This episode of the Villanunde Ground is brought to you by Dire Weasels, the one real play Dungeons and Dragons podcast that will make you feel not so bad about your alcoholism because they are really bad about theirs and There's a cat licking the thing while I'm talking Anyway, Dire Weasels is a good show if you want to hear some rocks and laughs by some bucks and individuals having a good old time Being friends and fooling around but it's not just that I took two Dire Weasels in the morning and two at night for about three months And it's your my glockoma completely gone. I can eat all the red meat and red wine I want my feet never puffed up ever again. So, you know, that was a good diet of drinking my own urine Hey everybody welcome to another episode of the Villanunde Ground I am your game-monly crew happy puke and I am here today with some good sounds first We have white snake Phil playing silicon artist Except for Coco the gorilla we have warrant will playing Robonobo. Oh, I don't even know what to say to that We have quiet riot Cody playing Mrs.
Deeds welcome to the jungle, baby shit We have the twisted sister herself alley playing updraft I know this is a band reference, but I don't know enough about them to make a goof schools out for summer and we got rat Greg Spimmy round Right round. No, that's a wrong man. Yeah, that's totally a man. Yeah, they went round and round and round Well that ran around and spin around round and what was the name of that song?
I have no idea Phil was way off like A song I need to hear this song Phil. I'll write it after it's in it's actually in sign language Oh shit, it is right is right in round So Phil what you got to do is if you look over that much your next cat you got a name of lipstick All right, let's move on We did it last time so he's exempt cool. I'm watching this round in round music video There's a little bit of just groped herself and I'm very confused wait are you are you becoming a rat fan? No, no, I just I was like oh the sounds familiar I didn't realize that this was a band called a rat sounds like he's becoming a rat fan So who's gonna tell us what happened the last action packed episode of the building underground?
I can do it. I'm a guy. Yeah Gosh, it's a sister. So we went off to find stampede in what I think is the best plan Robonobo turned into a stage coach we step for a noble full of his own c4 and rocks and cacti So that when stampede came to to rob us we could blow him up and then instead of stampede It was just a bunch of bandits that came to rob us So updraft turned some of the rocks and c4 She made it look like gold and then everybody just laid down and played dead and the bandits took the gold back to their base Which happened to be at the top of a big hill in the shack we found some loose floorboards hiding a big hole in the ground we all went in the hole and And Found it like the main tunnel slid off into four tunnels So we blew up some c4 that the bandits were carrying and collapsed some tunnels and then a Stampede came at us.
Oh, I just get that reference. Yeah So we're gonna cut right back to the to the group inside of the tunnel There's a bunch of boys coming at you you all get a turn first because you do see them coming They're coming fast and coming hot and heavy and there's way more than you thought there were there's lots coming from every direction Except for up. There's none coming from up Do they feel like the whole tunnel yeah, they're like they're basically like a flood of dudes coming I have they come into our area and seen us yet or we just like I'm seeing this in the distance You're seeing it in the distance, but they'll be upon you next turn you get one turn to act and then they'll be upon you Okay, and I was like they're overwhelming force. There's like tons of them coming from every direction Okay, I would like to open my chest cavity up and not to miss deeds who offered me to be my secretary for some amount of time in the last episode Okay, open up your chest cavity.
What? Is this full of C4 Okay, oh, I thought she was making a little hole. I was making a hole. I'm trying to help you Oh, I thought it was full of the C4 that was in your stagecoach belly.
You were dumping C4 on me She's taking her head. No, it's fucking too late now. No, they took all the C4. Yeah, they took all the C4 So you open up a cavity for a misty's to crawl into is that what you're saying?
Yes, okay, so crawl into the cavity I guess some of these crawling in cavity updrafts look artists. What are you guys doing? Uh, I just want to get out of their way So can I fly up to the ceiling where Silicon artist is hanging? The tunnel is not very tall.
It's like the if you're standing upright Like it's basically brushing your head. You gotta have to kind of punch down to get under the only way to fly up is up Back through the hole into the house that you were Right up. Well, why don't what it what if we what if we collapse this tunnel on them as they're coming at us? Like we run back towards the house and then we just Thought we were all smished up against the walls that we just let them run past No, they seem to be feeling the tunnel.
They're like crawling on the walls or they're like all everywhere So there's multiple tunnels right? Yes, and they seem to get coming through all of them All right, kamis deeds like put her hand out and summon chains on one of them to make like an obstacle of like just chains everywhere You are one of the tunnels you are crawling inside of robin the lubeau. Okay. Well, all right Well, I'll use him as a super-suited I say we run back and collapse The tunnels and then deal with whoever manages to crawl out.
So is that what you're doing? I'm trapped your climb back up to the hole Yes, right. So like on our so what are you doing? I'm gonna follow up draft and climb up the ladder like immortal.
Okay, so All right, so you guys are you to climb up the hole a robin oboe I used to turn opening up and putting miss deeds in your belly cavity So you look like a big pregnant monkey now My fanfuck is coming true Right right as the the cavity closes. You're overwhelmed by well look like look to be bandits They they start like attacking and clawing you while the rest of them start climbing up the whole chasing up draft Insilicon artists. I will let you make a defense make a fight defense Was I still stealth from the previous time or does the pregnant belly make it that you were stealth But they're basically filling the entire thing and they're like ravenous. They're just claying at everything So like it doesn't really matter that you're hidden.
They're just crying and ripping anything be fine Okay, so there's like nowhere really to hide okay. I will do the physique then Right you take one damage is they're calling at you and crawling around you Missy's you hear the horrors outside of things like banging on robin oboe to get at you to call you open Of drafting so can I just you reach the top of the hole and you see them crawling up the hole at you And we're gonna go back to the top so we're open up What do you I make sign language gestures at them to please stop Okay, Misty's you are inside of robin oboe. It is very dark if you're getting flashbacks of the submarine Like even smaller could you can't even stretch your legs or like move your arms very much like it's bad am I not getting hurt You're not currently getting hurt But you're also there's no air circulation so like within a few seconds it starts to get really hot and the air gets really stale I'm used to hell right. Yeah, I mean I guess well you used to be used to hell and then you've been on earth for a while Which is gonna be nice or so I'm a stand here for a round.
I just I just want to like be back in the metallic womb I just feel like you're sitting in a closet doing a podcast Having some weird regression therapy good job updraft you reach the top of the hole right before silicon I just come strong out. What do you do? Do I see the bandits crawling up behind silicon? I'm going to try and push some of them back down a lot and give it a give it a roll That would be a plus five all right you hit a bunch of them like they shout out will home screens bla bla bla But still more crawling up through so I'm just what do you do?
I will fire the gun down the hole all right? I'm rolling a shoot Plus two you fire it down you hit one of them, but they're still like hundred one I'm like this is a bunch more gun only one. I mean the bullet embeds into it It's just a good old revolver Armor piercing Robo make another defense because the dark arts That's a two okay, you take another two damage as they do the claw and try to pull you apart It's not good. Yeah, Roman elbow is now your turn.
Okay, can I use my incredible physique to barrel in the direction of out of the hole just knocking the Stampedeing bandits out of the way like a football player I was gonna use physique right yeah, go for it. Can I use a fake point because he's currently pregnant with miss deeds? Can I give him prego robo sure? I can use that to reroll right yes Okay, that's a little bit better.
That's a three key right so you're pushing through you're getting closer to the whole There are a lot in front of you, so but there is momentum that way so you're like going with the tide You're not all the way quite out of the hole yet, but you do make headway mr What do you do can I pop out of robo as he's trying to run that direction and Instead of like parting the seed like Moses can I part to see a people with fire and flames? You can shoot fire flames at them. You can go for it. I just wanted to sound cool.
Yeah, I gotcha Holy shit Yeah, you breathe fire and flame you hit a bunch of dudes they will on screen What? Can I see robo yet you see the Fire shooting out of him. He's about halfway up the hole. I'm gonna continue trying to like push More of the bandits down while I'm screaming at robo throw c4 Okay, make a point make a roll or make a wind or whatever you do make it make a thing Oh, that was not a good role plus three.
You know, but not couple to give they will home stream So can I just use your turn can we get like a solo saying of you and making that noise because it is not Blah, I'm sure there's a good a good take on your somewhere Text notification What do you do sorry, I mean I got a few more bullets in my game is a fire bullet Actually, you know what I'm gonna start kicking down the lap that runs the latter. I'm trying to know ladder It's just oh, I'm sorry. I missed that you can kick down at him. You gotta be all stretchy like Yeah, it seems like funner to do the gun So I'm gonna do that roll you shoot how's a negative one treat your head?
You fire down at like a wave of people, but it just kind of hits the dirt The the cowboy boys on their continuing to push robo ahead with them But some of them are starting to spill out of the hole they reach inside the hole and one of them swipes at updraft make a fight Beat a one oh cool cuz I got a zero. Oh, so you take a damage It swipes at you scratches your ankle alright robo don't know my ankles are you can do are you continuing to try to get out of the thing? Is that going to well I heard updraft say to throw c4 yeah So you can either keep going to get out of the hole or stop the search throwing c4 Okay, well use what athletics to throw c4 or shoot to the shoot oh Okay, I do it all right roll it. Oh, it's a two all right, so you you drop some c4 down the hole I missed ease.
What do you do? He's just dropping c4. I'm a pop out of his belly and you love robo Well, what's that you let mr. Oh, no, it's dangerous If you want to try to bust out you can try to roll a physique against the robin up would a push out of Must have me like a chestburster I don't know this is weird a little bit too much but can I use my devil powers to make robo's hands light on fire I was since he has the c4 his hands.
I don't think fire sets off c4 And I think you just pooping down the hole was any oh, he's just pooping it down the hole was I pooping it? I thought I was shooting it impacts that's off c4 I'm gonna I just want to give him fire hands as like an advantage. Okay, you can roll the game fire hands as a van It's fine cool. You got a plus four fire hands are plus four for firearms advantage.
Okay, so you have a plus two So you got a fire hands for a van a drop of draft Kit so I can see robo no, yes, he stopped and he started shooting c4 down the hole Can I attempt to grab him and pull him out of the hole? Yeah, you can find a student in that Or I'm gonna do that. Oh Like a tornado around you. Oh, that was all right.
So that's a plus four. Okay, you're able to get robo Out of the hole still it can actist Some above the hole looking down. I see robo with fire shooting now, right? Yep, I think the best course of action is to fire the gun down All right, you you hit another one you hear the will on screen voila how many bullets have you fired at this point?
I have fired three bullets Yeah, five total you shot one of your twice and then three now, so you have one more bullet in the gun before you have to Reluct it I like that didn't reload Okay, I'm not used to carrying again. All right, so robo you're out of the hole a few of the the cowboy people are out of the hole But there's still plenty down there and you have shot c4 to the bottom of the hole What do you do? I'm gonna see that my hands are on fire and I'm gonna go oh fire and I'm gonna start swinging my hands wildly indiscriminately Okay, you're not gonna set off the c4 it's good That's around me for under foe. I'm gonna hit with a fight.
Okay. Thanks Punch a cowboy mr. He punched me to He's you're inside a robo no one he's panicking from fire hands so much that he didn't set off the c4 that he dropped in the hole You like to go for it Okay, you got another plus four or five feet. All right.
So you got another plus two for your next fight. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.
I Oh, this is a dick move, but I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna smother the All right roll for it suck all the oxygen Out of the oh crap. Well the universe doesn't want me to this a plus two Uh you start trying to and then you realize that they're not actually just flames or magic flames that don't really require. Oh, so Well crap all right.
So look on artist what you do everybody else is playing with robo's feet Exactly Yeah, he still has a pregnant melee at this way, right? Yes Oh my god. This is this is uh if we had any for any fans that liked tumblr this pregnant robo with updraft smothering his hot feet would be Oh, and there's no oxygen. So just got hotter All right, so so what are you doing?
Can you can use that last bullet on me? You already tried already tried shooting the air Shoot the c4 Then roll a beautiful beat footage too. All right, you hit the c4 There's a big in the bottom of the hole in the tones clap There's a couple of cowboys, but they're they're they're easily managed But the whole like everything under you kind of sinks a little bit and how's kind of on cells and creeks in some of the walls crack because the The floor sank like there was a lot of tunnels underneath you Um for a moment it's quiet, but then you can hear like crawling sounds under the ground like something is digging up at you Like there's more and they're coming back and at that moment we will cut over to Greg Greg you reached a sheriff's hands office with uh Timothy I believe when he was there's Tom Thomas. Yep.
He came along. Yep. We're getting on good. Mm-hmm good Uh, sheriff's and is in in the inner office.
She's in huh? Yeah, all right. Well, I'll go in if she'll let me, you know She's a large anybody. I'll go talk to her.
Howdy. How'd he help you? Well, yeah, I'm a little uh, glad to meet you first of all I'm greg. All right, um I have a little bit of a problem long way from home.
I'm glad you can probably tell Uh, all right, maybe you can't. I don't know anyway. Here's the situation. I'm like really far from home.
Strange thing happened, right? Right seems as though I'm not uh Not where I should be in either space or time. Does that make sense to you heard about it sound like crazy? Okay, so you know, I'm I'm off my gorg.
No, okay good. We can talk for real, right? Okay. Yeah, I need to figure some stuff out, right?
Now where I should be long up here. Don't know why don't want to be here. No offense Just didn't expect to be here. You know what I mean fair enough.
So I noticed uh things going around the town here that uh Aren't quite what you'd expect looks like your average town, but there's some things that don't seem uh don't seem quite right That's yeah, you're power situation. Well, so let's call it a typical correct right right right right right right So I'm just a little curious. How what where when what's going on? You know can't be uh, oh, yeah, well a long time ago Found a alien ship on the ground.
Yeah, I had a scientist friend gone now. Got his soul. Oh gone gone, huh? Yeah, he's not ashamed he figured out how to interface with it.
Uh, and got us these these here electric lights. Um, I I'm interrupting you just found it underground. Oh, yeah When you say a long time ago, how long we talking 10 hundred 10 50 years? What are you saying?
Well We didn't hope that the electric lights until like, you know five years ago, but the people that originally founded this town, you know More years than that ago, uh, it's found it when they went on a dig They found it sat there for a long time. Yeah, and sooner or later you were able to figure out do some whether Yeah, none I figured the doing some part was like five now. There's another group of fellows with a with a robot A tomah tomah monkey are you with a monkey shines? Yeah, okay Yeah with them, but not with them like I like the same thing happened to us at the same time But we weren't doing the same thing back right before it happened Well, I'll tell you what they are going out and doing a bounty for me Uh, and I promise that when they get back Uh that I would take them down the ship and they can see what what the happen was if you're interested in that Uh, you meet up with them when they're all done with this.
I'll take y'all down there at once That'd be great. I'm absolutely interested in now who you said there was a scientist involved Yeah, he's gone. He he worked on it a while because he did he work all by himself did he have a crew now? He pretty much stay tuned all by himself.
Where was his uh, where was he located? He had a house on the outside of town. There's a different family there now. They have a farm Couple of cattle, but did he have any family here in town?
No, not really. He was kind of a straight up loaner. He was an incel Okay He was he was just a bit of a loner. Yeah, he wasn't he wasn't so interested in In companionship.
Oh, hey, I appreciate you talking about big talent anything else. I'm uh, I'm hungry. You hungry? Yeah, you know what could eat where around his town is there to get some stew.
I can take you to the sturry You want yeah, come join me and time here for some stew. We'll get something to eat I'm looking for a nice hardy peppery meaty stew. We got we don't have the best do Smith But we got a pretty good stew Smith down at the sturry so that's fine and hey if it ain't so great just show me where that pepper shaker is Don't fix it. I'll get you know what I'm talking about.
Let's go home. Growns too. Let's go grab. Let's do this.
All right Because go to the stewry to eat. We're gonna come back to what We're gonna come back to the villains. Um, you get to have a turn before they burrow back up through. What do you guys do?
Um, can I um, I'm gonna start stamping my hands and feet on the ground, um, and attempt to put the fire out but could that create like a Glaze like melting any kind of like sand or whatever across the top of the ground like a crumbler layer trying to like kind of seal that up You're trying to crumbler lay the dirt. All right. So yeah, I'll give you that give it. Yeah I'll just I'll let you that just you use your fire feet and you create a crumbly crust.
Okay It's it's probably still somewhat easy to break through but it does give some resistance All right, what do you do? Uh, can I just like I'm still stuck in here, right? It's unlocked. Uh, unless robles let me out Let him let her out robo.
No Okay, it's a give robo horns now You're gonna give him what? I'm gonna give robo horns now big metallic horns like a ram. All right, so roll That's another negative four. All right.
That's another four Okay, so uh, robo you you have magic horns now. What would it have been if it was a negative four? The negative four? I have no idea.
That's pretty low Silicon artist. What do you do on your turn? I'm going to reload my gun. Oh, yeah Um, so describe uh like upstairs like we're upstairs is that like house still intact from the explosions It's sunken in the walls are a bit crack the windows are broken But it's mostly just it's like a kind of a ramshackle house, but uh, just mostly just mostly just mostly wood Okay, uh, i'm gonna try the front door.
All right. Yeah, the front door opens. I don't walk outside All right, so you're just walking outside We could probably it's like high ground we could just walk away from this whole situation probably the house is on like the tippy top of this big hill There's not much higher ground than this. Well, then we could spread out.
I guess, you know looking at the whole scenery I realize uh now that there's no up. So uh, we could probably just run I would assume Yeah, just we just run in yeah after I've reloaded the gun. I'd like to point out Okay, all right. So you're reloading the gun and running yep I think miss deez is going to yellow uh, kind of inside robo novo Uh, it looks like saying Pete's coming towards us so Which which which would we grab?
I don't know just any of them. They all seem to be the same Maybe there's one that's different. I mean, uh, my hands would feed her on fire Can't you just like get an armful of a lot of them and we could maybe just sort them out that way Well, wait won't they all try to come through the door? I thought they were digging through the ground.
Yeah, but then they're gonna come up through the hole and out through the door Maybe I mean they were actually pretty violent downstairs in the tunnel like it's where the shot I guess I'm so running As you're talking quietly to someone inside of a robot monkey inside of a house on top of a hill. Yeah Yeah, okay, so well, so we'll head back to Greg real quick. So like Greg you're having some stew. Yeah, it's good Uh, it's all right.
Yeah, I like bread with the stew butter it up. You know, it's pretty easy bread I love to share if you're as much as she wants. You know, bring a big basket of bread time of your help yourself, man Do it up. You have a good feast of stew and bread.
I say is it spicy? Uh, it's moderately good. I say stew for everybody you're buying around hook them up. All right.
Yeah, your resources goes Goes down by one for the rest of this episode. Well, it's just you though You take the head right okay. I gotcha. Tommy thinks he's clever by ripping up the top of the bread and pouring his stew into the bread Oh good call Tommy I thought about my own.
This is my own original eventually good. It's like a stew shoot like a like a stew sandwich Well, I'm gonna name it after myself. My name is Thomas bread bull I'm gonna name this after myself. That's clever, man.
I like it. Yeah, maybe I should start shop And name it after my dad the narrow bread bull I like it. I like your i like your and just your attitude. You need help with that.
You come see me. I'll help you out, man Sounds good. Just not today. I'm a little short.
Gotcha. I buy all this too, right? You know, fair enough things are looking up I think you'll pick up see me there too, you know, right you need some operating capital or some ideas or You know something to get this ball rolled. I'm your guy.
I like your I like your gumption, Tommy. Thank you going All right, we're gonna come back. Natalie. What do you do for your turn?
There's not really anything I can do so I might run away too Okay, all right the next turn um the the cowboys burst out of the ground Uh that they did that for their turn. So robin oboe was your turn. I ran away Flailing my hands around mr. E.
This is your turn. I don't I don't think I have much control of the situation right now Can I give robo an advantage to run? Uh sure I don't know how to do this. Oh Give him an afterburner.
Yeah, so I was thinking yeah I was thinking you could turn him into like some kind of demon Aitar or something Like a nightmare only with like a like half nightmare body half robo top Yeah, can I force him to transform into like a half nightmare creature right? We'll still be inside of him Okay, I mean all right I have here. Okay That is just going to be a three though Okay, uh you you give him a plus one to run updraft they're kind of pouring out of the house kind of chasing you guys Um, there's they're out of the open now. So you're not shooting down a hole, but they're they're all running kind of at you Um, it's like a kind of a tidal wave of dudes Can I try to?
Seal whatever hole they're crawling out of just like put a lot of Pressure on it you could um there's a whole bunch that have already kind of come out of the hole coming at you at the moment So you might leave yourself open to their attack if you don't attack back Okay, um, okay. So I guess I will push them all right for right now. Oh That was a very bad role plus one right you hit some well on screen. All right, uh, it's all kind of says your turn Mm-hmm running still seems like a good option Do I see anything out in like the prairie that I've or the hill i'm running down or is it it's basically just nothingness?
That's yeah, just nothingness There seems to be like a little caved in portion where there's probably where the c4 went off under There's like a portion of the hill. It's kind of dipped in kind of dented. Are there any like trees around or is this all desert? Uh, it's all kind of it does.
There's like some shrubby ass trees, but nothing real big trap Uh what so what are we doing team? Are we just running right? Don't we still need to get um the stampede for the lady the sheriff's on Well, she said it was one dude not 18 million happening to me. I'm just really fun.
I'm sorry Are we just gonna kidnap one of them? Is that the plant and and what pretend they're the one and only stampede? I don't know. I mean, I'm okay with that You know Yo, let's do it.
Uh, I'm gonna stop running plant my feet and get ready to uh catch one of these dudes All right, uh, they're still all kind of running after you guys. Um, I'm trapped i'm put a little bit of a socket by pushing a robot Are you still running or are you gonna hit him or yeah? I'm running but can I use my plus one to run? Uh, sure.
Yeah, okay run away running. It's what athletics Uh, yeah How much faster do I run with a three? Yeah, you're keeping keeping ahead pretty good. Yeah, you're not able to catch you miss Are you doing anything different?
Uh, I'm just I'm just gonna make more advantages for him to run faster All right roll again. Oh, can I give him like awesome bat demon wings? Uh, I suppose I probably won't let him fly, but he can already fly in his own. Okay.
I'll just make him more aerodynamic Uh, well, that is well. That's a two. Okay. Uh, so you have a plus one to To aerodynamics updraft you kept them off of you by pushing them again, but now like it is your turn again Um, can I make like a wedge of air to herd one closer to silicon?
It's gonna be hard to herd one because they're like such a thick grouping You've noticed you noticed through your attacks that they're not hard to kill each time you've attacked You've killed them like I swaff them them. It's just there's a lot of them Okay, um, so then what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna attempt to herd one and if I catch more than one I'm not gonna worry about it too much. All right roll Plus six. Okay, so you you crush a bunch of them with air and you split them in half You know, so they're kind of thinning out through all of your attacks updraft So look at our city's your turn.
There's like I've just kind of split into two smaller herds and one is kind of coming at you Uh, huh, that's one out of a herd Uh, so robin oboes basically running away still right? Okay, cool Uh, I was gonna claim on robo but that doesn't seem like a good option now You said you wanted to catch me? Yeah, I know but I thought I was assuming all of us We're gonna stop and play energy and like get one not my dumbass stops Okay, here's what i'm gonna do Uh, once one gets close to me, I'm gonna jump at him And like starfish onto like just gonna go okay, just like let let let the momentum carry me But i'm gonna essentially sort of like wrap around it and maybe start sort of suffocating it all right roll fight Uh, six Right, you're able to grab them the other ones are kind of running around you kind of When their turn comes, uh, well, this is their turn the other ones kind of rush around you and start attacking so roll out of fiends Okay, yeah, six there beat it I did it. I got it too.
So i'm taking one you take one they start hitting you and calling at you Robow, what is your turn? Okay, um The the seem to be thinning out quite a bit now Okay, so and i'm ahead of them have bat wings sent our forelegs horns blaming arms flaming feet You still haven't used your plus two from the the horns all of the other ones you have used Oh, you have a plus one for running away and plus two for horns. Oh, jesus do you have any use? All right Okay, so i would like to use what i've got a plus one from horns plus one from plus two One from running.
Yeah, two okay running horns anything else is it just a plus two just just this this that three I want for running plus two for horns. Okay. I would like to use my running too quickly close in on one of the cow pokes And use my horns as the plus one to pin them down to capture them Okay, roll your fight Yeah, it's a three four plus two six Okay, uh you kind of barrel through the crowd of them and you're able to pin one down You hear a bunch of wheel home screens the others all the way uh mr. Ease is your turn god what like monster?
Oh, can I give him a tentacle beard? Uh, you can give a shot. Yeah, okay give him a tentacle beard to help grapple this keeps getting worse and worse. That's uh, that's a one Okay, uh, you get a plus one Up draft it is your turn the herds are pretty thin now There's only a few so you think if you attack now you pretty much take care of all of them except the ones that are the two that are captured Yeah, i'm gonna i'm gonna hold smash Uh, that's a plus five.
Okay, uh, you you're able to take out the rest of them You took out most of the the herds so you got two that are kind of pinned down and there's like a on the body just leaning around We only needed one guys. I thought I was getting the one should we just go inside and check real quick to see if there's actually Like maybe there's just like a leader or maybe there. I don't really know. It's also hot in here robo I want to just like lean down next to the one that robo has pinned down and shout in its face take us to your leader It does not respond Uh, I pull down the bandana of the one I have okay like over there face.
All right. Is it a normal human face? It looks mostly human yeah, uh, glee. Yeah, it look pretty ugly.
What is mostly human name? Yeah, it looks human. What does the teeth look like? Uh, they look like pretty normal teeth.
Mm. So look at So look at our just gives them like a little tug. No, okay, that's over Pull the bandana back up You could dispose of these dudes easily but what are you gonna do them? I mean should should should we check to see if there's a leader?
Fine. I mean do whatever I think this is good enough but you'd think that if there was a leader he'd come out with the rest of them after the tunnels collapsed I don't know. I'm not it. I'm fine.
We're just taking one of these two back and saying we got the right one robo What's up dudes? What do the you know, um kind of like the lower lower people are having an issue? Um, maybe put your foot down and make a unilateral decision here. Also, can you still let me out like this is Also this part kind of smells okay, so I let deeds out okay.
I think I'll end up yeah Um she she falls out of my chest cavity like a pile of spaghetti Okay, um so in robo's gonna start laughing. Oh, you've got to be my secretary for for a month You you didn't even say anything you didn't even agree you grunted. I know I I saved you and got you out of the tunnel That wasn't the yes. Yes.
Yes, good boy Okay Secretary I would like you to uh post out of memo to all employees To uh say that we're going to investigate this area for the leader She saw us. He looks down at her phone starts typing on my mouth. There's no decision of signal at all. Oh, yeah, I know okay So is the plan to go investigate the the the whole Sure, all right, so you guys approach the whole edge getting closer the whole you know It's the ones that you killed earlier kind of like shriveling a bit like we're gonna do the husks already Basically.
Yeah, there's a machine And that's not normal and you reach the whole I'll do Hey, uh, hey deeds. Can you put your fire hands down the hole real quick? Just gonna like throw a file like a little thing of fire down the hole Yeah, the whole thing's fine. It just a bunch of corpses gooey husks Yep, doesn't look like there's a leader here time to go You're not going down in the hole.
You're just looking down and you're leaving I'm going down in that hole. I'm putting it by secretary to go scout out the hole for me Hi roll Lights up both hands starts walking into the cave All right, so you you descended to the hole anyone else going into the hole Uh, I'm gonna stay upstairs with the hostages Okay, I got them like tied up in my arms. Uh, draft isn't uh, robo are you going in the hole at all? No, I have a secretary for that.
Okay. All right, so it's just misdeeds Just misdeeds you descended to the hole you you reach the area where you see the the forks in the road again Is there any particular way you go? You're just gonna try to explore So fucking i'm just gonna fucking explore. I don't care anymore.
All right Roll me in and investigate. Oh cool. All right, uh, uh, three Okay, so you're kind of wandering around as you're getting deeper and deeper into the hole You're you're hearing some noises. Nothing's coming at you, but you're hearing some like Strange sounds but you come across a very large cavern and the cavern is as a bunch of skeletons in it As well as like firearms cowboy clothes and a large pile of like gold and money and shit like that Just kind of like call out list hello.
You don't hear anybody But it looks like it's a bunch of shit They stole from state coaches like money boxes and piles of cash and some some gold and guns and skeletons and shit Well, they got their shit down here That's gotta be a way out. Can I like take a stagecoach pile it up with a bunch of shit and find a way out? There's not a whole stagecoach. It's like they carried this down here.
Oh, it's interesting Yeah, it's just like they carried it all down here piled it into this room because there's so many of them fuck Yeah, I guess we're turning like if there's nothing else down here other than this shit and just go up to the rest of them Upcraft has the ability to carry a largeest quantities of shit. So there's areas you haven't explored yet. You're gonna continue to explore those are you done Yeah, yeah, since they're being wimps All right, so you continue to explore eventually you come to um an area where there seems to be like light coming from down the hall Or down the tunnel, but you're not quite to the light source and you hear kind of like a like a labored breathing Closer That dude. Yeah, go go check it out.
She's mumbles something under breath about really shouldn't go towards the light. That's kind of a Weird analog. All right, so as you approach the light you see a large opening cavern um, there's a bunch of the the Cowboys, but they look thinner like a bit weaker and not as fast and in the middle of the room there is What looks like a human version of the the cowboy that you have seen before but on his backside looks like the the backside of an ant It has kind of attached itself to its spine is spine and it's got like big eyes on it and it's giving birth to these Exact things that look to have little cobweys in them and the little thinner cowboys are taking those and kind of like Putting them in nestins kind of spitting a goo on them and kind of patting them It looks like there is some sort of ant creature that has attached itself to the back of a cowboy and is making little cowboy ants It's all the ones in here All the ones in here look like weak in like frail. Yeah, these ones look like little workers But yeah, there's like the giant queen that has attached itself to this this human and is uh using his using his blueprint to make ant cowboys We want to walk up to the queen then it kind of it kind of looks at you The human body doesn't really look at you but like the head kind of turns in these weird vestigial eyes kind of like sitting Beside the head that look at you and they're all kind of dead-eyed.
It doesn't seem like it can move very quickly or efficiently Just like wave hey, I just get to use heavily breathing. Okay, I grabbed it's attached to this cowboy. Yes. Okay.
I grab the cowboy All right, uh, you're gonna try to pull him off. No, I'm gonna like how big is the queen that you said it's attached to his back Can I just drag his ass? Uh, yeah, the queen is very large Um, it's it's about the size of like a pickup truck kind of attached to the back of the studance like spitting out eggs Oh fuck Are you gonna pull the cowboy off of this thing because it seems to be like embedded in a spine? Yeah, I'm gonna pull the cowl like a detached the cowboy All right, it takes a bit of work But you're able to yank the cowboy's body off of this queen alien thing But then it's little tentacles that were in its spine start reaching at you.
So make a dodge Athletics. Yeah. Oh, that's not great Um, can you use a fake point to reroll because uh, we touch by this thing. Yeah, sure Okay, cool Don't touch me right there.
That is my private square. Okay, that's better, but that's still a plus one Okay, um, it starts to like grab around you and some of the tentacles like reaching for your back Um, but it doesn't quite reach you yet. It is your turn Okay, like Can I start just burning the tendrils that are coming at me? Yeah sure go for it All right, just like start using the fire that you want.
That's a plus two All right, uh, it reacts poorly to the fire and shrieks and the tentacles shrivel back It's it's pretty weak that you can just hoop the grime if you want to kill this thing Oh, I don't want to kill it. I just got the cowboy off right? Yeah, I'm trying to cowboy away. Okay.
Uh, he's pretty dead I just want to take the rest like I just want to clear an area So it doesn't do it again to walk back up tell the other one others that like this thing is down here All right, so you you approach the the top of the hole you're able to exit the hive. Hey, it's like an ant thing I don't know. It's big one of you is gonna have to carry it out or something It was attached like a cowboy. It was replicating them or something.
Also, there's a bunch of gold down there. It's really sweet so Did you need me to send that memo? An ant thing like an ant thing. It's got like little tentacles and tendrils and it was like in the back of some guy and I took it off Hopefully it doesn't replicate anymore.
I'm not sure how quickly Let's get it. We can turn it into a traveling freak show and make us some money in this town Or we can just take the gold to make money. Yeah, I'm just taking the actual money to make money Okay, that makes a lot of sense. Let's just take the actual money All right, so is the plan to rob a hive and What are we doing with the ant thing?
I want to I want to kill the ant thing Okay, I mean I want to kill the ant thing to anyone gonna stop robin up from killing the ant thing nope Does anyone go look at the ant thing? Hand on robo as he like goes to kill it. Yeah, can we just I kill it just no don't look at it before Laura for me. Oh, I don't have oh I do have that That's a plus one okay, you know that it's natural and you know that it's not from this planet It's not from this planet.
You know that it is from a different planet But it is not like it's not a magical beast. It is not a supernatural beast. It is a natural creature, but it's from a different world Well, if it's from a different world, I don't care about it. I'm just letting you know Do you say that everyone else?
Yes, I will tell everyone else that it is it's just a bug. It's just an alien bug It tries to reach for mr Outdraft and silken artist whoever's closest. Um, it can't do anything to robo. What are you?
Are you going to kill it? I want to all right? It doesn't can't really fight you I would have stopped robo I can't wait just like smack his hand every time it comes up. No um Just look at the rest of the group Fuck it kill me if you need to and I'm gonna go over I'm gonna let it see if he can like attach them as dudes What can I tell him to stop because he's my secretary so that I can kill it You can give it a shot.
Okay, whatever over that. I don't know you can just tell you told her stuff. Misty. Do you actually stop?
No, I do not I don't think there was an actual agreement. Um, so are you just letting the bug take you over? Yeah, all right Suctions up through your spine. It's taking a while to crawl through your spine.
It's incredibly painful robo Misty is kind of incapacitated through her spine So not doing much. Are you going to are you going to kill it while they're doing this? I'm gonna write her up This is this is a last drop I'm gonna go in an outlook and I'm gonna schedule a meeting to have a chat with her And it's gonna be in the conference room that everybody knows is the one that they use for when disciplinary stuff happens I'm done. I'm done with this It's the one without like the open like view.
Yeah, it's the one with the frosted windows that go to the floor Yeah You just see the outlines. Yeah It's like you don't you don't kill it, but you but you're writing on misdeeds like as it embeds itself into misdeeds spine. Yeah, um We have rules All right, so it does that misdeeds has sacrificed herself to the the the ant alien as soon as it's attached to uh misdeeds All the little skinny cobwey start pulling out little misdeeds fetuses out of the bottom of the the ant butt Oh, it's like little tiny fetal misdeeds and they're like they're putting it in like little pouches and puking up Something onto it and covering it up. Don't like this like misdeeds not talk to the thing as it's sort of like no Okay Told you it's a bug.
It's just a fun. Yeah suddenly grew consciousness much what happened I mean you could talk at it, but it does not talk back I thought it was a good thing. I connected my brain a bit like it's copying my genetics Well Wait, can you still talk is she just a damn thing You are on the very last of your life at the moment like if someone pulled you off Because you can't move your body if someone else pulled you off right now They might be able to resuscitate you but you kind of like let this thing enter your into your body So it's kind of up to the group of what they're letting happen Well, are you saying anything like can we can we tell that she's like? She's she's kind of gone dead-eyed and slack As the thing like shoves and spines into her Um, I think we need to kill it.
I'm getting gold. I was told right here for the cold I mean, we'll get the gold afterward, but there's a lot of gold. I'm just I'm doing it I'm just telling you I'm not asking I'm not saying anything. I'm just doing my job if you have your gold Robodobo.
Oh look crashes. Oh Does that mean does that do anything to me? No, it just how it crashes Outlook crashes. It's like it's trying to connect to a server and it's like it feels like it has a Wi-Fi signal But it can't like connect anything and So I'm gonna get real quick.
I gotta work it pretty soon. I can't decide whether or not they would like let my character live or die That's my thing Alright, so miss miss deez is being controlled by bugging everyone else in the hole I guess that's what I'm gonna go back to Greg. What's what's Greg up to at the end of this episode? Well, I was just waiting for you know waiting for the group to get back because that sheriff said we'd all go down right You know I might head out to uh Where the scientists used to live.
You know head that way. All right. Let's talk to that family. Okay.
You head out. It's a it's a farm family That's not a super great cliffhanger, but that's I guess that's what I'm having Maybe I get there. Maybe I don't you know right first fair enough. All right.
Uh, you see a couple cute cows Just Okay, is that all their farm in their scouse? Yeah, that's a dairy farm. That's a day. They have a little cow dairy farm Yeah, they could do a lot better.
They're just like their land look. It's kind of pretty decent size. It's a bit more cows Okay, and that's where we'll leave this stuff up the villain underground I have been your king master happy puke. You can find me on Twitter at happy puke.
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