Villain Underground #77

Olah and welcome to another episode of La Villains duh undergroundo. Um, that is terrible Spanish. I took one Spanish course forever ago and it was right after a good French course. So I can't speak either at all.

We, but we have three amigos here today. We have Martin Short Will playing Robo-Nobo. Hello. I can think of a goof.

I'm like, what's a mine short movie. I was going to say something from Clifford or like screech. Those are Martin Short movies. We have Steve Martin Phil playing Silicon artist.

So is that mean? There's one weird movie where Will is my son or adopted son? We're like, what's the? He loves dinosaurs in that.

That's not preferred, right? Oh, it's Clifford. Okay. That wasn't Steve Martin.

Who was it? Oh, God, who was the guy in Clifford? No, Justin. Look at Bill Paxton.

It was not Bill Paxton. Little Oozy Vert. Was it a little Oozy Vert? Was he the dad?

Yeah. And we have our Chevy Chase alley playing off draft. Hello. Sorry, Elle.

Survey says Chevy Chase has become a huge asshole. I mean, I knew I was a huge asshole, but out. Specifically, I just mean in general in the real life, I'm sorry. You got Chevy Chase because I couldn't think of the third person.

I had actually just look it up and I was like, Oh, Chevy Chase, I should have started this at all. This is a real bad move. Saddle the alley with a bad one. Yeah.

Sorry. Did you ever hear how like why he quit community? Because he couldn't get along with anybody and he was just a huge piece of shit on the set. I did not hear that, but I am not surprised.

Apparently he's been that way on like every production. From like the beginning of his career. That's really, really. Like, why does he have such a long and lustrous career?

He's such a prick. Well, I was like, yeah, fair, you know, sort of related to your intro. For Christmas, we got my parents tickets to see the Chevy Chase Martin short stage production thing. Yeah.

It's like something that tells about that. They were like, yeah, they just kind of talk. And you just got up on stage and talk to us for a couple of hours. So you don't want to see Steve Martin because he like plays me and Joe and does other cool shit, but I don't think I can listen to Chevy Chase speak.

But that was Martin Short. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I got it.

That sounds actually. Yeah. I only know who one of these three people are. So I love Martin Short.

Martin Short did Jiminy Glick, didn't he? Yes. Yeah. He was Jimmy Glick is one of the most brilliant fucking characters in the whole world.

All right. So so now our podcast has become the Martin Short appreciation hour. Fuck you Chevy Chase hour and apparently a billet to Steve Martin, who I've always loved, but. But all right.

So we hear a villain underground. It's a real play, a fake base podcast center grounds and bad boys and S.H. You universe can I go with everything else on the street? Would someone like to tell me what happened on the last sexy episode of the villaining underground?

I can do it. Yeah. I haven't done it in a while. So last time Megalodon, Zooplex to train, which created a new God, which was kind of the whole plot.

Like that was the whole plan. That was what we were trying to do. Meanwhile, while Megalodon was do flexing a train and a Silicon artist was loudly telling the entire crowd that we were doing crimes. Robo no Bo and updraft were away blowing up factories to distract the town's heroes, which worked sort of anyway.

So train got blown up. New God got made updraft got the rings that she wanted to get that Orion Promisor. And then we all went back home. Yeah.

Well, there was a cliffhanger too. Yeah, the very ending there was at the Oceanic dark leads showed up and started stabbing mob bosses. Ah, yes. And I think everybody kind of split up updraft was heading out of town to like following where the rings were telling her to go.

Yes. Robo no Bo flew back to the Congo to visit his family and Silicon artist was setting up some charity stuff, right? Doing charity parties and whatnot. I think it was running for my problems because the dudes with sticks like showed up.

Right. Yeah. But you ran all the way back to to lay puss harbor. So you know, yeah, but like when you were in lay puss harbor, you started doing charity stuff again, I think or like kind of curse here.

Okay. So what we're going to do is we're going to start out with Robo no Bo in the Congo. You've been in the Congo for a little bit visiting and a lot of your old relatives, all the girls and monkeys that are living in the deep force of the Congo have been telling you about this guy who's been protecting the force and slightly. And they say that he comes around sometimes, you know, like in the speak, they can speak because they're not as highly evolved as you were a noble, but they do communicate with you that this person has been protecting the Congo and the tribe lately while you've been gone.

Yeah. Who is this guy? His name, Dr. Simean Warlock.

That doesn't sound ominous at all. I bet he's a great guy. He is an embric guy. You good.

Oh, wait, well done. Um, a game mustard, which, which one of my relatives are still alive, like of my immediate family. I can't remember. All of the ones that got roboted, you ate at one point.

These ones are the ones that were still free, free primates in the jungles of the Congo. So these ones didn't really have names unless you had given the names at some point. Did my whole, uh, did my whole family, like, like parents, brothers and sisters get murdered? I can't, I can't recall.

Yeah. Yeah, mostly. I'm going to say you have like a cousin left of your immediate direct family. But then all the rest are just kind of part of your part of the, uh, the old tribe.

You're staying out with like semi smart primates who are like just a bit smarter than normal primates, but not quite as smart as humans. Have you seen my aunt Fran around anywhere? No, she's been gone a long time. She's away.

Well, how about my cousin, Bethany? Yeah, she visits every now and again, but she got kicked down south and, you know, it keeps her pretty busy. She got, she got engaged and he took her out. You know, she's, she's one of those people that when they get in a relationship, they just kind of disappear into it and then don't call their family.

You know, I live here anymore. See, this is every time I come home to visit. I just feel like I'm not from here anymore. I can't wait to get back home to the lab in S What does that really mean to you?

And I mean, you know, my wife took the kids and you never see them. I heard $15 an hour. That's pretty good these days. Yeah, I guess so.

I just can't hit a skateboard, but man, I want to move away. But at least you got out. OK, well, I'm going to go. It's about the old neighborhood.

All right. He's swinged by the old neighborhood, which is just a part of the jungle. He's in the distance, like a really tall tower. It's kind of made out of Bramble and trees, kind of meet the Robinson situation, but like kind of a tall tower.

It's not in your old neighborhood, but it's near your old. I don't recognize this. No, you do not. OK, I'm going to head to the tower and go check it out.

All right. You head to the tower and there's a relatively fancy sign out front and it says Dr. Simeon Warlock on it. This must be the guy.

Is there a gate or something? The door is wide open. There's no door on it. It's just wide open steps all the way up.

OK, it's a pretty thin tower. It's kind of like a what you what some of the games might call a wizard tower or a major tower or whatever. So it's just like a tall structure that you just go to the top. It's like a couple of rooms at the top of a long spire.

All spire. OK, I'm going to cautiously approach the spire and see if I can make my way inside. All right. Yeah, you make your way inside quite easily.

Are you going to head all the way to the top? I mean, it's just basically a stairwell, right? Like a spiral staircase that goes up the top. Yeah, yes.

I mean, there's nothing else to do. I'm just going to continue up there. See what I can find. When you get to the top, you see a chimpanzee in a really nice outfit and a big cloak.

He has a medallion around his neck and he's reading a book and he looks at you. He's like, oh, my good man. You must be the robot Benobo effort about going to do a double take. Is he enhanced?

Does he have robotic parts or no? Not at all. He just looks like a chimpanzee and he's speaking very, very good English. How are you able to speak English?

Oh, good boy. So Donald, tell you my entire story. And he leaves you to a table. We're going to cut back over to Silicon artists.

What are you, what are you, what's Silicon artists up to in the labor? So back at the lap is Harbor. I think Silicon artists, you know, seeing Annabelle babies henchmen come after him. It means it's time to lay a little bit low, but still got charity work to do.

So I think I've donned one of my many disguises. OK, and I've gone to do some charity work at the local soup kitchen. OK, on your way to the soup kitchen, um, roll me a notice. Oh, yeah.

Roll and dice. Absolutely. It's too. All right.

With a two, you as you're walking down the street from the back of a dark alley, you hear a haggard coughing. Is it like interesting coughing or is it just hacked? It sounds it sounds like a pathetic end of life coughing almost. Well, you know, being charitable, I will go investigate and see if I can offer maybe a tissue or offer to buy them some cold medicine from the local pharmacy.

Or you go into the depths of the dark alley. You see a an older woman wearing kind of ragged clothing, skin and bones laying on the concrete, kind of coughing up blood. She seems almost not there, like almost on the brink of losing consciousness. Oh, oh, ma'am.

Uh, here. Here, let me, let me call the name of your own story. Please just say, don't I? Hold on.

She looks up, you're just like, I can't no hospitals, please. What do you mean, no hospitals? You're clearly dying. I know I may look very handsome, but I am not a doctor.

That is not a trait exclusively for doctors. I can't, I can't go back to prison. Can you please just let me die? No, see, that's that's not something that you do around here.

You save everybody that needs saving. You need saving. You put me in prison. I can't please.

I'm going to pick her up and start carrying her to a hospital. Okay. She's the entire way. She's like, please, turn me in.

I can't go back. It's fine. I'm sure you didn't do anything wrong. Probably just the wrong place at the wrong time and you were not a criminal.

He'll be totally fine and we'll get you saved. And then hopefully it will get you out of jail. They'll kill me in there, please. Do you know what a hospital is?

I don't mean to be insulting. Yes, I don't. Yes, I know what a hospital is. Hospitals are where they save you.

Yeah, but they'll also do a background check and they'll see who I am and they'll be back in prison. And then the people here are going to kill me. They've wanted me for so long. I've been hiding on the streets, please.

So your name is Jane Doe. That's better. Yes. Say you have amnesia.

That's what I've done a few times. That's not how DNA tests work. Please wait. They're a DNA every time I go to the hospital.

Probably if you need surgery. Oh, that's standard. What hospital have you been going to? I haven't been.

I'm scared to go to the hospital. It's what I'm saying to you, please. Just have all these misconceptions about what a hospital does. I think you're actually going to be totally fine.

I think you're going to actually probably enjoy quite a bit of it. He's like, you're going to continue carrying her to the hospital. Absolutely. Who's skin are you wearing, Phil?

I mean, the skin's still the same. I think what do I look like right now? I look like I can't even think of the actor's name. I want to look like Chevy Chase.

No, but Chevy Chase. It looks like he's wearing a weird porcelain mask all the time. Chevy Chase. Like nowadays, it's just like kind of just sits there.

It's like, it's their face under that face. He's his own animal like their. Yeah, exactly. Dax Shepherd.

I look like that Shepherd right now. No. Yeah. I need to do a Googling.

Not as tall as Dax Shepherd, but still kind of that maybe like hippie-ish, you know, so cow. So cow-dude looking. You know, I mean, I am in a port city after all. OK, so you continue carrying her to the hospital.

She continues to beg to not she's like, can you just take anywhere else, please? Well, like I told you earlier, I am not a doctor. I don't know how to save lives in the traditional sense. I have saved many of lives through my charitable works, such as when I'm doing right now.

OK, so you can do the carriage to the hospital, like ignoring her, please. Look, ma'am, I'm sure that I know better for you than you do. All right. You you reach the hospital.

I go into like the emergency room. There's a bunch of nurses and doctors around as per hospitals. Excuse me. Can someone help me?

The lady at the desk is like, what's the emergency? What? Should be so cavalier about this. I mean, clearly this woman is dying.

You pull 18 hour days. You can tell me not to be cavalier. What do you need? What's the emergency?

This woman is dying. I don't see any major wounds. Take a number. I'm sorry.

Take a number. Yeah, we're really booked that. Doctors only have so much time. So if she's not dying right this second, it looks like she's still breathing, you know, come back up when she stops.

Pardon me. I'm going to set you down real gently on the floor and I'll make it right. I got to once set her down. And then it's like the nurse behind like plexiglass or something like that.

She's not behind plexiglass. No, OK, it's an open reception. I'm going to get up like real close, like over kind of like go over the counter. You're like, I need you to help her.

Sir, one thing I'm a reception person. Yes. If you'd like to take a number, no, help her when her number comes up. What's the next number to be called?

The next number to be called. She looks at the thing. It's like, I looks like a number 64 is going to be called. Look at that.

She's number 64. Can I see your take at least here and I will make my pinky into like, actually, I'm just going to make it like in my palm. I'm going to make it look like the like a ticket. I've never seen the tickets, but I'm going to make a general ticket.

This is 64 on it. A period in my palm. See, 64, which look at that. What the look at it is strange because that gentleman also has a 64 and his ticket looks a lot more like the tickets we give.

What a coincidence. Looks like you'll have to sort of spoke out later. If you want service, OK, you know what? Here's the thing.

Give me your insurance card. Your name, your address credit card. And we'll see if we can help you. My name is John Doe and my wife Jane Doe is in serious condition.

We don't have time to deal with insurance. She's dying. Well, if your insurance is a cover, we're not going to help. You know, fine.

I can see that I'm going to be stonewalled by a procession. Good day. And I pick her up and then I gently, of course, and then I act like I'm going to leave, but I'm going into the emergency room, like, I'm going to ask her, storming off more. So you like stormy into the actual hospital proper?

Yeah. OK. All right. You kind of stormy.

It's kind of a hustle, bustle. So like, no one really stops you because a lot of people are coming and going. Sure. And you, because you're so determined, it seems like you know where you're supposed to be going.

So no one really stops you. Where do you head when you get in there? I want to find the nearest empty bed. All right.

You're able to find an empty bed. OK, perfect. So I kind of put her in the room and be like, OK, sort it. Just don't give them any of your real information.

And then I hit like the code blue button on the door or like in the room. And I walk out as you turn to walk out the door slams in front of you. And the room kind of starts filling with light. Oh, no, it's somebody who's super.

Why are there so many people with superpowers on this one? Like it's just it's turned back around. You turn back around and see the lady is gone, but standing in the room is a Chinese woman. She has what looks like a thousand arms, 11 heads and one thousand eyes.

She is very strangely. She's got like a bunch of arms kind of fanning out from her back, kind of swaying and moving and you feel like a huge wave of emotion kind of hit you as you look at her. Good emotions. Yeah, kind of a little bit kind of like that that willing you get when someone has wrong, do you say sorry?

You know what I mean? Ooh, that's a good feeling. Yeah. So like someone that's really pissed you off, says sorry to you and they mean it like that kind of feeling you get that like overwhelmingly.

Hmm. OK, that's interesting. Well, you look better. Hello, Silicon artist.

Hi, are you going to kill me? No, I'm here to recruit you. Oh, what? My name is Guajin.

Guajin. I got a submercy. Oh, I'm still giving us redemption. I know you still like an artist.

You had a rough path. Yeah. No, one can say that. It's been that it's one.

It's one you continue to travel. Wait, always going to be this bad? Not I believe in redemption. OK, that's why I'm choosing you to be my herald.

That's very cool. And I have a gift of a soap on you. Is it a hospital bill? Because like I told you, just don't give them real information.

No, it's not a hospital bill. It's the gift of knowledge. You desire to do good things and I believe that you can change and I believe that you will continue changing. You will make mistakes, but I will forgive you.

She reaches out and touches your forehead and she says, now you may hear the cries of all that suffer. I will call it. I will call upon you again, Silicon artist, continue down the path. And then she vanishes.

She vanishes the light starts to fade from the room. And slowly this chorus of voices start to fill your head because you're the hospital of people's pains and suffering from all around you. It's not overwhelming. You can definitely well miss.

It's just you. You have now you have like this radar of all of the people around you and they're suffering. What the hell? Well, we're going to cut over to updraft.

Up draft. So you were were you leaving town? Where were you going? What were you doing?

I think I was leaving town following where the ring like the ring that was telling me to go to the closest place. It wasn't the closest place, but it was the strongest place. So like the ones were kind of hard to find, but this one was like, you definitely knew where you were going for this one. OK.

And it's in Steel City. So it's a little bit across the country. How are you getting there? Can I just fly?

Yeah, that's pretty quick. You fly pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah, sure.

OK. Yes. All right. So you fly pretty quick.

You make it to Steel City pretty fast and the ring kind of leads you to an apartment. I will slip under the door of the apartment. You slip under the door of the apartment. There seems to be like a 35 to 36 year old African American man cooking eggs.

Is he the only one in the apartment? Yes. OK. So I'm going to turn into a solid person rather than air.

And I'm just going to stand behind this guy and go, hey, he turns around. You see that he's had some combat training because he with his pan and the spatula, he has takes a combat stance, like a defensive combat stance to prepare for attack that you might love you against him. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not here to like hurt you or anything. Chill.

Why are you breaking into my apartment? Because listen, I was sent by Gaia more or less. I have this ring that she wants you to have apparently. So can you just take this so I can go about a merry way?

What? Why would she give me the ring back? I don't know. I don't ask questions.

I just do what she tells me. But what if I what if I don't want the ring back? What do you mean you don't want the ring back? Gaia changed my life.

And I guess I betrayed her. She why would she want me back? I don't understand. Listen, Gaia is weirdly forgiving sometimes.

So maybe like you just did something like you saved a squirrel. I don't know, but she thought you were redeemable. Look, she picked me out of my village when I was mere teenager, sent me across the world fighting criminals and industrialists and murderers with only a ring and the only ability to crack the ground and throw rocks. I developed the skill to use it.

And when she kept telling me to summon him, I I stopped. I couldn't do it anymore. I can't work for her anymore. I can't do her bidding.

Wait, summon who? Admiral Earth. Admiral. Oh.

Look, I don't know if I want the ring anymore. It's too much. In look, for years I used it to help the world. I was on the Union of Heroes.

I protected the planet. But then I was attacked in a hotel and the ring was stolen from me by some child and a monkey and some guy in a wheelchair. It was very fast. I was upset when they stole the ring from me at first, but I've grown to appreciate my freedom.

Look, I get it. You don't want the ring. The problem is the ring wants you and my orders are to follow the rings, say. So you're going to force the ring on to me?

I mean, I'm not going to force you to wear it. I'm just going to give it to you. We both know that these rings have a way of finding their way back. So if you throw it out the window, I'm going to know.

But why does Gaia want me? I'm not going to help summon him again. I'm not going to go out with combiner powers. I'm not going to summon Admiral Earth ever.

OK, that's what she really wants. He is a madman. He's going to level cities and bring around the apocalypse, basically, tear down all industry. What's I don't see the problem with any of that?

There's people in the city. People I care about very much. They do the wrong thing. Yes, but I am not going to be complicit in the destruction of modern society.

So then don't be used the ring and use it to help humans. I guess if that's what you want to do. Who are you? Why are you here?

Who I am is not important. Just I'm the servant of Gaia. That's all that you need to know. Well, you want me to become one as well.

So it only matters. It only serves to matter that we know each other. Ugh, fine. I'm updraft if you have to know.

OK, I'm not fond of taking it, you know, but it's addictive. Well, then stick it in a freaking drawer. I don't the ring is telling me to give it to you. That is my job.

So what you do after I give it to you is not my concern at the moment. If you pitch it out the window, though, it might become my concern. And then I won't be quite so nice. Give me the ring.

Well, hand him the ring. He holds it as 15. He's like, I can't believe you brought this back into my life. Like I said, I don't care what you do with it.

With it from here, just throw it in a box somewhere. Don't lose the box. Throw in a box. You know, I can hear it.

It's not going to be set. You're rooting my life again. Ruining, listen, change makes things seem like they're ruined, but they're really not. And are you giving them back to all of the old crew?

Because some of them are dead. Some flat and lady killed most of them. I am following what the rings tell me. So you were the strongest signal.

I just followed it to you. Oh, she wants me back. This is ridiculous. Wasn't it taken up with Gaia?

I'm not going back to that island. You spend at the island? Yes. She had a very bizarrely futuristic shift that she would fly us around on.

And we went to an island. It was very strange. Those were the worst years of my life. I can't believe you've been to the island.

She won't let me go to the island. Well, maybe that's a sign that this person isn't very logical. And you shouldn't be following what they say. I kind of have to.

Well, I took the ring. Is there anything else you need for me? Nope, nope. That's pretty much it.

How fun with breakfast? Are you eating breakfast? Is that eggs? It was eggs until you started me another on the floor.

Oh, sorry. Do you want eggs? You want me to cook you eggs? I don't eat, but thanks.

I appreciate the sentiment. Oh, fucking elementals. I just expected whatever. Just please leave my home.

OK, I'm out. I'm going to slip back out underneath the door. You slip back out from underneath the door. Where are you headed now?

Are any of the other signals on the ring strong at all? Are any of them pointing a specific direction? Yeah, the heart ring is pointing in the direction, but it's a little bit far away. I mean, I got where Guy takes me, damn hard.

Guy takes me. All right, roll me a notice. At one. OK, you start heading in a direction.

It takes you a little bit of flying. We're going to cut back to Robot Novo. This very proper simian has sat you down at a table, and he has served an early grade tea. He's like, do you want any milk in it?

Scavo. Biscuits, trumpets? What would you like, sir? Yeah, I would like some biscuits and gravy, please.

Ha, not that kind of biscuit, sir. I have cookies, as you might call them. OK, I'll take some of those. Why don't you just call that cookies?

Well, you know, accents and whatnot. So what was your question, Mr. Robot Benobo? What are you doing here in town?

What is all this? And how did you learn to talk? I was born and raised here in the jungle. And one day, a medallion and a book fell from the sky.

And I began to read with one of my best forest friends. And we both learned a bit of magic. And it kind of snowballed from there. He learned significantly less magic.

And he's kind of bent on getting my book, which is an issue that I'm having. If, sir, you would be willing to help me. Well, I guess I could. I mean, who were you aligned with?

I'm aligned with the Congo. I'm here to pack the forest and the creatures within. OK, I mean, I'm originally from the Congo, but I rage with the Quage now. OK, that's fine.

I understand where you're coming from. I don't because I don't know what those words mean. I understand that you are a friend of the Congo. So the thing is, I haven't been able to really get past his defenses.

He's been living in a swamp nearby. And he also he often sends creatures he summons to attack the local tribes of the Simmians and whatnot. I think it's quite improper if you ask me. But he has a protection spell that I can't seem to get past.

OK, I'll see what I can do. And then I'm going to throw up a dab and then go to shake his hand in an overly complicated manner. He tries to keep up with your internet hand shaking. He's like, well, I think quite on all of that.

But yes, if you would be willing to at least do a scouting mission for me in the swamp, I would be greatly appreciative. He can always sense me coming. I think he has some sort of connection to the Medain as well, which is problematic for me. This is something you're willing to do, Mr.

Roba-Nobo. Sure, just follow me on Twitter. You got it. I have to wait until Twitter is.

But I will make myself to you over the Astroplane. Oh, yes. OK. You said it.

I could not. OK. I don't know what to do with you. I'm going to be entirely honest.

I am at a loss. Perhaps this is not the poster arrangement for me. Nope. I'm going to just walk off.

I think I've made a great lapse in judgments. He has my favorite. OK, so where are you headed, Roba-Nobo? I'm going to head down the tower.

All right, you head down the tower. OK, I'm going to get my bearings once I get out of the tower. All right. I mean, this is your old stopping hand.

So you kind of know where you are. Just kind of ask around, ask for anybody's, has any leads on this guy? Yeah, your other friends and stuff are like, he lives in swamp. His name is shaman sloth.

He's mean. He doesn't he doesn't like the simian kind. Oh, the swamp. You remember when we used to go there in high school?

Yeah, it was pretty cool. He's got smoked cigarettes. Yeah, we remember that one time we got that one guy to buy us a six pack and we just hung out the swamp. They're on the walls on trees.

Yeah, we were driving around and you had forgot to put the lug nuts back on your tire and it came off on the road. Oh, man, I thought my mom was going to kill me. All right. All right, good.

Good to see you. I'm going to head to the swamp. OK. And now they were rednecks and the Congo.

I think the Congo just turned into a small town. It's like I was like a forest place where all these kind of smart animals live. No, it's just a small American town. But I have this before us to build up with talking animals.

Still stuff in the mason's dicks and line. We've done some lore building today, fellas. OK, so it's Congo, Virginia. That's the one thing I forgot to say.

This is the middle of Virginia. OK, so you're heading towards the swamp. You get to the swamp in pretty short order. You know you're way around there.

You probably took a bus, the bus driver knows how to charge a fair. So you go, go back home, right? And you get to the swamp. There seems to be large swamp creatures censoring the swamp kind of guarding the place.

Like crocodiles? No, like big, weird like bramble golems. Like they're like bramble slop golems or like big monsters made out of swamp goo. OK, yeah, I'm going to try to stealth past them and go deeper into the swamp.

Roll me a stealth then, my friend. That's seven. You are able to easily stealth past these big dump swamp monsters. You're passing.

OK. Continuing into the swamp, what do I find? There's a few other creatures and stuff. It looks like there's also some like set up rituals and whatnot.

And in the middle of the swamp area is a large kind of cabin. So what kind of rituals? It just looks like there's some things like that you would like burn an effigy for like a ritual or something, but they're not burnt yet. It's like a lot of them are half made or just partially completed.

OK, I would like to go up to the cabin and see if I can hear anything going on inside. You hear like a real slow dragging just like this. This is getting spooky real fast. I'm feeling about the house of a thousand corpse.

OK. So what do you do at the house of a couple hundred? Is there a window or something I can look in? Yes, there is.

I will peek into the window. You peek into the window. You see a sloth in kind of a ratty tunic. He's walking across the floor, but because he's a sloth, it's very slow and his long nails are kind of dragging.

So that's what the sound is. He's like he's walking from his living room to his kitchen, but it's taking a very long time. I will. So he's I'm looking in through the living room.

Yeah, you see him walking away from me. OK, I will take the opportunity while he's walking into the kitchen to climb in through the window and hide somewhere in his living room. OK, roll a stealth three. You think you're hiding.

You like you get into the into the area and you think you're hiding pretty well. I'm crouched behind his recliner. Right. For like a good two minutes, you're like, man, I hit really well.

He doesn't notice me. But then you realize that he did notice you and that took that two minutes to turn around surprised. So as a two minutes as up, you see that he is he has finally turned mostly around and goes like, who are you? I'm just going to stand up and go, what's up, dude?

I'm Robanobo. Oh, why are you in my home? Well, I'm here to teach you all about my good friend, Zinko Quage. He slowly lifts his arms and starts kind of slowly moving them around in front of him.

Exoo. Is there a TV in this room? Yeah, I'm going to pick up and throw it at him. OK, it's all right.

Roll roll through. Three. OK, you can't with the TV. You can't, that's.

He tumbles. He tumbles to the floor. He doesn't stop saying what he was saying, but he does tumble to the floor. So he goes, he goes, he goes, I was very on.

Oh, nio. You can have another turn. So I'm trying to get something off of him. No, no.

Is he wearing like any jewelry or anything? No, not really. He's got a ratty to it. OK, can I go shake him down?

Can I pat him down while he's on the floor? Yeah, sure. I do that. OK, you've had him down.

He's wearing just basically a ratty toonick. He's got a set keys. OK, I take the keys. It's got like one of those little like little black circles with a couple of buttons on it.

And it's got two keys on it. But it's like a key fob? Yeah, there's a key fob and two actual physical keys. I'm going to pick him up and like hoist him up and dump him out the window of the house.

As you're about to dump him out the window, he finally finishes going, yes. And then launches a firefly. He rolled a 14. Holy.

I've got a three. He's the fireball. That's massive fucking damage blows you across the room. No.

So holy shit. So you got a three. So you can take a look at 11. Like 11 damage and get blown across the room.

So don't let this love talk anymore. Yeah. Oh my god. You had like four turns to do whatever to it.

I'm going to have to pick up for a second. This is. All right. So like I'm just like thrown into the wall and jump up or just to get up.