Welcome to another episode of Villain Underground. I am the game mustard happy puke and I am here today with six icons from the 60s. Let's see if I can think of six icons from the 60s. We have Ronald Reagan will playing Robo no, but Ronald McDonald Reagan.
That's right. We'll see from the 60s or the 70s No, he was 80s. I don't know anything when I'm talking about I am way off base. I'm just gonna go with presidents We've got Bill Clinton Phil playing Silicon artists.
Hey, everybody should I call them Phil Clinton. Yep. You should have We got Rutherford B Cody playing Megalodon I don't know anymore. I can't come up with sixies one myself.
So we've got Teddy Roosevelt alley playing updraft. Give me a hug And we've got James K. Greg. Hey ask now what your podcast can do for you Ask what you can do for your podcast Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, we are a real play-based podcast based around some villains of four mongers and we are Knuckle everything else on this feed was somebody one of the lovely people I had just mentioned give us a rundown of what happened in the last luxury episode of Villain-ground, you know what I can do it two times in a row So we tie we time travel to piratesburg this time in the late 1950s early 1960s. It was kind of hazy as to exact dates This time instead of a never checked account There wasn't some like random calendar that we went to or we also didn't check the vibe and rolled with it Yeah, we didn't check a newspaper. Yeah, what day it was that would have been too easy. Yeah, we love ambiguity around here So this time instead of a mob hideout it was a gym for wayward youths There was a person running it who went under what was the mast or the unknown boxer?
Yeah, yeah Went under the name the unknown boxer who was kind of running the gym and helping get used on the straight and narrow Turns out he is a friend of Sheriff's on from back in the early 1800s and does not age So who knows how long they've been around? Also, Greg took a vin out around the town and did some drag racing with some how many how many races did I win? All of every single race that's not true until dusk and then there was a long discussion about lights outside of the sea And then it kind of got stuck in the craw of Greg that could take a tour along, you know Route 66 and go back to Appis Harbor and so that was kind of the thing proposed meanwhile Megalodon and updraft Were well Megalodon figured out about prohibition and how it wasn't taking place anymore I also found out Megalodon is a devout Christian and wants to You know kind of begin spreading those values to everybody in the future. I don't know why you started that Listen, I just thought it would be weird to try and convert a god to follow a different guy It's just more like you just box Megalodon and a vegan Bring the god you guys started like pretty big I don't know whatever.
Oh shit. Yes, and yes And so now the the crew oh also the RV the the power box got juiced up by somebody named Jenny and seems like the crew's gonna hop on a road trip Yeah Right before you leave on your road trip um Claudius as you know him stops you and he's like hey Did you have any more leads I can use for the future? Yeah, I do Um, probably the biggest thing you're gonna watch out want to watch out for Uh the cryptocurrency is going to crash So if you invest in like light coin or bitcoin or anything like that Just make sure you watch that market really heavily. It's gonna kind of crash end of summer 2018 So up until that point it's all it's a decent investment But up and you know at that point you gotta sell sell sell get out of it.
Okay, also watch out for the early tech bubble It will burst as with all tech so watch out for that don't overly invest in tech stocks in the early 2000s Late 90s you get you basically give him the back to the future sports almanac and he thanks you and he's like I really appreciate it. We'll change many lives together. Do we will He's like I'll look I'll look out for you in the future. You want to build a statue to me That's also very good.
Um, we're actually if if you hear anybody saying how proud of me They are uh if you just write down their name and uh in the future. We'll kind of link up again I'll get that list from you just okay. What people know who I am. It's very many.
Okay. He sees you off He's like enjoy your road trip. I guess I will. Bye All right, so everybody's in the car.
Do you start road tripping? Yep, who is in what car? Uh, what do you think bud? Well, I know Greg is driving Vin.
Yeah, who else is in Vin? I think everybody's welcome Yeah, I think it's megalodon and jamming at least Okay, uh, and then everybody else is in the RV. Yeah, okay. Yeah, all right So we're gonna go to go to the front cab first Greg megalodon and Jimmy you start road tripping You're excited for um like maybe half an hour to an hour and then you realize what a road trip is and you're still driving Um on route 66.
Uh, so we're gonna cut to uh about an hour and a half into the road trip Uh, what are you guys doing? Well, do we see signs along the way like world's smallest swamp pit or world's biggest bally iron stuff like that? I'm gonna hit some of them things, you know, okay, Greg is studiously looking out for tour straps megalodon What are you doing? Can uh can make a non-japie like constantly asking like why you uh, okay?
So why are you pushing the why are you pushing the pedal to oh, okay? Oh, the keys make it go. Okay. What are you talking about?
How about the truck your car? Yeah, yeah, what about it? Look, I never I've never been in the fort before. Okay.
Okay. It's uh, it's right Lights there's lots of switches and levers and knobs course knobs Excuse me. I'm glad explain anything. Do you got any questions?
You just ask you. I'll tell you can I touch the knobs? Yeah, uh, well, oh no What knobs well you could turn the radio on let's explain some things first, okay, which is the radio and Jimmy reaches over starts flicking switches Is there anyone reacting to Jimmy flicking switches what uh what switch today? I'm gonna tell me man Let's let's go to safety mode.
Okay, whatever. Okay. Whatever this guy touches into the radio or the flash lights on the outside Okay, all right further cabin lights here complaint. Okay, we don't need him.
You know, right? I'm gonna stuff up. So but we want an impressed all right, so you're here So you're in safety mode. He's flicking switches and like windows start going down and going back up and lights are flashing What do you think you're Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy?
I'm Jimmy pretty sweet, huh? Yeah, also automated stuff. No cranks here I just tell vinaig event start boom starts. Oh, shut down.
Shut your down Is that a little toss work in the future? You just like tell them to go and they just do it pretty much From the time I'm from that's how they work, you know, it's from the time I'm from it's pretty advanced stuff But I know some people but yeah, you can get that Go that's what we did wrong. Yeah, probably won't work on the RV every vehicle's a little different You know, but you could have that our vids of yours now, right? You could have that thing out for it once we get to where we're going I can hook you up with all the right people who know how to hook all that stuff up to whatever vehicle you need So since we get there you let me know if you what you need Greg Greg, you know, you're such a great guy.
I'm so glad I get that you got to meet these folks back here. It's great I think I'm gonna stick with you though. I think I'm gonna stick with you. Yeah, if that's okay.
Hey, let's uh, let's roll, you know so far What kind of racket you got in the future Greg? What kind of racket you in? Well, my racket I mean, I kind of know what you guys been up to in the past there Yeah, my rockets legit. I found a way a legit to make my to make my fortunes, you know, I went straight legit early on It pays off good.
I'm a bitch the time you were not legit early on. I had some I had some problems I worked it out though. I over till say over time I've improved my code of conduct and improved my philosophies where I figure I could make a decent living So is money like really cool in the future like who's is not oh, that's a good thing Do you know what I'm talking about forgiveness? Okay, he forgave himself and continued on with the rest of his life Okay, I just give myself a word to the Cheryl.
Oh, Jimmy and dropping her baby Yeah, what I dropped is what I dropped my Greg. I really shouldn't be honest. It's how I go. I dropped my sister's baby running Ted.
Oh really? Yeah, it's a big old guy in the side of his skull. It's I mean the baby still coming. I messed up that baby real good Greg, I'm sorry.
I know it's not your baby. I just I feel really bad. You didn't drop that baby on purpose. Did you?
No I did I drop a baby on purpose? Well, I don't know what to tell you pal. All you know I can do is you know I don't know promise not to drop more babies Jimmy, but I got real slippery heens. I got I got hypo I'll throw say maybe wipe them off first.
I got hypo. Helterosis my hands like water. Maybe waterfalls He's a nice boy. He's a nice boy boy.
That's what I'm looking at. I got flaps wet everywhere. I'm always sweating I was in my high school. I was voting sweaty boy.
Well, congratulations. It came with a ribbon What color was the ribbon? I mean technically it was originally blue, but you just went so much as blood the color out. Yeah, it got real dirty I Okay Of course I have a confession too.
Oh, what's your confession boss? You know, you know Charlotte Charlotte Charlotte's guy Michael's web? Yeah, no, no, no, not the good old story not the good good story Michael. You know, you know, Charlotte's guy Good book no, I bit off I bit off Michael said I was hungry that's way worse than actually dropping a baby actually aid a man listen, you know, I Didn't come before judging me.
Okay, Jimmy. I came here to confess to you and to you good people I know I'm just I'm worried about you boss. There's no statute of limitations for headlighting no far the future You could be on trial. I mean that was the whole reason I agreed to this shit I'm never gonna skate before my life Jimmy.
I'm never gonna find forgiveness. I was gonna be on the land Why didn't you be the lamb cuz cuz everyone's always talking about it, but there's no fucking lambs around Can I interject you? Yeah? Okay, I know you're probably concerned, but even in the future even though there's no statute of limitations on eating a dude You got a pretty good defense.
I'm not saying it's bulletproof. I'm not saying it's airtight, but you are a shark man Yeah, this is true. Look if you put a shock man in a situation. He's gonna bite something.
It's gonna happen It's bound to happen hell you just get close enough to something you might bite a thing right even want to it's like leaving a gun in the first act You know someone's gonna shoot it you have I'm surprised. I'm not bit already You know what I like this guy boss Greg is gonna let us kill you He's gonna help us get away with a lot eating guys Greg's really gonna help us if you can't suggest that you eat guys on purpose to me I think you got the wrong message to you. Oh, I thought we were sitting up a system of defense for eating guys Because you know I hear people taste like pork someone's cold someone was called a guy long pig And I was like it's weird. I keep calling long big whatever doesn't matter.
I Just I want to try human sometimes genius. It's not really good. It doesn't taste like I know trust me Right Apple it is stable and stable a pineapple throw on a barbie, you know Greg do they have any like Senate Senate areas in the future we might need to take Jimmy to one just Like the lock up all the crazies in one place. No, they changed that.
Oh I was gonna have me institution last well. Hey, well, we're going but that's not a concern. Oh, okay. It's okay Do you mean hey look paddle boats?
Let's let's pull off and get on them paddle boats. They're not pond with the big Okay, so we're gonna swap over to the RV Everybody in the RV what are you guys doing? Well, I got a question is the RV being towed or are we driving the RV? Yeah, no the RV is being tough right?
Hey, so so uh A random random question. Have any of you heard of someone called Orion? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know Die, you know Orion hmm. Yeah, um, I heard about our abouters.
Yeah Okay, can you tell me about her? Oh these no rubble you know you were there, right? Oh, yeah, that was a while ago. Oh, you both were there.
Yeah, we yeah, I had a little bit of an incident Maybe it was destroyed because yeah, it was a big thing. I didn't know about it. Okay, but Where's Orion is what I'm asking I believe Orion was Oh Really remember what happened because we we usually dispose of enemies by just throwing them in the trash or leaving them somewhere So I don't know where right is. Oh You guys you have such fibbers I honestly don't remember what we I think we just threw him in the trash they're giving you give me fibs give you fibs off.
What if Orion is dead? What about Orion's? Possessions Orion's not dead. Oh well.
They said she said it was dead. I don't well you thought it the thing is like when they kill Orion It was she you know um was it she's her colleague. It was cally. You know colleague.
I got caught cally grabbed cally grabs Orion And made her into a true god and then later Cally's son stole the body that these guys had in the flipped over city and then re-instituted Orion into the body So Orion's still around. It's just she's hanging out with Colina That's gonna make things weird, but don't tell anyone I told you that's on that's all on god Twitter Well, see the thing is mom asked me to get some stuff from Orion. So oh shit you talked to you talked to guy Yeah, just for a hot second she was basically asleep, but oh girl your mom is hot. You know what this business hold on I mean Mostly magma so yeah, she is.
Oh you meant hey, you know, I told you what I told you was before anything with sentience Even if it's a ball magma I am down. She's taking human form a few times when she passed out the rings Yeah, but that's that's what I'm trying to get back is that yeah, so is that is that is that she wants you want to steal back Yeah, sure. Yeah, mm-hmm. Okay, but these guys don't even know that so oh oh man, you know loose links shipshinks Something like that mm-hmm.
We did I'll just kind of hear all of it though Yeah, this is a small and there's holes and everything so I'm pushing a hole in the desk. Yeah It's not much that that was that was megalodon. That was yeah, well your desk is shattered. They look like a jock-man jump through it Well, that's okay.
I decided to quit my old job as the boss and go into business for myself Yeah, after I was freaking the phones before we left I was listening to a couple of conference calls that some some weirdos were hanging out in but I figured out how to make these boxes So guys guess what we can get free long distance free long distance Yeah, we just got to break into the phone company at night and it's all these boxes you do realize that we're going back to the time of Cell phones. Yeah, when I'm pretty sure all long distance is free. Let's look about which we can save between now and then Actually This is a very good point Robo the phone companies are you know, basically have a monopoly on this industry And I think if we you know break this and kind of give it to some disadvantage You know give everybody the access to this long distance not just us, you know We're not we're not looking out for just this RV anymore to make free long distance calls at any time of the day Not just at night and on weekends when it's free. I I'm in us Yeah, we could do a thing where the long distance calls give you a virus and then you dive it No, wait, no, well, no cuz here's the thing if we go back in time It's before the whole eight billion over population thing we can clear out like a good two or three bill.
Okay, okay I'm seeing this argument now. Okay. Okay She's on page. We need a lot of the rails.
We need it. Oh, yeah, you know long distance is great Yeah, it's a perfect idea. Let's just stop over right there long. We can make some long distance and poison the water springy long distance period and We don't know about poisoning the water supply.
I'm not a virus virus idea. No virus. Just the free long distance I've got a couple of diseases. Nope.
Yeah, wait, you're a robot computer diseases. Those are fine Those are gonna be we can let's just do you know, I think we're getting into a lot of complicated plans We got you know long distance angle, you know, the poisoning the virus. It's just all hard. Let's start at the easiest one Let's do the long distance first.
Hold hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Dinesis goes into the back office and then comes back out with like a big white Word on wheels like into the It was it was a rebel head of the closet A lot of room has a closet once that it's all scribbled with just fucking nonsense and he tries to flip it over to the other side But the room is so small it's kind like knocking everybody the head knocking things off Jesus, but actually you eventually he fles it over to the blanks I was like, all right back to the drawing board and he writes on the drawing board We're in the 60s and then he writes underneath it how to kill most humans. He's like, okay, sure long distance long Just as was an idea. Yeah, I can where do we go from here? What's the easy?
Okay? He points the board was the easiest way kill the most people in the 1960s Ready go that you're handwriting is a little sloppy not gonna lie. It's probably due to the alcohol We're gonna work on that as well. Okay.
I'm I'm a hand-a-pen Okay, you can do the writing that's fine It'll keep us up with the brainstorming so you you go there and write and then we come up with ideas about killing the most humans In the 1960s sure, you know humans aren't very temperature resistant Just in just do another ice age. Let's do another ice age before global warming gets too bad bring ice age Yeah, and then then like once I say just as we'll have plans again. Okay, so I'm gonna write up here coats for kids I'm gonna put that on there. Yeah, like coats full of poison sure We'll just know you know, we all know that you want poison in there, but just to keep it concise We're gonna put we're gonna put it for kids just on the board right there I Get installed some malware in their drugs, okay, okay free pharmaceuticals.
Yeah, oh, dude Nobody knows as bad as yet. Nobody knows asbestos is bad as yet. Let's fill everybody's houses with it. Okay.
Oh Fireproofing without asbestos. No that we have asbestos. Oh, yeah We'll get back to it. We gotta we can't stop we gotta keep going.
We just pulled it to paddle boats Gets out it does paddle boats I'm just like those two conversations happen. Yeah, so now everybody's getting out to do paddle But who's who's not gonna participate in paddle boats? No, I'm gonna get out and be a paddleboat. Oh Nice, but it's the world's smallest paddle boat area Everybody has a good time paddle boating.
There's a lot of it's like a montage of all the villains paddle boating It's the bank of the river looking very disappointed Can we barbecue hot dogs on one of those grills that never gets cleaned? Oh, I already got to grill stoked up Yeah, oh, yeah, you cook hot dogs for a while you rest here the proprietor of the world's smallest paddle boat arena He sells you a snow globe and you guys take some Polaroid pictures. Is there like a gift shop here? Yeah, nice Is there one of them things where you put the penny in and you crank it and it smashes it and it puts the Look it in blazing to the place you're at on there.
Hell yeah, I grab this little pennies right? Everyone these guys okay, we'll make them each a memory, you know a little memento with a slow paddle boat adventure You do just get a straight the proprietor has no questions about our appearance No doesn't seem to he just he lies over the group and everyone's like just happy to have just happy to have guests I mean what this isn't the 60s everybody's probably dressed like they're in a Chichin Chong movie anyway He's got a head bent on that says let your freak flag fly So I figure you probably don't really care what we're paying for it got like piece stickers on everything is like five pounds great Yeah, you you do you that's like kind of the old school way to say you do you is let your freak flag fly right here Yeah, I like it. Yeah, so you guys have a good time paddleboarding does he have freak flags here in the gift shop? He just he has a piece flags.
He's like and he has some ungrateful live albums Put him up to back, you know the late bar on the back of it here Okay, I'm gonna do him up dual flag it, you know all right to back piece flag on the one and I'm always the one Ungrateful alive. Oh, yeah, I come guys. Yeah, yeah, they're a good Jambahan Oh, oh, oh flyer flag for a while going on a flip flap in the wind like that's pretty cool, you know All right, so everybody has a good time paddleboarding and unless there is anything specific you guys want to do at the Paddleboat area, we're gonna jump back in the cars. All right, so ready to go I'm a fear kind of wet from the paddle boat anyway, so I put the shoe dryers on in the back You know get my feet my shoes on upon everybody else needs it just stick your shoes there, you know You'll air full going dry them out.
No, I'll say hit the road all right The the crew that is inside of Vin you're back on the road after paddleboarding I was I said to do a bottle episode To with two separate bottles usually at this point people would switch cars and things ago nuts But I don't think any of you want to switch I mean that's up to you. That's up to you guys But like I think Megalodon's be interested me like after sort of like watching like watching Greg try for a little bit He wants to go back in the RV and start clean it up all right So who wants to ride with a Vin up in front with Vin then everybody's welcome I've been just like say back seats for Robodie comfortable. Do you want to ride up front with with Greg? I want to keep drawing on the board Do you call shotgun now sit on the back?
Okay? Go on Yeah And Jimmy you guys are in the back you see the whiteboard with some scribblings about coats for kids and Robonoble updraft are there as Well, what's up with the what's up with the coats for kids? Yeah, we were just brainstorming how to kill the most people in the shortest amount of time. It's not a big deal Okay, all right, we're boss is good at biting heads That's a slow process though.
Yeah, it's like a one-on-one kind of thing I like this Brains to though if we all get them to line up in like I don't waste deep water You could really you know go like a drive by biting and get a lot of them in the carotid like a lawn mower Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, but Jimmy they're gonna have to stay in still for a long time though If we just like kind of lawn mower all over these people it's gonna be a little bit more And not get harpoons humans really like harpoons harpoons and nice. Hey, right? Oh, you turn into a boat.
Oh, thanks. Oh, hey, wait a minute humans like harpoons I've got an idea so I started drawing on the board. What are you drawing the board? It's it's gonna be a Thin piece of metal with like a point on the end of it sort of looks like a spear And then I'm gonna draw fans like fins that come out the side of it and then I'm gonna start coloring it in red And I'm gonna make another one that's like blue I'll just give me flashbacks.
Wait, wait humans humans love spears and so we can market these as a toy for families to play with oh Okay Start with a little humans and then move her way. I like this. Okay. Wait boss.
What's that? Can I ask you a real quick one? I told the truck is easy. He doesn't he forgives you for biting off what's his face's head, right?
Right, and then he tells me about his legit business, right? Right, but back here. They talk about stabbing kids No, no, no, Jimin. This is just a brain teaser anything on a whiteboard is just it's just like it's like a it's like a It's like what the government people do.
It's like they kind of go together. They talk about things They're not actually gonna do it. I mean, it's just it's all fun and games. You know, it's just just to me There's some kind of new in between up back here and up there.
I don't I don't know if all these people are friends boss Because these people talk about stay up kids and you're the guy's talking about building business. This is true. This is true We're not friends with Greg. He's just telling you this room is so small Like you said before it's just plastic I can see it.
They can you? I'm sorry for trying to do it aside and we're promoting business to I mean we're just gonna try to sell these yard spears is a game Yeah, wait, you don't like Greg Greg seems like a nice guy Greg is a very nice guy He's a lot a lot a lot of people talk a lot, you know That's how you get to know some of people do a lot of people do talk a lot and it's really expensive to talk to people far away Which is a shame It is a great tragedy about time that's for sure, you know, we did have an idea where we had Three long distance calls and then every time you go on distance call it uploaded a virus to their brain and then they died I'm not so keen on the virus, but yeah, what's up virus? It would sure save me a lot of money calling Cheryl To ask her to please forgive me. Yeah, she moved across country just to get away from you That's for sure.
Yeah, she says she stayed in New York when I moved Can you give me free log? Oh, I don't know how old Cheryl is now. Oh, Jimmy. I got some bad news for you Jumped it out 40 years wait if Cheryl might be dead, but what about kid?
Oh? Probably 40 now you can go up to him and apologize yourself Jimmy. This is good for forgiveness Get his head all bashed yep, yep, yep I feel so bad about it and then we could give him one of these great toys that means these fine people are making Ah, yeah, they make a toy. Can we make it?
Can we give up? I'm my point of view to it like this. We play with it. Definitely.
He's 40 now. I don't know. I mean What happened to him? I don't know we flew to the future and I have no idea When we did his head all bashed how do you get his you know what it doesn't matter when we get back to the future?
It's brutal honesty. I got on it. I need forgiveness. Okay.
Come here Jimmy. Come on. I dropped my sister's baby So so you bashed a set in not on purpose the way you say it's also full of malice It was a legitimate mistake by swaying hands drop my baby my little baby nephew I'm sorry. I'm going to give Jimmy a high five You're here to stopping what I don't want to have five for that.
I'm gonna wipe my hand off on Megalyn on shirt Hey, hey, the sheriff just on me. I lost my family and then I turned to a wife of crime. Well, you know Sometimes we could just stop dropping babies. Jimmy's really good at it That's a real sore spot.
I'm sorry Jimmy. It was just a little bit. I'm proud of it. I want to drop it Baby, I love babies are so cute the innocence of you know innocence of childhood See we need to get you to market our spear toys as long as as long as I mean I'm from a time of safety regulations and exist so these are totally reasonable to me.
Yeah, see problem solved Yeah, I mean if anything we could like we could give these two like adults to we can have adult toys that like this the point to adult Boys right there in the board point to you. I'd like a curved piece of wood with a string to shoot him Like a bow What's a bow? It's like it's the thing. It's like a ribbon, you know that you won that like it turned on.
I'm talking about yeah I'm not I'm trapped. She's kind of just a head dog. I'm gonna call an arrow you Nimrod's I didn't do too well school is that a school thing? Yeah, what's in what's in the on sign?
I do with any of this? Okay, you know what? Let's just focus on our marketing strategy for the spear toys So is this the big plan the big plan is to sell darts and maybe an ice age, but we'll get to that we'll get to that Maybe we don't I like their style. I do like the ice age thing.
I like it Maybe like some sort of thing where like you know We can mix this with alcohol, you know, but like it likes nice ice cubes or something Yeah, we could we could put poison ivy in their cigarettes. Oh That won't kill them. That'll just make their entire bodies itch right there. We jump off from behind a plane.
So you got pranked And we freak them away Then never see it coming never see it coming I think we need to workshop this some more Oh, so against just businesses now in the future. Yeah, okay, all right You know what that's what Greg was talking about. He's talking about see these are the same people Jimmy So make a look like I think you saw for just a second. Yeah, but you got to require this plastic like I said, okay I'm trying to try and talk about riot.
So it looks like we have two options either one joint legitimate business a Greg And he gives me for dropping shares, baby and you've eaten a guy or try to sell darts This is a tough choice. Jimmy Take my brain is this boat. I'm gonna take a nap in the back. Yeah, I'm gonna do some thinking to in the back to I don't Leave you guys with the whiteboards here.
Yeah, you've broken this old man's brain. Okay. All right. Come on Jimmy Yeah, okay, will you hold me while I sleep?
Of course Jimmy every night every night Jimmy, you know that I always feel safe in your Was you flex is a little bit no Jimmy Don't Jimmy go spoon in the back and fall asleep Water and like in putting a blind bottle wash it out and like kind of baby like baby Sleeping my arms. Yeah, okay. I give some warm milk for him and put it on a wine bottle I don't mean break the fourth wall and you can edit this out in post but if you created the Jimmy and Megalodon show put it I would pay whatever you charged All right, okay, where the hell do I go? Hey Greg get back in here sorry, sorry, but I had a step up You guys doing something yeah, we're coming back to oh inside of Vin where silicon artists and Di an Isis are riding up with Greg.
It's quiet for a couple minutes. Yeah, who's the first to speak? Hey, die nice is Dainises. Mm-hmm.
I like these sticks up here, right? Right, right? You guys see warmers see warmers see coolers. What do you need?
Oh, I'm gonna pop them see warmers on real quick The warmers. Yeah, see warmers. I got used to quite quick. I wasn't too sure about the sea coolers You know, but I fired him up much of very first time seems like weird technology It is weird like I kind of freaked me out because like for a split second it felt like I was peeing my pants But then I got used to it was like, oh, this is nice You know, I'm just gonna look back towards the nurses in the back and he's like how do you like your seat?
You like a warm or you like a cool. They're all independently controlled. So whatever you need you just we got the switches up here We go flip any make your butt feel like whatever. I'm perfectly fine with a plane a regular seat that warms up with body Okay, so yourself using a little upset.
So ours. You're right. I got him it kind of not feeling this whole like evil thing It's kind of a bummer. It is right.
Yeah, I mean like yeah So back you remember that gym that we left right for sure. I in part helped make that because of my I should feel good don't it it feels good to build something make something help people yeah and profit and profit all along the way Well, it's win win win. Oh, here's okay. Can I enter dig real quick?
Yeah? What to what extent do you like helping people like what like is it just a temporary or do you like a long-term help? I mean, why not both? That's the thing like so I didn't know what my actions were causing when I gave that money to share his own But when I got to the area that my actions had created that felt good and that was you know in my in my life That was mere seconds, but so that's like instant gratification, but knowing that you know I told That guy back there stuff that'll happen in the future And I know that will affect him and how he lives his life and like Dean and I met this guy named Dean super nice fella You know putting him on the straight and arrow and you know what that makes me feel good, too Okay, let me let me pose a question.
Do you guys you guys seem to be on the whole build thing right? I'm sure I've done for a long time into it now. I wasn't but now I am Okay, so if all the building right making stuff building stuff doing stuff that goes unchecked for a really really long time There's just too much of it and like there's no food and the air's all fucked up and everything's all polluted and the whole planet dies, right? Are you helping people?
Well, no, you just have to shift what you built right? Okay, yeah, but like the future we came from she was like on the verge of unrepair we fucked, you know, yeah Really? It's pretty close it's pretty close to unrepair we fucked. Well, I mean like I was You know summers were warm and that winters were cold and you know, I had access to water So like I think everything was fine from where else I'm just when I'm talking about is a balance, right?
I'm not saying there shouldn't be any people. I'm just saying there should be fewer people and those people all get more Hmm. I just think unrestricted expansion of people is is a roll rough as long saying it's rough on the environment Is rough on planet? It's even rough on other people like if you go places It was just jam-packed full of people know like no room to move a breed and people should like that everything's just it's all fucked up Look, I don't like New York City like the rest of you, you know, yeah You're playing the whole place smells like PPE and poo because I just said everyone's sitting on top of each other's shoulders Yeah, there's no fucking room to breathe man.
What did you think about like this is that half of those like half of those people? We're just gone, right just gone Everyone would have like big old apartments and they wouldn't cost eight and a billion dollars And everybody would get like everybody would have like a little Artisan garden they pick their own P's and everybody and like squirrels would fly like run up and then like birds a fly Your hand and you can sing to them and they'll build you a dress. It'll be like a movie I guess I see what you're saying. I guess I just never thought it was up to me to decide Who are how many people could experience joy?
You know, I just figure I just throw as much effort into the help people experience joy part as I could You know, let the balance find itself, right? And you know what if you ever take the CPR class Greg? Yeah, okay I have to every two years to get my certification for a safety officer at my company You know how they say like if you're in a crowd of people and you see something you can't assume somebody else is doing it You have to call 911 yourself. Yeah, I hear when you say who am I to?
Determined the balance you're doing that you're like, oh someone in the crowd goes in the crowd. They're calling 911 Don't worry about I don't got to do it is not my responsibility someone else has a handle But you know what fucking no one does no one's got a handle man And I know you're trying to put your effort into making everybody happy But like think about how much you could do if you put your effort into wiping out half humanity and bringing balance back to nature I mean because no one else is picking up the fucking phone Greg I just can't I just can't get my mind to a place where I decide that I have to extinguish the joy of a certain number of people to increase the joy of another I get what you're saying It's a pretty deep philosophical idea to wrap your head around yeah, but the camp on men is just try as hard as I can Tell the day I die to help as many people as I come across experience as much joy as I can It's not up to me to decide to you know stop the joy of one guy to increase the joy of another But that's my take if you spread the joy you give out way too thin everybody gets a little tiny bit of joy I just don't know if I want to decide get a bit That's not the way it's supposed to be it's quality versus quantity Greg You give a few people really quality lives and you don't have to give everybody mediocre lives So I'm saying I guess it's all relative pair down to a few Let's build garden of Eden right here baby. Oh or we just keep over populated until we all live in each other shit Maybe that's just the way it has inflows, you know, what do you want to stop to me decide it's not to you decide? What's your take on this so what's your take on this?
What's your take on this? Well an old version of me would have said I agree with you I I think that you know the human population is eating itself, but I'm a new person, you know My the sins of the past have been washed away from me Brand new person and I think you know It's about changing people and changing how people think and you know if you're looking for an example of that look at me I completely turned my whole path around you know I used to be a bad person probably killed a few people who knows that's unconfirmed by anybody But now I've helped set up one like wayward home. I've probably helped good 13 people So what if I killed a few in the past, but now like 13 people are better I'm better and I've changed my mindset. I think everybody can change their mindset.
I think you're just writing people off too early I'm not right. I agree with what he said. I'm not right. I can't say that I've never been responsible for costing somebody else They're costing somebody else their life.
Oh, it ain't a great feeling. There's a story there. Great. What did you murder?
I murdered no one. Oh, I thought you just he says I'm about a cause of somebody I can't if somebody were to ever ask me. Have you ever been directly or indirectly responsible for causing someone else to lose their Life, I couldn't honestly say no. That's all I can say at this time.
Nobody can't it's not a great feeling So kind of just we're writing with a murder me, you know, that's I mean that exact same boat You know, I don't know if any of the actions I've done have caused that you know, I can't say that you don't I truly do not You know, no if anything I've ever done has resulted in it. I can't say for a hundred percent certainty No, no, let me ask you Did you did you choose this new greatness or was this greatness thrust upon you? I wouldn't say thrust I would say more kind of ripped from me. Yeah, yeah, so I got it that so this and destruction and Some would say would bring on the entire apocalypse But yeah, they kind of took that evil part away from me Hmm, so like you're not even responsible for what like your whole thing right now I need you to do some social find out what you really want because it seems like everyone's just driving you around like you're Fucking taxi cab professional.
You're right. I think I need to be more assertive with my Kind of ideals nowadays. I'm gonna you're right. I I'm gonna have a good sit down with a group I'm gonna tell them, you know, we're no longer doing evil stuff.
We're good people now We're gonna go out there and we're gonna do good We're gonna use some earth powers and some wind powers with updrafts to maybe you start a few you know wind farms And you know, we'll take robo nobo out there. We'll teach youth how to you know gain new skill sets like using a computer Well, that'll help advance their careers and I think you should really ever all y'all just sit down and really talk about like What your goals are for the future because you guys you do not see I'd I would many these people at all It's like an artist. It's legitimate. That's true But you know what?
I believe I can change them You know what people can do? Okay, you know what'll change my mind right now though. It looks like we're two miles away from the world's biggest ball yarn Sweet let's pull in there, baby. I want to see it.
I wonder how many sweaters it can make you know, I'm pulling over All right, so the the care of F pulls over yet again to the world's biggest ball yarn Everybody kids On fire and robo no boss throwing prototype darts at the window Darts even out of the stuff in the back the fucking RV's just fucking stripped bear them All right, so you guys pull into the world's biggest ball of yarn the the RV's fucked because it's all full of darts now Now that we're stopped and standing right next to this thing. Oh big exactly is this ball of yarn, right? And can it be unraveled? I'm looking it up on Wikipedia Okay, ball yarn is the world's biggest ball of like natural wool yarn or is it the biggest ball of synthetic material yarn?
Or is it a composite of different kinds of yarn to make one big straight up world's biggest ball of yarn? Well, it's a super universe. I don't need to be well. You also got to consider it that you're looking up fast for the current largest Ball of yarn you got to go back and go out the one in the 1960s exactly Yeah, you want to get your facts straight and you also have to consider how are they Determining like under what criteria are they calling world's biggest diameter circumference?
That's it's radius radius, huh? And that's be perfect circle. So I'm gonna I'm making it up because it's a super universe and who gives a fuck it's 50 Area radius I'm tempted to say no, I made a mistake, but no Yeah, I'm so impressed fucking The local superhero wool man It's a football field size fucking its towers the massive show like the Death Star Actually awe inspiring if I'm being honest it has its own gravitational pull you know I feel it like You can have a lift off the ground you guys now live on wool world like I was saying before I'm so impressed by the size of this Ball yarn I'm immediately march in the gift shop and see if they have like a little model of the world's biggest ball Yarn, which I'm assuming is probably just gonna be a regular sized ball. Yeah, I buy one anyway But you know it's it's further nostalgia the whole it's the size of a basketball Yeah, you have a basketball thing.
Yeah, hey everybody. They've got a photo booth in the back It says, you know, I saw the world's largest All of yarn. Do you want to go on take a picture with us? Yeah, it's like a picture.
I mean I guess I totally want to do they have a thing set up where like there's a whole cut in the middle of like a 2d picture Yeah, yeah, I do that Alright, you guys get a lot of whatever they have that souvenir. That's all yarn thing. I do it. I buy one for everybody Everybody gets one.
Okay, so you guys see the world's largest ball of yarn The the rest of the trip goes pretty well and you arrive late this harbor in 1960s You guys go do see a few other money mitts only a few miles away from the world's largest ball yarn There's a large ball of tin foil same size. They match size Also like there is a like a like a alien's touchdown Roswell style place and There's like a jukebox jamboree. You were like the animatronic animal singing. It's very a national ampoon vacation That's the movie that happened in or was that PB speak adventure?
I don't know because it's like a big old dinosaur. You guys you guys road trip and have a lot of fun It's a good time, but you make it you make it all the way to the layfas harbor What are you guys doing now? Well, I guess we can we're here, right? So we can go forward in time now We're here.
We're juiced up. We're good to go. Is that what the plan is? Well first we've got to take our ideas to the toy company and or phone company Yeah, we could Or we could just try something like a variation on them back when we're in there when we're in our own time, you know, I I think that's a good idea I guess so we can jury rig all the cell phones to actually give people brain cancer Oh, you know what we do is we just you know petition Congress to loosen safety regulations on a bunch of products that people use all the time I think that's for the economy Or we get everyone to self-driving cars and the robot takes them all over and crashes all I like that one too That would be like simulation derby I guess traveling to the future then yeah, yeah, well, there's kind of one thing I wanted to do I was hoping I could stall the soft somehow so like we morning hours, okay, right?
Well, everybody's sleeping in it because we're bushed yeah We're just we're just we're talkred plum talkred out from this long road trip So when they're all crashed out in the back, I actually do take time to check a newspaper Exactly what year this is 1961 1961 layfas harbor my hometown right I was born 1960, okay, right? Yeah, so I I sneak off Millenite, okay, and I had to where I know it's my house, okay, right? But I make sure everybody in the house is asleep all right, okay and recognizing it's probably not the greatest idea to mess with the timeline I do anyway Okay, sneak in right to my childhood home. Okay, I sneak upstairs to my childhood bedroom Okay, this is weird.
I slowly approached the crib where I lay sleepy okay, I lean over slowly Quietly and I whisper into my young ears Inefficiencies and inconsistencies and then I leave So you went back and inception yourself to be obsessed with it consists of the deficiencies yeah Great success you have done that all right. Um, so now you guys are traveling to the future. Yes. Yes Yes, yes, plus anybody else wants to inception Greg All right, um you guys zap into the future or you believe you are it is a big bright white light But the light doesn't stop but the car doesn't seem to be moving it seems like you're stuck We're stuck but the lights moving no it's like it's like a big every time you travel for like a big flash of light You're somewhere else but right now it just seems like you're in a big white area like you've stopped Worst I just we see motionless.
Yeah, you see motionless white white white light can't see nothing Yeah, it just sounds like a dude. Yeah, you should like him seem like you're in a big white voice like a seamless Photograph background. Yeah, was I was I for sure pagged to 88? Yes, you were pagged 88.
Yes, I checked the log just to be sure Yep, yeah exact on the button. Yep. Um, from the side windows. You see a man in a trench coat walking toward the RV This is seem like this is supposed to happen.
Who's that? Dineses. Oh, wait, you two don't know can I open the window? Yeah, you can open the window.
I'm gonna leave my head out Hey, who are you? He's like what I had a love my name's Justin Justin time. I You guys have been jumping back and forth at the time stream and I wanted to intercept you before you did any more damage damage I don't think we've been doing any damage. Mm.
We probably weren't helping Right, Justin. Yeah, I'm gonna take you what that's a name that you might want to workshop Just just saying a little it's a little arm of nose Why maybe maybe listen what she said just in case it matters Right. Well, my mother is Dawn and my brother is Nick Your entire family. Okay.
Anyway, sorry. What were you saying? Yes, uh, since you've been violating time law We're gonna have to take you to time court for crying out episode Underground Happy puke and you can find me on twitter at happy puke my name is Philip I play silicon artist you can find me on twitter. I'm at canada underscore philip 2 l's I'm coding.
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