Villain Underground #76

and welcome to another episode of the Villanue Underground. I am HappyPuke and I am a game mustard. I am here today with four groovy boys. We have Saturday Night Fever, Phil playing Silicon Artist.

Hey. We have Electric Boogaloo, Will playing Robonobo. Dance moves. Boss, boss, boss.

We have another dance movie played by Cody and Megalodon. That was the terrible sentence. Cats don't dance? That's a dancing movie.

And we have the musical Cats, Ali, played by Updrats. I'm actually doing dirty dancing in Cats. Oh. I failed that.

I don't know. Do you want to run it again? Do you want to do it? Nope.

Nope. I don't have the technology to edit. So we're going to look at it. We got this one take every time.

One take. Alex actually records to a record to a vinyl. Every single that. Yeah, it's a bold move.

Yeah, I can edit other people's because they're all digital. But yeah, I'm straight on to wax, maybe. I believe my shit's gold. I never fucked up.

It's always. Yeah, so we are the Villanue is stronger than it is my own words. All right. So basically the villain team is tasked with creating a new God of mass transit.

Apparently, how this works is a train that is mass transit must blow up. And after that happens, a God is created. So the villains are well, mostly after after I was kind of tasked with this. And then she called up the rest of the group to assist her in blowing up the train.

There were other gods, I guess, the children of gods that they're kind of back story. Whom the other nightshade and deep water dark water. Nightshade and dark water are not children of gods. They were just kind of recruited by God.

They're supers. OK. Yeah, there's three other supers that are kind of assisting with this. Camara, who can basically never die and get some powers from the way they died previously.

And also dark water and nightshade. We don't really know their powers, except dark water is sort of water dwelling. Yeah, she controls. She's like Green Lantern, but with water and nightshade is like poison ivy.

Didn't we fight nightshade in the very beginning? Yeah, you blew up a building. She was in and also left your friend, Black Legolas in the building as well. Right.

Fuck that guy. That was like arc one. Who gives a crap? I'm like 37.

Sorry. You remember useless details. No, I wasn't making fun of you. So those three three supers are joining the villains team.

The teams are we've divided up into three different teams. One is a distraction team to distract the heroes of court star city. Those are the new paragons. And that team is Robonobo and updraft to fight a squad of four very powerful super heroes.

Yes. You sound doubtful. Just giving facts in this. No opinions.

The team that is actually destroying the chain is made up of Megalodon, Darkwater and nightshade. The current plan is to have Megalodon suplex the train. Yes. To create a god.

And then Jimmy Lamprey, my Silicon artist and Capera were tasked with stopping anybody from getting on the train from dying and dying, essentially. Capera voted no confidence in Silicon artists and Jimmy Lamprey and went off and did presumably her own thing. And then Jimmy and Silicon's plan is to just announce that they're going to do crimes to the train and hopefully get away with it. We'll see how it goes.

We're going to start with updraft from Robonobo. Where were you when you set off the C4? Within a button range, but moving quickly in a different direction. Yeah, really hiding in the woods.

Yeah. Okay. So you're near a factory. Yeah, for sure.

And you see a blue blur zip into the area. You recognize him as light speed. He's relatively famous. He's had Saturday morning cartoons and toy lines and video games, seven or eight thousand action figures.

So he runs up and he seems to have a black and white cape that jumps off of him and turns it over maiden. And they seem to be putting the trying to put the fire out. What do you do? I'm going to lean down and whisper to Robonobo.

Okay. I think they're distracted. We can go now. We can go.

Let's just go. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Make a notice roll.

Good boy. You notice that they are making very quick work of this fire. They seem to be quite professional and well organized. Like they seem like they're going to be done pretty quick, especially because one dude has super speed and the other is basically tended over fire areas and is choking them out with, you know, because no oxygen and whatnot.

So they're making real fast work of this. Can I somehow get underneath the cloak of rubber maiden and feed fire is being oxygen to the fire? You're going to try to use your air powers to feed the fires. Yes.

Fan the flames as it were. Roll to do that. Oh, they kind of failed me. Plus four.

All right. You start blowing your supernatural ears around. This definitely sets off some alarms in their heads. They're like, something's happening here for sure.

Rubber maiden tells light speed to canvas the area. Both of you make if you're trying to hide sneak rolls, please. Oh, I think I had like a really good sneeze for some reason, all of a sudden. I had a four.

I am going to use a eight point to turn into air. Okay. What plus does that give you to sneak? It just grants me invisibility.

Okay. It gives you a plus to sneak. So roll me sneak. Oh, boo and his that's a plus four with everything.

All right. So you see, you guys seem to be well hidden. He's zipping around looking for stuff. But if you guys move, he'll probably find you because he's like zooming around.

So you're kind of pinned down because he's looking for people at the moment. Rubber maiden is making quick work of the fire now. But if you move to continue to push air, you might get noticed. So what do you do?

Have we set off any of the other we set off more of the fires, right? We set off more. Right. But this is also not the full team.

We set off more than two bombs. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like we should just let this one go and maybe set it off again.

Yeah. Let's wait for them to leave. Okay. I can call in another another bomb threat.

We're just blow it up again. Well, we'll do that and then we'll blow this one up again. Yeah. Okay.

All right. So you guys are kind of pinned down while they're taking care of that. We will cut back to the other crew at the train ribbon cutting and a bell baby has stepped up on the stage. She's trying to calm everybody down because they're all kind of nervous because of the explosions of the distance.

She's a pretty smooth talker. She's pretty magnetic and charismatic. She's like everybody. It's fine.

I'm gonna save the day as they always do. But I him here to make sure that this ribbon cutting goes without a hitch and she continues to talk like that and people are kind of becoming thrilled. You know, they're kind of listening to her and calling down what do you do. So I'm gonna let her finish her speech.

The plane was never to interrupt anybody. That'd be rude. Okay. All right.

Megalodon night shade is painting the effigy that she needs to paint currently and she's like, well, none of this we're good to start blowing it up. Can I help? Okay. Cool.

All right. So you help. Yeah. And she's like, so she has enough to use.

So like you guys are like knee deep in water right now. And she's like pulling out of fire hydrants and faucets and stuff nearby. But she's pulling a bunch of water in. So she's prepping to do the work.

Silicardous, you roll a notice. Plus three. All right. You notice over on a building, there is Jimmy and he's trying to load a canister of tear gas into a tear gas launcher, which he's never used before.

And you see like a large of tear gas on top of the building. And then you're and then you're like you see the tear gas flying in the air while it's already been ignited. Like just right into your gas all across the sky. Oh, no.

Oh, God. Okay. I start pushing my way through the crowd. Excuse me.

Everyone, excuse me. Pardon me. And I will extend my neck up above the crowd and begin rotating it around quite quickly as I'm trying to scream and get everybody's attention. As you do that, Annabelle sees you and she looks over to her cache of bodyguards and she snaps twice and what looked like a big guy in kind of a hood throws his hood off and it's an ape in with a rocket pack and a laser gun and he begins to fly at you.

Oh, God. Hey, everybody, just real quick. Don't get on the train. It's going to blow up.

Not now. Not now. It's going to blow up later to prevent you from getting on the train. We fire tear gas in the air.

So watch out. Everyone's kind of like running away and kind of screaming. Good. That's what everybody should be doing.

Not getting on the train and leaving. Please continue to leave. Night shade wraps her vines around the base of the structure and dark water makes it too water so you can swim up. She's like, go do your thing, man.

All right. He's going to get out the GoPro. Make sure it's on. Make sure everything is all set and situated to go.

He's going to sort of point at himself and he's going to wait a camera. I have time. I do mean this one's for you. Why are you not recording before?

Just go with this at the time. All right. Sorry. Sorry.

And then he's going to jump into the water thing and swim upwards while grabbing the train. Okay. It's a massive train. It's one of it's like the reason there's a ribbon cutting is because it's like one of the largest mass transit projects ever.

Okay. How do you eight foot tall? Shark boy plan on lifting this thing. Train.

Well, here's the thing. They're going to need a bigger train because I'm a shark man. I have a stunt. Okay.

What's the stunt? My stunt is they're going to need a bigger blank. Oh, okay. As long as I'm dealing with inanimate objects, I get to add burglary to my physique.

Jesus Christ. Okay. I based all of my stunts off of weird movie quotes from like monster movies or shark movies. So with that, I have a plus eight already.

As your baser is that with a role? No, that's with my base. My physique is a plus five. Oh my God.

Jesus Christ. Okay. Well, I guess make a role. Well, that's a plus one.

So I get a nine. All right. Well, that's some like top tier level fucking roles. Can I spend a fake point?

Sure to get what a plus two to it or are you going to get a plus two or you're rerolling? No, I'd like a plus two. Okay. All right.

So you got a 11. All right. You you grab the train and you're lifting it off the tracks astonishingly. They didn't expect you to do that.

So Congress, you also didn't expect that to happen. Oh, shit. Okay. Because because there's a lot of people near the platform and no matter where that trains lands, a lot of people are probably going to get hit by it.

So people are like like scurrying and trampling each other to get out. And as that happens, April, mega fires some laser shots at you and he gets a five. Me. Why?

Yes. Because you just scream in the middle of it. Well, because actually Annabel pointed at you. That's why.

Yeah. So that's a minus one. So I got a three. So I take two damage.

Correct. Yeah. From laser blasts. So I'm going to go to you first.

Oh, perfect. Okay. Well, that really sucks that I'm going to shot by a ape with a laser. I'm going to I want to do like a dexterity to just move out of kind of his effective range.

I know he has a laser pistol, but still. I'm going to try to help and get people away from the platform by like, you know, making like a giant shepherd, took out of my arm and kind of moving them away. All right. All right.

So what are you going to roll to push people away with the shepherd's hook? Let's use dexterity. All right. Go for it.

Wash plus four plus four. Okay. You're able to scoop a bunch of people away. Perfect.

All right. Is that all you're doing is trying to move out of his range and scoop people away? Yeah. All right.

As you're lifting the train of the air, Megalind on dark water is she's like using the water. She she grabbed to like slosh around at the base and she's like weakening the whole platform structure basically as is night shade. Jimmy, out of the there's like a big billowing thing of tear gas on top of a building. You just hear and like there's cancer to tear gas flying in random directions.

And they're all lit. They're all like they're just your guests spraying over the entire area. And we're going to go back to Megalodon. All right.

You're up in the air. You have the train. How many spins can I do? No.

Uh, roll your dice. Okay. Yeah, make an athletics roll. I can't.

Okay. Uh, negative three. No. Do you do not have athletics at all?

Nope. Do you want to try to reroll it? I would at least love to use a big point for that one. Well, plus one.

You're able to do one flip under the water. He's just like, this is awesome. You're able to flip the train onto its back. Next turn is going to crash down.

So all right. I'm ready. April, mega is flying at you at a great speed because of his jetpack and he has a baton that he tries to hit you with. Silicon artist.

He gets a three. I get a three as well. All right. So he misses you.

As he narrowly misses you, you notice that it's not a normal baton. It seems to have like a little spike on it and then in like the handle seems to be hollow. Huh? You don't know what it is.

It's got a spike on the end of the baton and like the handle is hollow. Okay. Uh, it's your turn. Silicon artist.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh, no.

Liquid's filling empty space gang. Oh, Zoinks. Okay. Oh, Scoob.

Okay. Oh, Scoob. Okay. Um, how many people are left on the platform?

It was a pretty busy event. I mean, they're starting to thin out, but there are still some left. You'd guess probably like a hundred or two. Oh, so many.

Okay. I am going to shoot my arm up into the air. Begin. I'm going to use a stunt of whirling dervish, which gives me plus two to a fight.

I'm going to like begin making like a vacuum cleaner esque thing where I like spend my arm real quick and I want to suck down some of that tear gas and I want to shoot it at a omega. All right. Go for it. Hell yeah.

Plus four. He takes some damage from the tear gas he coughs a bit. He seems not happy about that. Yeah.

He's crying about it. Dark water and nightshader doing stuff behind the scenes. You know, I can see them because they're under the trains area. Jimmy does something that nobody sees and Megalodon, you're coming down with a train.

Would you like to roll your big role for damage to the train? Can I also make sure it's moved away from the platform? Like you're trying to aim it. Yeah.

Like onto the tracks. I want it to be away from the people. Yeah. You mentioned before if it goes straight down, they might hit some people.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Go for it. So I guess make two rolls, make one roll your big roll for damage and then make either a fight or a shoot for Amy.

Oh, God. Oh, no, I'm going to spend my last fake point on this to not have a four on my roll. Okay. Got a seven.

So you got a big minus to it. I got a big minus one. Okay. All right.

So you got a seven to do damage. Okay. Now roll either fight or a shoot to aim it. Oh, that's actually a three.

All right. You're able to aim it pretty well and it comes crashing down. It starts to crack. It's big.

So like as you hit the ground like the part of the train, you grabbed at the ground and the rest of it's kind of falling behind on your next turn. It will crash down to the ground because it takes it because it's big and it takes a turn. But you crash the part you grabbed to the ground. Can I pose?

Yeah. Okay. The rest of it is you know, you probably realize that this is probably going to be an explosion right next to you. Okay.

He's just going to pose. You don't care. April mega seems stunned by this year. Guess for a second.

So this turn is going to tap his helmet twice and like a mask is going to shoot down over his face and then like kind of from his helmet. There's got like goggles and a gas mask kind of appears around his head. And that's what he does for his turn. Silicon artist is your turn.

All right. I'm going to get some distance here. So I'm going to silly stretch my way under the train that's in the air because I can see it's coming down and I want to get like on the other side of it. Okay.

So you're going to like try to jump the train. Yeah, kind of tracks. Yeah. Jump the tracks, but it's a crashing train and not a driving train.

Okay. All right. So what are you going to roll for that? I assume just dexterity, right?

Yeah. That works. Plus six. All right.

You're able to jump the tracks as it's coming down to get on the other side of it. Oh shit. Forget this. Eight has a jet pack.

It's so much time. Yeah. Go on. Shit.

Darkwater, Nightshade and Jimmy are all out of eye shots and what they're doing. Megalodon. What do you do as this train is crashing down? So there's this train crashing down.

As I look around, can I see Silicon artists kind of having some issues over there? Yes. Like the train is crashing to the ground from the air and he jumped between the tracks and the crashing train to get on the other side of it. I get them posing and I walk over the side of the train and I see Silicon.

I start waving to him. Hey, Silicon. Look, I did it. That's really cool, Megalodon.

Here's the thing. There's an eight trying to kill me. That doesn't seem very good. It's not.

Can you help me? Yeah. Hold on. I'm good with that.

Okay. Can I just walk over to Silicon artists on my turn? Sure. The train comes crashing down and there's a massive explosion.

It knocks everybody back. So as you start walking, you're pushed away with a big explosion. As the train comes crashing down, train parts go flying away. You guys were incredibly too close to it.

Oh, fuck. I forgot about the train. It comes crashing down. It's the explosion parts go flying.

But before they get too far, they kind of stop and then start to come back together and like tires and cars from nearby start flying into the center as well and something is forming. So like the debris only flew out so far before it starts collapsing in the center. Oh, it's our new truck God being formed. Oh.

Hey, Silicon. I have to do this again. It seems to be putting this stuff back together. The trains do that nowadays?

No, that's not a future thing. Oh, is using his turn to climb out of the rubble he was shot into from the explosion? Silicon artist and Megalodon, you're on the other side of the train. You have a little bit of distance and you can try to get away or you can stay and try to fight him whenever you choose to do.

Hey, so where's Jimmy at? Jimmy's up there and I point to the last time I saw Jimmy, which was on the edge of a building raining tear gas upon us. Oh, that Jimmy. He's a beautiful man.

All right. Well, I'm gonna go get Jimmy. You work. I guess clean up he and talk to you a friend.

You're being very nonchalant about all this. Uh, geez. Look, I mean, we did what we got to do. So now we go home.

Yeah, but shouldn't we help with kind of the relief effort of like anybody that's maybe caught in rubble, you're big and strong. I mean, I, well, that's true. But I'm in the moment when probably right now is Jimmy. I mean, wait, I'll go get Jimmy.

How about this? I'll go get Jimmy and I'll bring him back here. He's a boss now. He's like me.

It'll be great. Jimmy, maybe back down here and we'll be in fishing people out. All right. So Silicon artist is your turn.

What are you doing? Got some fighting, April, mega. I can get your stay and I find him. Yep.

I'm going to be the bigger person and try to find other people in the rubble and help them out while dodging a bo-makas attacks. Okay. All right. So I guess roll, what are you going to roll to try to find people in the rubble?

I think notice. Okay. Give me a notice. Oh, shit.

Negative one. You don't see anybody in the rubble. Oh, well, that's kind of pointless, I guess. Uh, Megalodon, you get to the top of the, you jump up to the top of the building where Jimmy was, um, you notice that there's a, uh, a canister launcher and a few empty cancers of tear gas that he accidentally opened on himself, but there's no Jimmy here.

He's just going to call out, hey, Jimmy. Hey, good job with the, uh, with the tubes, you know, you get no reply. Hey, Jimmy, uh, look down. Is there a phone anywhere nearby?

Is there anything? Nope. Phone's gone. Yeah.

Go downstairs in the building. Maybe go to the nearest bathroom. See if Jimmy's in the crying. Nope.

It's empty bathroom. The whole area is kind of evacuated because people were running away, but he's just going to be walking around screaming. Hey, Jimmy. You get no room.

Hey, buddy. Is that how you're doing? He's going to go down to the street level. We're asking her.

I'd be like, Hey, listen, I'm a shucker. Everyone's running away from the calamity. What? I just lost my little man.

I'm just trying to. I've lost my beautiful book. Then he's going to go to his knees crying. Okay.

Megalodon is crying in the streets above where the train exploded. All the parts are collecting and it seems to be forming like a 40 foot tall being made of car parts and train parts. Kind of looks like a transformer, I guess. Uh, a really huge, huge transformer.

That's just kind of floating there now. Apomega flies at Silicon Arson tries to hit you with the stick again. And he gets a four. All right.

Looks dirty. Dodge. Yeah. Seven.

All right. You know, it's a fight. So you have to roll fight. It's the same score anyway.

Sorry. Oh, okay. Cool. All right.

So cool. You you dodged the you dodged the blue. It is your turn now. Don't see anybody there.

I'm going to try to disarm him. I'm not going to stick away. All right. I can do that.

Basically, I want to kind of wrap his arm up in my arm. I want to like spiral epic kind of like a tentacle. And kind of just squeeze it until it, you know, he pops. Let's go with the hand.

Okay. All right. So roll to try to disarm him. So wash on that.

I'm going to spend a fake point to add two to my role. So I mix it as six. Okay. He rolls to try to keep.

No, you are able to take the baton away from him. Excuse me, sir. Can you please stop doing this? The train's already the train's already destroyed.

I'm I would like to go home. You get no reply from him. Megalodon. What are you doing?

All right. So no Jimmy around. No one's helping him out. So he's is there a local like.

What's our Apple reference? Is it like I pair? He's going to go to a local I pair store and see if he can ask one of them to find Jimmy's phone. Okay.

The ones nearby are kind of deserted. So you have to go you have to get out of this area to go do that. You know what? He's going to go back to the transformer.

He's can he can he run up to the transformer? You can if you like. Yeah, he's going to run up to the transformer. Just be like excuse me.

It's like kind of looking at its hands because it's like recently born, but it looks down at you. Hi. How far did my little my my Jimmy? You were a train and I put you in the ground.

It's called a suplex. It's a wrestling. You should probably watch it. It's pretty good.

But I'm missing my Jimmy and you seem to be the tallest thing around. Can you see a man kind of bald up top? You're very big. It kind of looks around.

It doesn't seem to be really paying much attention to what you're saying. Okay. Yeah. I guess cool.

Whatever. We just had a bottom moment. I guess it's going to go back to Silicon artist is going to walk back over to Silicon artist. Okay.

So looking artists is tangling with a monkey in a jet pack right now. We're going to cut back over to updraft and robo-noble. They have seemed to put out the fire at the facility. Lightspeed is like, I can't find anybody here.

And then it means like, did you actually check? Did you actually look or are you just? She's like, yes, yes, I actually looked. I was looking the whole time.

She's like, okay, as long as you actually looked, let's go see how the others are doing. And she turns into a beanie hat and jumps on his head and they run away. Did like, could we hear the train blowing up from where we are? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It was a calamity. So I'm going to look at robo and be like, so I think they did the whole train thing. We could still blow this factory up again just because we can and then just go.

Yeah. Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Let me do this first.

And so I'm actually, would I have to spend a big point or how would I be able to produce some grease to really grease up the ground around the building before we do this? You don't have to spend some time. You could produce some grease. Yeah, I want to do that.

I want to set up a booby trap. All right. And as you're doing that, I'm trying to do what he's setting up this booby trap. I will be getting the C4 that he's been stockpiling and setting it up in the factory again.

As you're doing that, Orion shows up and she's like, well, you did your part. Yes. I'm a god of my word. She tosses 10 rings to the ground.

I'm like, I don't need them anymore. I've already absorbed what I need to. I will rush over and scoop them all up and hug them like small children. They're my babies.

Five of them feel really good. The other five make you feel like real shit. I will put those in a bag that I find somewhere. So you just kind of just on the ground.

Yeah, like the five that you don't like, they're making you physically nauseous to be around. Oh, these are not the best things that I like. These that not. Oh, God.

Can I just? What do I do with these? I have them. What do I do with them?

I didn't ask that question. I'm going to find a bag to stuff the five that I don't like in and the other five I'm going to put on the fingers. All right. So you have all 10 of those.

Are you still planning on blowing up this factory again? Yeah. Okay, so you set up blowing up the factory yet again. You do that back at the area that all of the civilians seem to have been have fled the area.

Abel mega you took his thing away, but he he pulls out his laser pistol and tries to shoot you. He gets a five. I got a four. So he gives you a big old shoe.

You see an Asian man in a nice suit and glasses. He's walking towards you and able to make a fighting and he's like, Steven, you could have just made this easy and he pulls out a similar baton that able mega had an extensive. Do I know this person? No, you don't recognize him.

Pardon me. Who are you? My name is henchman. Real original makes sense.

And he multiplies a couple of times. So now there's six of them. Do they all have batons? Yes, they all do.

Jesus Christ. Oh, okay. Bye Megalodon and run away. I'm going to unravel my arm and I'm going to like run as fast as I can.

Yeah, as you start running, you hear henchman he shouts after you. He's like, now that we're no you're out there, Steven, you can run, but you're not going to be able to hide. You're all right. So you run away.

You're there staring up at the truck being. Oh, what do you do? And I see some kind of artist running away. Yeah.

All right. I look around his nightshader, deep water, dark water, whatever your name anywhere around. Dark water? No, she's not there.

Same thing with nightshade. Yep, they're not there. So he's by himself. There's no one else around.

J is not there. There is there is a mega girl in a jetpack and there is henchman a multiple guy who's multiplied a bunch of times. And as kind of a sort of a running away from them. They're still closer to you.

They're kind of giving chase to the cars, but Suckarners is making headway. So no, I feel like they have a bad bad forte with them. Can I go back to the car? Yeah, like, yeah, you can go there.

Yeah, he's just going to slowly start walking back to the car. Okay. As you're going back to the car, Orion flies up to the new truck being and says, you're with us and they fly away. Oh, that's sweet.

That's very kind. It's very touching. Yeah, sure. It's just like two people, you know, getting together.

All right. So Suckarners, you run away. You're able to get away from them and Megalodon, you are able to walk to the, or go to the hotel or to your car. He's going back to the car.

Wherever the put the car. It was parked at the hotel. Okay. Well, then he's going to walk back to the hotel.

Okay. Suckarners, where are you headed? I'm going to begin running back to lapis harbor. All the way back.

Yes. Okay. All right. You're, uh, you're running quite far.

The fighter flight is really going. All right. You run. You run really far.

Okay. Upcraft and robinobo. You set up yet another explosion at this factory that's already pretty damaged. Are you actually blowing it up again?

Yeah. All right. You blow up the factory again. Are you, are you staying around this time?

No. Yeah. Right at the road before like set the charges, put a time around and leave. All right.

Okay. You are running away. Well, we'll fast forward a little bit. Everybody got away.

Where are updraft and robinobo going back to the Airbnb? Yeah. Okay. They still have food in the kitchen.

Yeah, we got to finish the cake. Okay. Yeah. There's a lot of cake.