Hello and welcome to another episode of the Villain Underground Special Number 69. I am HappyPuke, your Game Mustard, and I am here with some salacious salamis. We've got Parovolone, Ali playing updraft. I'm very nice.
We've got Olive Loaf, Cody playing Megalodon. All of the cheeses in the world and you had to pick Olive Loaf. Olive Loaf is a meat. Okay, never mind then, sorry.
We've got Belona Will playing Robonobo. Yeah, I'm gonna get a juicy sub. We got thinly sliced roast beef. Silicon artist played by Phil.
69, nice. Nice. I'm glad you didn't go for a beef curtains joke. I would have been upset.
Oh, damn. Oh boy. I was in the wrong third line. It was cheeses.
I was like pepper, Jackie off. We've got that ground pepper, black forest ham coming in strong. Greg. Tasty stuff.
Black forest. I'm a little salty. A little smoky. It's real.
It's real. I was reading a Reddit post on our podcast of the things that people do in podcast that people do hate and mouth noises was under so many times. I can't stand it. Yes.
No, stop it. You know what's been getting my goat? Has I been listening to Critical Role and Matthew Mercer rubs his hands together and they're just like, they sound like the driest things on the face of the earth. And he just like puts them right up to the mic and rubs them together.
They stop. Just rubbing two pieces of paper together. I want to put it very bad at clapping. Just all the time, always clapping.
Just for no reason. Just like, hey guys, yes, let's. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, let's go.
More shit. Really popular podcast. Okay, here's the thing. Okay, let me grab this whole thing by saying it's one of my most favorite podcast.
Okay. I'm not still boys. Nick Wiger, Mike Mitchell, you probably know those two guys. Yeah.
Nick Wiger role for the Simpsons, produced a bunch of stuff. Mike Mitchell, part of the birthday boys. Yeah. He's been in stuff anyway, dough boys podcast.
It's a food podcast. I saw I get it. They're going to be some eating, right? Right.
It's going to come up, but they do some segments where they actually eat on Mike and their chomp slaps and whatever. Can't stand it. So it's like, I love these guys, but now I hate these guys. I can't really say much because me and Phil did a sit around goofing around where we ate tacos for a good 20 minutes.
Just brutal. Yeah, it was very bad. Then they like they're like self-aware. It's like they call it.
They know people bitch about it. They're like, well, what are we going to do? We're eating a thing, right? Well, I'm thinking, okay, that sounds a good point for a split second until you realize food network, right?
Years and years and years, 24 hours a day, broadcasting food, they're making food, showing food, buying food, throwing food, eating food constantly. You see the food, right? It's everybody's cooking it. What do you never do?
You never hear them eat it somehow. They figured it out. You know, they put in that sting noise, the brain to cover up the sounds. Yeah, I guess maybe that dough boys need that.
That's how it was born. Anyway, we are real play-based podcast based around a group of villains. You can go with everything here in the S-House or S-HU feed. Would someone like to let us know what happened last time on the Villaining Underground?
It looks like it is a will. I thought we were doing this earlier. We did do it earlier and it was definitely a will. Will has such a dedication.
He did it through the entire intro and just was actually doing it during the break. It was another win. Oh my god. There's a lot of people underdome every time someone needs to do a recap.
So last time on the Villain Underground. There was, this deeds was disconnected from the alien ant bug. It was switched and we traveled in a dump truck back to the town with a ton of gold. Greg Meanwhile was helping to set up fences and get a dairy farm on track.
And then we got access to the machine. It was an alien spacecraft. We messed around with it a little bit. Juice up, Vin and RV and travel 88 miles an hour to go back in time.
Notably, misdeeds stayed behind with the two henchmen that we brought and some promises were investments were made that Silicon artist asked Sheriffs on to invest in certain companies and charities to do some good. That is all correct. And at the end, you crashed in the hideout of a street shark, a bunch of mobsters and a street shark who we were in the West Side Story. Also, I want to make a quick point.
While I'm not a huge fan of alien ant bug, I did like their cover of Smooth Criminal. So I agreed. Oh, Ali is so exasperated. She hates me so bad.
I mean, same, but. All right. So that was a pretty tight cover. It was.
Yeah, I mean, for a band that didn't really put out much else that was good, that cover was actually, I mean, I enjoyed it. So an alien ant bug covered Michael Jackson. I mean, literally covered him and absorbed him into its services. Yeah, lots of little Boba beans full of Michael Jackson beans.
All right. So we're going to we're going to back up a little bit before the crew arrives from the Old West and I'm going to give a little backstory to a Megalodon. Megalodon, you are one of three lieutenants for a crime family that kind of owns Pyrites Burg. Yeah.
You specialize in what like running numbers, right? I'm running numbers. You know, someone needs someone needs a little bit roughed up. I can show them the teeth, you know, good.
I got a good smile. Okay. Everyone loves that good smile. The other two major lieutenants are Mr.
Amity who runs girls and also is kind of tapped into the power structure and gun law, who is kind of like the muscle, you know, has like the biggest direct crew of like protection rings going. You know me, I love my mom. Yeah. Yeah, instead of gun mall, M-O-L-L-L, it's gun law, M-A-W.
She is she can unhinge her jaw and swallow people like a big snake. But the king, the king of this crime family, Don Delouis, he passed away. He passed away just recently. It has no heirs.
So all three of the members of the crime family have been kind of jacking for position. And you, Megalodon, have been a little bit worried because you don't really get along with gun law very much and she's got a bigger force than you. So you are not real confident in your ability to take over the crime family or that if she takes over the crime family, that you'll still be not quote unquote, asleep in with the fishes. So you and your dedicated crew of mobsters are in your hideout kind of trying to strategize what you guys are going to do next when in a strange RV and a truck appear in the middle of your hideout kind of just crashing in out of nowhere and then outstep some real weird people.
A robot monkey, a lady in a blouse. I don't know what Silicon artist currently looks like. Would you like to give us a description of what Silicon artist currently looks like now that you're not in the old west? Yeah.
So I'm still wearing the new blue spacesuit I had. But I think I'm going to keep the same look I had where I had the body of Danny DeVito in the face of Neil Patrick Harris. Okay. I still have the body suit of guns.
Yeah, but I think I put the jumpsuit over him. It's just like a weird pokey Danny, Danny, Danny, DeVito. Yep. Why can't it say his name right?
Oh, also Greg, who just kind of looks like a guy. Well, no, I had my garban from the old west man. So as soon as I step out of the truck, I catch the vibe. I take the bowler, right?
Mm hmm. And I pop the top down, right? Dint the top. Right.
Right. Right. Then I push those sides in, right? And I take the brim and I bend it up a little bit pal fedora.
Oh, man. I take my coat, my waistcoat, right? Rip this sleeves off. Turn her inside out.
Okay. Wow. Very quick adaptation. No, right?
Fashion under pressure. Okay. I'm doing a brush. Got to fit in.
That's how you get by in this world. You know, you go with the flow. Okay. So that all of those people arrive in your little hideout, Megalodon.
What is everybody doing? Excuse me. We're in the middle of a minute. You need to move along.
Can we move along, Greg? Well, it seems like the structure in this building, is there like an overhead door? Some we can pop open. I apologize to you for this situation.
I'd like to get this out here to be honest with you. So is there like an overhead door or some we could back this thing out? I mean, we boarded up most of the ways in. Hey, Jimmy, I'll pop open the back over there.
Yeah, boss. I'll try. I'll try, boss. Yeah.
And he goes and tries to pop open the back. Fucking shit. He's struggling. I'll give Jimmy a hand.
Oh, thanks for the help. So you got it, bud. Appreciate it. Gave me more.
I like this guy. He's nice. He's looking pretty fancy with it. I like his threads.
Yeah, it's a peasy vest. I want one boss. Can I have a peasy vest? I'm sorry.
Don't get the cheese then. Jimmy, come on. Aw, man. I'll work hard for the vest, boss.
I'm robbed. Silicon, is this sound eerily familiar to you? Like the last meeting we had with Robonobo? Oh my god.
I forgot about the meeting because I could email you the agenda again really quick. Oh, it's fine. I don't even have myself on on me. I had everyone printed copies of the memo that I had ready.
All right. Well, if you guys just wait a second, Jimmy, and your new friend here or your friend over there is going to get us out of here. Are you handing printed copies out to the other mobsters in the room to you? Sure.
They're in the meeting, right? You see, it's pretty happy. It's not the one boss should I read a boss? Yeah, yeah, read it out to the class.
All right. I'll sorry. To a whole of me, console. And these are just reading the memo.
He's got a voice of an angel of love, Jimmy. Oh, but you know, I was trying to go up Broadway, bossy. But I mean, it's a cut-throat business. I'll tell you what, I try to be on the big show.
Big show. Have my name in life. I told you you're going to be the cat to me out. But like, you know, people these days, they don't recognize genius when they see it.
That's why me and boss move from New York to the PyRide's bird because you know, I can't see it. I don't like to hear either. I don't like to hear either. The boss today, the truth.
I'm sorry. I don't want to run in your parade. I don't like to hear either. You're getting out of here already?
Come on. Well, we got these new fellows there. They're going to get out of here. We're going to make a plan.
What's in your boss? I'm real scared. Come here, Jimmy. Come here, Jimmy.
Jimmy, come here. Jimmy, come here. Jimmy, come here. You start talking in the shark, mate.
It'll be okay, Jimmy. I'm sorry, boss. I just listen. We get to these hot times together, okay?
All right? You know, I just like, I can see it sometimes, boss. The boss of Jimmy Howard. Jimmy, Jimmy, don't cry.
Those salty tears, okay? All right. That's where I came from. This is where we are now, okay?
We're going to go. You're from the ocean. You're from the Bratty D by David Bois. I'm still here.
What are we going to do with these little opus, don't bother us? I don't know. I forget they can just get out of here, but look at this. We got plus three brought over here.
Look at this crazy man in the little suit. I like it. What's up with the metal monkey? I know.
He looks like a primate, boss. He looks like a primate. Oh. Like a robo primate.
Oh. I don't know. What are you, robot? I'm going to approach Megalodon and hand him high business card.
I'm sorry. All right. We're a robo. Professional.
I like it. What's up boss baby? That's me. I'm the boss baby now.
Okay. All right. Good. I love remember that.
I don't like babies. I'm always afraid I'm going to drop them. I was picking her up and I dropped her a little bit. I was only a couple feet, but I'm afraid I put it in.
No, she don't play. She always stay. She always stay. She always stay the blocks.
I'm afraid of babies. Okay. You know what Greg? I'm going to go up break out.
You did not drop show with kids. Oh my God. Yeah, we're serious kid. I'm a real bad.
She always a bit sister to me. We're going to talk about this later, Jimmy. You know, you're not sure how to do it to other people, towards babies. I'm sorry boss.
I didn't tell you before. I tried this new thing. It's called radical honesty. It's supposed to clear up your life and make everything better.
It'll be okay. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. We'll get this together.
Jimmy. I need more. I need more. I need more.
I need more. I need more. I got more. And the first one is going to help children.
I think that's going to help children. Or they're going to tell them about being a child. Now, what makes that happen? It's okay, because they are important, and they are important.
The person who tells them about being a child. I'm like a child. I'm like, this is Music. It's great.
It's not a playsmill. It's a great establishment. I'm always off to protect the community. Let me help you out here.
Greg, I'm just going to punch a hole in the wall. Greg, still can't understand how to come over to help you open it up. I'm still trying to pry with a nail show. Why are they nails it shut?
I just locked the damn thing. Are you asking why the nail show? I guess Paisley Vaz, I don't know what your name you never told me but I guess to answer your question, we don't know How to That's kind of a moot point at this point. I guess well, it's not that move of a point next time.
Well, it is now We're prying it open. We can make it easy for you next time you come popping in. Well, let's hope this don't happen again You don't want interlopers. We're trying to outer lope.
You know what I'm saying? So let's get this door open. Oh, yeah, I suppose I'm prying away So I'm bored pulling nails whatever it takes He's here open frying open the door. I'm making with on what are you doing?
We're just just saying back for like I'm waiting for these folks to get out here guys after these out Outro Lopez, I guess whatever whatever he's calling yourselves after these guys leave I guess we don't don't the meeting cuz you know this is not gonna go well Yeah, don't always I'm real sad about it. He was always good to you. It was very good to me He always paid you in raw fish. Hey, that's kind of fish.
I like it was a real good for me getting the dividends and Not like money can't afford rent. You can't pay for you can't pay rent with a backroll boss I told you this before hey, you came up to me and you said I don't care if I get paid in bones I didn't realize I was slang for something. Okay. Yeah, let's talk about you know the narrow the Nero Oh, not real fish bones.
Okay, so who are these people? Why are they trying to escape maybe we should because they're this is all hideout boss me We shouldn't let me get away because they're just gonna tell them well hideout is no, we're not we don't know what I think That's a good idea Jimmy. They could probably go up the gun look at this. That person probably associated with the gun mom, huh?
Yeah They might work for gun mom. All right, all right, hold on hold on Yeah, I'll stop with the idea outro Lopez if you would please you have a little discussion first Yeah, you're out or low and pause it. I'm gonna pause. I don't know where we are we just kind of showed up here Yeah, so we're just gonna leave get out of your hair y'all seem like you're busy That's a good thing.
I don't have any hair you see what I did there Jimmy. Yeah, cuz you guys boss Thank you Jimmy. Okay, we're gonna get out of your scales because you seem like you're busy She's gonna she's gonna go you can have the RV. We don't need it.
I don't want you to lobby We need a for we need the thing inside it to take back to Knox. Okay, everybody I just scheduled a meeting for this room for the next hour so so we have the time Let's talk it out and see what's going on here. I didn't get a memo. Yeah, you do notice the internet isn't back What kind of what kind of fancy fan-day what truck is this by the way?
So custom Ford what's it? Of six fifty oh for yeah, no damn they put out the the model be yeah My sister was able to afford what it owes but you know it cost an arm a leg you know what I mean most affordable Model B. What's the only there's no competition in town. It's faster than horse.
It is faster than horse though me underwater We get thank you. I said you guys are able to get the door open and as you're able to get the door open You see you are in the 1920s Not far enough forward did feel roaring here Make a lot yeah, I was gonna go inside the RV look at this look at all this room. Yeah, it's kind of recreational Hey, who's the drunk guy in here? Oh?
Before you leave your drunk guy. Oh, it's fine. Yeah, take it with you Jimmy we could like we could show this to a with a Henry down the street. You know Henry.
I'm sure we could profit off of this Yeah, I'll go if you just leave this or profit off of it. I like it. We need the RV guys Don't we wait if I shut this door. Can it go under what I do?
Don't know if this is a tight. I don't know if it's a tight sir I mean you be fine, but I will be fine. I want you to die Jimmy. I'm sorry.
I lose you Jimmy Oh, please boss. Don't let me die. I'm real scared. It's definitely not airtight With this thing on yeah, is there an instruction manual?
It's broken. Oh Okay, bye guys. Are you guys leaving your RV and Vin in this place? I'm not leaving then here.
No, we need the RV So what you guys doing? I'm gonna attempt to drive in out here where there without this RV? I don't know the RV is still attached to Vin though, right? I'm hooking no, I don't like you Okay, so so Greg is happy in the the the 1920s gonna unhook Vin and try to drive out Next week you have a good time.
Nope. Nope. I will grab on Alright, I'll try to try to prevent you from leaving Greg. Listen.
I'm holding on to the hitch does it work She's basically just trying to get your like a kitchen like a kitchen like a kitchen She's got roller blades. She's holding on the back. Oh, I stopped. I don't want her to fall, you know or ruin her shoes Listen Greg, we just we just need to charge this thing back up again and do one more one more shot And I'm sure we can get back to our normal time and not in whatever hellscape we landed in Oh, how do you how do you figure we charge it back up again in shark friends hide out here?
Hey, what was your name? Megalah Megalah Megalah what that was sure key shark man. There's a Megaladon Megaladon. Yeah, that Megaladon Where can we get like you don't like it when you call him the Meg?
No, no, don't like that okay? I didn't relip set that you Jimmy for pointing that out. Where can we find like power? It's their power line outside.
Why me? This is the China city is some power But I mean if you if you're trying to get into power you got to talk to mr. Amity right boss. That's right Jimmy.
Where is he? I mean You said it first. I'm just asking you brought it up. I'm not growing nobody I mean this the street locations, you know, we got to keep things underground.
Okay, prohibition, you know It's a business is this mr. Amity guy ever known, you know do favorites for people if they kind of return to favor stuff like that We're trying to cause no trouble your buddy here. Jimmy's telling us that this amity guys got some power We could use some power, you know, we're just trying to make a thing happen It's I don't mean to overstep my bonds, but asking you for a favor when we intrude again, which I apologize for you did ruin I didn't do that I take for responsibility and again. I send my sincerest hurtful apology for interrupting your your little gathering here It's gonna like this.
Okay, all right, maybe we can do this One stone, okay Just one stone just one stone Jimmy, okay, maybe we can make you deal I can try see if I can find mr. Amity. Maybe we get together. Maybe we decide we want to take out a gun, Mom I mean that's a lot scratch my back.
I was scratching mr. Amity's back. Don't get you the power. I'm about that Huh, so we just we work together.
We just have to tell somebody for you. It's a queen in a pro in a quo You can you bring the quid and we'll bring the pro quo. I don't deal with squids. That's not the kind of quids I'm used to pro quo in it's okay, Greg.
I think we got this part Just just hang out here. Are you okay with hanging out here for a little bit? If these guys will have me again, I don't want to overstep my bounce over stay my welcomes any of that stuff Oh, no, no, no, no, no, fine. If not, I'll be on my way.
It's it's totally up to sharkskin here. Hey, Tony get the good stuff Hey, let's get our friend. I'm sorry. I'm middle done.
I've never got your name. I'm sorry. Oh, my name is Greg. Greg.
Greg. Gary Schmidt's plop. Thanks for asking Greg. Gary Schmidt's all right.
Tony get the good stuff I think the rest of your crew here and us will be out Y'all's here Jimmy. You want to come with me and we can figure out where the mr. Amity is get things going get things rolling, you know? Yes, let's scratch the back.
So I'll be asking scratch to rival us right right right and then at the end I get you a D'Lappy here Yeah power them up get them all juiced up the trailer not the truck trucks not part of any deal just so we're clear right from the Get okay, all right. Just a big Just can't make that deal okay. Sounds like a deal. I was like a deal sure Me right boys where we going boss?
I mean the only way to go about doing this Maybe we just do a bank run real quick bank run yeah, you know how he is we do a bank run He shows up at the last part of it gets the rest of it. Oh, I mean we can just go to the school for girls Oh, you're talking about the whole house he runs. Yeah, he could just go to the whole house Don't come holes Jimmy. I told you about that be nice.
I'm sorry I'm really sensitive boys. I'm trying to work on that body so feel but it's not doing too I'm real vulgar. I'm sorry. I need to watch my mouth Jimmy.
I don't get the soap Jimmy got along with another okay. Oh, man. Can I please have the mint soap you've been good throat Hey, you know you're lucky I didn't use a lab now on you last time okay. Oh, I hate it.
I hate it boss So what are we doing? Right now you're watching Jimmy eat so Right Yeah, so after Jimmy eat some soapy hugs me glid on and they hug it out like bros and then you guys are ready to go So where are you going? I heard something about a bank run and then a school for girls? I don't know what's happening right now I guess we go to the the Hore house We go to the brothel that's a little brothel.
Okay, you go to the everybody goes to the local brothel Are you guys leaving the the trucks and stuff behind or you bring those with you? I mean Greg's there to watch them. I guess I'm sticking out. It's robo going with them Is the whole crew going or is it like would it be just me and Greg or is it they leave in Megalodon or the henchman or anybody behind?
There's a couple of Megalodon's men staying behind I got no time for Horan and Robin So I'm gonna stay here. Let's look on our sister staying updraft is going robo are you going? I will stay So only updraft is be going let's break is going on. I stick around here, too.
Okay, so only updraft The dream team it's not updraft and Jimmy. Oh, no So Megalodon up draft and Jimmy you guys are headed out everybody else is staying behind. What are you guys doing like staying behind? I want to have a quick conversation with robo.
Okay. Hey robo. Yeah, when I was in the truck here I tried to check my systems. I know you got some systems.
They're not too terribly compatible, especially in our current situation No networking you get it. Yeah, but I had been to a scan, right? You know, it's working. Mm-hmm.
What we have in these times? Radio waves radios working. There's towers around right. Well, I think we should like maybe try to hook up some kind of makeshift Communication thing through the radio waves you to Vin Vinda to you you get what I'm saying.
Yeah, I get what you guys could interface somehow that way there is like a you know some kind of networking happening to email stuff go sideways Well, I mean that'd be up to you to figure out you probably more savvy with the nuts and bolts of that kind of thing than me, you know If you guys can figure out how to transmit that stuff over the radio waves, I bet you that'd be great I really need my outlook to sync back up you well, I figured you probably at least maybe only get to sync it with Vin But hey, that's a start right. Yeah, sure. Yeah, let's do it. Let's try to work that out You know in the meantime all these guys are off doing their thing So I'm a star tinkering with the radio thing under the dash, you know, and see if Robos got any input on how to make this, you know Communications work there any radio tower type stuff nearby.
Yeah, you get some you get some am's and some fms So probably probably look for a channel. It's like, you know, no, he's using that we can use, you know, I figure that's probably But good place to start. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna go to a radio tower and get some parts. Oh, you don't have any Receivers or transmitters on board on no, no, not that old stuff.
It's all digital. Okay. All right. Well, then it's got a little bit Everything but if you need that stuff, we'd be actually some of that starts right.
Yeah, so I'll help him do that if he needs a hand to And okay, you're you're taking around you're able to manage something so cars What are you doing while they're taking around some radio waves? Well, nice to say I got back a card What where are we we're in the 1920s? Oh, oh, yeah You've been here, you've been you've been I've been around for a long I've been longtime You're watching flapper dance. Yeah, I think I've seen that is like this and he doesn't really poor flapping Okay, hey, let's watch.
No, I don't think it's like this. He doesn't get all right. Give me a saying Okay, what about deck cards? We could play some who you want to play roomy Think we're allowed to actually with prohibition.
Oh Shit You're right But you know what when when laws are unjust only the just break the law People's out of all the wine and start swinging how many bottles do you have left? I'm Baby on the god of wine. I got infinite bottles. You really like if you were to break that one You could just pull out another one.
Uh, yeah, I mean the bottles themselves kind of advantage after time It's like this whole mystic cycle thing, but like the wine itself. I just make wine I just you mean like you want to fill this place a broken glass of what you're saying. No, no I'm just simply asking I think this could be a good time for you to maybe get clean and Without any temptations around He gets he gets real close to you and goes bitch. I ain't never getting clean I think you would really find it clears your head and keeps you in the moment unclear.
I'm clear as a summer's day I'm clear as mud. I am clear like a marble. What was the card game you wanted to play? Gin.
Okay. That's exactly what I'm talking about What are those it was one of those car games based on booze? It was a joke. It was a plug I don't know how to play either one of those games I'm aware, but you couldn't even remember your own joke from about 15 seconds ago or I remembered it's so good I made two I just made a second joke and what was the name the first thing second joke not naming a third one?
Oh, you got me So I thought I'm just offering that I could help you help guide you through this if you wanted to What do you think on it? Everything a little bit? Okay? All right.
All right. I was with you now I'm not gonna think of that. Well promise. I'll pretend to think about it should actually think about it You want to give me a kiss?
No We're also gonna have to talk about your sex addiction because I think your alcoholism and your sex addiction go hand in hand I think one feeds the other and the other feeds the first one you are the god of killing buzzes what you are not a god I'm just a man that wants to do good in this world. Oh my god. It was a joke Jesus Is there some sort of fun version of you out there suck it all the Bring all the joy to some room that you're sucking out of this one. I wouldn't necessarily say joy death destruction pain Yeah, probably that maybe a little bit of joy in the fact that they love torture and pain and Rooting people's lives with some find enjoyable, but I don't do that anymore.
I don't find it that he boops your snoot Please don't touch me. I would do very much appreciate you not evading my personal space here. Oh my god. Okay Alright, I'm gonna go sleep under the desk again.
Wake me when you want to talk about something that's not whatever Okay Love you. Goodbye She'll also talk about your love addiction because it's a thing too Whatever Founcerally falling in love is not a healthy thing. You ain't falling in love. You already love It only elevates your perception of people without allowing you to get truly close to them and intimate with oh my god Alright, so we're gonna zoom over to mingle with not enough draft then Jimmy You get you get to the outside of a building it called the scarlet letter and It's a it's a really large raffle and from what you remember updraft.
This is kind of in the area that Sheriff Zans office used to be interesting. So we're traveling in time, but not in place Yep, you've been in piratesburg for I don't know like a hundred some odd years now This is where you first found first got zapped and went into time Alright, so you you are at the scarlet letter. What do you guys do? Uh, what are we doing here?
Alright, so uh, I think we're going here. We uh, just ask around see if mr. Mm. Do you see a Jimmy you think that's a good idea?
Jimmy you don't have any regulars in here. Do you? Oh, I boss. No, you you you told me not to come in here again.
See right through you Jimmy Hey, well, I can't even hear for drink once, but I don't I don't know what take that swear Did you talk to anybody Jimmy? Just the boy tender. She's real nice. She makes a good gnt Alright, well, let's not be crashers in here.
Okay. All right. Let's keep things straight. Let's keep things legitimate.
Okay on the straight on the narrow boys I promise good boy. Jimmy good boy. Alright. Come on, broad.
If I do anything. I want to be in a real serious relationship Jimmy, I like the way you I like the way you think Jimmy. Yeah straight straight in there. I'm straight in there We got you next is about we'll find the fumes that you feel for someone's intimacy.
Alright, we're looking for mr Amity and I'm just gonna walk in okay. You walk in um, it's a it's a very nice mouth It's very upscale and there's a lot of people walking around feel very dressed down for this You're in a pinstripe suit, right? Yep. Okay.
All right. Uh, yeah There's a lot of there's a lot of guillials about and also upscale clientele like senators and whatnot is there a bartender? There is a bartender. I'm gonna go up to the bartender.
She's like what can I do you for? I'm looking for mr. Amity. Well his office is upstairs, but he doesn't see people lightly What would you like to talk to mr.
Amity about? Oh, you know this and that I'm really I'm here to apply for a job Okay, she kind of looks you up and downs like well We have people that take that that do the hiring that aren't quite you know Level of mr. Amity. So if you want to talk to somebody about hiring and you don't talk to the ceo, right?
I mean I do that's just the kind of girl I am ambitious. I guess you've got a Strange energy about you. I suppose Not weird though, right? No, no not that he'd bring with them.
Did you enter the building as well? Yeah, it's kind of like leading and jamming sort of giving him a lecture Okay, all right. Um, did you walk in with updraft or after updraft after updraft when you walk in some people like oh, amen with not make like they recognize you Hey, what's up? Hey as a kid?
Oh, yeah, the kids go to the kids go to the kids But yeah, they recognize you and you see updraft back into the bartender the bartender's like well, I'll see what I can do you stay here honey And she walks off sure did you was a button dad She meant to find mr. Amity. I think or either that or find somebody from HR. I don't know Uh, dang, okay, all right.
Yeah, I just told them that I wanted to have a job and they just they just went up the bartender sees you guys Um, and then walks up and is like you uh, you're with megalodon with is a strong word. We just met you know Oh, are you bringing her in megalodon? I look listen, we have we have a proposition for mr. Missy Missy Oh, well that changes that changes thing.
I was gonna put her through a whole rigmarole role But if you're if you're here with megalodon, I could take you upstairs no problem if you stick with me listen good things happen, okay? Hey, they're right Jimmy. Oh, yeah boss. Everything good happens to me boss.
My life is peaches and gravy Peaches and gravy don't go together. I don't even eat and I know that Well, don't don't saw someone else's taste buds. Look don't be yucking anyone else's young, okay? Yeah, what you you eat what you want to eat.
I'll just Sit over here and not Peaches and gravy sounds great compared to raw fish. I watched this guy raw fish all day. It's good. It's very good It's not for me boss.
I told you I know you try to give me the raw mabro, but not for me Look at the guy knows you just skin and bones. Okay, you need to get that me gonna get the sustenance in you okay Get you a fish up with the brain. Huh those numbers I need some more megal threes. Hmm.
That's very acid. I'm real low on it. I also need iron. It's my antioxidants too.
Well, I'm a nemic And though we'll just gotta make sure you uh you always get your pills in. Yeah spinach. Bye. Bye.
I get paid in fish bones. I don't I can't avoid spinach All right, so you guys are let upstairs to mr. Hamity's office and the the big Asian inspired sliding doors slide open and you walk in and you see on a incredibly fancy chairs It's a woman in a suit with like half of her head shave and kind of the other half swoop to the side And there are a number of scantily clamped women kind of around her And she's kind of like petting the head of one and the the bartenders like here you go mr. Amity and then the woman in the chairs like Who are these jimooks?
Oh megalodon. Yeah, I mean, I understand didn't expect to see you I did megalodon starts looking nervously for a second But you know, I figured come in here. Look at the pretty ladies. Yeah, smells so so what's your business here?
Uh, we had some outer I mean interlopers in the hq and uh, they have Listen, they just need some power. Okay, but uh, I'm the one with the power exactly this what I'm saying That's what I told him mr. Amity well, no, Jimmy actually told him. He's pretty good.
He's a smart kid, you know, uh, I think maybe we might have a deal, you know, you have an issue I'll try to roll a notice. Oh, I wrote very poorly that is a zero. Okay. All right.
So, um, what else are you saying megalodon? I see a new friend here. Uh, bless her abroad. It has an issue I'm gonna be trapped.
Okay, up raft. I'm not a draft. What's the issue my issue? I just need power.
Okay. We figured we could work together I scratched your back and her back and she scratches our back, etc, etc. Uh, you're here for a back scratch for the back scratch situation Yeah, it's like a back scratch fever. You know what I'm saying?
It's a back scratch fever. Yeah, I guess you okay We have an assured interest of uh taking out a certain person who may or may not I had a little interest before, you know I love me mom, but I think she's gotta go. Oh, you're talking about gum on uh, there you go on the nose Don't touch my nose. Please.
I would never touch your nose I'm dressed roll notice again plus two Okay, so while I'm going to dawn and uh mr. Amity are talking um you notice that amongst the many rings on mr Amity's fingers is uh a ring created by Gaia excuse Uh, it's one of the the five rings Gaia sends out into the world. It's the the heart ring and it's kind of whispering to you What's it whispering make another uh, notice roll to hone it actually give me a will Oh, that makes that much better. Uh, that is a plus three All right, you're able to kind of focus out all the other noise in the room and you can hear guys voice coming from the ring saying i'm trapped I'm trapped.
Yes. You're lost. This isn't where you're from. You're in a different time.
Yeah, I know that I'm trying to get back. I'm sensing my power is gone where you're from Yeah, that's something we kind of need to talk about but you're still asleep mostly so if you wake up, that'd be great You need to go back to where you're from and find the rings like this ring. This is one of them and the other four Oh, someone that has not earned them has them Interesting they need to go back to where they belong on the hands of those deserving How will I know who's deserving the rings will choose so i'm guessing this person is not deserving in this time She is in the future. She's not okay.
So I can't take the ring from her now that later gotcha understood Well in your time Orion has the rings who a god a new god Okay, you must get the rings from Orion mean i'll try It is my will and that you can't fade out And then you're back into the conversation with megalodon and uh mr Amity who are deep into talking deep into talking some some nonsense even talking about quid pro quo for about 15 minutes And mr. Amity's like so you gotta quit and i got a pro is we're gonna quit the pro quo Right, right. It's like jimmy saying there's a pro in there you're a professional. Okay.
It makes sense. So he's he's a thing megalodon updraft He's here's the deal I want to take out gun law but you you and me megalodon We've never really seen eye to eye and I don't want to share a pie with you honestly I want to take out gun law but I want all of it so you give me your man You give me your territory and I will take out gun law my on my own and you will be my underline Meena and then i'll give you i'll give you ample supply to power It seems like you don't have much many cards in here gun law has a vendetta against you I can either wait out until she eats you and then take your man in your territory and then kill her or You can get away free and I will never never come after you i'll never try to find you you'll be away free And all the debt that you and I have secured over the years will be settled Square all done with all square you won't even need to jump out you can go along and marry way You can live in the ocean. You can even have Jimmy. I can't tell me.
I keep Tony though As long as you're my boys good. They've been great boys. Okay, and you can you can be out of this business for good because you know I tell you you might be a shark, but you're not the right kind of shark. All right.
I see where you're going No, you hit me some low punches. Okay, right? Look at how many I understand I give you your power then Well, that was it. Hey things are easy as long as people make it easy.
I guess All right, so you guys make a deal fast-forwarding a little bit. Um You guys are gonna juice up the the ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right So so Megaladon all of your your men kind of become mr. Ambie's men and she she promises that she'll give your protection until A gun law is dealt with and then all of the other crew they're juicing up and ready to jump through time again Unless there's anyone else want to do in the 1920s Maitlyn what do you do as they prepare so uh, so what happens you guys just like there's a flash of lightning and like y'all take off Is this place gonna find down?
I don't want this place to burn down I mean, there shouldn't be a flash of lightning there wasn't last time but we can't guarantee anything Oh boss. Where where are we gonna go boss? I don't know Jimmy. It's a big old world out there He kind of he kind of hugs under your fingers.
I'm scared boss. It's okay. It's a huge But we're staying here. Where are we going boss?
I don't know we need a new place somewhere like shining is something like you know your little friend here the robot Can we go? Can we go on adventures boss? You always promised me adventures. Fuck you.
Let's let's go on some adventures Maybe some Y'all from the future. You guys know what to find some adventures. Don't you? Yeah, probably out that door right there Oh, okay, I like this too much Jimmy I think he's a good man.
He doesn't like it. Yeah, like his face the rest of them. Uh, did we try to give you a hug to the con artist? Oh, uh, no, thank you I'm just trying to mint you should try to mint fences.
Yeah, you should really ask before you just like going for a hug Oh, sorry. I have personal space. Is this a recreation? Oh recreation of I get it now cool.
Hey, what's this button do? The awning comes out That's cool. So, uh, Jimmy's like, where are we gonna go boss? I don't know.
I forget we can uh, this is a jalapeno, right? Wait, wait, are we gonna get the RV? No, no, you do not get the RV. This is my RV.
We don't know what we got to go with the RV now How would you make that deal? I'd like to place with the water in it with this. Yep. Let's we own the bathroom now It's a small bathroom.
It's also got an alien device in it. What Jimmy? How did you know about the alien devices? Why does that I walked in there?
What have you been reading Jimmy? Sorry, you and your sci-fi novels, Jimmy. God damn it. The only 10 cents You know what?
Silly-carners. We can just we can just go we can just get rid of them in our time. They will last all of five seconds It's true. We'll probably get shot very quickly.
They're all right. Can throw in that but So as you guys are uh, you're getting ready to go. Jimmy walks over to uh, Greg who said and stuff up and he's like, hey, uh, You're Greg, right? Yeah, that's me.
What's up? Can I run your cool truck? Yeah, hop in. That's comfy up in the front Can boss come come around the cool truck too?
It's uh, it's a dog. It's a crew cab. There's plenty room. Hey boss Comes to this leather seats and nice.
Oh my god. Nice. We're up here to bang that RV up if I'm being asked there sharks can pretty posh up here Yeah, I don't want to mess up your leather seats. They look pretty nice.