Alright welcome back to another episode of Villain Underground it's been a little while guys. How's everybody doing? It's good. My eyesight has gotten significantly worse.
So now I wear glasses. Oh, that's the most depressing. Okay. I'm done That's not true.
I've always worn glasses. Oh, then why are you saying that? Normally wear contacts. Look are we just gonna let this for eyes talk this entire time or am I gonna get to my introduction?
Like we all have been wearing glasses for fucking forever. Okay, so anyway, we are a fake-based podcast about supervillains and today we have with us We have Cody. Okay. Now.
Okay. Now I get to talk. Thank you. I'm amazing.
Thank you. We have Phil. Hi And we have Dr. Will.
I grew a beard guys. It makes me smarter How does it do that? It makes me look like a doctor like a college professor. Oh, it does kind of this might maybe why I subconsciously said that you were Wait, is that a perk in Fallout 4?
Have we missed that completely? Or you get higher actor beard? Where you get higher intelligence if you have a beard? Have you guys finished it cuz I was just about to spoil a bunch of shit.
Oh, no, please don't spoil it. Please don't No, there's already been a lot of people's while it's so you know, so here's the thing about the end I will stop this podcast. I know I have to make a choice, but I don't know what the choice is and I don't like choices Okay, all right well, so it's been a while. I hope somebody has been paying attention in or remembers cuz one of you has to tell us what happened last time.
Oh Yeah, I think I can handle it. I Was a way for him to tell me I had to do And listen, you're so smart. You got the you got the intelligence beard Yeah, doctor take care of it Alright, do describe two weeks of robin oboe in the hospital Let's see it started out we went to a club to find some Context with for Knox, but I don't remember the exact reason why or what context we were finding is because I'm a douchebag and had my reasons Okay, so that is about all we need We met somebody that I'm now calling Sergeant badass, but his actual name is great bigger He makes zombies out of people and that's his legion that he uses to fight So I want to hang out with him, but you didn't do that You couldn't win going out with if you want to do yeah, we could have we didn't though so everybody went back and Met fang or met up with fang to go get a ring back or I think four rings from somebody that had them and I apologize I don't remember that person's name But they have four rings and to do that they called in the help of the Cleveland steamer who then became donkey punch And then became something else I think at the end I forgot about that. Yep And then it pretty much ended with P you call you called in that favor cuz he was your friend.
Yeah hot Carl And then I think golden arrow cracked open the cocoon that was holding the guy a chick that had all the rings And she started summoning some elements to swirl around us. Yeah, yeah, actually I'm surprised that you remember that much It's because on my drive home I listen to the episode Because I have technology and can do that Why just did okay Okay, so yeah, you're all kind of there she's has a swirling impressive torrent of Elements and she says to you that this is none of your business and you should leave or you will die Let's see and we're in like a broken-down house correct. Yeah, it's like an apartment complex and there's like vines and shit everywhere I have a few questions Metagaming lies. Okay, what's gonna happen with our friend the black legulus?
You gonna play him or should I inject him from the situation? No, I got it fine. Okay. I'll figure it out.
He's there right now and the monkey should I summon the monkey? You have a way to summon the monkey, right? I was assuming so because I have okay all right But at the current moment Cleveland steamer is there it's Cleveland steamer Knox Golden Arrow and black legless with Fing and their faith interfacing down Nightshade So she she taught she's not attacking quite yet. Does anybody say anything say You should probably give us those rings.
It's like five on one and we'll kick your ass Knox Yes, just I'm not gonna be fighting so just four on one would be fine. Thank you Knox your phone beeps alert what is it now is this it looks like checking tinder knocks like They won't even let me on that Yes, it's not grinder. It's not a grinder notification. It's um your house's alarm is going off.
There is a siege at your mansion Son of a can we can we postpone this situation? I've got I've got problems at home You can deal with this golden arrow right? I can just leave now There's a Donaldson there to like defend in your base. Yes Donaldson's going to defend the face Last time we had him do something we can take it hit we know that we certainly can Yeah, I guess lady can we just have the rings this is this is not a deal right?
You're asking her if it's a deal. No, no, this is not a major ordeal You can just hand over the rings we can leave I can deal with my situation you can be Beautiful flower or whatever you're trying to be She she kind of rises up flames kind of in circles She's like I have orders from on high powers beyond your comprehension and saying is like those rings will be mine Little melodramatic, but okay, huh? Okay, golden arrow here hold this and my hand golden arrow something and then I'm just Doc's is going to turn around right out of the room. Yeah, what did you what did you hand him?
a few seconds later if nothing happens I will message him about what it is I can take off my headset, so I really don't know what I'm gonna do it It's a remote it's a remote detonated flash bank. Oh Jesus. Can't just keep secrets from you, bro. I'm sorry.
Oh So you gotta go get a beer, okay, so you ran out of the room Yeah, I'm just like running back down the hallway finding the elevator and I want to try and find the elevator get back to the bottom floor again Okay, as you're running down the hallway the color kind of fades out of the the room and things get lighter and lighter And you can't quite seem to stop yourself from running until you're in a completely white room Like everything's kind of equi but muffled at the same time I check to see if the helmet is working and I'm actually getting oxygen from the air supply in my helmet. Yeah, you are Okay This is what do you do? It's a white room It's like kind of a white nothingness like think the hyperbolic time chamber, okay? See I'm not sure if this is just me cuz I want to take off my pants and pee on it to give it some color but That's what you're gonna do.
No, that's not what Knox would do. That's what Cody would do. That's what Cody would do Cody I would try to I would try to like Knox would try and go to like the nearest portion where he could touch a wall Just like keep walking until he could touch a wall But instead of running now unless he's compelled he's gonna try to slowly walk over to a wall and touch it Okay, so you're walking to where you thought a wall was but you really can't it's like the room is pitch dark But it's white right sounds right but I'm going over to where a wall was where I thought it would be and apparently it's now not Yeah, it's not there you hear a voice kind of echoing from all sides. It says Knox Knox you have to listen to me.
It's kind of like a male and female voice It's like it sounds like 30 voices at once all kind of whispering together Decisid funny You see you see a figure in the distance kind of approaching you it's kind of floating with like it's like it's together as kind of floating at you Knox you have to listen to me. I don't have to do any such thing and you do he turns around and walks away All right when you turn around you see the figure from the other direction coming at you as well It's like you tried to turn around but couldn't okay, but you felt yourself doing it Knox's Knox is going to reach into his back and pull out a gun okay pointed at it He's gonna go let me out of this room immediately. You're not in a room. You're in no room.
You're in no space You're in no time Then give me back the space that is mine and then I would be more inclined to listen to you You will listen to me, Knox. You're at a pivotal moment in history. Go on You're at a junction. I am the infinity.
I watch the junctions I help make choices. You can ask me three questions about your junction to help you choose Any questions I desire three questions It seems quite profound all of a sudden. I was just about to blow up this building So that would be my first question What would happen if I blew up this building with them in it? I might compatriots food survive and could we we retrieve the rings from this woman?
If the rings are retrieved from the woman Fang will become all powerful the world will see it a hundred years of darkness Okay, so kill him Fang is unfeatable. He was born at the beginning of time and he has never died and he never will not all thing I would say that everything in life is defeatable. You put your mind to it. Okay, so even if I would ask you next question blah blah blah If he was defeatable, you'd just be like no is not okay.
Jeannie situation Let's see here next question. Who's out to kill me? No, no, no better question. Who's that my mention currently?
Immersionary known as massacre and his man. They have arrived to kill you Unfortunately for them now, isn't it? Oh poor Johnson. I like you.
Give me answers very straightforward as well I feel like the last question should be profound in a way just What is the meaning of life or something? But that seems so trivial at this point last question then Do you think golden arrow will ever leave my employ? Under circumstance The choice will be his ultimately soon enough you'll grow too powerful to be under your control That too is disappointing. Oh, well, I guess those are my three wishes.
Can I can I be let out of this room and blow up the building? Okay, let you find yourself in the hallway You had just left the room. Okay, so I can still see them. Yeah Has any time passed?
Nope. I run a little bit further down the hallway and kind of whisper in infinity All right golden arrow you got handed us something and then Knox goes running out of the room. Can I look at it and see what it is? Yeah, it's it's some sort of round metal cylinder.
Hmm. I'll drop it Okay, things like what the fuck your bro just left The dude's flaky he's not gonna be able to take a bunch anyway, and then I for my action I would like to try using my telekinesis to rip off one of the plant lady's fingers Okay Okay, so you're gonna try to use your telekinesis? Yeah, so that because of my stunts it is a static ability where I can use my physique from a distance So it'd be my role plus my physique, which is a plus four. Okay.
Okay. Yeah. Oh, are you talking any finger or a specific one the middle finger of Like the hand that she has the rings on or not the hand that she has the rings on basically I want to take a finger but a ring with the finger. Okay, all right.
All right. Oh, sweet babies So I got a two a four and two sixes, so that is a plus one On that plus my four so plus five on a physique role Okay, you yank on her finger on her finger breaks and the ring like starts to slide off and as it does There's like a torrent of water comes shooting out of it and hits everybody in the room roll fizzoo plus Seven Jesus, okay, you don't take damage, but you do get pushed back by the water a bit now Knox you hear a big solution in the other room. Okay, I acknowledge this Okay, all right, so what were you gonna do? You're leaving the apartment complex you're running out.
I uh, I'm going to Uh, try and contact Donaldson through my phone Okay, you're just gonna make a phone call I'm gonna be running at the same time. You're running down the hall very dramatically phone in hand because you know I'm a millennial after all so I know how to actually do things while on the phone. Okay. All right, so you make it a call Nobody picks up.
All right, sweet. I want to find the nearest elevator and try to force it open You're on the first floor. You're trying to go to the higher floor or oh shit. We're on the first floor.
Yeah, damn I want to be awesome and like jump on to like the little rope the elevator. Okay, no I'm gonna find the basement. I could find the columns that are holding up the building You're going down into the basement into the basement. I've got some c4.
I'm gonna put the c4 on the columns So you're doing that for a couple of turns I do that for a while Okay, all right back up to the room. Wait. Do I have like a robo novo alert system? You have a phone?
He has a you can call him on your phone. Oh, I wouldn't do that if I couldn't get a hold of Donaldson. I Would have talked to robo nobo Is that what you're gonna do instead? Yeah, okay.
You call robo nobo robo nobo. You're you're in the garage just sitting there You're in the garage of Knox's house Am I in my conscience? What's that? Yeah, you're just standing there.
Nobody has to do anything You were all fixed up and now you're just standing in the garage. Okay, so there's a a beeping noise and robo nobo spends a few minutes Looking around looking under boxes for it Pushing over some chairs and kind of like digging through some odds and ends that he has and then you notice that there's a red light Beeping on the side of his arm and he pushes it and it's a little screen flips open and it projects a hologram of Knox's face Also Tony Stark like in the Jarvis mask face. I like this. I want this to happen robo.
We need you now That's not an axis voice robo robo lock onto my GPS and get here as fast as you can Well, robo nobo doesn't understand where he is what happened? I believe we had you in the shop for some repairs Donaldson was supposed to hire someone are you are you fully functional? Robonobo function these shakes. Do you have do you have two arms and two legs?
He puts one arm up waves it. That's the other arm up waves it stands on robo. This is only a one-way video communication I can't see you. I know you're waving around because I hear it.
Well robo nobo work. All right, fine I know this was only experimental, but they might be no you could probably get here anyways Actually, Donaldson may need help. Not help save my mansion. There are people invading apparently a long should be going off or something in the Just then it kind of like pans back and you see some explosions going on in the house shaking and there's some kind of like dry Wall falling out of the ceiling around robo nobo and Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, how so to attack robo nobo take care of it by knocks and hangs up Rabbi it Okay, so where's robo nobo going?
He's running off through the house Okay All right, so back to Phil Phil the the wave knocks Cleveland steamer out cold and you don't and you don't see you don't see black leg loss anywhere Fing seems to be fine and you seem to be fine. It's just you against her now man that Cleveland steamer guy just sounds like shit Well now that he's dressed with water he's gonna he's gonna rust and he can be the resty trauma I ran up in a punch plant lady in the face All right, you're gonna go do that. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna kick or teeth out roll to make a punch So I put them up which is plus one when fighting unarmed which I always am so that's my physique, correct Reflects oh no, I have a fight That is a negative one on my roll plus one on my face. That's it.
I'm sorry. I put them up So it's zero so plus two to fight. It's just a two Okay She's three to the fan she you go to punch her in like a gust of wind kind of sweeps her way and she kind of flies up a little bit Fing he runs up recklessly she She tries to stop him with like a bunch of thorny plants in the impale him and he just kind of grabs him And he's like pulling them through himself to get closer to her grooves. Yeah, I'm just gonna look at him Or your turn me yeah, yeah, I'm going to use my telekinesis I assume there are broken boards with rusty nails in this house.
Yeah, and I'm gonna sling those at her He's my telekinesis Plus one on my roll plus my physique. So that's a five five to hit her with a board With an eight you do you do a one to her Okay, thanks trying to get closer. She fills the room with fire Give it on. Give it on my human I thought you were gonna say that you're like your grass type or something.
Yeah Christ I am grass fed be It was been a long time before you said be surprised you said it 24 minutes and 57 cents. Yeah, Jesus I know that's a that's a that's a long time. Okay. Um, yeah, so she's gonna hit you with Four fire yikes.
What do you find against the four fire using? You can use athletics or food Your heart hurt bro, that is a plus three Taking one damage Okay, yep, you take a one so cross up some sort of yeah, I'll cross out the one okay Two Cody Cody you're in the basement. We're gonna just hung up on you first off I want to ask is my memory shot. What's what was the mercenary groups name?
The mercenary was named massacre and he just had a group of people first thing I want to do Knox is gonna be standing in the middle of the basement kind of like getting out the sea for like I'm forgetting something Robo no, Bo infinity person massacre Thanks, thank ultimate darkness, oh That that's a little gift I gave and then he's gonna bring out his phone call golden arrow Okay, we have a little now we have bluetooth now. You can answer the phone Yeah, golden arrow you're being hit with a ton of fire and your bluetooth rings. I Like I imagine I've gotten knocked to the ground and just kind of slam my head against the ground to open it or to press Okay, what Here and that's a supporting column. I think I need one over oh Ultimate evil ultimate darkness Don't let the Employer get the rings because bad things will happen.
Do you lose actually? I don't think you can hear me fangs a douche Don't let him have the rings Okay. Oh, do you have that present I gave you? I dropped it Good you might want to close your eyes And Robo and not Robo no no no no is going to push a button on his wrist and I want to create an advantage in the room called blinded For everyone except for golden arrow Okay, I rolled to create a van place I wrote to create adventures with my resources Do it a flashbang goes off in the room.
Oh my god, and I get terrible. I got a zero I Rolled in negative three I hate you guys. Oh wish okay, right light, but it's not super It was under some water so it was beautiful. You dropped it water I Kind of like still on the phone.
Did that help you any? No, I kept my eyes open and didn't do shit Right at it. It didn't do anything Don't look at it. It's a flash bag.
What although right at it. Did it tell me it was a flashbang The sound didn't go off or anything God damn it Donaldson when you buy something The building now Yes, it's about to explode well as soon as I finish up with the c4 speaking of which I'm not sure if this is supporting Call in the architect in this place was horrendous all right go through it With your turn he said he's gonna blow up the building and not to help fang and you're in there in the fight So what do you do? I'm gonna keep fighting Like all the narrow doesn't give a shit like he just wants to beat the crap out of this point lady I'm gonna pick myself up and charge and try to punch her in the mouth. Okay go for it mouth punch Wow 0s on my role so plus four to I'm sorry plus two to fight so two oh You gotta roll to She defenced up to so stay on there cool all right Thank its close he tries to grab the ring off of the broken finger He's able to they're wrestling for the ring and she's going to fight him back So they're like fighting as she's wrestling for the as he's wrestling for the ring Knox you get finished putting the c4 good excellent He kind of like stands back to us his hands off good.
Um go now you still there yeah Oh good. I thought you hung up. I have the c4 in place. Just whatever you feel like it or if fang is about to get it Actually, I'm not sure if I trust that's all confusing.
Um whenever you want I can blow up the down building Give me like two minutes if you don't mind. I get stuff. I'm going. I'll give you a minute.
Bye click Alright, are you leaving the building then Knox? Yes, okay golden arrow you have Supposedly you have one minute can I so they're locked are they like locked up in battling like rap? Yeah, yeah, they're attacking each other the the tax he does to fang don't seem to affect him He doesn't seem to have any abilities other than he's just not getting hurt at all I want to try to rip off the broken finger. I want to try to do that again Okay, so you're gonna reach into the middle of them.
No with telekinesis. Oh, okay. All right go for it cool Plus two Plus two all right sweet you you're yanking on the broken finger itself all right, um, yeah, like their struggle she hurt finger bends back to the ring kind of flies off and See if I can react to grab it. He got a perfect roll.
He grabs it out of the air. He flies off her finger I want to do it bitch But I was very salty so it shows I had to show the role of four pluses he wrote four pluses So yeah, he grabs it. He's got the watering now She is my head so she feels like a radius blast of fire and wind to push everybody back It's not doing damage is pushing everybody back she got a six so You can try to Roll something to try to keep from being pushed back or you can just let it push you to the wall athletics Maybe just to kind of resist it. Yep.
You do that Nope, okay Yeah, so both you and Feng get pushed back away from her and you kind of hit the wall You don't do any damage where she gains the distance and she kind of She kind of floats up and her plants kind of open up the wall and she starts to kind of retreat as she's like Has like a spinning vortex of fire in front of her Don't get away she might get a fake point because she's leaving battle No, he he would get a fake point because Shut up You get a fake point if you don't want to battle um you don't if you accomplish your goal. So yeah What is you do for your turn gold in arrow? There's no real measurement fate is there so I would say it's a bend like 15 20 seconds. Okay cool So you got like maybe another turn turn a half sure Yeah, and you guys are kind of like a couple of rooms and hallways into the building Oh, I can't jump out the window.
I thought there's windows. Oh, you can try to jump out the window, but you just don't know what you're jumping into sure Yeah, I'll jump out the window. Okay, I'm gonna jump out the window sure roll athletics Plus three Okay, yeah You dive out of the window a couple seconds later here boom boom boom from under the building and the building kind of crumbles Is not still standing there Nox you left your own the other side of the building knocks left to the other side I wanted to leave like be sitting there eating something Sitting there Well, there you when you exit the building you cross around the other side knock at just sitting there eating well No, he's not eating his arm on his arm He's trying to slowly push a big Mac through his face great I'll just kind of walk up and I'll sit next to be like that's kind of cool. Why'd you put up the building?
It was the only thing I could do at the time plus I mean I actually might own a few apartments in this area I make it some insurance so win win No, who told you I had a gun I was gonna say we should buy you a gun like they're super easy to get In America, but I am so young and I should not be owning a gun What are you implying? I'm sorry. Oh, he's saying that he can't get a gun because he's young You have a freaking space that you chow me on Yes, but it can't kill people directly you can either make a gun or you can buy one from the same people you Wait, what did you say what was the first thing you said make a gun? They have like 3D printers you can print bullets and stuff like that.
I don't know if you can print bullets Oh, sorry, you're saying I'm sorry. I should quiet voice in the sky. I'm talking Alright, so robin obo. Okay, robin obo you're in the garage you walk into the house There are there are things on fire and there are men with assault rifles kind of knocking stuff over spray painting and breaking ship Immediately the thought that goes through robo no was mind is that these men are here to kidnap him and take him back to the shelter girl Location he ducks down and hides around the corner and he flips open his arm phone to The keypad and presses nine one and then he stops This this robin obo's chance move himself the knocks Robonobo take care of kidnappers for knock so He he closes the phone attachment and goes Operation kick butt about to commence Okay, and so robin obo is going to begin to sneak stealthily through the house and he's gonna make his way towards the kitchen Okay, all right.
You get to the kitchen. There's a couple of men. They're like they're just spraying shit and breaking stuff and lighting stuff on fire Okay, robin obo is going to stealthfully open one of the cabinets In the kitchen and pull out a bag of flour and start pouring it into Coffee filters and tying that okay, did you have a cell scale? I have burglary all right roll burglary You're gonna home alone these mercenaries I got a plus two and I had a one in burglaries or three Okay, you're able to stealthily pour the flower.
Okay, so how many mercenaries are there in the kitchen? There are three, okay? so robin obo is gonna make three of these Flower bombs and then he's going to jump up and go Butt heads and as they turn he's gonna rapidly throw the flower bombs at each other faces. All right roll shoot For ranged.
I don't think you have any of those You have a little bit of fight. I do have fight, but you don't have shoot no all right, so roll at plus zero Oh, yeah minus one right You whip the flower bombs and they just kind of hit around the kitchen and the three men kind of look at each other and they're like The fuck is happening with them and they're like who the fuck are you? Robin obo immediately takes off running in the opposite direction Okay, they don't seem to give chase or anything All right, so you run the opposite direction you are now outside of the house What's there anything going on outside or they mostly all in the house? You can hear there's a bunch of them in the house.
Mm-hmm, but there's also like three like large Parramilitary style trucks like parked around the roundabout in front of the house. Okay, is there anybody attending the trucks? Yeah, there's there's like four or five guards like standing outside there like all have assault rifles, okay Robin obo is going to Run back into the house. Okay.
All right, and you're right back into the house this time he's going to go to one of the bathrooms and There's a the opens up one of the cabinets. He's going to find a large jug of peptobysmal or I mean not But some like a Lax you know like some milka magnesia laxative, okay, or if a cacker and So he's gonna go back into the kitchen and try to find something to put that into the guards It's just something something that you could use to sabotage them with Do you remember when you guys pitch being villains? You're like yeah, I'd be great to do like big Like that and right now what we're role-playing is a robot monkey trying to poison guards with milka magnesia Don't you have bonds that you poop out or something? Kind of would just be like no, it's a diabetes.
So there's much Those fill it with Mucka magnesia just throw it at them That would be you throwing more things that people that I don't think this could work. Yeah, okay, so basically Robin obo you're trying to just get away from these guys. He's trying to crappily take them down, but There's no opportunity for him to do this then he's yeah He's just gonna try to overpower them. Okay.
All right, so you're gonna come down to that because these dudes are like They're not even drinking anything. They're standing guard. Okay. The only way to do that would be force feed them Yeah, if a cack or whatever that would be really yeah Roman obo has just been watching too many movies So he's just gonna go straight up fight All right, so he's gonna charge them just swinging.
Okay. All right, um you get the first act because you they don't see you Okay, and that's a one on fight Okay Whoo they rolled a negative one they take it to you. All right You knocked one of the dudes out. Oh, and then the other three are kind of startled by your profits by your presence They open fire on you and they rolled a two to shoot.
Okay, and this is athletics that I can try to dodge this Yeah, yeah, I'll do that right I've got four athletics, but I washed on the rolls before Okay, so you're able to dodge out of the way of the bullets your turn. Okay, uh, Robinobo is going to use his physique to try to they're in the kitchen. Yeah, no these guys were out by the truck Oh, okay, so he's back out. Oh, are you did you attack the the sorry?
We didn't clarify? Did you take the ones in the kitchen or the truck? I'll let you choose because it didn't really yeah, no, let's say this is the truck and and we'll just continue with the straight-up fight Then we're the truck guys. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Cool. Okay.
So taking again this time was a Plus one to so three for fight. Okay They rolled it to so take another one. You're not gonna do that There's only two left and they continue firing on you they rolled a three to shoot and Forward roll to four and plus two to six to athletics as he rolls forward. He's like a bowling ball Jesus, okay, you're kicking her ass.
Let's go all right Then jumps up and fights again to the scenes the negative to you and one so at one on fight Okay, they rolled to defend so they're able to defend like you roll at him and they kind of jump out of the way and fire on you again They rolled a zero for sure. So as long as you get athletics better than zero. Yeah, bad role. Yeah Your turn okay, um now as far as the you know like straight-up fight as physical combat I do have some things like say like craft and physique You know can I just try to not necessarily fight them but maybe like push them down or restrain them with physique Or is that more?
Yeah, but to get up to get a hold of them You have to roll fight and then it would be a contest of physique to keep them healthy Okay, so I'm going to roll fight to grab the two of them. Okay, and roll for you And it's a five. All right, they got three so you grabbed okay, and now I'm going to hold their weapons away from them That would be physique. Yeah, all right the beat of two I got a Negative one on that Wow you rolled all negatives.
We all right, so you try to pull their guns away, but you can't They try to one of them tries to pistol whip you up. They rolled a two on an attack. Okay, roll fight to defend because you're Yeah, oh you rolled three. Okay.
All right, so you be there too. All right, you're and I'm going to try the guns thing again Try to strip their weapons off of them. Okay, okay, and it's for that time All right, and they got okay, you're getting their weapons away All right, and so I mean are we continuing to fight are they still retaliating or It looks like they're trying to get away. So they're gonna try to roll physique to get away They rolled to try to get away and those are the last two guards Outside outside guards.
Okay, um, Robanobah is not going to follow them. He's gonna let them escape. Okay, all right We switchin around or do you want to continue? Are you gonna go back in the house?
I just want to know like which direction okay? Robanobah drops the guns on the ground and then turns his head and climbs into the truck and begins to mess around behind the steering column of the truck Are you trying to jack the truck as well? You're doing maybe All right, all right back to the broken-ass apartment building you guys are there. There's a pile of smoldering rubble so How do we get back?
I figured which one of you drove the car? You see you see Cleveland steamers car is there. Yeah, I look around me and say it's just me What do you mean? Which one of us we all came in the same car together?
Where did black leg let's go? Oh wait, did you call him? Did you call him and tell him to get out? I figured he was already blind so the the the flash I I guess I actually didn't think that through all the way.
I haven't called him yet But where's fang? Where's where the rings? Where did you not get any of it? I broke one off of your fingers and fangs got it.
So it's all good like No, that was not the point. Look at all of the work I did the building it's destroyed and you didn't get any I told you not to let fang have Ah, you're gonna have to find fang You told me that he was a douche-nounsel and it's like well, that's a reflection on his personality and not on his combat skills So I kept fighting No, no, I don't think you understood well Even if I were to tell you you would probably think I'm dilution I am delusional Whatever, um, we still need to get there all the rings, right? If you are employed by him We still need to finish the job. So where is the plant lady?
Well, I assume in the rubble That's like the first place I would probably check Well, then go go check the rubble. I'm not getting my hands dirty. Okay What do I beg you for? And I uh, I start to walk around to the other side of the building Okay, then I'm just gonna walk away I All right, you start walking away I'm from Oh guys, you are a terrible team All right, uh, nox you're you're sitting there um golden arrows kind of walks into the woods Oh, do I like plainly see him just like walk away or yeah?
Why are you go? Really? This is uncalled Fine knocks turns around rolls up his sleeves and then starts like waiting through all the rubble There's a lot of it. It was apartment building.
I know He's just gonna try his best to go through all of it. Okay, okay. All right We're fast forward a bit um robin oba. What what's your plan?
Um, does he know where nox is? I mean, he's yeah, okay So he's he's gonna lock on to uh, nox's GPS location Uh, he realizes kind of uh in a little bit over his head with his assault dudes creeping around the mansion and everything Um, uh, he knows that donalds in there somewhere so he's probably got it under control And so he just hotwires the vehicle and heads to pick up knocks All right, okay I'm gonna fast forward a bit knocks you're digging through rubble for a good long while and you get pretty tired and then uh like a Black fucking SUV pulls up and robin oba's driving it I would say as like if it took so long for robin oba to get there like you just see knocks on like a like a rock Just sitting down like hands like face in his hands just kind of like weeping silently Right golden arrow best forward a bit you probably hit you buzz in your back home Your family's happy that your home. I love the image of me just sitting on a bus in the full like outfit Because like a big beefy dude just taking up two seats and sitting there There's like a mom and a little girl that will girls like mommy that that guy's wearing tights is he a ballerina? No, no, sir.
Don't look at him. Don't look at him. He's just like a You see a couple other dudes and outfits too. I mean the world is full of fucking people and outfits You see another guy and when he sees you he gives you like that knowing head nod You know like the nod like you see doing a DD shirt and you're wearing one too and you give him that Yeah, bro.
Yeah, like that kind of thing Like he gives you one of those because a dude like a cape and like a domino mask. You just give you one of the amen I'll do the same though I love this world. It's just like a bunch of like superheroes and supervillains just like roaming around just like what's up Yeah, so you you get home I will uh take make sure to take my clothes off and change into civilian clothes before I enter the house Okay, all right. You're able to do that.
Sure And then I just have a quiet night at home All right, make dinner chicken breast and broccoli and maybe some baked beans It's pretty good decent good protein. Yeah, it's pretty good Um, can we describe how knocks nights go? In a second. Okay.
Okay. So golden arrow. Um, did you character have a normal job or like villainy was his job, right? Villainy is his job.
He says he has one just to uh Basically as a cover and if he needs to like his wife gets suspicious he uses his deceit to okay You know keep that mask up Okay, um you got a call uh that night kind of later at night. Um, it's one of your gym rat buddies Okay And he's like hey man, uh some people were around the gym looking for you today And I will I'll text back to like did they say who? Uh, no, they were they were dudes and they were like wearing like some like tactical vest and shit and they said they were they were looking for you I told them I didn't know where you were Text back. Okay.
Thanks. Appreciate it. It was probably just a kidnap prank. My friends were playing on me All right, all right, nox uh robo nobo shows up uh like a little bit after the sunsets And you're there robo no but you arrive you arrive at a uh an apartment building That's just a big pile of rubble and nox is sitting there covered in ash and soot and dirt Robonobo rolls down the window and leans out waves his hand and goes below knocks Dox is kind of looks up kind of does that hand over the uh over the nose Hi robo.
Can you help me? There's there's too much rubble out here and I can't I gotta look for rings and it's like a haystack metaphor that I can't think of the rest of it Robonobo exits the vehicle and kind of waddles over in an awkward, you know a bipedal eight walk and goes um, oh Robonobo don't cry knocks. So what what what Robonobo do for you? I need to find these rings and golden arrow left and I don't know what happened to black legolas because he won't answer anymore And I have weird visions now and I'm going crazy Well, I don't understand that but but look what robo do and he turns his arm into a metal detector It's like just like look oh thank god you have something like that you you are the best I just like give robo no mo just like this a really weak hug and pat him on the head I like how not to like this pushy dick, but then like when things go wrong he becomes his whiny baby Yes, this is like a petulant chime.
He is he's just like a total asshole and when things don't go his way. He's just like no So robo no bobo's gonna scoop him up in his other arm and cradle him like a baby as he uh Wanders around metal detecting the uh the rebel Do you have a function where you can like weave a nipple through his face mask because he's probably hungry It's like jesus. No, no, it's our call the line. It's a blunder double It's a blended big mask That would be great.
So he's nursing on robo Teats robo's big max succulent teeth. Oh Can that can be that can be canon no that cannot be candid. I refuse. This is not a thing I don't know.
Alex's the gm. So Okay, so you're gonna sell the tech of the apartment the the okay, um, that's a weird place to leave off. I'm trying to make a way to um Okay, poof. All right.
So that's not super like exciting cliffhanger, but that's a cliffhanger never Oh boy. Okay, so I guess I will click on it. Um, I don't know what to do. Okay, so Phil you um you wake up in the morning and You have some more texts of like other gyms you've been to because you probably have six or seven you rotate through Um dudes have been looking for you all over time And yeah, I'll just like text back K to all of them You're you're great friends Okay, um noxis pero bonobo you're metal detecting for a long time and you finally uh You get you get a beep Um and you start digging through the the the the rubble and you see uh fangs arm punch through Some of the rubble as you get close and he starts digging himself out That's where we're living.
Oh shit. Um, that's not even cliffhanger. That's like us falling off of the cliff And just like what will happen next and it just fade away Okay, so That was another edition of vloggeround. I was your game master And I am at happy puke and you can find me at ssostudio and lots of cool stuff And if y'all want to do your thing go for it.
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