Villain Underground #70

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of the Villain Underground. I am your game mustard and today I have a feast for your ears, including sweet potato, alley playing updraft. I am here. That was really good.

I didn't expect that. You disarmed me. We got cranberry sauce, Cody playing megalodon. Oh fuck, I thought you were going to continue with the spud thing.

I had a really good damn it. Oh fuck. Watch it. Watch it.

Watch it. We got home man. We got that sweet butterball fill coming in playing silicone artist. Hi everybody.

We have what else do people eat? Greed bean casserole will over here playing Robonobo. My tummy. Greed bean casserole hurt your tummy.

No. No. It's so good. And we've got the extra carbs, those buttery rolls.

We got Greg. Hey, why don't you go stuff it? I forgot about stuffing. You can go stuff it.

Get it. Hey, don't take no offense. I didn't really know. No, I'm not taking any.

I was just going with the get it cuz stuff it. Yeah, no, I got no thanksgiving. So this is a real play. Fabes, Paqui, as part of these beautiful villain folks that I love so much.

Would somebody like to let us know what happened on episode 6069 of the villain underground? So as a result of our kind of predicament back in the 1800s back in the wild wild west, we had to get back to the present. And unfortunately, that took a little pit stop in the 1920s during the roaring 20s. We ended up with our RV in the middle of a mobsters like warehouse.

This mobster is a giant shark named Megalodon. And they have a kind of a patriot. Is it Jimmy Landprey? Yeah.

Okay. I couldn't remember the first name. But yeah, Jimmy Landprey is apparently a sidekick because we have those now to this Megalodon. And Megalodon was in the middle of a mob war.

We're kind of a turf war with a bunch of other kind of people and then ended up hopping on the time traveling express, I guess. And we're back to a certain time. I don't think we're back in the present. You just were starting to time jump when the episode did.

So we had not gotten that yet. Also I would like to remind everybody, you may not remember exactly. But I remember while editing it, there was definitely a deal made where Megalodon now owns the RV. Yo, you very specifically messaged me.

I heard you know, like there are multiple times where you're just like, yeah, you can have the RV and then you realize you're in the 1920s and then Megalodon's like, okay, so that's the deal. Cool. So that happened also. So and then at the end, Ali was like, no, you don't own it.

Megalodon was like, yeah, I'm kind of dude. And then nobody talked about it anymore. Sounds about great. Sounds about great.

So, yep. So you guys are traveling through time again, big white flashing, where then you come to a stop. The airbags deploy. No, you don't come to a crashing stuff.

Just kind of like a sudden, but not, but not crashing. We're like, he hit the brakes real hard. All right. I want to look out the window and see where we're at.

You are in the middle of what looks like a gym of some sort. There's like a boxing ring and a bunch of people kind of looking at you because like, you're in the middle of the boxing ring, but you're in the middle of the area. It's kind of like a wide open area. We're indoors again.

Yes. Oh, for crying out loud. I immediately start looking around for overhead door. Preferably one, it's not boarded up shut this time.

There is an overhead door, but it is. It's not boarded up shut, but it is shut. It looks like you might be in the same building that you were in when you met Megalodon, but it looks revamped and different. Really?

Yes. Okay. Jimmy, someone that'll fix up the place. It looks nice.

It looks real good. Is this the future? I don't know what. Hey, Greg, is this the future?

Well, it looks, it looks, I think it's like a whole lot more modern and where we're going to go. It's like a straight up gym, like basketball, hardwood floor, glossed up, whatever, like a multi-purpose gym. No, it looks more like there's like a lot of workout areas and then there's like a shabby rundown boxing ring in the middle. Oh, that kind of gym.

Yeah. I gotcha. Okay. Well, the future looks sweaty boss.

If he's asking me if I know what air it is, I'll look around it's, you know, elements in the room, light fixtures, you know, style of windows, that kind of thing. What are we looking at here? Mid-century stuff. We're talking way back in the past.

Greg is looking around. I will roll for Greg. He would guesstimate between early to mid-60s. Okay.

So late mid-century. Yeah. You said early 60s, huh? Yeah.

Well, I let these guys know if they're still asking where about we are. Well, that's the future to us, boss. Future to you, still the past for us. But, uh, this isn't far enough, boss.

We're getting there, you know. I want to step out of the RV. Yeah, I hop out of the truck. All right.

So everybody decars into the area outside. Like, Greg, I don't think we're back where we need to be just kind of putting two to two together. Because anyway, we could just fire it up again and get going. Well, I mean, what I'm great at is driving this big yellow rig 88 miles an hour.

What I'm not so sure on is how your rig works on this whole thing. Every time you do something, you got to power it up. So I'm guessing. I believe it's my rig.

Right. Well, the rig, the thing I'm towing, that seems to be key. I appreciate you towing my rig, by the way. To the whole get us where we got to go thing.

But every time I'm up till now that we've needed to do it, we had to, you know, power it up. I don't think we can, well, I mean, it's your rig now. You tell me, is it powered up enough to go? When did it become his rig?

You guys struck that deal back at the other barn, you know, before we put it. No deal. Yeah, let me let me let me check my rig here. Jamie, would you like to come along?

Let's go see if it's powered up. Maybe it is. Actually, we don't have any of that in writing. Actually, didn't get any of that in writing.

Unless you have something. Are you? I could see. Well, you see, I'm a shock.

So, you know, kind of like verbal, kind of like stuff, you know, mouth kind of agreement is sort of a pact with me. If you want to stay my drift, any sort of smiles. I'm going to go with them and look at this thing that keep wanting to charge up. What does it look like?

Right. There's a big alien device in the back in the bathroom of this. All right. I think we're.

It does not currently look. I didn't think it was gonna. Yeah. I mean, I'm pretty good at putting two together.

Yeah. I don't know every specific detail of this thing, but if every other time we had to charge it up, yeah, I'll see why we wouldn't have to this time. I'm going to go check out the door and see if I can get it open. As you start leaving from the area around the RV, you notice there are a bunch of, you look like teenagers were working out here and then there's one older man looks real buff, pretty handsome kind of steps in front of you and it's like, excuse me, who are you all?

Don't worry about it. We'll be gone in like three minutes. As soon as I can get this door, then we're out of your hair. Wait, that's my door and I just want to know what's going on before I open it.

Well, see, we're time traveling and we're not quite in the right era yet. So we just need to get out the door so we can charge back up and keep time traveling. Oh, hold on. And he kind of, he looks over and he sees a Robonobo and the rest of the crew and he's like, I think, I think I know of you guys.

Oh, you might have heard of us before. Can I put up some business cards? Bring up some business cards? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it says, Generation Justice, he rose for hire on it. He's like, no, this is not, no, not used specifically. And he points to the short, weird looking Silicon artist and he's like, I know of him.

How do you know him? A friend told me about him. What friend? That's between he and I.

And he kind of walks past you up kind of ignoring you up to Silicon artist. He's like, I'm going to follow him like creeper style. Sir, hi, may I shake your hand? I don't see why not.

Take your hand. He's like, I think we have a friend in common. Would you like to speak in my office? I mean, I don't see any reason why not.

Actually, if I do, can you open the store for us? Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Can you open the door beforehand and then I'll go into the office?

I suppose so. Yeah. He opens the overhead doors. Yeah.

Hey, Robo. Robo. I mean, we can probably just go. Well, all right.

Where do you want to go? I mean, no, no, no, like leave the time stream or this time. I don't really know how all this works. Oh, all right.

Do you think if we left, we could make it back in time for boss, maybe marathon? You know, Robo, I absolutely think we can't. You know, it's sort of on any streaming service that we can watch it anytime. Oh, we better hurry then.

Yeah. Yeah, let's go. All right, so you guys trying to get back into RV? Yeah.

Yes. Okay, yeah. Silicon artist, give me a notice roll for. All right.

As you're walking back to the RV, you notice there's a lot of posters on the wall. One catches your eye. It's a photograph of the old time you see the tone photograph of this man who you were just talking with standing next to your chef's on. Oh, actually, Robo on second thought there may be something somewhat important here.

Give me like two seconds. Let me talk to this guy real quick. All right. And then I will begin walking towards the office.

Okay. As a looking artist is walking towards office. What is everybody else doing? I want to spend a fake point to turn invisible to follow Silicon artist because I am very curious.

Okay. So I'm trapped as following Silicon artist. Megalodon, Robo, what are you guys doing? Is there any type of computer equipment that I could interface with?

You are currently interfacing with Vin because you had set up some sort of wireless radio transmission with Vin and you are communicating with Vin. Okay. Can we scan for Wi-Fi or any kind of online access? Yeah, sure.

Vin is starting to scan for Wi-Fi and Internet access. Vin says that it might take a little bit. Okay. Megalodon, Greg, what are you guys doing?

They open that door, right? Yes. Silicon artist has gone to talk into an office and Robo Noble is talking to your car about finding Internet. All right.

Well, I mean, Vin can talk and drive the same time. I mean, I'm just going to have Vin just back this whole rig out that door so we're not these people's way no more. Okay. So you're just going to go do some street parking.

Yeah, at least I'll see what's up there. All right. You pull out and you are definitely in the 1960s, high-rights city. It's very lost Vegas.

So basically 1960s Las Vegas. Can I can make up the don't pick up the RV and take it with him? Because you know, it says and bring it outside. It's hitch to the truck.

So Greg's just taking the whole thing outside currently. Okay. If that's the case, I'm going to show Jimmy proper lifting techniques. Okay.

Over here. You're going to do some workouts. Yeah. There's a lot of wayward teens working out here.

There's some that are like boxing and oh, if they're around, I just like wave some over and teach them to. Yeah, they're showing you workout routines as well. Also, there is a number of salmon ladders around and a lot of kids are working out on salmon ladders as well. Okay.

My lead on is going to show them the proper way to do a salmon letter. Okay. Listen, this is how you do a proper salmon letter. He's going to go all the way up the bars at the very end, he'll bite the bar in half and bring it down and show it to him.

This is a way of equipment. This is strength. Full body. Okay.

Fair enough. I should do the salmon letter. All right. So we're going to zoom back over to Silicon artist being followed by updraft.

You go into the office. It's kind of like there's a stairway up. It's kind of office overlooking the entire gym and you go up and he is sitting there behind a desk. He's like, come in.

Sit down. I'm glad you decided not to just leave. Yeah. I noticed a photo of a mutual friend, I guess we have.

That's what I said to you when you first arrived. I told you that we had a student. Yeah. Unfortunately, a lot of people lied to me.

That's unfortunate. I'm Stephen, by the way. He sticks your hand. He's like, my name was lost long ago.

But I guess you can call me Claudius. Something tells me you have some super power, don't you? No, well, not really. Your name was lost long ago and you're not super powered in some fashion.

Well, I mean, there was a time. Well, Sheriff Zahn specifically, she pulled me out of a really bad situation. And while I was with her, we got those with something that made us not age. I don't have any superpowers per se.

I just don't get older. I still bleed and I'm still just a man. I just don't get older. All right.

So I guess if you consider that a super power somewhat, most would. OK. That's not the most important thing here. Sheriff Zahn and I were very close and she told me about what you did, where you gave her some resources and told her of some things coming up in the future.

Right. A lot of that hasn't really come to fruition because a number of that is still what is the 80s, right? Coming up a lot of this tech company stuff. But the few tips I have been able to get some money and this youth center here, I'm taking kids off the street, teaching them how to defend themselves, giving them a direction in life.

And that's thanks to you. I just wanted to show you my appreciation. So wait, this is all this is because of me? Yeah, it's small as of now because some of the tips are just starting to pay off.

But I mean, yeah, this makes me feel pride, I think. Well, that's good. I mean, don't let it pride rule you. But yeah, I just I really appreciate it.

And hopefully once these things come in as far as large hard or what if this is what's that once that comes in and bite coin or whatever happens once once those happen, I guess I'll have more resources to do better. Yeah. Claudius, right? Yeah, I guess it's the name I'll go by for now.

This is literally the absolute, absolute nicest thing that has ever been said to me. That's a shame. You seem like a good man. Seem.

Wasn't for a long time. Trying to all of us have passed. I'm going to turn that around now. That's all you can do, right?

It's hard. And I can lie. This kind of reinvigorates me. Yeah.

Let me ask you this, Steven. Do you believe in forgiveness? I sure hope I do. Because that's all I got left.

Well, I mean, you guys are welcome to stay in my gym for now. Is there something that you needed help with? I guess any electrical output? I'm not really kind of the brains.

They need help or we collectively need help here. Oh, for your time travel. Yeah, precisely. Yep.

Okay. I can hook that up for you. But I mean, you're more than willing to stay here. I mean, I've got to match tomorrow night if you guys want to stay for that.

I mean, kickback, relax a little bit in the 60s. Oh, you box here? Yeah, I just go by the on-name boxer because I don't tell people my name. Okay.

That's fair. I get not wanting to be known. Well, I want to be known. But the...

So that's why I ask you about forgiveness because the next time I say my name, I want it to be in the ear of the person, my true enemy. I know. I want them to hear it. Okay.

I mean, whatever you got going on in your life is cool by me. I mean, hopefully. Yeah. Go on.

No, that's about it. Good to know. I guess best of luck with that. Yeah.

So yeah, I can hook up your thing and juicy up now. But if you guys want to stay, I mean, I'd love to host you guys. I owe a lot to you. I see no reason not to stick around.

And I mean, if there's anything else about the future you want to map out, we can do even better than this right now. Okay. Yeah, I can certainly start putting a pen to paper and thinking about some other events that we may want to watch out for. I would really appreciate that.

He puts his hand in his shoulder and he's like, see him like a very good man. Can I roll empathy on this? All right. Sure.

What are you trying to empathy on? I want to... Well, I kind of want to see if he's lying. Okay.

Go for it. Three. It doesn't seem like he's lying. I will extend my hand and shake his.

All right. So what's everybody else doing down on the... Well, I'm just gonna... Well, I was just gonna...

I'm going to be distracted shaking each other's hands. I'm gonna slip out underneath the door. Okay. I'm gonna reform and be like, geez, that was boring.

All right. Well, that was a waste of my time back downstairs. All right. So you go back downstairs where...

Greg, you have parked the vehicle. What are you doing now? Yeah. Well, I mean, now that I'm out of this gym, I figure I'm just gonna unhitch this RV and go cruise around town.

Okay. Well, those guys are doing what they gotta do. All right. So you're just taking around town?

Yeah. I got a couple things I'm thinking I want to do. All right. Where are you gonna go to first?

I'm gonna check some kind of maybe Chamber of Commerce or library or something, right? Okay. I want to see if I'm pretty confident we're just still in the same place. We were just as pirates.

Hey, right? Piratesburg. Yeah. Right.

You're in the same place. You're just in a different time. I got an investigative if Tommy ever made anything of himself. I know it was 100 some years ago, but I figured he's got it left as Mark.

You know, remember my buddy from back? Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah.

All right. So you're gonna go to the Chamber of Commerce and do some research. Yeah. So to collect you some records and see whatever, become of that, you know, if you ever did anything with that.

For starters, got a couple other things I'm thinking about doing. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm just like, you're gonna go do your research now. I'm doing that. Okay.

While you're doing that, Megalodon, what are you up to? I'm not sure. I think he's just like sort of like working out with the kids and then like after a bit, maybe then they get bored and after showing Jimmy, he's gonna go outside and check the RV, just like go inside and start cleaning it up. All right.

Megalodon, roll notice. Negative one. Okay. You're working out with the kids.

They seem to have a good time. A lot of them are like sparring in the boxing match and like doing like it seems kind of like military ass drills to work out kind of all in a line, you know, marching in place and you know, like just real formal, formatted kind of working out. Does that make sense? Yeah.

I think that he's gonna get bored very easily then and then just go out to the car because he's just like, I'm not dealing with that. Come on, Jimmy. These kids are stiff. Yeah, boss.

In kind of style. Got no style. All right. You're looking good.

Roll into the nose for me, Megalodon. That's a bit better. All right. So on your way back to the car, there's like a lot of pictures and stuff on the walls, old memorabilia.

And you notice in a glass case, there's a beaten up set up armor and a couple of old swords. They look very old antique style. And see me look at this. What boss looks like a bunch of junk to me, boss?

Yeah, but like, it's like like chivalry or something, you know, like good old armor. Something reliable, you know? I guess it looks kind of rady and cheesy to me. I guess so.

It's like, does Megalodon know anything about history? It's a weird question. I'm probably saying no. Okay, you don't know enough about a tie period to really place it anywhere, but it does look very valuable, like because it's an antique, old and well maintained, even though it's ready.

I feel like the guards are telling me that I need this for some reason. I'm not sure. I think they're telling you that. I think they're telling you that.

I don't know. I just can't worry. You're on to big boss. You can't worry.

We're traveling to the future. This is some old antique stuff. If we go further to the future, it might be even older and in tickier. I think if I can control if we grab the stretchy boys friend, I'll give them a happy.

Jimmy, when you're right, you're right. That's what I'm saying. All right. Let's go clean up the RV.

We've got a thing to... Let's check this for the wine bottles, boss. No, we need to get that monkey out of there. It's a terrible thing.

All right. So we need to check it before the cops get here, okay? They probably just go... What's the cops going?

You know the cops are coming. No, no, no. What I'm saying is... Oh my god, boss, we gotta run.

No, no, it's okay. Jimmy, calm down, Jimmy. Calm down, relax. I got two words, boss.

This is the future, Jimmy. This is the future. It's okay. We're the exits.

Exits are located by the bright signs, which are really cool in the future. Did you just... You know what's the exits on marked in the future? I'm going to read boss.

Plus... That was the future. That's even worse. My best words.

What, 20 years out of date? No. I'm going to read for a long time. That fucking tickets.

I'm going to do this. You're stressing me out. I'm going to do this. I don't know what I'm going to do.

Jesus, let's get it out of here. Let's go. The cops coming. Jesus.

All right. Let's get to the RV. It's shin high in wine bottles. Oh, Jesus.

The fuss is going to get here. They're going to bust this for all of this alcohol. Come on. Let's get out of here.

Let's drive. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus is legal.

I forgot about that for a second. Pro-bishop Jimmy. He's probably still in the future. Jimmy starts going through the glove box.

He's like, I can't find the hate, Craig. I was supposed to talk to him for the hate, Craig. Oh, Jesus. Jesus.

Where's the smart guy? He's got the guy that's like, I look for Greg. Greg's on hitch to drove away. Oh, Jesus.

Where's the monkey? Where's the monkey? I'm going to run inside. Don't go outside.

Don't go outside. The cops are coming. No. We need the monkey.

That's probably how it works in the future. You just come back to make the cars go. I don't know. He's wrestling boss.

I'll just come back and go back. I'll just come back and talk to the cops all the way. Jesus. Okay.

Alright. Okay. Let's go back inside. Oh god.

You two go to hide under the desk. Dyneices is already there. There's three men shoved under the desk. There's 30 hit.

They're already here. Jimmy let's go. The cops. He doesn't look like a cop.

How do you make the car drive? You're gonna get the turn, Craig. I'm asking this guy. Oh, he's down to sleep.

Oh. You can't tell all the fuck in your sleep with the eyes closed. I don't get it. Oh, he's not sleeping.

He can't stop moving. All right. Let's pick up this guy. He's going to pick up Dionysus.

You should pick him up. Yeah. And play him in a passenger seat. That fool the cops.

The thing with the guy is that they're trouble. Oh, shit. He's going to hide under the bed again or the desk. The rest of them.

We're going to have to get free. You hide under the desk. I'm going to make it look like I'm going to take some wine bottles and pour it over Dionysus. I'm like putting one in his hand.

Okay. All right. So that far is happening. We're going to go back over to Robonobo.

Greg has taken Vin away, but you're still in radio contact with him. So you guys are still working together. And you do find a very rudimentary internet Wi-Fi signal. It's kind of far away.

And it seems military in origin. It's probably really slow, isn't it? Incredibly slow. Okay.

So what information am I getting from that Wi-Fi? It's encrypted. It's old military stuff, but it seems like it's coming from some sort of air force base way out in the desert. Okay.

So I'm going to see if I can try to get more information on it, but I'm not going to waste my time with the slow Wi-Fi signal. So I'm actually going to go and is there a phone around? Yeah, there's a phone. Okay.

I want to go to the phone and I want to start as a pay phone. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to go up to the pay phone and is there a change laying around on the desk or anything?

There is not no. Okay. Can I roll a craft to construct something? What are you constructing?

Well, actually, I probably wouldn't. Hold on. Never mind. I'm not going to do that because I probably don't have anything.

I'm going to go and ask somebody for a quarter. All right. Yeah. You asked somebody for a quarter and they give you a quarter.

Okay. Yeah. That's much more reasonable. We're going to try to craft a quarter.

So I go to the pay phone and I put the quarter in and I start dialing around on the phone network. Okay. So you're like accessing the phone network through the... Yeah.

I want to listen to the patterns and tones and configure out how they're being routed and how the phone system works. All right. Roll me a burglary. All right.

For phone hacking. It's a plus five. Oh, okay. So much like the movie hackers, you're hacking through a pay phone and gaining access to computers somehow.

That's how movie hackers worked, right? That's what happened in it. As far as I can remember people hacked their pay phones. They went into the phone.

Yeah. They went into the phone like one more man. Okay. So you are hacking through stuff via the telephone.

What are you doing in the telephone system? I want to see if I can get any secret documents that the phone company might be keeping. Secret documents. Okay.

All right. So you're hacking for that. We're going to go over to updraft. I'm going to go over to the upstairs.

What are you up to? I guess I'll just go in the RV. I mean, I don't really have anything else to do. So all right.

As you're walking towards the exit, you walk by a bank of pay phones and Robon double has one up to his face. His eyes are completely blank and out of his mouth. He's here. Sounds like normal for rib.

Okay. All right. So then you exit the building and go to the RV. You hear a commotion in the RV and when you get inside, you see the large shark man is dumping out the last reminders of a few bottles of wine onto Dionysus who is sitting in the passenger seat passed out.

What are you doing? Exactly. Oh, Jesus. Okay.

We got to get out of here. I don't know how to start this thing. We need to go. The cops probably coming.

You can deal with him. Me and Jimmy are going to be in the back hiding under the desk. Okay. Yeah.

Why do you think the cops are coming? Look at all the alcohol in this room. So you'd be there for my seats. I forget.

Provision's over. You can drink. What? What?

Jimmy. They don't give a shit about alcohol. Although open containers might be a problem. Who cares?

What boss? Jimmy, holy shit. What? We will put luggage.

Where are we? We're done now. We got shit. I feel bad.

I feel bad that I voted for prohibition. Jimmy. What? I said we got you started in this business.

Yeah, but I think it leads to degradation of our society. I mean, this is true. This is true. My mom was real worried about it.

I guess we're really bad people. We supplied this type of stuff to the people that probably didn't need it. It's degradation morals. For sure.

For sure. I mean, he looks outside. He's like, look outside. No more.

No more prohibition. Look how they're dressing. I don't understand why. I can see some of these girls knees.

Oh, geez. And their ankles too. Oh, God. Look how many colors are on that person's shirt.

That's too much. That's too much. Boss, I'm future scary. That's very scary.

I thought the exit signs were cool, but geez. All right. Y'all people are fucked up. I'm still going to go hide my heart under this desk.

Yeah, you do that. So I don't have to listen to you anymore. Bye. You snook it here.

It's going to be muffled by the desk. Yeah, it's me and Jimmy are going to stand and keep cheating. Geez. What are we going to do?

See, it's not travels through. What? Hold on. It's going to punch through the desk.

There's a little hole so we can see out. Can you hear what's better now? Jimmy's head through the hole towards the desk. All right.

We're going to cut back over to his silicon artist. You had just left your meeting with Claudius. You are now outside his office. What do you do?

I kind of want to just take a lap and take it all in. I want to see all the pictures and the memorabilia and I want to meet a few kids. I've helped. I want to do that.

All right. You meet a number of kids. They're all kind of working out. Is there anything that you asked them specifically?

Yeah. Hey, kids. I got a question for you. Yeah, what's up?

Would you say this place has made your life better? Yeah. Before this? Yeah.