra.

Yeah, to get an extra mattress going on. They they resentfully deliver it. Yeah, they're like, fine. How many people are staying in here?

A draft is going to go out onto the little walkout balcony that is barely large enough for one person and just sit on it. OK, what's everybody else doing? Just going to go to bed for the night or this. The stage was to go to bed.

She's also the same day she's got beaten the shelves, so she's probably also during stuff. OK, so the night starts taking away. So I'm going to bed. I would actually probably get a separate room.

Like, OK, I don't want to share room with the steeds. OK, Robo, are you staying with me? The steeds are with silly Sarah. I will stay with silly Sarah.

I'm a. I'm a draft. Where are you staying with? Or just on the balcony?

I'm just on the balcony. The night starts to pass. Robo, no, you are awakened by receiving a signal. OK, a signal is coming in to connect to you.

It is an odd signal, but it seems to be targeting you specifically. No one can. Oh, no. When is the signal saying?

Your firewall is currently protecting against it. It's like a basically someone sending you a message, like a text, but like to your hard drive specifically via your we feel. I know who it is. You do not.

It is encrypted and you do not recognize it. I can't read it. It's just a. You can, but you have to let your fire.

You have to like pull your fire down and let the message in. OK, yeah, let's see what the message is. I'm curious about it. All right, you get the message and the message just reads.

We would like you back and then it gives you a longitude and latitude. And it says your family needs you. That's strange. Indeed.

OK, I go wake everybody up. OK, before you wake everybody up, I'm just sitting on the balcony. Do you sleep up draft or not? No.

OK, you're sitting on the balcony and you see off in the distance a spotlight shines into the sky with what you recognize as the mantis symbol. Is it anywhere near us? Yeah, kind of close. Shit.

I don't know that I do anything right that second. I just keep an eye out. OK, OK, Robynnable wakes everybody up. What are you doing?

What time is this? It's like two in the morning or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's two in the morning.

It's like, yeah, just as everybody was like really hungry down in the state. Oh, sorry. I got a signal of a latitude and latitude. We've got to go.

It's something about a family waiting for me. Robynnable, you killed your family. We're back to bed. I know this one.

We got to look into the sick of these zombie monkeys. No, zombies are bad news. Everyone's sick of zombies anyway. But we got to go.

Come on, guys. Before the signal fades. I start jumping on the bed. Stop it.

Where is it? Where do you want to go? Where is this latitude and latitude? It seems to be in the middle of some cornfield somewhere.

It's in a cornfield, OK? Like in the same country. Yeah, yeah, it's only a few miles away. It's out of town near the farming area out in a cornfield.

It's like outside of town. Guys, it's right here. It's not even like a big vacation trip. Fine, fine.

It's up draft. Are you staying here? No, I'm not staying here by myself with Mantis on the hunt. Why is everyone afraid of this bug?

OK, all right. You don't want to know. Trust me. If you don't already know, you don't want to know.

All right. Do we just want to find out drive? Are we going in your motorcycle again? Yes, it has enough.

I have a seat in the back. Robynnable can be a side car. I mean, unless you want to more space, Silicon, you could you be a check it again? How about I just turn into like an extra wheel cover.

I don't want to be on anybody. OK, interesting. All right. You can be a nice wheel cover.

Don't ruin the motif of my motorcycle, please, though. The monkeys are already way too much. All right. Sure.

Fine. So you guys are traveling outside of the city late at late at night. Anything you guys do on your way? Special.

Anything you guys talk about? Missedeed's place. I would hell really loudly. But like on repeat too.

OK. You turn that noise off. I'm trying to listen to the wind. What?

I can't hear you dear. And I rev the engine. Oh, I really want to push her off the motorcycle, but I'm not going to. All right.

So you start approaching the cornfield. And it just looks like a kind of ordinary cornfielder kind of out in farmland late at night. Are we supposed to meet somebody here? This is where the signal is pointing us to.

I found this works. Robos family. Hello, Robos family. Start screaming into the cornfield.

What is with you and shouting? I don't. What else would you expect to do? They're out here somewhere apparently.

We're on the space. Right, Robo? Oh, yeah. And he's with that.

He's going to go go gadget a air horn and beep beep beep. As you do that, kind of like a cloaking effect happens and you see something that's floating above the cornfield that you had noticed before because it was locked. But there's a large piece of land floating on large rockets floating in the air. And from this large massive land, they look kind of like like skidoes or sedoes, but they're flying with rockets and like three or four of them start flying down from the land and they start coming towards you guys.

What is that? I'm going to assume it's not good. How do you all react? Robos family, right?

Sorry, said yeah. Okay, wait for them to come down at least. All right. The floating skidoo things.

I don't know what to call them pods, whatever. They all kind of land in front of you and some guys get off of them. They're all kind of dressed in black and red and they got these rifles and they'll kind of have like muffled voices and they're like hop on, we'll take you up. A little bit more context, please.

Robos, who are these extra people? These are my friends. I suppose we can use the help too. Nope.

So look at our just Robo, you too. You ready to go? Wait, you two? Those guys were there.

Robos friends, he didn't give us names. Are you guys coming? Do I recognize these people? You don't.

You do not seem to recognize these people. This guy seems to recognize you, but you don't recognize him. You recognize these people. You do not.

They're all wearing masks and helmets because all of their outfits match. So you do not recognize these people at all. Yeah, I want to know more. Do I recognize their outfits?

I guess not like this one person specifically. You do not. Interesting. Well, they know what our names are.

So it has to be okay. Not all of our names, but I can't really be surprised. I'm updraft by the way. Nice to meet you, updraft.

Look forward to working with you. I'm kind of out of the villainy game now. Well, if you don't, that's a shame. If you don't want to come, you don't have to.

We're just looking to get Robos help again. What do you need help with? We'll explain that once we get up. If you explain it.

Go ahead. If you explain it and I don't want to do it, can you just like drop me back off at home? Absolutely. And nothing is going to hold you there.

We just thought we'd work together. Oh, okay. Sure. I start walking up.

All right. You have on one of the skidoes. Yeah. Is everyone else hopping on to?

Yes. I'm going to turn into a ski doo. You can fly up with them. All right.

Miss deeds and updraft are you guys going as well? Yes, but I'm going to be asking a lot of questions about this floating land as we're going up to it. Everything will be answered into time once you meet the boss. Yeah, I'm just desops onto.

You guys start flying up and as you're flying up to become level with the land, you see on the land is a very large mansion. And on the mansion, they're familiar banners hanging from the windows. And you land on the lawn of the mansion. And as you guys are hopping off the skidoes, the guy that was driving silicon ours takes his mask off.

You recognize him as Reggie. And he says, knock is ready to see you guys when you're willing to go in. This is the second time I've heard about knocks. It was knocks.

What? That is where we will end this episode of the villain Underground. I have been your game mustard. Happy Buke.

And you can find me on Twitter at Happy Buke. What a very good twist. I am Phil. I play Silicon artists.

You can find me on Twitter. I'm at Canada underscore Phil with two L's. I no longer like this. And I play Miss deeds.

And I can find me on the Twitter verse at Code D3. I'm Cody. I don't know. And also the person who used to play knocks was this week.

There we go. I'm Ali and you can find me on Twitter. I play updraft and you can find me on Twitter at aluminum underscore I died. And I'm Will and I play Robonobo.

I'm finally back home and you can find me on Twitter at rowill underscore. And if you like this podcast as a whole head over to Twitter.com and find us at shupodcast. If you like us, don't support us head over to patreon.com slash shu podcast. There is a Shekler too or not.

We love you either way. T-shirts. If you want to find out when we release a new merch on is it T-Spring? Yeah.

Yeah. Follow us on Twitter if you want to see when I release new memes on T-Spring. It seems like the shirts are released are just deep cut jokes from our shows. So yeah.

There we go. You want a t-shirt or something? You can show us a lecture of the people that know exactly what this podcast is. Yeah.

I released a new one which the newest shirt I released. It'll be up for a couple of weeks when this gets out. But the newest shirt I released is a track team tank top for the rival track team of the patron shows school. So it's the onyx ridge beholder's track team t-shirt.

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