Villain Underground #63

Hey, Womsters, it's happy puke here. I'm here to deal with the before show ad that we've been doing Recently, but you know I have something to job out. You know, what's really gets my goat really kicks my beehive really Shakes my chandelier is that there is not enough fantastic podcast content out there and The fantastic podcast content that you can find often the the the hosts of the show are distant despondent And they don't they don't let you participate, but you know what I'd love is there is one show on the horizon one beacon one champion of the people And that shows love to hate you will get Quality content from quality people who are dying to interact with you you can vote on their shit. You make them do stuff It's it's a goddamn dream come true Hello and welcome to another heart pounding episode of the villain underground I am your game maya western Mustard a naze happy puke and with me today.

I have the trinity the three bays Top of the tier the triangle of fear. We have playing robo nobo will It's a heart pounding podcast because we're giving Alex a heart attack by derailing his plans This is the big one We have Cody that's a little bit of um leon redbone. Nope red fox red fox Okay, hi. I'm Cody.

There's a different reason why my heart is pounding Do you want to do you want to give us a no no it's sex joke. Okay. Good. All right So and we also have the one the only updraft played by Ellie Oh, I was gonna say there were like three of me, but then you ruined it.

So okay. Well, I'm that's what I do I stop with somebody like to give us a quick synopsis what happened on the last episode of A feeling underground. I'm not gonna do it. Someone's gotta do it Nothing wasn't it Uh, I don't know.

Okay, I can do it. I can do it a while. Okay, let's do it. I was just kidding So last time on a villain underground we Had some corporate meetings and decided to go to tow pass heights Yes, okay, so we decided to go to tow pass heights to ransacks on alien's base except Um robo having the management title go to his head a little bit decided to make us network Which resulted in a fight Uh And in the aftermath of the fight after the floor the floor store got blown up by an RPG Um The chain dude, why am I so bad at names?

Missing link missing link showed up in front of our rv, which is our mobile base Anything anyone needs to add? Um There is die a nice. I showed up. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I'm currently miss deans is currently Uh In play with him right now. They bang in yeah, the rv is a rockin. Yeah, and we're all in the rv You smash the windshield Making our getaway as uh missing link showed up He also got a fight with a villain crew that we're supposed to be uh, synergizing with us and it didn't work out too well Yeah, I didn't realize that the freeloading five like you gave us four names after that So I didn't link that oh the freeloading five are the next like four names and an additional person I thought the freeloading five was like a person and for some reason I thought they had like high-fiving powers I don't know yeah, it was because the email was formatted weird You forgot to you forgot to form like it was in a word document bullet pointed But he just copy pasted it into email and would be formatting it so it literally has a heading that says villains in the area The freeloading five under that then but zoka Joe under that with no different in uh italicized or underline or anything I'm gonna say that's uh, that's a business clear clear So we're gonna open up um, I think uh patina was driving the rv I've drafted the passenger seat the other t bags Uh in the back with robo and uh the missing link in front and the van is still a rockin so pina's like what do we need to do sir? Just drive Uh, she checks her phone for an email.

Oh He robo could you please tell patina to drive? Uh robo uh Oh, so for me you argue but for everyone else Fine they were just trying to teach you Uh, you're now patina forever. That's pretty Rob, okay, please send an email so we can leave is tina the behind the driver seat right now. Yes, okay, uh, so robo's gonna say um That reading didn't go well with the other villains But I clearly know what hero when I see one and then he's gonna uh put his hand on tina shoulder go drive Okay, so she starts driving away.

Uh, no, I wanted to run over a missing link He's in front of us. All right, so she's gonna roll drive to hit him Oh god, we're gonna wreck this rv She's she's running into him. He uh, he doesn't move you run over In you hear like someone's like spilling a bunch of chains on the ground like just metal like falling all over the place But we get away Yeah, that's what happens and you continue to drive Just just keep going. Just don't stop just go Okay, so she she drives she pulls out onto the road and continues to drive Are we just going to the site now robo can we stop trying to network?

Uh, yes, we've wasted enough time here. We really need to work on our time management skills I will stab you. This is your fault With the uh with the car moving can uh, misdeeds throw open the back door with a sheet on yeah, sure Who the fuck is driving patina? Bitch, no, she's just like like sashay her way up front look at her in the face get out of the driver seat Uh, she checks her phone for an email.

I start heating up her phone until it explodes You don't heat up specific things you just heat up the area around okay. I heat up the entire area Everyone are you if you're heating it up to a point where phone explodes everything in the area starts malfunctioning Okay, every one of the front seat everything starts getting hot that well before the machines uh fail The leather starts to melt to your skin updraft The the leather around you is starting to get so hot that it's like soaking through your shirt and melting That's gross. So yeah, mr Is making the area in the front of the cab incredibly hot. Um, so one of my stunts is that I am not affected by temperature extremes So I'm just like chillin until the leather starts bubbling around me And I'm just gonna like shift in my seat.

What the hell? Why why is the leather melting? Get out of the seat me you want me to get okay fine. No, just go back here.

It's a little bit directly at patina Uh, she she email you or robo you didn't email that says what is the chain of custody as far as driving? Um, I'm gonna email back the company No, actually like I would say I could have an exclamation point on my face that say you cannot use robo nobo until he cools down some but I'm gonna reply on the uh the email the uh corporate policy for um the distribution of driving Um responsibilities What is that specifically? Oh geez, I don't know It's like just a really loosely written one that just says you have to be over the age of 18 Have a current driver's license, but no one's really specified in the breakdown There's not like a chain of command or anything corgric acid Everybody gets a reply all email from patina that says um Can drivers be switched in the middle of driving? Do we need to have a staff meeting about this?

Yes, right now just get out of your chair. We're having a staff meeting right now. Just come back here Email this is please respond in a way that can be documented For training purposes. We are in your in a tin can together.

Why are we emailing? I hate it patina Back at robo and Still heating it up. I don't give a fuck. She's gonna get off the fucking chair The leather on the steering wheel is now permanently merged with her hands It was every she she pulled the car over so staff meeting is that what's happening?

Yeah, all right The teabags go back into the office I still laid on the desk He's um, he's he's petting the he's naked sitting on the how you know petting it It says like head is right where his crotch is. That's why the camera can't see yeah And he keeps going good. Oh, this is soft. How do you keep it's first so soft?

Conditioner so is everyone going back into the meeting room? Yeah, let's knock this out real quick. Oh my god Oh, we really are corporate cast the trouble. Yeah, so so we have a meeting In short, we just have a meeting and come up with a driving policy which we all agree on which is Oh, this needs is going hard for no one drives without a permission.

Okay, uh, we compromise and make uh misdeeds the uh, the go to The primary driver the primary driver and in the event that she's incapacitated or dead the driving responsibilities pass to the next in seniority Okay, and it goes down the line from there. All right. You hear some like concerning noises coming from the undercarriage of the vehicle Concerning noises like what this is why you have a primary driver because she's already broken something see This is what I'm talking about. But these are expenses.

This is going to be on the wrist cleanse report for the RV You won't know this notified in triplicate. Oh You sure it wasn't you heating stuff up that broke something. I'm just saying It's gonna like staring stare it up draft. I'm just saying Well, let's go check it out.

So uh, we exit the RV does everybody exit the RV? Sure, this needs has to get changed first Out of the sheet out of the sheet Okay, so everybody um you guys get out of the RV and uh, who looks under? I'll look under all right after you look under the RV and notice that both of your axles have been Wrapped up in what looks like miles and miles of chain. Oh for shit's sake And then out of the the big weird coil chain comes a chain to keep in the face.

So roll it affects ouchy That would be a fight to dodge, right? Yeah That is a plus two Okay, uh he got a three so he hits you in the the nose with a chain ow I think I think missing link found us um or stayed with us or just grabbed your you rate him over He's made of chains. He just wrapped himself around your axles like a big snake. Okay, so oh, I'm drafted is your turn It's great.

I'm gonna punch him tornado fists. All right. He's still wrapped around your Underage. Oh, okay.

Uh, can I can I grab onto the chain that just punched me in the face and try to gank him out? Yeah, totally go for it. Okay. What would I roll for that physique?

Yeah, yeah That was a bad roll. That's a plus two Ali it seems very easy. He's he's coming along with you. You're yanking him out.

He's like he's spiraling out from under the Uh the car I miss you that is your turn. Uh, so she's probably like changing in the uh back room probably with dynastes still there naked Can she look out the window and see what's going on? Yes, okay? Uh, can I use empathy to create aspect?

I know what you desire Sure, who are you doing that with on the chain? No, no, I'm missing link. Okay, uh, that is a plus five Does this thing have like actual mind? She sort of like reads their sort of like yes, it does it has a human It has a human soul was even so okay.

It was basically like kind of like analyzing someone's soul as she sort of like looking at them in the short term they Want to fight crime and do good in the long term? Uh, they want to unadoo the curse Oh, okay, uh robo nobo is your turn. Okay. Um, I'd like to grab missing link and use my robo Uh, bonobo strength to uh swing swing missing link around uh to keep him unraveled the way you might see like a gorilla play with a Tiger swing or something.

All right, so you're just trying to swing him in a circle. Yeah, just grab him and shake him around a bunch Okay, make a little noises. Yeah, all right, uh, roll your roll your roll it plus three All right, you're shaking him about then it is the teas turn. Um, the teas are waiting for robo's command Do you give them any commands?

Uh, yeah, I command them to uh start to each grab a piece of the chain and run in opposite directions pulling him out So they all grab a chain and run it with him. Um, and now it is his turn They keep running for a long long time. Is there a point in which you want them to stop? Uh, I guess just to the point that it's uh like it's starting to get ridiculous Like, you know, like if they've gone like a mile and then they're like, what the hell?

I can't even see that anymore Okay, um, he's letting those ones grabbing the those parts of chains and running in different directions go Uh, he's going to roll to try to coil himself around updraft Uh, you can defend with fights, but he got a five negative one Okay, uh, so he starts like the the bit that you grabbed or pulling out starts moving around your arms And he's like kind of encasing you in chain So he's like wrapping around arms. Um, all right updraft is your turn Uh, I'm just gonna sigh a little bit. Oh, uh When will you people learn that you can't catch air? I mean, he's a fake point to get out of hold Okay, you're gonna just turn into air.

Yes. Okay. So you turn it air and you fall to the floor Miss deed is your turn. Uh, I'm gonna start uh miss deed is the only down on her phone Uh and then start typing out a message.

Uh, I'm gonna lose another point of lore because uh, she Busted everything the beginning so I lose my phone in the game my phone again Fuck that and uh message or you sending message after robin oboe and the rest of them replying back all Um help me with this. Uh, I'm gonna act as someone in the back Uh that you guys have kidnapped close it look at die nicest and say With anyone with sentience, right? What huh anyone with sentience? What about what about?

Uh, how do you like bondage and she's going to change her disguise back to her old disguise as the bear Like bust it out the window and start screaming for help help. They have me trapped back here And I'm gonna roll it to sieve. Okay. Uh, that is a plus four you do that Uh, robo is your turn?

I had a monkey wrench ability that can use a fake point to produce a uh, uh, a tool or something. Isn't that part of my kit? Um, let's do that and I would like to produce a uh, a chain cutter tool. Okay, so you produce a chain cutter tool You do it.

Yes. I do the thing. Okay. The the teas they all uh, go way far out and it looks like um, there is like a central chain That is like, uh, it's like golden that the other like there are five chains attached to that go in different directions to where his arms and tours Legs and the other one was like abdomen and head Um, and they all like they're pulling at the same time and they all reach the end of it at the same time and like a yo-yo He yanks back and they all like curl up and so like there's one his arm and two his legs that are like kind of wrapped up Because they're like running with it and they get yanked back and pulled into it So now he has the all the teabag squad wrapped up and chain and he had they mangled Incredibly mangled but like they're like totally wrapped up.

Um, and now he has two chains still free and they're like they're flailing wildly One of them, uh, busts through a different window of the rv And the other one since uh, updraft is air right now is going to whip robin open the face or all fight. Oh All right, he got a three he hit you for two in the face with That's so unpleasant. No, it's not The fucking all right. So uh, yeah, and the other one that goes into the rv starts like thrashing around As it like starts to coil towards the back of the rv go back up to the top top draft.

So i'm gonna reform Okay Somewhat distance away and just like stare at this dude made of chains that I can't really hit Do anything too. Uh-huh. Just like damn. I wish it was earth right now.

That'd be useful Um, I guess I can try encasing him and see how that works So i'm gonna try Encasing him and like solidifying the air around him making it gooey to go through. I don't know Try it over his central mass area. Yes over the the main part of him. Okay, so that was a plus six Okay, so you you make the air around that area.

Um, like hard or you're hardening it, right? Yeah, the t-back squat starts gasping. Oh shit right there in there Or all wrapped up in the middle coil. The other two coils are kind of like like strung out kind of far So there's one in the rv, but that's attached to the center and one that like is fighting robo off in the center But the center mass up him doesn't seem to be moving anymore.

Okay, misdeed is your turn There is a chain that is whipping through the main part of the rv Just gonna look at Dionysus sort of pointing to the chain so they're like raising eyebrow It's like yeah, I don't know. You're just trying to give me your work for it, you know, I can't You know Yes, yes, I know a wine he pulls up the court. He's like, I don't know what you want me You just you gotta communicate the relationships about communicate So you I mean look at a thing you point out at your week in your eye I don't you gotta tell me what you help me help you just grab the chain just grab the fucking chain and pull it in You grab the ch- I do not want to work and you know, I updraft she seems fine right now and like y'all are expendable honestly As long as updraft is fine. I mean she can just fool fly away like when and I'll be out here too.

Missed these honestly Yeah, I don't have much investment. What's going on with you, bro? Yeah, yeah, it's I'm just gonna leave for the RV walk outside. Just like look just look at the look at the tea bags squad Side just walk into the middle and then just start getting like hotter Rubble it is your turn.

Um what would happen? Well, I guess I'm just gonna do this to see what would happen Um if I use the chain cutter tool to disconnect the chain links off of the main mass like the one that went into the RV That we're gonna try to do yeah, all right go for it And and because this is uh, I don't know because it's involving cutting a chain is this like is this an attack or could this be a burglary related skill Um, you know, you're trying to play it smooth and I I'll let you I'll let you fly with a burglary go for yeah All right Robos broken into a lot of storage units. So uh pretty skilled with the uh chain break in and get a U S six all right you you snap the the chain off the one that was going into the uh the RV kind of goes Goes like not just a very long length of chain. Oh, okay All right, so the next turn goes to the tea squad They're all kind of guessing for air and trying to get out now that it's getting hotter as well as the air stagnant Is but they can't get out of the coils.

Oops and now it is uh missing links turn He spends his entire turn much like starfish a chain comes out of the golden one and goes Like it starts regenerating but he has to do his whole turn for it So like much like pb's big adventure where he's pulling the chain out of the thing It just kind of like starts pouring out of that particular thing But it's not going far because of the air is so stagnant Dainizes leans out of the broken window in the back and he looks at you after he's like Are we supposed to mess around with all this? Can we just you and me just get out of town? Just get out of town. Just get out of you know, I call it cat.

I got uber He picks up as far as like or get called getaway rise. This is this whole new thing is real great you and me just Split this split this egg. That sounds great, but I kind of need these two So if we could get rid of chain boy over here that'd be perfect I know I'm tedious. Oh, here's the thing.

Oh, draft you and me partners buddy. We're friends You and me if I if I do something for you, you know, you're bound to do something for me, right? Sure. It's a balance.

It's a balanced girl. You know, I get that's why that's why I love you girl He's all about balance. So all y'all just come back in the RV. She's come up.

We're just get out of here. Okay I gotta get actually, you know what? Mm. I don't know that I care about patina and her other teas They're just humans are too many of them.

There's just stupid hunks who cares. Yeah, let's go. I'm gonna go back into the RV like robo uh devil Stupid hunks Yes, I guess in this situation you're probably right. I mean we've got to have priorities about what's good for the company Just gotta leave them just leave the just leave the teeth.

All right, mr D's walks back inside just sighing and rolling her eyes See how we gotta go thinking we've got a big old thing in chain and the dye nice is kind of like a whole bunch of like tumble Weeds like cover the entire chain area like break. It's like all right. That's gonna hold for a second It's only gotta drive. Well, we we had a meeting about this the primary driver stop is Missed talking miss deans.

Please drive us Miss deeds walks up at the front and starts arriving Put some trucker hit. Oh, man. You want some honey? I'm funny Making toast like you know, you know, I love honey on toast.

It's okay. Thank you for your help. Die. Mm.

I guess I'm I Wait, you're making honey. What's I'm what bees make? I was I was a little concerned for a moment what kind of honey you were making, but if you're using bee honey, that's okay What is the next party? What do we have in a can we go for drinks?

We get we got to finish this mission and then I believe there is a required happy hour next Tuesday. Oh, man I'm never not happy I can't say you can't drive in the RV where you drive the RV to just away for now. Okay, you drive you drive it away Wasn't there a place we were supposed to be going just use a shit from an alien. Yes, uh robo Do you want to do this?

Where are we going? You want to put in the GPS where the thing is that we're supposed to go steal? Yes, I think we've probably wasted a day here with this this trade business So we've only got a limited amount of time before we show up in the devices invented So he's gonna put in the GPS coordinates and uh in uh, it's See we have like a safe house or staging area or anything we can uh, uh, arrive at to hide the robo vehicle The bus did as hell robo vehicle. Mm-hmm.

You don't particularly have one here But you could probably find a warehouse in the district because there's always an abandoned warehouse and founds Yes, so we get to the abandoned warehouse district of the town Can we just buy another RV like do you have the money for an RV? Yeah, does anybody have resources? This is a company vehicle. I mean, yeah, I still have resources technically, but that was based on the company Right, I mean you still have the company still exists.

Just just put it on the company card. Okay. Are you gonna have another different RV? Yeah buying a different RV.

All right, so And your resources is down one for the rest of the session Uh, you guys have to transfer in my corporate office, uh, decor This stuff hanging in the shakafagas and everything over before we're able to do anything All right, so it takes a little while to retrofit the new RV with the old rv's decor. I'm not touching that desk I'm gonna invoice a robo no bo the RV expenses. All right. I'm just gonna uh, I'll follow the uh, uh, The what is it?

Uh, it's expense report expense report. Yeah. I was in the corporate. It'll get done eventually.

I promise That'll work. All right. So you got your new RV. It took a while to to retrofit what you would you do it now?

Team, we've got we've got to talk about how we're gonna do this. We can't just bust in there like a bunch of hooligans running a new operation here. Okay You just lost three It's literally just needs an updraft Nice. Yes, let's let's we had you know, we had to remove everything from that RV putting this RV do it ourselves We had people to do that, but I guess we don't have that no more.

They're just neat. What's the uh, what's the layout of this? Place that we're gonna be visiting or infiltrating. It's an apartment an apartment.

Yeah, okay We need to stuff a stealthy mission to get in gain access to the site this department. I mean, okay Does it have air vents? Uh, I would assume so I can get us in it might take me a while but I can get us in what if we have misdeeds Disguise herself as a delivery person. I can't do that dear There's only a limited number of people that I can disguise myself as well.

You could use the one that you've been using the the mayor Was that who it was? Yes. Yeah, you use that one. Just get you a uniform.

Oh, okay If you find a uniform, I'll do this. I just hope I don't get recognized. Although I doubt anyone would recognize And we cobbled together a uniform out of stuff that we've found around the heartbeat. It's gonna be a uniform store in town No, we're doing it this way.

Okay Can we go to a Halloween store? Yeah, we go to a mail order like a mail A mail delivery service person 60 pizza man outfit 60 pizza man and it's just the hot triangle tip brand. Yep. Oh my god.

Okay, so you're by Thursday's baby All right, so you're buying a shitty pizza man costume. Is that what you're doing? I mean, is that what the boss wants? Yes Okay, so you have a shitty pizza.

What's the plan? What are you guys doing? I think we're trying to get the door of the apartment open By having deeds impersonate a delivery person. Is it a sexy delivery person or just a shitty delivery person?

Bo it's a shitty sexy delivery I mean the sexy sort of implies the shittiness of it. Okay. I don't know what the plan is past that but I'm trapped then then you infiltrate the apartment and steal the device with a plan sport if it's not been created yet Okay, I can do this thing. How long do I have to wait this outfit for because this is ridiculous until the job's done Okay, can you can someone?

Yeah, never mind. I'll stay here and communicate with corporate office and file paperwork We could really use another hand robo What do you want me to do? Run interference. I don't know Nice.

This is kind of seriously. You guys have doubts about how to do this sure You have any ideas? This is I think this is a pretty easy job guys. I mean if I have one idea would you like to implement my idea?

What is your idea? Well, I'll show you it's better for me. Just you want me to show you? You know what sure, why not?

I'll do ideas here in Dionysus. Okay. He starts dancing and singing And his dancing and singing is so intoxicating that all doubts and uncertainty have been wiped from your mind And you think this plan is amazing and you are now super excited to go Wow, you're Has this has this book motivated robo to assist with the plan to or has it got him motivated about paperwork? It all I could say is that it has erased all doubt concern and fear from your minds All right, you are now basically drunk on dance So Yes, all of your concerns and fears are just gone.

You just you feel extremely confident right now. All right, let's do this All right, so what do you do this needs a box up to the apartment door knocks on it? Sort of like carrying the pizza with one hand like a waitress Did you actually go get a pizza or just like the sexy costume public game with like a little thing? She just like shoved a box in it.

Yeah, like a fake piece of box. She just like shoved some plastic in there You knock on the door. You wait a second Um, but eventually you hear a voice from inside Is it it's a delivery dear you ordered you didn't order you didn't make disjourno you ordered out. It's hot triangle tip I don't what what is it?

What pizza dear didn't you didn't you order a pizza? I don't remember a pizza, but I have this pizza. All right here for you. She goes up against the door.

It's all hot and bothered Just a moment you hear some rustling from inside. We're gonna text a robo Robbo what would I do? He's taking a while Robbo's gonna text back actually he's gonna email you back reply all to the previous email thread That he's busy scaling the backside of the apartment like I'm assuming there's like a fire escape or something like that You could scale up. Yeah, is this good?

Is this good? Okay, so he's scaling the outside running flank on the the break-in and he replies I'm busy doing this just keep the distraction going after after a second the door opens Missedee's and you notice it's it's like you would imagine a hybrid of an ex-lodel and a human So it's kind of very pale of skin with all these like weird Fuzzy tentacles coming off of its head and like big weird bulbous eyes and she opens the door and like I don't really want a pizza. I can't adjust a little bit. No, jeez as soon as she opens the door I mean, I'll just like slide past her.

I'm invisible Just like awkward visible just kind of step in Just Crogue you are able to step into the apartment and she's like I must have been one of my neighbors. I'm sorry Is there any yeah, it looks like it looks like this person has is like a tinker So there's like all sorts of like little devices and stuff around her house And there's like one work bench in particular that has a bunch of stuff on it. I can't get Um, I'm gonna grab what looks to be the most important device Okay all right and just like Put air around it so you can't see it and hurl it Out into the hall Under the hall or out of the window out of the window because robo no was climbing Escape robo no something goes hurdles through the window roll athletics to catch. Oh no.

Uh, I got a three All right, you are able to catch it. Misty's role. Notice. Oh shit.

Uh plus three All right, you notice that coming from both sides of the hall there on one side On both sides of the hall there are four men so eight men all together for men on both sides They're wearing black suits with black sunglasses and they're all kind of have their hands near their hip They have their hands where their hip be at as well as I would say And they're all kind of walking towards you and one is kind of in front of some of the others and he's like man Please uh, please step away from the door. We have some questions. Oh, did were you the ones that ordered the hot triangle tip? Yes, oh, it's going to be $29.00 and 38 cents just come with us 2969 2969 Yes, it's $13.00 and 37 cents.

They're like please please come with us. Okay. They say to the the the the woman they're like Excelluluna you can you can go back to work and she's like, oh, okay, sorry I'm sorry to bother you dear. She close the door.

Um these eight men, uh tried to escort you back down the hallway Do you go with them? Yep, okay? Take you into an elevator Up draft what do you do? I'm hopping out the window.

Okay, the windows broken. She's like, oh, what the fuck So robo and updraft you uh, what are you guys doing now that you're out of the window? Gonna land next to robo no bonfire sleep and be like is that is that it? Is that what we were supposed to get because I don't think we can go back in there I really wanted to get some DVDs too, but I think we need to beat it.

Yes, let's We beat it uh you guys are beating it um as they're going yeah as they're going into the elevator Like she's just gonna like start waving her hand extra face. Oh man. It's hot in here And just gonna start turning it up They're the escort you into the elevator to get into the elevator with them. Yeah, okay You are going down there.

Are you gonna continue to raise the temperature? Yeah, all right One of them as it's starting to get uncomfortably hot checks his watch Uh, and then he takes out a gun and puts it to the back of your head and says I'd stop that I'm sorry. It's it's the pizza. It's making it all hot and bothered in here.

I've used that one already I'm sorry. I'm just gonna keep it where it's at one of them touches his ears and says target on cooperatives some sort of Medivility permission terminate. Okay. Yeah, we can clean the elevator.

That's fine. And he nods the other one He's not just you in the back of the head Is there any way to like rent this out really quickly or is it just you can give it a shot, but you should also dodge this bullet Yeah I rolled dodge bullet. Okay. Is that a skill?

Can I roll athletics? Yes. The athletics is for dodge bullet cool Uh, that's a five. All right, you nearly dodged the bullet Skin's an it doesn't do any damage, but you do get a slight nick on your neck as you dodge out of the way So it is your turn you can do a thing.

I just kind of start ramping up the key didn't hear All right, that's all you're doing is gonna like take my turn to do that or should I just think else because it's an elevator with eight men and I'm a lone woman Yeah, it's fast but you can do something else. That's the problem. I don't have anything else to do Uh, shit. Can I try and actually I'm gonna email I'm an email robinobo I'm gonna hit a button to record some audio.

Oh my god I'm gonna hit that I'm gonna hit the the google button and just just yell robo Please remember my book to summon me and then like click okay with that unless I what you're gonna give me more to do with my turn I'll try to punch someone I guess oh no use it at the email. That's fine. Um They're all gonna try the four of them pull out like those extend opitons They gotta beat me now. Just shook in so dodge make four fights Oh There's a three and then there's a negative one all right So they all rolled two so for the plus one you take one for the three you take zero for that What was the other one one negative one negative one so you take three did you do you but you were supposed to roll four right?

Not four okay. I'll roll Uh, then I got a another one. Okay, so now you're at four. Um, they're beating you with the time All right, so a rojo no you get a text about a book and something.

Okay. Um, do I know what this is about? Uh, is it something that you have shared with the other other's misdeeds? I feel like I I think robo was there during it for sure The whole like thing with heat strip like it's like the whole point of killing the teenager But I guess if not so yeah, if you remember robo there was a there was a book that has a summoning ritual that can summon misdeeds Oh, okay I'm gonna look at updraft and show her the uh the email and say or it's the email or voicemail What was it?

It was like it was like that thing where you push like google like the google mic on your thing and you just like start talking like send Send text message to robo no, so it's a text. I guess so yeah, I hope you enunciated Probably not should I roll for an enunciation? Fine, so uh, robi you share that with updraft. Um, I guess she doesn't need our help I don't know that email that email sounds a little or feels a little um desperate Just remember my book for summoning is that does that mean she wants us to summon her?

I think so. It's you know, you're new to this team and you haven't really gotten to know all her abilities yet But she's got like a weird temporal display Displacing teleportation ability or something. I don't know how it works, but we have to summon her To do it. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's how it works.

I've never done it before. Oh, okay. Do you have the book? Maybe in the rv?

We should go get the book. I guess Okay, so you guys are gonna go get that back to the rv Misdeeds, it's your turn. Okay, cool He's not like helping me Um, no, it is it's just passive. It takes like it takes a while to heat up like she can't like turn it super hot Instantaneously.

It's like a it's a ramp up thing. Okay, but they're still they're still beating me to basically death Well, only four of them swung on you and they did fours Okay, I guess I'll try to disarm one of them and take one of their batons All right, go for it roll it five if it's physique than five All right, so you're able to wrestle one of the batons away. Okay, cool still eight men. They're still eight men.

Okay, so I start rolling for my defense Yeah, yeah, three of them have batons One of them takes a pot shot at you. So you roll three physical or three fights and one athletics. Okay. All right.

Well, one first fight is a negative two Jesus Christ, okay So so I got my first I got my first like consequence box and roll another fight. I got plus one so I take another damage Uh, I'm gonna spend a fate point. Okay Upon taking all of my physical damage with at least one consequence missing Misdeeds drops or veneer and transforms into a Hades creature my physical mental boxes swap and Lords replaced with fight empathy is replaced with athletics and physique is replaced with will and she becomes a gigantic monster in this small Elevator They are all taking it back the last one doesn't hit And the the gunshot misses too because they just transformed to a beast. It is your turn Okay, cool.

Uh, I use fight to rip off someone's head Uh that is going to be a four you killed that guy Uh, roll roll three defenses because they're off wait, wait, roll three fight defenses and uh two athletics defenses because they're all like they're panicking Just shooting the other The first one's a really bad one. Um, so that was the first one to fight. So I got a zero on that You have a big plus fight now. Yeah, I rolled all negatives.

Oh, Jesus. Okay. What do I take? There's two two's across the board So it's a two there's a three.

There's another three and then an athletic so dodge it away is do athletics do athletics Yeah, oh so that one's a two and then that one's a freaking one so I take another one. Yeah, you take it Yeah, so you take three all together out of it. So they're like they're trying to fight you but you've become difficult to fight Um, this is your turn The fight to rip off someone else's head Oh boy, uh, that's a that's another plus three. All right.

Yeah, you um, you ax another dude off Now there are only six dudes left. Uh, roll three uh roll three physical fights. This is going to be a long. Oh shit.

Okay. Well, that's a five Three physical fights. Yep. Okay, five four three.

All right. You take no damage your turn. Okay That's another three So far oh boy elevator doors are gonna open on some carnage Tom the role two physical fights and two athletics without bullets. Uh that one's a negative four again So that that brings me down to a negative one.

So I take another negative four. Oh, okay. So oh my dice Yeah, this is like the second or third time I've rolled that uh that one's a seven You have like athletics. I got a three.

I've got a three to lower right now because it's my freaking phone thing Right. All right. So how much damage did you take? I would take one more point of damage.

Okay, your turn Okay, rip off another head. Uh, that is a plus four. Okay All right, so you can have them now. Um Do the doors ever open up?

No, you're still going down All building so roll three fights. One of the dudes is trying to climb up through the hatch on the side Is he trying to get away? Okay. Uh that was a that was a one all the guy's take Yeah, one all together.

So I take another one. Okay, and then I need to have do how many more fights two more two more So that was another three and that's another three. Okay. Uh now So you took one damage that turned into your turn.

Okay, another fight. You're gonna grab the guy trying to get away You're not gonna grab one of the guys that's hitting you? Nope. Grab the guys.

Try to get away That will be a five. All right, he's done Three more three more You see the guy climbing out of the top of the elevator and then he gets sucked back with a will him scream will I'm screaming? It's just shot from the outside him try to scramble up. Uh, all right.

So that was a wash. It was a three another wash. It was a three And that one's uh, just a two. All right, so no damage all together.

Yeah. All right your turn. Uh shit. Well, uh, I got a negative one What's your final damage on it?

I got negative one all together. Oh, okay I'm gonna I just have to play the rest of it out. So I'm gonna um because it seems to be Yeah Uh the you end up killing them all um you've got all eight of these government agents the elevator reaches the ground floor being in the doors open And just like bodies and viscera everywhere Miss days as her demon form what is on page? Yeah, all right So the thing is once I kill the like the origin of my anger it drops So whenever the doors open can it be back to hot prangle tip misdeeds And they just like start like seshing out of it with a little pizza Because you bought the costume and you didn't shape shift in the past in the house.

Oh, yeah, it's completely ruined. She's completely naked Can I grab a jacket off of one of these gentlemen? Yeah, sure all right She's beat to shit She's wearing her like wearing this jacket starts walking out past the I guess this is apartment, right? So she just like was fast people she waves.

Uh, yeah, people are like calling So, uh, yeah, you um the way where you go where you going just walking outside of the RV Donnie car at this point. Okay, so every so everyone gets back into the RV Where you going now? He's ready to leave after our next mission Wait, didn't we have to summon you? I didn't why do you look so beat up?

Just I robo comes walking back with a pile of books. I was looking for these for your book That's that's fine. No none of those. It's it's does anyone know what a copyright is Uh No, okay.

It's it's something it's free arrange. I don't get it. I'm just driving and she walks over to the seat sits down and starts driving away So, um, that is where we put him in this episode I'm feeling underground. I have been your game mustard.

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