Villain Underground #73

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Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the villain Underground. Are you excited? Cause I am here with four nuptial babies ready to play some baddies doing some bad stuff. We got my something old Cody.

Hi, I'm something very old. Please help me, my hip. We got the something new, Ali. We got the baby.

We got the something borrowed will. I would borrow her stolen. We got the something blue, Phil. I'm the bottom of a bomb pop.

Just the blue part. And we got that beautiful bouquet flying into the crowd of ladies. Greg. Hey guys.

Hey, how you doing? Pretty good. So I heard, was there something about crazy weekends? What do you want to do over the weekend?

Just a quick recap. What's everyone's life up to? Fantastic. Great.

Thank you. I don't know. Just waiting for someone to break in. I guess if you're referring to your goof, I got married by a priest named Mr.

Canada on his birthday. Hey, that's not the news of this. The news is that you got married. No, I think the news is it was Phil's birthday and he presented over the nuptial.

Yeah. Damn Phil. That's hard core. Does that make it extra official?

I invented a brand new dance move called flash everyone on the dance floor and break your ankle. Is it for sure broken? No, it was just brain. Okay.

It was a it was a bold dance move, but it's one of your specs. It's good. It's good. If you put water on a vegetable, it becomes tea.

In every case, every single case. Actually I took my daughter to a local college where they were having a hackathon in the maker space and we flew drones, and made 3D objects and supported the sciences. Especially... Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What about you Greg? Yeah, changed breaks on Chevy. Oh, okay.

You know, friends of mine having to have a problem here at Grinden. Well, it weren't fine, but they weren't wore down enough to make any noise. So check the back's here grind down clear to metal C clamps on them. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, you know clamped to get the calipers to push back in so you get the get all apart with the new pads on You know four-wheel desk so it's pretty easy.

All right. Well, that sounds like a that's like an amazing time head by everybody We are for those joining us. We are not car talk. We are a real play-fait based podcast Can I go with everything on this feed about some some bad boys and villains some some I was gonna say no That's really different thing We're not not prepared Give us a recap of what happened on the last episode of the Villain on the ground sure I will I'm Volunteering of my own free will So the villains went to time trials well They went to court for all their time crimes and basically found out there's like infinite universes with every single possibility that could have Happened ever and we decided to go down the route where we go and fight a bunch of gods, right?

Well, yeah, that's kind of the reason we thought we could fight gods We got it in our minds that fighting gods was an idea Everybody everybody okay with our decision too late But we came back to our timeline and made our way back to New Leap is harbor. I believe it's so called a server, right? Yeah, but it is good because they're new late was harbor, but yes, like a server. Okay.

I know I can't remember They didn't aim change or anything like that Basically once there the team kind of split up and you know did a few different things. Okay, that all I got Alright, what different things were people doing? So can artist went and demanded to seek a leader of a charity? Yeah, the charity I'm I Founded and doing good deeds through throughout the whole city that are happening and getting in under my name all the good stuff that I'm doing Right, okay.

I'm a legend from miss deeds to good deeds. I'm pretty proud of you Up draft kind of wandered around the city and was confronted by a hero She did not recognize named Taser correct. Yep, and and Megalodon and Greg went off to explore some of the things being built and And Jimmy came up with an nefarious idea to legitimately run a business Or at least advise on a business and Greg was going to set Megalodon up with one of his friends What was that friends name again Greg Jim Jim Richard? Okay, all right first we're gonna start because robo was not on the last episode We're gonna start with a little quick flashback so robo no Bob wasn't in the in the forefront of the last episode because Robo while while all of these yahoo's were discussing time and everything with a cosmic being you kept getting Pings and weird messages encrypted.

So so you were kind of dealing with that and encrypting these messages But they're they're unique to you on a priority Wi-Fi that only you're being able to pick up Oh am I able to understand them? Oh, yes, you are you're getting you're getting messages about meeting somewhere back in your time Okay, you get a location at a time Okay, I'm going to respond to confirm that I have received the information Yes, you okay, so you're responding so you're taking your time decoding these messages and sending them back And then when everybody gets back into town they all kind of disperse So what's a robo no we're going to do from the time you get back? There's like a about a week before the you have to be at the coordinates at x time, okay? Okay, so in just to just to clarify here.

I'm sorry. I was last week. I was in time court myself the We back in our old times or we like still trying to get out work on your back your back in your old time The city has been mostly rebuilt as per the help of Greg's company at Van Coe L.T.D Okay, let me kind of look up with some of the my friends puzzle King turntable Great digger doing what are they up to what's going on their social medias? All right, so turntable he's been he's been DJing a lot lately it seems like he went semi legit and a lot of people I don't think he actually went legit, but he's uh, he's kind of making it big on the the dubstep scene puzzle King He's still villainy in he did retire from villainy for a while But then someone sent him a very difficult puzzle and it drove him crazy and now he is back to trapping people in mazes and shit Someone sent him one of those The puzzles that don't have edge pieces and it's a clear blue sky So he he's been on a mission to get back at them.

He's currently wanted by the authorities last great Robert has been seen It seems like his body has been taken over by some ancient death god. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's interesting I told when when's the hot was in your heads a hot set that that's what the plan was and you're like, okay, okay? Okay, um Hearing this news.

I think what I'll do is Use use the internet to look up. Is there anywhere in the city that has one of those rooms where you can like smash plates and TVs and printers? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna look that up and I'm gonna go do that. Okay.

All right, you go to one of those rooms and smash plates I guess that sounds that's pretty good sounds cathartic it does. All right, so we're gonna go up to updraft You had just been confronted by taser and they swung away grappling hooking away. What do you have to know? I would be trying to find Someone that I knew because I'm I don't know just commune with Gaia at the top of the highest building All right, so you're gonna like try to commune with Gaia.

Yeah, okay All right, you're sitting in commuting with Gaia on the top of the tallest building. Um, are you distressed that you're in a city? Especially one so modern. I'm an air elemental so as long as I can as long as the air is fairly clean than no, I don't mind Okay, so you're sitting there communing with Gaia you um, you feel kind of a piece you can feel her out there She's still she's still weak and entrapped and you get the sense that she she needs the rings to become free because she put all of her power in the rings And she's trapped on an island somewhere.

Okay. Is there any like particular direction that the island is or is it just an island in the ether? It's an island in the ether basically. It's one of those I like you have to sail in very specific With very specific directions on a boat To get there but like no airplane can find it like one of those things, you know, okay There's a lot of those kinds of places secret islands that you have to follow the stars or some stupid shit So we're gonna have a pirate to the Caribbean episode is that what's gonna happen next?

You know, I'm just one of the threads out there you grab the ones that you think are interesting and if that's what you want to do I mean, who am I to stop you really? Yo, oh All right, so you're sitting there communing. I will get back to you in a little while will swap over to silicon artists What are you currently doing? Uh, so last time I remember I was in the facility and I was just taking a look around I had already spoken and uh, Wanted to see her get who their name was or access access.

Yep access. Um said that she was leaving town pretty quick Um, so she she had left but she said you could stay in the area and she was going to talk to Marcus and then Uh, see if Marcus would come back and meet you Um, so yeah, I guess if there's nothing else really to do there Um, I'm gonna kind of go out and I'm gonna wander around the city I want to go back to sort of kind of the old stomping ground see if the uh, see if the uh, albatross Albatross sorry tower is still around still standing Uh, no that was tossed into the ocean, but they do have a smaller building that the albatross company is uh operating out of currently Okay, I want to go there. Okay, it's uh, you go there. It's a bunch of people you don't really recognize What was the uh one person that I mostly worked with or I guess what like that was well known Not The person that actually ran the company oh foxy foxy Is uh, is excuse me as a foxy around by chance Um foxy does not operate out of like this harbor anymore.

She is currently working in a different city Can I take a message? Actually, is there like a terminal I could perhaps call her from here? Uh, currently we're just taking messages Um, we've been really busy with the rebuilding effort Sure sure that makes sense. Uh, could you tell her uh, Stephen called?

Or I guess I'll buy a tech will do is there a last name? Nope. All right. Mm-hmm.

Hope she knows what that means. She will she definitely Okay, doggy. All right, so what do you do after that? Um, oh, I don't know get a hot dog okay?

Okay, all right, uh, we're gonna jump over to megalodon Megalodon you you're hanging around the uh, the area of uh, the historic district was that what was called Greg? Yeah, I called it. I called the old school town, but yeah, oh, it's like a historic district, you know Salvage as much of the old buildings as we could and fixed them up made it kind of like a, you know, yeah nostalgia kind of all right, uh, so Megalodon you're approached by uh, Jim Prichard and he's like, uh, Yeah, it's a big shark guy. He seemed to be the only big shark guy around here I hope so if there was another guy, uh, I'd have to be a little afraid someone's uh someone's doing something weird something magical maybe Fair enough.

So uh, I was told by Greg that you were interested in getting involved in kind of helping revamp the uh, the old town area Yeah, I mean, Jimmy here. We know a few things about uh, you know, the old times, uh, I guess Uh, okay. I've actually got uh, Jimmy do you know how far the future we are now? Okay.

Are you asking Jimmy that? Yeah, yeah, sorry Then Jimmy, sorry, sorry. I forgot to introduce Jim. This is Jimmy.

This is Jim. Yeah, you're doing it. That's uh good to be true Uh, anyway, so so a friend of uh, any friend of Greg's is a friend of mine, of course And we have these initiatives where we're trying to get small business owners If you know enough about the bar we can kind of set you up and kind of have you as a creative lead on this and if it works out I mean we get set up a plan where you like you take the take it over after the investors that kind of thing Is that something that you'd be interested in? I see we're going with this.

Okay, something sort of like uh Look at business deal. Okay. Yeah, yeah, look at this deal. I mean if uh, if Greg trust, yeah I trust you uh, we can we can put you in charge of it because your whole your whole shtick is the 50s, right?

Or the 60s or what time of the 20s. You know what a lot of people like the 20s. I'm thinking I don't know what kind of business you think I'm thinking uh, maybe nightclub dance club. Oh, this one's thinking that's a big wall.

Mm-hmm. It's an aquarium. Lots of fish Yeah, boys. Put a lot of fish in a boss.

Thank you, Jimmy. Thank you Jimmy. We talk about like fishes Fishes from like uh from over the seas in the seas Japanese all the place Oh, you can't put your Japanese fish and they'll fight each other what? Because that's what Japanese fish do, right?

Jim we need a fish a fishologist in you Uh, I don't know what the specific scientists are called. I'm not sure it's not fishologist But you know what I will look it up, you know Figured out once we get the the building situated we'll start up night club We'll have you guys do the creative direction and um if all things go well, uh, you know you stick around Maybe we could uh, train say we do want small business owners and I'm part of a larger thing So we want the money circulated throughout the small, you know the the local area So if you're if you're from here and you're willing to start this, you know, work in this local business We're totally up for that. I like it work small. It's a trickle up Check it out.

That's okay. Sure. Yep. Check it out.

That's the way you understand it. That's fine Uh, so yeah, we'll hook you up with some contacts. Um, how can we reach you? Uh, guess uh, I mean I don't know what we had to do.

Jimmy. We don't really have a place to live in it. Yeah, do we? Uh, there's the ocean nearby.

I'm always making literally the ocean. Well, I can't but you can live in the ocean I don't live in the ocean. Jimmy's very big. I get you know, I get anxiety.

It's very salty We could reach out and touch me right now. Um, okay. Well, you know what? I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you a phone So, uh, you can we can we can have calls.

How about that? That's not good. Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, I need a lane line for that though Nope, he's gonna he's gonna explain stuff on steer real quick And he's gonna give you one Understated boss.

This guy's gotta be bad for your brain, right? I mean, I guess what are these W bucks? What is this fourth night? Don't all right, so obviously you're from the 20s.

You know what? We'll fix you something out. You just you just push this button when it rings and we'll figure stuff out, right? That's not good.

You know good. Yeah, boy. That sounds good. Yeah.

You want me to hold it because my hands are smaller boys Yeah, please. I'm gonna go break this thing. I've already scratched the screen megaladunche check out fender Oh What are you up to I guess I just went back to the Headquarters there, you know see us just going of course Probably want to make some design decisions on my house. That's getting built right just general stuff like that until something uh Something major happened as you're doing that vin asks you if uh, then says Greg me.

I take a ride around town. Oh, absolutely Okay, sum up or you I would just like to uh to ride around You know, I get I get cooped up sometimes if you need me call and I will be there Oh go for it, right? All right, so vin goes for a ride as you're working up your house So are you like living in a tower or a house like kind of on the outskirts? Oh, I'm I'm having a house built on the house.

I'm like a living a big tower like that. Okay cool Yeah, so you're working on that Yeah, you hear from Jim Prichard that he connected with Megalodon And the kind of brainstormed and came up with kind of a nightclub situation kind of a 50s throwback flapper dancing fancy nightclub situation Oh, that's good. Yeah, he doesn't really seem to know much about um modern day. Well, yeah, he's uh He's kind of a fish out of water, right?

Right. Uh, so whatever help he needs with net regard A lot of just just just kind of go with that flow, you know Got you just kind of deal with him. Just help him as much as possible. If you can, you know, set him up If he needs a few things, whatever segment the right direction explain some things Whatever you got to do.

I think I think I think he's got uh, he could be a good asset if we work with him. I think okay Uh, he's like I will accommodate the best I can we'll get this this night club set up But it'll be a really good place for some R and R in the city because a lot of it's been you know A lot of work and no play for these people for sure. Yeah, so uh, okay. I think they're gonna be look forward to the nightclub.

I can't wait All right, uh, so a little bit of time passes Things start getting built to the construction on the nightclub goes underway. They get a fishologist For the uh for the fish tanks in the nightclub. Yeah, updraft you are contacted uh by dienysus one day You're sitting around a dienysus shows up and you're like, hey, um, hey updraft. What's up?

How you doing? Hi, where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you disappeared?

Oh? That is just um spoon hang around uh, so why was you know you guys were the time thing and I don't want to play with that So I was hiding now. We're back now. We're good.

Um, but there's a there's a couple people I want you to meet Um, so because there's maybe a thing because you don't look for the rings, right? Yeah, definitely I mean mom wanted me to so yeah, yeah and me and mom we tight we wrapped we cool so me so I'm gonna Um, I'm gonna help you hook up with a couple people also looking for him get the shit on a roll. Okay. How about that?

Sounds like a plan. So I brought him here. Um, they're in a they're in a place a little um, what do you call it? A warehouse It's hard to find an abandoned warehouse in a brand new city Just so you know, so it's not an abandoned warehouse put it is a warehouse Okay, where just because you know like how usually shit like this goes happens in a band of warehouses and a band warehouse It usually exists because you know at some point in the city's history, you know production was higher now when they make up Bats there's a couple warehouses.

I just kind of sit there, you know, yeah, yeah, I know when a whole city gets flipped and they got rebuilt The whole thing all these warehouses are being used didn't bill just warehouses that were meant to be abandoned Apparently not is wacky so I guess you know the typical go-to of a spooky band of warehouse for an evil meeting That's not gonna work or anymore. I'm just realizing that and it's frustrating because it's my go-to I mean you could probably do like a cemetery instead. I heard that those are good for like spooky evil meetings Yeah, you know, maybe but brand new city not many abandoned buildings So it's in a warehouse because I can't think of anything else but very not abandoned What else is in the warehouse? Oh, you know toys and gum.

It's like a candy I don't know You know Yeah boxes boxes and pallets Stuff and crates so yeah, so we're gonna we're gonna go when it's off hours because that's the closest to abandon We can get is when they're closed and just not open Is there like a sign at the front with an air horn that says use horn for service? Yeah, there's gonna be night guards because a band warehouse don't have guards because why guard it? There's gonna be night guards. We're just gonna have to you know sweep by the night guards.

Well, yeah, it's real well lit There's a lot of lamps around They're all gonna be on so this is like this clandestine. I mean, it's fucking doomed, but it should be fine. Well, I mean You just act drunk like you are anyway, and I'll just go invisible. We'll be fine.

Yeah, I can teleport. I'm a god You you be win to go in there and I'll just be in there wait for Okay, sure. Yeah, it's like a plane to me. All right.

He gives you the location of the the very well-lit closed There's a little bit of me in the realizing of painting He gives you the location of the warehouse. Do you go? Yes, I will go wait is it is it third shift time? Yeah, it's just night guards.

You just have to get past the night guard. Okay. Yeah, I'll go All right, you go into the warehouse in the warehouse. There are three people There is Dionysus, of course who said he would already be there.

There is a woman. She looks middle-aged And she has a scarab pendant looks like grafted into a center of her chest There is another woman who has a plant arm and another woman in a bathing suit And they are all standing there waiting for you. This is an interesting group. You brought me a Dionysus Yeah, so you know the whole me working with your mom and our whole goal thing.

Yeah Well, these people are working for other friends of ours other gods that we're working with Um since the guys guys can't do anything direct in this world Or you know some each other talk to each other Someone Orion and try to get the rings from her because you know these girls these girls are all on the same side They're all on your side. Oh, okay. Well, hey, I'm updraft. Uh, who are you?

The one with the plant arm says her name is nightshade The woman in the bathing suit says her name is dark water and the woman with the scarab inner chest says her name is capera Interesting and and I how exactly do we summon Orion? Well most most guys will be summoned by some sort of sacrifice. So you you know just slice somebody up Uh all for you the day and they'll probably come. Oh, well, it's a good thing.

I knocked out one of these night guards then Compares like no, no, no. I don't I don't want any unnecessary bloodshed at the moment. Um, you guys can sacrifice me This is just a human but why What no, but I'm just a human too. Just sacrifice me She'll come and nothing will be I just don't want any necessary bloodshed right now So I know what has happened in the future just I can't wait on my conscience So please so you want to die now just get over with yeah, you just you just kill me sacrifice me Orion Someone Orion and then when you get the rings from Orion, you know, we will continue forward with that But you'll be dead so you won't continue oh um I Every time I die resurrect slowly but I resurrect so you can kill me now and then I'll just be back in a little bit It's not a video.

Oh, well, okay in that case sure why not All right, do we want to do that this here in the in the warehouse? Because it's all kind of ritual going to like you know cut me open and use my blood just paint the pentagram and That kind of thing and you know that would be you want to do it here in the well-flit active warehouse unless you have a better place Because we're all not from here. Uh, I mean, I'm not really from here either So, you know what let me let me call a friend of mine and see if if they know of a place we could use Um, I'm gonna call robo no bow all right. Uh, robo no bow you get a call.

I'm gonna pick it up pick up the phone Hey, hey robo Hello, you hear you hear smashing dishes in the background. Uh, some pots and pans you've been there for days Got a lot of aggression to work out Uh robo it's it's updraft. Do you have a second you sound like you're busy. No, I'm pretty busy right now.

What do you need? Uh, listen Do you know of any like abandoned warehouses a lot to ask because it's a new city and like abandoned and blah blah blah whatever But do you know of anything kind of like that big open space nobody goes around it? Um Not really um, I could maybe look something up the last thing I remember that was like that was the the knocks mentioned But I think that got taken over and that turned into a spaceship or something. Oh, oh shit knocks.

That's a different that's a different problem Hmm Station is there where there are caves the sewers Maybe the sewers Sewers could work that could work. All right. You know what? We'll see if that yeah, all right sewers.

Thank you robo Yeah, no problem. And then you just hear like uh something that sounds like a huge like smash like uh somebody just threw a refrigerator down the fly stairs All right, so are you gonna try the sewers? Yeah, uh, so do you think the sewers would work ladies sewers? Uh, we can give it a try in dark waters uh the leading the relatively skinny painting suit says that's that's my jam Okay, sounds like a biman.

Yeah, let's go. Let's go do it All right, so you guys venture into the sewers and realize that these top of the line state of the art sewers are all very well lit and Clean and it's not as nearly as uh dank or uh spacious as you thought they're all they're all very uh, very modern. It's like break a couple lights Yeah, you can do that. Yeah, sure you can break a couple lights in the well lit sewers So if you like just gonna break a couple lights here now we have a dark area see dark Nobody wants to come down here because it smells like humans.

It doesn't smell that bad the new aerobatics or uh Aerobic aerobic bacteria. That's it. Uh, there's like a new system that's keeping it smelling not not so bad It doesn't smell so bad for sewer for a sewer. Yes.

I it's a bit there's the caveat that it's still sewer It just smells like a fart. Yeah, it smells like more like kind of a bad fart rather than just like okay, but farts can smell real bad Yeah, true. It's a medium bad fart Yeah, not like not like one that we're clear yet of a room, but one you just like come on man really like that kind of thing It's a little past funny. It's like it's not a funny one.

It's just kind of just like come on It's like where you're exasperated with it. It's like you're done with it at that point. All right enough describing the smell So are you going you're going to do the the ritual? Yes.

All right. This uh woman lets you cut her apart willingly It's a little weird. I'll take it. All right.

She doesn't seem to be as bothered by it. She uh, she has been cut apart many a time before so uh, you cut her You cut her apart and use her blood um in the ritual ritual does take a little bit of time So we're gonna cut away to silicone artists Um, it has been a couple of days since access left. Are you just hanging around the center? Yeah, I'm gonna be hanging around the center I'm going to be Probably trying to be more nosy than I think I'm being and just like trying to help out with whatever So like if they've got like parts of past time, I'm doing I'm blueing together popsicle sticks If they've got you know like garbage pickup.

I'm doing that too. Okay, so you're helping out but also being a little bit annoying about it Yeah, okay Right, um eventually you see access back. Oh, hey access. I was your trip your travels Oh, it was good.

Um, I went and I uh talked to the boss He and his significant other are here currently Um, he's coming into the office in about 25 if you're if you're still want to stick around and meet him Yeah, I do uh 25 minutes as well long isn't it could you even wait for a couple of days? He's just getting he just getting oh right a long time So if you just give him a quick little shot see if he could come in just there's a little bit of a Total room and grabbing a bite. He will be here very shortly. I can't remember the hotel I can meet them kind of halfway if they would go to coffee shop.

I can meet them at the coffee shop if they want to look at it He's literally on his way. It's just the travel time. It's just what direction is he coming from? Oh, just just just wait here Just no, it's no it's no bother to me.

I don't don't feel like I you need to accommodate me here In here for a few days. I mean practically on the place because uh jokes and you know actually do um but you know like just just tell me where they're at No, I mean well here here's the rub you're gonna you're gonna head that direction and he's any of this direction By the time he gets here because you're gonna pass him because he's in a car so let you check in every car That's gonna be a problem. So you're gonna pass he's gonna be here in 25 minutes And then you are gonna spend another you know five ten minutes trying to find him out there and then be so you're not gonna be like another 45 Just wait here 25 minutes. It'll be fine.

You think if I like walked in the street I could flag him down Probably not just wait here. Yeah windows in on this windshield No, but he has a driver so if you want to go out there So difficult this guy. Oh, it's fine. I'll stay here.

All right. Okay. Jesus Christ. It's just gonna walk away About 25 25 minutes pass and um through the door comes uh who you recognize as Claudius Was it actually 25 minutes?

Give me an exact time because I was like I was like 23 minutes It's a little little less than sorry. Jug my memory. He doesn't like me calling Claudius Right. No, he like all of Claudius.

That's fine. Oh, Claudius good to see you again. I haven't gone by that name in a long time I know you're by that's true, but I was using I was using a student for a while and then I switched my student in but um I'm using my real name now. So you can And that is you can get my name is Spartacus.

Who will start this wink? Um, there's no winking about it. That's my name You got I am Spartacus. I have heard that a lot.

It's not very funny. Um Uh, you you wanted to talk to me. Yeah, I um, I'm here. Ha ha.

Okay. What do you need help with around the center around? I guess worlds like uh, how are we helping people now? Well currently one in a currently.

I'm the I've just won the mayor ship of uh amber ville city and uh You live here, right? I don't live here. I live there. Oh, oh, I just have a branch here.

Yes congrats on the move. Thank you Uh, anyway, I've moved a lot anyway, um If you want to help it would be a great help if you help build the centers here, uh, do outreach for community services I can allocate funds as long as you're using them for charity Sure, uh, build homeing homes for the the homeless get people off the streets. Um and start getting them, you know prepared for the you know To defend themselves help oversee training. Do you have any martial arts training?

I'm sorry. Hold on prepare themselves for a while To defend themselves to you know, uh The horrible system that keeps them oppressed shouldn't we just do that with you know education? That's part of it. Okay.

Um, so I think violence is really the answer anymore Well, yeah, hopefully it's not but you know, uh, sometimes the people are pressing you give you no choice, right? No, no, there's no kind of always a choice. I'm a bit of a pacifist. I know so see me, uh, but I mean, that's just how that's just how I feel I don't think when unreasonable people don't listen to reasonable people sometimes you have to do what you can Just prepare for the worst hope for the best, right?

Which is uh continue beating them down with reason Sure That didn't work for the race and that didn't work for gall. Um, it's certainly not gonna work here in america But in the new america, we'll get there. We'll get there. This is a fun discussion.

I'm sure We'll continue to have over the course of many nights As friends Sure, uh, yeah, if you'd like to help uh some of the people I have here I'm just coming in checking in here have a little vacation with my girlfriend, uh, and then we're gonna head back to amberville So I'm gonna be around for a little while if you need help, you know how to instruct the youths How to arm them that kind of thing recruiting methods how to manage low income housing that kind of thing Money's really not an issue, but I do have people looking over the books. So if it's spent frivolously Uh, we will cut her strings. We want to make sure everything is going to uh, the right people sure Um was the sort of source of this uh from my initial Stock market information and can I use one that yeah, that was a that was a very good jump start to a lot of it But you know Then uh, we'll just have the account and sign it all over to my name and making right back in the ceo share of this whole operation That's not gonna happen, but you know you stick around you can help out. I'm sure we can work together Gonna get on the board right as I mean Founded it Should probably give my name upon one of these walls the At least the purpose of this entire thing is not for notoriety It's just that people free and if you are really looking for your rising sun, that's where I was He walks away from you into one of the offices Uh, I'd like to go into the office next to his Okay, there's a couple people like crunching numbers basically Is no I want to go to like the next like to see him aboard or like a not board room Like a president's office kind of like a bigger one.

No There's most of the offices are equal size. It looks like there was a bigger office But he split it in half most and like half of it became like bedrooms for like for drug addicts to get clean And the other half is like somebody doing like uh, like renovation blueprint stuff. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna follow him then Okay, sorry about that. Uh, I guess I got a little bit carried away there with my uh, my book planning So just talk to the accountants though, you know They'll get me set up with those funds and we can start building a few Shelters and kind of detox clinics and stuff like that, right?

Yeah, if you have ideas, you can run about them and allocate the money that you need we have other people working here too So we'll just make sure that it's all taken care of you don't need to do any dirty work But if you have ideas or scouting locations or find find people that need help, that's that's a lot That's that's a lot of work. We need done sure. Okay. All right, sounds good I guess kind of who's in charge once you leave is it access again or?

We don't really work on an in charge situation. Nobody's in charge Let me float this idea to you. Mm-hmm. Not saying I'm in charge I agree with you.

I don't think anyway should be in charge But say if somebody has like problems with anything they come to me I give them direction Tell you what if if you can do something for me, then I would consider that okay, and that is I've done some reading up on your past. You seem to have supernatural connections connections I don't have exactly There's there's a few people from the past I would like to bring back either to life or take from the past or something However, you manage it. I would like them back. Is this something that you could accomplish?

I think I can do that It'll take some time, but I think I can do it. Okay, you look into that figure out what you can I'll give you one name now, and if you can if you can bring them back, then uh, we'll see we'll see moving forward Sure, I uh stretch out Grab a post it off of one of the nerds the number nerds that's gonna grab a pen off the desk If you can get me crixus back and we're fine. We'll look R. I Xx Yes, did you go to school?

No, I mean yes and oh I went but I didn't really study and you know they're just gonna come people to give me a great It's crixus cr Ix us crixus if you can you can find him bring him back from the dead anything you can you can bring back crixus Then we'll consider you for a some sort of leadership position If you just want to get construction started on where my new office will be that'd be great Because let me tell you this name I can take you on he looks out to where the kids are training He's like, you know the best way to to really cut your teeth is to work right on the killing floor And he he walks out and he pulls out a bench in the middle of the room and he's like he's like here's your office right here buddy All right sounds good to me. All right. I just need like a laptop for my t-viewer If you bring in a laptop you can use your own laptop. That's fine.

I don't have one and get one issue to it I'll look into it. I'm always looking into things. All right. He goes off and starts doing his own thing Megalodon Megalodon your the construction has been going okay on the nightclub.

Greg do you check in on the nightclub at all or do you just kind of let it pan out the Way it is yeah, I pop in there every now and then just to see how things are going I cruise that whole street, you know, it's kind of a pet project the whole district me my brother, you know Okay, it was his idea to begin with but I kind of think it's a cool idea So yeah, I check in their time. All right, so Megalodon and Greg you guys are participating in the building of this 1920s nightclub bar that is apparently ocean themed Do you guys have a name for it yet? No Why would I name things? What is this?

I don't know it's your it's your club kind of your baby Megal figure you'd take the ball and run, you know? Yeah boss. What's up the ball boss? I was never good at names.

Okay, like I figured out I figured out my name. I mean that's kind of What about what about the oceanic? I like it. It's got an old school vibe to it, you know It's got a oh the deep blue sea Hello, you know if you think about the deep blue I've been watching a lot of movies on Netflix was On the on the phone that you were giving up inside of a Netflix.

Um you got you gonna run out of data I know black. Yeah, it's so fascinating movie. The great was here's the thing I would suggest deep blue sea, but I'm afraid people come in and see you know go to the deep blue sea They come in and see a shark man first thing they're gonna think Samuel Jackson getting been half I mean, all right listen. We've only been in the future for a little bit But I know who Samuel Jackson and I would never bite that man right, but I mean the movie he was in that movie In half like I said you've ruined our data.

I can't watch any movies because you fucking watched him before me Put him about smart sharks and I was like oh, I don't want to dance about boss and uh You know smart shark bit Samuel I like I like the one deep that's very good deep deep the deep. Oh, what about the deep? What do you think about the deep? I like it better than the deep blue sea.

Yeah, I really like oceanic Oceanic somehow like lapis is a blue thing ain't it? Yeah, what is a lot? What is a lapis? It's a stone, right?

Is it like a mineral? It's the sea stone Okay, that's now what you were expecting. That's now. I'm sorry boss.

It's the process. It's the process. What about the sea word? No, Jimmy slapping the back of the head Jimmy.

What did I do? You put your mouth? Why does it even like a boat? Jimmy we don't care stuff on land.

Uh The dripping wet Jimmy what that's perfect. I'm the only one tossing ideas out here. I'm drowning like literally not strong swimmer I know Jim. We're gonna fix this.

All right. All right. Oh, she's nice Uh Deep ocean it doesn't sound good though. No, that sounds like a weird sex move.

What about like a deep throat or something? Oh Why I don't know what I think we get some singers up in here I wasn't treated first, but I do not understand the reference boss. I like the word deep and you know seeing as they gotta get it from the throat, right? That's how you sing.

Uh oh, I guess so I suppose I guess I lost the threat on that one a little bit boss. Sorry. I'm not sure where I heard it from either I feel like I heard from somewhere. What do you think greg?

Well, again, my first vote's for the ocean. It's got a great ring to it. It sounds it sounds authentic It sounds nostalgic, you know, otherwise. I don't know the deep was good.

You could do you could do something like uh like like a pond like uh 23 cdew. I like that. I like the puns. So I'm like that you could do yeah, hopefully a cdew isn't a real thing that will make us look real silly What about the oceanic panic?

That's not scary Hey, I'm a scary guy Listen if there were people are gonna come into our nightclub they're gonna have to be prepared for some for some intense things, okay? We're gonna have an entire wall of fish. Yeah, some of them are fighting if they come in here They better expect a panic a panic at the disco, right? What's uh, what's uh, what's it?

What's it? What's any of the words that you said right now? Jimmy, what are you doing on the phone? I got Spotify side you off a Spotify boss.

Jesus Listen to the music we're watching movies. I'll study for Hulu Listen Jimmy. I also said you have for Angry Birds season pass. Listen.

Oh god. Okay. I love the Angry Birds But listen Jimmy listen carefully. I write sins not tragedies Jimmy and this is a fucking tragedy.

What you doing on my phone now? Give it here Well, you're being hands too meaty and fish like no, no, no, you're grounded Okay, I'm making a decision. Oh, she ain't paying because the name of the goddamn nightclub Okay, all right Greg's up. I feel yeah, that did you think it's good up.

I'm all for it. That sounds good Yeah, whatever do we have the they got the freaking aquariums on yet Yeah, you got you got some big aquariums. They're not quite filthy because the rest of the club isn't quite built But um, it's like it's a multi layer or level club The bottom layer has like a nice stage for singing. There's big aquariums around There's a couple of VIP backrooms little space for dancing a lot of place for tables.

It's like a 1950s What were those clubs called like swing clubs, but not like swing your clubs, but yeah, right? You're doing 50 like a jazz jazz club. I meant like 2020's jazz clubs. Yeah, like yeah, we're like speaking Yeah, we need a stage.

Okay. Yeah, there's a stage for like singers and piano and bands and whatnot It's uh, it looks like it's gonna be a hop in place. Is the joint gonna jump? Yeah, uh, yeah, um, you know what happens when the joint jumps I don't know what the uh, I think the dude's jacks.

Oh, fuck you're right Um Shit that's I think some cats are gonna swing. She's right. Let's go get these knees Beggo doesn't eat them cats So yeah, the club is coming along nicely. Um Uh, is there anything other like specifically you put in the club whilst being built?

Oh anybody Can there be a way to get to the ocean from the nightclub even if it's too serious? Uh, sure sure sure Yeah, if you want to in a direct route to the ocean because it's so close to uh, the transport to um, it's like this Atlantis, right and the seaport is so large you can have a kind of a link to the seaport area That'll get you to the ocean pretty quick. So you do have you can even have like an underwater portion of the nightclub if it's deep enough Other any other like fish based superheroes or supervillains or Not near you. Okay, not right now.

But yeah, it's really nice. There's some big water walls full of fish Gonna look real sharp. It's gonna look real good. No, uh great.

I got to go quick We're gonna open this thing up to get open a big right like Jimmy here's the phone back look look up some people around the area Maybe we can get some get the mayor here get the like the top dogs in the air, you know, I'm gonna google people in the area No, no, no your job is looking around opening. Yeah, like a grand like a gal affair I just email all them dudes. You could just oh, yeah, Greg knows people in the area. Yeah, Jimmy.

Why need you do is I need you to look up Music let's uh, let's get this place for me music. That's not a result boss. Oh shit. Uh, narrow it down type good music Good music.

Do we want we want period music? We want music like that relates to our time period like what we did like the 20s we were swing music Get some uh, cuz you seen watching Greece a lot watch a Greece a lot and it got me nostalgic for time I never experienced But I could have if I would have been old when that happened. That's true. That's true.

I keep talking about Greece I'm just gonna get in this place. I'm gonna watch these movies too. I'm in bit a lot of Netflix But do we want like uh like a piano and a singer and old jazz classics? Yeah, but uh something you can dance to But yeah, I think I was mostly the point of jazz classics.

Yeah, I understand Jimmy god Type in jazz classics Classics Not a result boss Let's go for the top down. Let's go to me. Let's go to the back. Let's go to the office.

We'll look this out Alright, you start searching through jazz classics trying to find bands All these people do all these pieces of dead boss Greg are you are you helping organize the gala? Oh for sure Yeah, I can even help with the bands thing. Here's like there's like four different bands in town that do like a swing thing There's a glen miller tribute band right Benny Goodman tribute band you can get all them guys in here They gladly play this place especially with that great new band's name. We built and stuff.

Yeah It's gonna be a rockin ride time So you guys are getting that set up and it's looking pretty darn good if I do say so myself Robo no, bro. Um the the time and place in which you are supposed to be is only a day away What kind of preparations do you make oh I uh I will make sure to get everything in order I need to make this time in place Does it have a any kind of special uniform I need to wear or Requirements for me showing up or anything like that Formal formal okay. It seems like a like the place is a nice place that you're supposed to be okay. All right.

I'm gonna go to Rainforest calm and order myself a monkey suit. I mean meaning a tuxedo not a Not an actual monkey. Right. Okay.

Nice tux. Yeah. Yes. I'm gonna do that and be formal.

Okay It's gonna it's like I go for that James Bond a look okay. You're you're looking pretty fresh pretty good So so that takes a little bit is there anything that you're going to bring into the the place when it comes time Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna prepare something to bring and put it in a I'm gonna carry a box Period something a box. Okay pack it up and prepare ahead of time. All right.

We're gonna cut up draft real quick And we'll come right back to you're gonna go up draft You perform the ritual appropriately You cut a capara into pieces and use her blood to to to paint a symbol and request to see Orion Portal well not really portal. She just kind of shows up. Orion does indeed show up. Oh, she's like you summoned me Shit, I actually didn't expect that to work.

Um, hey, Orion. How's it going? How's it hanging? What's what's up?

How's yeah? How's life after life? Fine. It's fine Uh, you're real chatty.

Um, so the the the ring things you know, I'm talking about right the rings guys rings those. Mm-hmm. Yeah, which she kind of wants them back So, uh, I'm her daughter. So you can totally just give them to me and I'll get them back to her.

No problem. Just just I just need them back. So You are on opposite sides of the war than I am What? The war the word of the gods that's coming you're on opposite sides than I am What when did I pick a side?

Hold on Are you on your mother's side? Kind of hanging out with I and Isis and the herald of two other gods on your side I assume that you're on on the sides of Gaia. Well, correct. Yeah, she's my mom.

I can't I can't not be on her side Well, that's the side you're on then. Yes, sure I'm willing to make you a deal, but it's got to be quid pro quo. I no longer need the rings I can give them up easily, but that will uh Enhance what you're doing and give you an advantage. So I need you to do something for me first.

Okay Are you willing to help? Uh, what is it? A new mass bullet train is being launched in Port Star City I need you to pay an effigy and then sabotage the launch We need to create a new god of mass transit by creating the largest mass transit disaster in history If you are able to create a mass transit disaster in effigy It will create a new god and that god will be on our side and then I will deliver you the rings Look Wait, okay. So you said I just need you to crash a train.

It's not that house. You said court star city train. Yes, court star city It's north of here cool. Uh, when do you need this done by?

Well, they're launching the train in three weeks. So have the time to prepare you can crash the train. I'll give you the rings Okay, sounds like a plan. Make sure and make sure to do it in effigy in effigy.

Uh-huh. I'm gonna write that down in effigy What does that mean precisely to you mean to do? Paint this symbol and then she gives you like a symbol And she's like paying this symbol on it before you before you destroy the train Uh, make sure it's a large transport disaster and then the burning burning this in effigy Of a god that doesn't exist will create that god So as long as it's the largest mass transit disaster in history the god will be born and I will give you the rings So you're saying that you require the god to be born before you give me the rings That's what you're okay. Yes.

Got it. I got it. I think I got it. I think I can do this Okay, you just need to blow the train.

It's not that hard. Well, yeah, that was never the hard part It was all this other crap I'll give you the rings. I don't need them anymore. I mean if you don't need them.

Why don't you just give them to me now? I'll go do the thing Just do it and she just leaves That was a little rude Uh, compare starts slowly healing from the the wounds dark water starts dragging her dead body out of the sewer by her hair So they're like we're willing to work with you to do this because we're all on your side So us four can do it unless you have somebody else that you think about um, you know for blowing stuff up I think I got it. Uh, yeah, I could probably get some people in to help. I'll ask them at least I mean more heads better than She holds up compare by her hair.

She's like we really cut her up pretty bad So it's gonna take a day or two for her to you know come back to life Yeah, we got three weeks to get to the train to blow it up So you guys go where you guys gonna head do you have a base of operations? Do we have a base of operations? Uh, no, um Uh, nightshade has a hell tell room you guys can hang out in yeah, I guess so we'll go there And then I will just like ping I will drop a pin for robo no bough and have no text message after it just a drop in Okay, all right. We're gonna come back to robo no bough Uh robo no bough the the day has arrived and the place you're supposed to be at has arrived.

What do you do? What is the place? The place is a very nice bistro and with a nice outdoor seating area. Um, they serve fancy French food Oh, okay, so I'm uh, I'll enter the place.

I'll be carrying the uh, the box Uh, kind of cradling it under my arm. Um, and it's like a long thin box about the size of you'd be able to put like a crowbar or Like a short shotgun or something in it. Okay, uh, as you enter the place you notice across the room The person who has been sending you these messages it is vin the the truck of greg vin has changed its colors to a A very nice red and vin says robo. Thank you for showing up Um robo's gonna approach the table and uh open up the box and pull out a small bouquet of roses and go These are for you.

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