Good morning Laguna County. This is green bean and I am here to tell you before this year podcast about another podcast my favorite podcast And my favorite podcast of course is hoof and sword now If you're like me at all, you know what you like ponies I love ponies so one thing I like to do is listen to podcast about pony stuff and sword is a real play podcast about friendship Magic ponies and all sorts of stuff and if you're lucky you might uh You might you might catch the same episode I'm listening to and you catch me on the radio when I do the top 40 hits and we'll talk about hoof and sword Just go back and forth on love and magic and friendship and uh, you know It's some of the adult themes in this pony game where they uh they play they play ponies You know, there's one thing that green bean loves it's uh, it's adult themes and coming to you live with a top 40 hits Hello my sweet sweet children. This is another episode of the villain underground I am your happy puke game at mustard and I am here today with four hot sauces that I'm ready to put on these spicy chicken wings We've got Buffalo Bill fill with plain silicone artist Love that ghost pepper. We've got blink 180 to will play in robo no mo.
I'm a dusparobo rough rider. We've got uh Will Smith Cody playing misdeeds do it wow wow less And we've got genuine ride and her pony I don't know but that wasn't very congruent because one person was Buffalo bill an actual murder man and the rest were bands I guess all right, so well, can I read can I just I forgot to say I'm the sheriff sucking off? Like that meme good So we are real play face black has based around some some baddie baddie villains who are Conocled with everything else on this feed with someone like to let us know what happened in the last heckin episode of this heckin podcast I'll do it. Yeah, I'll do it.
What happened back? So con artists was told by Knox to go hang out with the other villains in the RV because they got their RV the OG RV smashed up to heck by somebody with chains missing link Uh, and so they the villains had recovered the alien artifact and we're now going after one singular is an lithium piece Singular is an idiom And had to do that in uh pyritesburg, which is analogous to let's say Las Vegas So they made their way there after misdeeds had been threatened with her life by the where the cast committee was that technically? Yeah, five okay. Okay, ask me.
They still all hung up on somebody dying like she's even 20 episodes ago. Oh my god. Get over it already Um, she's even back alive fuck off. Yeah, like well, no harm.
No foul Someone dies you bring him back and you got to still get all pissed off. Okay. Cool. You're really you don't really have that much of a right to do that Um, yeah, they threatened misdeeds It went to pyritesburg to get this an idiom called in a bomb threat to the uh So the warehouse nobody showed up in terms of cops, but some bad people did uh, I forget their names already The plus and minus and then what was the plus old mine them and obito?
They're not poking my And uh, basically they supercharged the RV with a weird energy that's a borrowed face And uh misdeeds drove the electrified rv through the city and eventually came crashing into a another truck And a joint flash of lights and ended up back in 1872. The other driver of the truck was Greg There you are standing uh in in the desert with Greg and his truck and your rv out in the distance Uh, three cowpokes were like all I need to get on back to town Uh, varmints and no good bandits are gonna be out here at night and then they wrote off And there you are in the desert. Oh, what is the nearest town if you don't mind me asking good service? Oh, you hit on that way you can get on down to py-rat point.
I write points. Okay. Oh gosh, just gonna throw this out there Would you mind giving us a hat right upon your noble seats? It looks like there's a lot of you In uh, including the gearbox there walking looking like a monkey statue Uh, we only got three horses and there's three of us and these horses have seen better days There's a lot of you.
So sorry, but no can't help you out if you hoof it. You should be able to make it before dark Okay, well, I guess we could hoof it and then i'm going to turn into a mechanical horse with like a real face They may never seen shit like that before. It's terrifying. Please go get the hell out of here and they will ride it off Can I put can I attach the jumper cables to uh, robo horso Attach it to the rv robo pono robo pono You can give it a shot if you'd like Okay, I try it so miss deeds is hooking jumper cables to robo no what's everybody else doing?
I don't know I see if my truck will start the key Uh vin is very low on power. You see is he still online? Yeah, okay. Well, I'm gonna check see how much uh, how much use we got in the backup batteries and uh See if at least the low backup generator will start It's gonna take some time you have you have solar panels And the the jump has depleted most of your battery Yeah, so it's gonna take some time under the solar sun to charge.
Okay, how much how much uh daylight we got left out here Uh about an hour or two and you need more than that to charge it. Well, I need a full charge because these uh the the electric motors on uh on uh front hubs They'll get us like 20 miles, right. That's all I need. That's all I need now if I want to their rig Follow me get me like 10 right, uh, but we could all hop in the back If if they would get it in 20 miles, we just wait it out charge them up Go on it run it, you know up 20 miles and then figure it out from there if we're not to the town yet Well, how did he say all far away that time was he said that you'd probably be able to make it uh there by dark if you walk so oh man Not that far No, well, I'm gonna charge him up anyways, you know, make sure it's charging here as much charging there as we can Are you gonna communicate this plan with the other people that seem to be stranded?
Yeah, well, I'm not uh, I'm not keeping a secret. No, just talking with vin here what he needs At least out make sure that he says it so he never goes down total, you know, okay We want that safety reserve kicked in all right. He doesn't go offline. All right.
Everybody hears Uh, the truck is talking to Greg I have this much battery, uh initiating solar chargers. This does not seem weird because I know robo nobo Right, but other people have known Greg and didn't know his truck talks. There's that What's that robo nobo did robo nobo had a conversation with the truck at one point Really gold buds. Yeah Yeah, then what yeah, then sell the bluetooth and the green tooth and that didn't work.
All right, so So you guys are gonna wait and charge it up as much as you can then toe into town this is the plan is the rv Trash or is it still uh it seems like the krono core that you had stolen from the alien has Interweaved itself into the internal systems of the rv and is drawing a great deal of power So when miss needs attaches the jumper cables to robo nobo it starts to like drain robo nobo of like almost all of the power he can produce Oh, no, yeah So like if you leave it on robo nobo for any amount of time is going to drain robo nobo to a husk Okay. Yeah, what's it like starts doing that just like A robo use your as your systems 12 or 24 volt. I don't know I do is your character you tell me what kind of voltage he takes. I don't know Look at the back panel of his head.
That's all the system information. Hey, whoa you mind if I check Yeah, go ahead and touch you without without affirmative consent I go around back robo you say it's in the back of your head Yeah, it's just a little panel like right here I pop the panel check see if it's if it's backup batteries rated 12 volt or 24 volt You tell me what you find it looks to me. I have no dog. It's 12 volt.
Okay. All right So I do is I'm gonna uh, I'm gonna rethink my plan with then okay I'm gonna take one of one of my 12 volt batteries. Okay, right and I'm gonna use that to uh, we're gonna hotwire robo with the 12 volt battery, right? Okay, then my plan is we'll just leave in out here solo charging.
Okay, uh slow drip slow charge So he never goes totally offline. We don't want we don't want the memories wiped right? So he could slow charge up the full charge, right? Okay, robo takes a battery, right?
Now he's full charge or as much charges this battery has left in it. I don't know if it's full or not of our disconnecting okay, then He we all start walking right then vin tracks us when he's full charge. He just meets up with us later Do we hit the RV to vin? Probably gonna have to leave the RV here for now when he's full charge.
He probably may get 20 miles stop recharge 20 miles stop recharge You get the idea But he could tow it, you know if you want to toy or just leave here come back at later to your call to your RV I'm steady their way. I'm concerned about the whole bandit thing and uh, I don't know dying out Of a little concerned. That's why I'm free. Let's make a plan and then do it.
We could make it to pyrite point Yeah, we can get to pyrite point figure out where to go from there I just don't want to leave the device behind we went through a lot of trouble to get it. I agree I don't want to we don't want to leave it behind and have someone take the RV where is this device at? It's kind of is the RV. Uh, updraft updraft what it's we have a device Let's not discuss the technicalities of it with our friend here.
Well, if he's our friend and shouldn't he know About the device she puts up like buddy quotation marks friend. Oh Where are the two hinge men contractors that we picked up? They're just hanging around. Let's leave them here to guard the RV And we'll go into pyrite point This deal looks at in the RV is Dionysus still there.
Yeah, he's hanging out. I'm sorry Could he just like once the pickup Dionysus and put him next to Greg and just see what happens He just sipping on wine in the RV like every minute just every choice That choice about what no we're where going. I'm following you guys and you're just hanging in the desert. It's all uh, Has to be I'm not I guess I have a stick.
Yeah, it's just not I'm just it's 1872. It's always been 1872 somewhere And then he starts to he starts to drink I'm never gonna be on this part of the continent. So fuck you. I'm gonna go explore.
Bye. All right, okay Hey, hey, would you mind staying here to guard the RV while we go look for stuff? Steeze is like laughing sure. Okay.
Yeah, I'll hang out. It's good shady in here Yeah, and you have these two humans to play with. I mean help you guard only with affirmative positive consent Yeah, I mean of course. Oh shit.
Hey, uh, you've heard of a brothel before you've heard of pothos, right? Like come on motherfucker. I invented a brothel Have you ever checked out what the Americans used to do back in the 1880s? Have you ever heard have you ever heard of a bock and all?
Of course I have a bock and all is a party celebrating yours truly my friend because my other name is Bacchus Where it comes from Bacchus Bacchus is all Bacchus is cool. But have you ever seen the Americans? You heard that's why they use that music and those sweet videos about chickabowow It's all based on Bacchus, baby Does he have a white wine like laying around? Oh, he's got wine every book ever takes on the wine Okay, okay, so So is the plan everybody's hoping it and letting the letting Vin charge and toe or what's the exact action here?
I'm done with hoofin it. I want to hoof it. Can Roble get large enough for all of us to write him Probably i'll do it, but you might not like it Give me limited draw on a 12-volt backup battery. So I'll walk it's fine Okay, I'm still I'm still a robo horse.
Uh, if anybody does want to ride. Oh, yeah I transform my appearance into one of those cowboys we met earlier and uh hop on the back of robo-no-bo Okay, who is a metal robot who's been sitting in the sun Toasty buns get the guy by writing letters on it's like sliding down a metal slide Because you're not even paying the mat black you're just straight up You're chroma That is that retains the heat You said you had writing letters, but you just produced those so they're still your skin But they're all tanned at heart. It's just something so just so everyone just smells the whiff of like just plastic on hot metal Yep, all right, so she has her hoofing it towards a pyrite point and leaving the rv and vin here. Yes.
Yes So so are you're also leaving Dionysus and Oven ephraim Yeah, so it's you four and Greg, right? Yep, we don't need Greg though, right? Like we could just leave We're bringing Greg before we go what I do is I go around vin right? I got this box it's got locks in it, right?
Yeah, and I lock all the hatches cases systems go down too far where the electronics sound like yeah, hard lock no more So I mainly lock right all the hatches right and then before I lock the last one I got like a go back You know it's got like survival supplies and you know water some treats, you know, so like flayers Yeah, it's not like that. Just just a quick, you know the basic essentials. I just grab that, you know lock everything up Don't tag it by lock it all I just are walking these guys come or not but I'm going direction them those cowboy hat guys that go I'm going that way all right. So everybody has headed to the town together then yep Right because Greg is just heading that way.
I'd like to catch up to Greg. Okay, so uh Greg Long time to see what's uh what's been new what have you been doing since uh everything got destroyed Oh, I had a lot going on you know a lot of projects I was you know running around between each and everyone and all of a sudden this happens I got to figure this out. It's kind of priority now. You know some building projects some uh some R&D stuff, you know Things been uh, okay since sleep is harbor.
Well, that was uh, you know, that's that's a whole story in and of itself You know that's uh big can of worms down there, but uh trying to figure it out, you know Sad to see what happened that place. That's my hometown, you know, it's a sad sad sad day Sad day to do you uh that two days. Yeah, did you uh, I don't know Like we're on the outskirts of town when it happened or did you get I was out of town when it happened helping a bud on a Different project, you know, I figured take a little time off I got a couple project managers. They were working on stuff I had to do you step away for just a few days and then all hell breaks loose.
I had raced back, you know, it was rough It was rough. Well, you know, hey, thanks for caring, you know, thanks for much. It's been a tough time for all of us And it's okay. We'll get through it.
We'll recover. I think so. We're working on it, you know Trying to figure some things out. Yeah, which the mayor was a little bit more involved in the cleanup of things Yeah, I'm not really sure mayor troublesome, you know, but yeah Probably had some good plans.
We never could come together on a few things but uh sure Has anybody heard from her because I was these slowly turns her head while I'm robo's back It just like stares at stairs and stares at silicon artists I certainly haven't heard anything, you know from her, um, at least you know nothing from the person I thought she was At this point as far gone as that place is you know, at this point, you don't you don't need much Governance, you know what I mean? You I mean, yeah, it would have been helpful if if she was a better leader, but uh, it's devastating as that is right now You just need you just need work, you know, just work to figure it all out fix it I don't know how we're gonna fix it but we're we're looking at some things But at this point what you know government's pointless. So yeah, it's uh, it's a move move point It's just a bad advice to it mayor did what the mayor did and Done deal sure sure. Just you know somebody leading the charge being there for their people would have been nice Oh, I think that's the town of the distance over there.
Yeah, yes As it grows dark you notice that you're coming up at a town and as it's getting darker the town lights up with electric lights Which you did not expect for this year 72. Yes, I would know this is out of place, right? Yes, very much. Uh as you're approaching you notice that the there are street lamps and they're like wires kind of connecting them all and a lot of the houses Have uh lamps and lights in them as well and there's like wires connecting all the houses That all look like old west town, but they all are connected via wire and shining brightly with electric lights This is not normal.
It is actually is 1872, which I am not sold on. This is not normal No, no, it's not that's Well, it seems a little early, but uh, you know, let's check it out. Maybe maybe I got the time wrong. You sure it's 1872 Why would he give us a wrong year?
I don't know maybe it's a mass delusion. Who knows? Cowboy, I do die, right? Maybe he meant 1972 even that would be I mean then the electricity would be fine, but the construction would be way different As you're entering the town you see some some folks there walking back and forth between buildings They all seem pretty happy and jolly and they're they're chipping their hats.
They're like howdy howdy howdy and they're dressed like it's 1872 Oh, yeah, it's a little bit cleaner than you would expect 1872 people to but they are just like I don't trust this shit in that fashion Is there is their newspapers around this papers or printed material? There are there are not I mean There's there's flyers on the walls and stuff like one posters and whatnot, but there are not newspapers Okay, is there anything that says vote you let's use s grant for president 1872 you don't see any of that no one it's Susan B Anthony for voting So you just pulled up what 1872 facts to make me look foolish. Thank you I just didn't know I used my robot internet powers to uh to determine if we're in the correct time period Yeah, we are yeah, yes Yeah, so there's a lot of people tipping their hats you someone look at you kind of weird because you are writing a weird robot monkey And you're all dressed very strangely, but um, yeah, they seem pretty happy and welcoming Yeah, I miss deez is like looks like a devil lady. Right.
Okay. Yeah, they're not reacting super strangely to that Which is weird, but okay, like a lady with some like a metal jug of milk and she's walking around she's like howdy She walks by What is going on in this town? So what what is the overall plan? I'd like to bring up a point you all may be immortal in time doesn't really pass but for me it it does Oh, yeah, if I can three-fourths of the casket just waiting this time again Um, sorry to read you look at our show the only one's really pressed to find their way back Yeah, I kind of I never thought I'd die in a desert back in the 1800s.
Um, well Maybe if electricity got us here, we can use the electricity that they have to take us back I don't know so what we have to do is we have to get the RV and turn it into a train and get up to 88 miles per hour So you guys are kind of standing at the entrance to the town people are still walking by they're starting to look at you Strangely now just because you're kind of just jib John and the town and not really doing much So that's drawing more attention than anything else. I'm gonna wave at one of them. Excuse me. Where's the local tavern?
Look at tavern is right down yonder and is there anyone looking for work in the area? I think we might have to procure some She like gets into her wallet and brings up like a five. Do you accept this? I don't I don't know what that note is doesn't look like familiar to me.
You got any nuggets of gold. I'll take that or cattle Up-traps you know I can find gold right? No, that's not my skill set But yeah, if you're if you're looking for work, I thought of the sheriff Where's uh, where's his office at sheriff's and work works down on the other side of the town over over yonder? Well, thank you.
Mm-hmm. You have a you have a blessed day You know, maybe able to just steal the power from them not advocating for thefts But we just probably tap into one of these wires. Do you think probably Alex? Yes, I have a question about the twos in at the end that we were going to deal Yeah, this was the zenithium in This area because it was produced possibly mined here or was something else?
No, there's only one place that has an idiom and it is uh overseas. It was stored here You don't know why it was stored here, but it was but it was not produced here. No, okay, that's where my mind was going like. Let's mine it Um, let's start a mining operation.
This podcast is now a mining zim podcast. We've got it. We've got an OSHA expert They sharp right now. It doesn't even exist.
We can set the standard. We can be OSHA We could we need to set OSHA up with a swag response team So that when we call in this OSHA threat, they will respond and we don't get attacked. Holy shit The town OSHA could be So, what are you guys doing? Let's go talk to the sheriff.
Okay, so uh, we're villains We got a polar villain reputation and roll into the saloon like a bunch of badasses I want to go to the tavern or saloon or whatever. Okay, so are all the all y'all going to the saloon I am not okay, mr. You're going to the saloon. I'm on robos.
I'm gonna go over. He's going All right, so those three are going to saloon. Uh, so look at artists and Greg. Where are you guys going?
I'm not going the saloon dress like this. I look ridiculous. Look at all these people Look at this dude in the waistcoat and the bow rat. I want to get me one of them.
There is a general store I'm gonna go over there. See if they got any uh, waistcoats and bow rat. Yeah, they got a lot of waistcoats I know I thought that guy like cool ones cowboy hat, but these these bowlers pretty sweet. Okay, I want to get one of them Okay, so you're you're going to get dressed up in gear.
Yeah, okay. Do you have researchers? Yeah? Oh, yeah, okay, so yeah, you have you have stuff on you you can trade for uh cowboy gear if you'd like to trade for cowboy gear Um, so the con artist um they have split up.
Where are you going? I'm gonna go to the sheriff's okay You head over to the sheriff's office. Uh the door the door is open. You can walk out right on Ian.
I'm sorry. It was sheriff zin Zane the guy said it was sheriff zane. Yeah, this is uh, it's like the swinging doors. Yep, I knock on him Okay, you you hear a voice from within uh, it sounds like a lady voice telling you to come on in I answer uh pardon me sheriff zane I present yep You see a she looks like a 27 year old uh, Asian female kind of with like a bob pixie cut and a cowboy hat and like a vest and Chaps in the whole sheriff gear and she turns towards you and she's like that's me.
Hi. Uh, my name is rick What can I do you for rick? Well, you see I just came to town just wanted to know if you could uh Help me out looking for some work a little low on cash getting all the supplies. I needed to cross this great desert Um seems to be getting work for me.
Well, if you're coming to the sheriff's office for work The most work we have is hunting bounty. She kind of looks you up and out. She's like, I don't know if uh, you're super cut out for hunting bounty I mean not to judge. I don't mean to judge, you know, man.
Everybody's been judging me my whole life That's kind of what brought me out to pyrat point out here me too. They you know, they didn't think uh Daughter of a real worker would you know make it to sheriff, but this time's mine my accomplishment of you Yeah, so you know what i'm i'm i'm remiss to say i judge you from from first looks y'all might be a mighty fine bounty hunter Say i got a question here. Mm-hmm. Well from from very far away.
Uh, we don't have any of these here non-fire lights Oh, yeah, okay. Uh, what do you call these things here? Calm lights Makes sense. They do light up this whole area.
Yeah, or you know power torches calm that or power torches cool What is power? Well, it seems well, you know steam engines, you know how that works I do know steam engines. Okay, it's like that, but um it produces uh the ability to light these these here lights So we're kind of a shining spot on the hill, you know, so there's a bunch of steam underground No, you know what we found some sort of transportation Reckon it from space it done crashed down here in the in this area We settled on around it and we used the core of it to power fangled lights. These are a lot of fancy learning words You know simple simple bounty hunter now, I guess yeah, we we have a we have a scientist here helped us rig up Well, we used to he passed sadly, but uh, he knew all about how well he figured out how to To interface with it what he said me and uh hooked things up to the power supply And uh, so we got these lights.
I reckon that's a real good tall tail. You're telling me you think it would be a tall tail, but I mean You never know. Well, I do know and it did happen. So how about this?
I go get one of these bounties And then maybe when I come back you show me these fancy cores and interfaces Maybe teach me a thing or two about it. You know what I'll give you some juice That's what uh he used to call it juice power. Whatever you want to call it I'll let you access some of that if you take care of the storm that's been in my side consider it plucked All right, so she pulls out a wanted leaflet or whatever you call it a pay bill or whatever Chances she's like his name is the dread outlaw stampede Who he's been he's been uh terrorizing these hills good folks They're scared to leave the bounds of the city come nightfall Sparest that myself met three fine strangers on the outskirts of town told me a boogie on over here Well, I'm glad they did glad you're safe because uh, yeah He seems like he's everywhere at once like you can't can't go anywhere without running into him sure sure now Hate to ask but dead or alive, which one do you prefer? I really only have the stomach for alive.
Well, if you only got a stomach for alive That's fine if you can do it, but I mean I I'm gonna turn you away if you come in with this head You know, it is the wow wow wow Let's Wow well with well sheriff saying it was a mighty fine pleasure meeting you That's it might mean you too, uh and she says it when you're ready to moseon I'll ride out with you to the hills and show you where we think it might be I might reckon I might enjoy your company. All right, then I walk out boy. The southern accent is contagious He's got a blend in Yeah, so we're gonna jump over to the three outlaws walking into the saloon the doors go squeaky squeaky Uh and everyone kind of stopped the piano player stops and everyone kind of looks in your direction Before this can uh mr So like snap her fingers and change her clothes to like a like a pedico and sort of like a little vest some traps and like some jeans Yeah, absolutely. So the only ones that look ridiculous now are robot monkey enough tracks.
Yeah Okay, so yeah, you walk in and they all like the music stops and they all kind of turn look at you What the hell y'all staring at? Up-dressed gonna be like, hmm. I remember this timeline and she's gonna like adjust her shirt somewhere of her cleavage is showing It's as you settle into walking into the the in the hubbub starts to raise and people start playing cards again And the piano starts back up and the bartender's like, what can I get you? Well reckon we'll have a sasperilla All right, you get to get your good old sasperilla.
Oh, you know, I don't need anything to drink But can you tell me about these things here that these glowy things because we don't have this where i'm from? It's like oh, well, we had a scientist at one point plugged into a some sort of flying craft or something You know the sheriff knows way more about it. She was kind of protege of the fella. I just know that there's some sort of Skycar down to the ground plugged them in and these these here torches work so interesting Yeah, I don't know I don't know the first thing about how it does it but i'm sure glad it does because we can stay up open way later We're not burning through a bunch of oil candles.
It's great. Okay. Yeah, but I like here's what I recommend Don't mess with it because one lady. She was trying to she was trying to use it to get away to milk cows for her And she doesn't blew up the cow it went everywhere There were two square blocks covered in cow part and I tell you it did not smell good and she lost two fingers for cow Yeah, yeah, I mean she should have just done it by hand like i've done exactly but she tried to hook hook something up She's like oh it would be easy.
Uh you make it just go up and down and squirt out the milk and she wired one to be and Cowan blow why would you mess with something you don't understand? I don't know. I don't know another bond. I just served in saspero.
You want to sell a brew? I'm good. Thanks. I just had a drink before I came in All right, we serve them in dirty glasses most people come in Scratch of their beer and like we want in a dirty glass.
We do have clean ones, but nobody ever has for the clean ones Why would you tell me that you serve that? You know what? That's fine. Um, no, I thought it was a draw Both people come in you know, they like give me the dirty whiskey dirty glass.
I'm like all right So we stock up on dirty. I you know, I wash them but then I reduried him before with the whiskey It's just like roll him in the dirt. Uh a little bit a little bit of that. Do you sit in them?
I don't want to I don't want to give away my exact methods because I don't want competition to rise You know, we got better dirty glasses your dirty glasses add more flavor to it make it better I'm guessing I'm guessing you know, I just drink from the bottle honestly But you know miss deeds brings out the bottle of wine. She says here's to that she starts drinking on the bottle before Yeah, boy. How did you get that wine beads? It turns and smiles.
Oh, oh no, okay Okay, so what are you guys doing in the saloon just hanging out drinking saspero's? I'm gonna be being mugging people now Are you still a Are you still a horse by the way? I guess I never did change back So a robot horse walks into a saloon a robot horse with a grillephies Why the long face Oh, good god, okay, all right Greg we're gonna zoom over to Greg Greg. You got your long coat and bowler What do you do now?
Yeah, I guess I'll I'm gonna have that tavern too. You know get a drink. All right So shortly after robo's mean mugging miss deeds drinking wine up draft is refusing dirty glass Greg comes to waltz and back in in an overcoat bowler I'm gonna head up to the bar and I'm gonna order a shot of whiskey and a pine of beer in a dirty glass All right, look over these guys ago. Hey one in Rome Right no fuck room.
Do you know that I've already been there done that. This is so much better. This is definitely not Rome But can you give me a clean glass Greg you have to try this wine. Sure.
You can offer me glass of wine. I'll try and pour you get that wine I got it from the RV. It's great. No, don't drink that wine.
Don't give that wine to the humans actually know what Let's see what happens Did I just hear her say that? Did she say that out loud because I'm not drinking that wine now With a shot and it's pine of beer After I'm good. She's delicious. Come on.
All right Just gonna get up around which one of you boys is afraid of a little wine Don't he volunteers that they're afraid of one Offer I'm an offer a thing to the first person that says that says no, I'm gonna put the clean glass in front of them They drink the wine They like it. You think I'm yellow see look. Yeah. I think you're I think you're yellow bellied That's what I think you are.
I want to leave the tavern before a giant brawl breaks out Who are you calling yellow belly? I'm calling Greg O Come on Greg yellow belly. Yeah, nobody nobody else seems really paying attention to the robot horse drinking sasbirla The devil taunting this man about wine You can you transform into those like bull rides at the heaven like saloon skull Depends on how crazy it gets in here. All right, so uh, so converse were you heading back to the saloon or where were you going?
I would be going to the saloon, but I wouldn't be Entering the saloon. Okay. You hear the the hubbub there pububbing from the outside. I'm just gonna stand out here I would be stepping outside as all of these humans are drinking Dionysus is wine.
Okay, so updraft exits What's everybody else doing inside of the pub you get your shot in your beer in a dirty glass? I'm gonna strike up a quick conversation with the bartender here. Okay, and I still ask him I'm new around here who's uh, who's like the mayor who's a big wicks around here? You know who's uh, who's a hot shots in town?
We got sheriff's and uh Sheriff's and protects us pretty well keeps out the riff ref goes on misadventures and whatnot Who's on who's on the hybrid like who you know, who's got who's money in this town? You know, I'm saying who's who's money Yeah, Barnaby Cartwright. He's these money. He uh, what's his what's his gamer down here?
He owns it. He's a caddler or is he like a He's a dusty guy. He's got his hands a bit of this and a bit of that. He's a landowner He uh, he's also he owns most of the supplies in supplies out kind of thing.
Okay, Barnaby you say? Yeah, Barnaby Cartwright What's his biggest line? You know, what's he got? What's his biggest all-out fails?
What's his go to land? I would say he's got a lot of land so he's a smart guy, right? Yeah, so if you want to build something around here You got to go to Barnaby A lot of improvements on it land. He's got a lot of properties a lot of structures So kind of thing you know most stuff.
Yeah, if you're gonna you're gonna buy some like most cattle most cattle people They want to expand they got a barbie. That's what they always say by barbie. You want to build a house barbie Got like a headquarters right here in town or oh, yeah, yeah, he's got a headquarters right down the street Call by for bar. Hey quick quick question.
Hey, what's your name, bud? Jonah Douglas do right Jonah Douglas. That's a great name to write. Yeah, two rights.
I like that That's got that's a power name right there to write. I like it. You know, that was my father's name You might just call you Jonas. That's fine.
Yeah, you're a great guy. Dr. Do right was my dad Just quick question. Who else is money in this town?
Not the highest wig or lower wigs You know lower wigs. You let me look at me pull up the director I don't need a laundry list. You know, I'm just trying to make some new context a little networking going if you don't know the guys That's fine. I'll just straight my drink and move move along.
I'm not trying to I'm trying to hassle you about you know that well The it was a little bit lower uh, but Nellipi pickle grime Any cart right around this place I'm cart right now not around here. No, okay, but it'll be pickle grime. She owns uh, she's she's more of the the leisure type She got a she got ladies of the even she can get you know any kind of recreational drugs You want aside from oh she does own this in so yeah, she doesn't give you the booze too, but she got oh lady cart right on this place No Pickle Graham pickle Graham owns this place. Sorry.
Hey grandma's this place. Hey Jonas. Yeah, I see you're a basic guy Yeah, why don't you get back to it? Thanks?
Okay. I'll flip. Thanks, bud. I'm gonna tip you big too.
All right. Thank you I'm not gonna remember any of these names. All right. I wrote it down.
Okay. Good. Thank you. I appreciate it Uh Okay, so uh, miss deeds and robin oboe are you guys staying in the uh saloon?
Uh robo no, but it's gonna leave the saloon as a horse But uh out back in the street turn back into the uh robot and business attire and again looking for silicon artist Okay, he's standing right outside. Okay. Is everybody going outside to meet outside of the pub? Miss deeds a stain inside.
She's going to do the thing that correct just did only the opposite She's asking who's the lowest of low who not to mess with? Uh, don't mess with don't mess with don't curse. He's a he'll he'll cut you for a dime I'm getting a group of men. I'm gonna get them all drunk on this wine and gonna play a car car game Okay, so you're playing car game.
Greg are you staying in the saloon or are you leaving as well? I'm gonna sit around here for a few minutes. Uh finished my drinks and then I'm gonna I'm gonna wreck my brain here And see it's see if I could take any of these names at this uh bartender Just rattle off to me if those are any names that recognize from you know my time. Okay.
The the one the landowner. Yeah, uh, he's Basically the Barnaby guy. Yeah. He's basically like in the history books as like someone who like founded pyrite pyrite He was like one of like the four fathers of industry kind of like try to remember if I if I would know any of his uh, you know His offspring's uh, no, not in particular like his offspring died a long time ago But like he just in the history books is like to do that bottom bunch of land here and settle basically help settle this area Okay, I got you so I'm gonna have a direct contact with descendants of these people.
Yeah, uh, if you Would you like me to roll contacts for you? Yeah, you do what you do over there, but you know Dyson your head up and have a game master. I know like are you trying to roll contacts? So okay?
Yeah, uh, you have a really good context So yeah, you know, you know one of the descendants of uh, Penelope pikogram. Okay, that's good to know, right? Yeah, yeah, okay She They've been in the the love business for a long time and given that pyrite heights is kind of lenient in that direction As opposed to the rest of the country you helped build a large, uh, bra, I don't know high tech brothel It was all above board. Oh, yeah, we liked it.
I'm a contract. I think we called it a hospitality suite Yeah, I don't ask for the details. I just asked for the blueprint pentagram, you know, it goes pick a gram hospitality suite doesn't matter to me People do it, you know, consenting adults behind closed doors best and doors in the business. So go check them out Yeah, so that's a that's a new shirt is a pikogram hospitality suites The new logo.
All right, so um outside crew updraft silicon artist and arrobo nobo. Uh, you are all outside of the um saloon Hey silicon i say did you go see the sheriff? Is that what you were doing? It did have a lot of good information.
Did you got a lot of good stuff? Did you get any information about the lights the electricity? In fact, it did seems that there is something in the ground or something's powering these lights They think it came from space how they know that in 1872. I'm unaware of but it's apparently uh, they jacked into it somehow through uh, some science guy Uh, who's now dead, I guess, um, but that's how they're powering all the stuff We also heard that that murdered a cow.
Yeah And rather gruesome fashion utter first. That's very that's absolutely disgusting Seems like my information was a little bit more relevant. Um, slightly did get some good news though Seems sheriff's aunt very nice very lovely woman said that we could uh access this or she take me down there And we you know kind of be able to poke around a bit if caveat. Yeah, the caveat is we have to catch a uh catch a criminal a bounty Seems somebody named stampead is uh the bandits that you know as in charge of the bandits that come out at night The ones, you know that we were kind of warned about I mean I wouldn't mind beating up on somebody It's it's 1872 and we're metas from the future How hard could this be?
Caviat is the sheriff did say we have to take him alive. Oh, well, that's slightly less entertaining It's Yeah, it kind of makes the job a wee bit harder, but I think we can do it I think we could you know do some good for this down and not kill anybody Come on I haven't gotten to kill anyone in like a day Could we at least pull a heist while we're here wait, why am I asking you? I'm the supervisor Executive decision time executive decision we get to kill this dude Can we be nice to the sheriff and Figure out how to maybe get back to our own time first before we piss her off again The sheriff well We'll get back to our own time, but we need to set up something that will benefit us Given this great opportunity we have right now like what I'm saying the thing underground will get us back to our own time And just saying it's probably the best bet. I mean I don't think once we touch it We'll go back.
I think we can I think electricity and whatever device we picked up from that alien worked once that should work again, right? That makes a lot of sense Just throwing that out there gets pretty sound logic all knows almost a little cowboy walking around this town Don't know nothing about an electricity nor time travel Okay, sure all right, so is the plan to take the bounty then yep, I reckon yeah, we take a bounty All right. Are you are you three conferring with miss deeds and Greg about it or not? Let's go talk to miss deeds and Greg.
Okay miss deeds and Greg The you guys just fill them in on the the bounty thing then well feel free to enter the saloon, but I am Okay, we go in and uh in convey the information about Finding the bounty what the the guy's name is that he's been banditowing around the town Uh, we've got a job. I think what's up feeling and miss deeds in the turn of the table Any of any of our folks know a stampede around here? Yeah, he's uh the dread outlaw stampede That's all you that's all you folks know about come on sweetheart listen. You had a good hand last time come on I know you're lucky.
Tell me some sweet information Well, just that he's it seems like he's he's everywhere once you leave the town and you're bound meet him If you leave the town at night anyway during the day, uh, you kind of have to find where his hideout is but at night he's roaming everywhere he and his men seem like uh Seemed like they're everywhere y'all haven't ever got a posse together and try to find out where his hideout is Everybody that has never comes well zan knows where his hideout is exact Persu- not exactly but uh Approximately she knows the hills where he's located just uh no one's ever uh gone down there and come back alive That she's gonna turn into a robo nobo. Did uh you you you you Did you approximately know where uh this hideout was? I don't Well, we can get the information from zan and we can set it off I should well no I could I shouldn't be able to use my GPS or anything. No, there's no satellite Okay, so you're gonna wait till morning to get the information from zan can i take a nap i'm tired Let's get some sleep we are we are in a oh no let's go to uh pickle The grandpa grandpa hospitality suites yes We're all staying on the company dollar at pickle grand hospitality suite All right, so the the plan is to wait till morning meet up with uh the sheriff zan and then go out Is that what the plan is yep yep?
Anybody not doing that? I don't know I'm gonna do that. Okay. Uh, well I got things i'm gonna do in the evening time after these guys so went okay All right, what are you doing in the evening time when everybody settles in i'm gonna go to the bartender I'm gonna see what he if he knows what Barnaby's favorite drink is right Yeah, he likes uh he likes a raw whiskey my bottle of that Right i'm gonna ask him where there's a tobaccanist in town and if Barnaby partakes yes, he does all right I'm gonna go uh now that's a tobaccanist.
Okay, bye Barnaby's favorite box of whatever cigars Pepperillos whatever he's whatever he likes right right and i'm gonna go try to pay Barnaby a visit You know, okay, it's it's after hours. So he's probably sleeping because it's all right light on Yeah, it's getting pretty late. Oh, okay. You'll have to do that during the daytime.
I probably wait till morning I don't want to bother gonna be you know, I want to be polite about things Okay, all right, so in the morning bright and early as the sun rises so the artist roblinova misd's updraft are you're going out to meet uh sheriff zan? Yes All right, so uh Greg are you going with them as well or you're not? I figured you guys go get the details on that There's no sense all of us trucking over there just to figure out what's what you get as much going as you can Soon as you need me for something just get old me and then I don't go talk to a guy So you guys you've meet up with a sheriff zan. Um, she's like you only got steeds.
You only get in the rad Okay, but i'm in business attire right now. I'm at bounty hunter attire Well, I recommend you go borrow some horses because it's a bit of a rad Oh, do they have free horse landing services here? Uh, you had to give him some collateral But uh mr. His resources, so she should be fine if she wants to put a collateral for some horses, okay Yeah, she put up some collateral for the horses.
Okay, so you put up some collateral you get some steeds You get all saddled and mounted up and uh zan Uh comes a walking over she whistles and she's like wait for a second To be here any moment and then rounding a building comes of a loss of raptor with a saddle on it Jesus and it comes in like stops it like suddenly next to her and she she hops on and she's like all right tochi Let's ride and then she takes off into the desert What and that is where we will end this episode Yeah Underground I have been your game mustard have a puke and you can find me on twitter at happy puke My name is phil. I play silicon artist. You can find me on twitter. I'm at canada underscore philip With two elves.
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