Villain Underground #78

and welcome to another episode of this here, Villain Underground. I am Alex and I'm HappyPuke and I'm also a Game Master. And I am here today with three of the brightest bulbs you've ever done seen. We have fluorescent Phil playing Silicon artist.

He's physically waving, he's not saying anything, which works really well in an audio format. We have LED, alley playing updraft. Just call me Edison. We have a third kind of light bulb.

Compaq fluorescent. What? OK, Pompaq fluorescent. Well, playing Robis nobus.

I'm new. Yeah, exciting. I should have thought of three before I went with the light bulb thing, but you know what? Couldn't do it.

Couldn't do it. But yeah, so we are Villain's bad boys in the SHU universe playing in the Villan Underground. Would someone like to let us know what happened in the last canonical episode? It looks like a friend, a compact fluorescent.

All right, so we are we have split the party. Everybody is doing their trip type stuff. I would call it summer vacation. I was called the Ringo Walk because in Hard Day's Night there's that scene where Ringo goes off by himself.

So I call it the Ringo Walk when artists split up and do their own thing, so the projects went on. Is that the thing where you're walking down the street and you have the neon signs that say booze and XX and stuff? I don't think that happened in Hard Day's night. But I'm going to pretend it did.

Just to see if a fucking sad lonely Ringo star walking around with no water signs passing by, getting tempted by booze and lose women. It's like alcohol, heroin club. Oh my god. Game store.

X, X, X, B-Sauporn. Dot com. Oh my god, is wesauporn.com a place? Hey, maybe.

If it's not buying that domain name. All right, anyway, go on. OK, so see, I know Robonoboe went to his hometown, Congo, Virginia, and he caught up with some old buds and talked about the good old times and went to a wizard's tower. That was a warlock chimpanzee.

Did you say what kind of? Yeah, it was chimpanzee. Chimpanzee, yeah, warlock chimpanzee, who told him to go and take care of his sloth, mage sloth nemesis? Yes.

OK. And then he specifically told you, could you please do some scouting for me? Oh, well, well, yeah, we'll see how this episode goes. Silicon artist took an innocent person to a hospital, and he was recruited by a mystical being that touched him and gave him the power to be a great counselor, because he can now be able to hear the voices of people in pain or their needs.

Yes. She specifically said the cries of the suffering. Cries of the suffering. Yes.

Did it make it better or was he always that good? He was not always that good. Who knows? It's the great mystery of the podcast.

We'll solve it by the end of the season, maybe. Who knows? And then he was Guajin. Guajin, yes.

And then updraft visited the home of a very suspiciously close to another franchise member of an environmental group teenage fighting force that could summon what? Major Earth? Admiral Earth. Admiral Earth, yes.

And offered to give him the ring back. And he was like, hell no. And then I made him take it anyway. Made him take it anyway and got the heck out of there and then got gassed by a gassy, my asthma boy.

And also, too, this information. One, the guy that you gave the ring to was also the guy that the group robbed the ring from one time ago. And the rings have been a major plot point since the very beginning of Heroes. So the planetier thing has been a running theme.

I don't know why Captain Planet is so important to me. But it is. I played right into your hands. Yeah, you did.

But yeah, it's OK. So that's the first reason for this. Second reason for this is information I looked. And wesellporn.com is not bought yet.

So someone go to host Gator and buy it. Wesellporn.com. Do we just start saying like, if you want to listen to our feed, check it out. We sell Porn.com.

Oh, my God. If someone buys that and links it back to our RSS feature, we already have old internet memes.com. That leads back to our Patreon. Wesellporn.com will go to our seasonal calendar that we put together.

I should put together a calendar. Oh, it's already January. I need to put one together next year. Calendars can start in the middle of the year, Alex.

Oh, they can. You get it in fast enough. You can start it for that lunar new year. You have this done next week.

OK. I'm going to start this one off with Silicon Artist. You're in the chow hall of the hospital, I guess, is what I would say. Yeah, cafeteria.

And there seems to be a big hub of a bunch of people coming into the hospital. Some ambulances have appeared. And it's a big to do. A lot of people head into the emergency room.

And you feel the tug of suffering over that way. Yeah. Adam, I have to go. I know your gout is swearing up.

I know that you promised you a five minute nap, but I got to cut it short at four and a half minutes. I'm so sorry. There's people upstairs that need me. Adam puts his hand in your shoulder and looks deep into your eyes and says, I appreciate everything you've done.

And I appreciate everything about you. And then I press my forehead to his forehead. He accepts the forehead taps. And we do that thing where we just grab it back in each other's head.

Yeah. Yeah. And you think we're going to kiss, but we don't know. That's the kick.

It gets so close. And there's that tension music. But then I must go and you go. Yep.

OK. And then I'm going to go upstairs. OK. Sure.

Sure. It works. You're going to be right in there. That's fine.

The ER is up and fly to stairs. That's fine. I assume the cafeteria is in the basement. And then the ER is on ground floor.

Gotcha. OK. That's my mind picture of this place. OK.

So I go upstairs to the emergency room. And I want to see what the go to one of the nurses. Yeah. They're all busy prepping for a bunch of people.

Well, the people are there now. But they're all rushing because it's like a big emergency situation. Sir, can I help with anything? Yeah.

Grab those IV bags. They don't care. Like grab those IV bags. Get the crash cart.

Grab the dot. Like they're just OK with you helping. Sure. They're just pointing to you with directions to grab stuff.

Fantastic. I do the best fetching that anyone in this damn hospital has ever done. See. OK.

Roll me a notice. Big fat. Zero. There's like seven or eight people that come in.

A lot of them are stab wounds. And one of them that just looks like they were beating the shit out of like really, really bad. So they're all treating these people kind of in as whatever they can because it's a big thing. I don't know how hospitals work exactly.

But they're all kind of in the same area. I've watched doctor shows where they're all in the same big room and everyone's helping everyone. So we're going to go with that. The level of understanding hospitals from scrubs.

Like it's fine that ER is in the basement. This is me and they're all in. It's a giant circular room that we all stay in. Yeah.

And the camera's panning around everybody. So all the action can see in one shot. Yeah. Absolutely.

So you're doing some fetching. Every time you ask to help, they ask for something. And they're letting you help. Yeah.

What else are you going to do? Once it's sort of subsided, I want to go out to the lobby. You know, probably a bunch of blood on my hand or something like that. And you know, in a sort of sexy, cool way, be wiping it off with some towels as I burst out and find it.

First responder. OK. Yeah, there's some first responders out there. They're trying to help people.

But yeah. Officer, what happened here? Well, it seems like one of those dudes jumped into a nightclub and started stabbing people. And then another dude beat the crap out of that dude.

So it was all kinds of messed up. Several fist fights. One of them have a knife. It seems there's quite a few deep lacerations as a doctor said.

One of those dudes had like big knives on his hands. Oh, how peculiar. One of those damned supers, I assume. It doesn't seem super to me.

He kind of got the shit kicked out of him. So interesting. Yes, well, I have more doctor work to go do. Yeah, I assume you're very busy with your responding and whatnot.

But I appreciate you being interested in what's happening. Yes, yes, it's fine. Both heroes have to, you know, we're only human after all. We have to spend some time talking to other humans that are heroes.

Right. No, I understand. I know that you have important things to do. So you can go do that.

Oh, absolutely. I have several doctoring things to do. IVs, crash carts, lacerations, deep lacerations. I have to go do all those lacerations on those people.

We'll get to it. Sorry. I know that you're important. Yes.

Thank you. Thank you very, very, very much. Where are you going now? Just the point of order.

Have I ever met Dark Blades like Silicon artists and Silicon artists ever met Dark Blades? I don't think so. I can't remember if you had. I know you did as golden arrow, but I don't know if Dark if Silicon artist has.

OK, I didn't think so either. Yeah, I was just trying to remember if I would know if that would tip me off at all, like knowledge wise. Roll me a lure. Sad I don't have.

How interesting. Zero. Yeah, you have no idea what this guy is, but you saw that he wasn't a costume. He did have big knife arms.

So fantastic. I think I'm going to do my human duty as a citizen of the Earth. And I'm going to remove this man of his weaponry. He's back in the ER, so you're going back towards the ER.

Oh, of course. I'm a doctor. OK, so you as you start heading back towards the ER, the one of the nurses holds the door open for you and everyone in the waiting room stands and gives you a standing ovation as you walk back into the ER. Please, ladies, I'm just a simple doctor doing doctor.

Like things like lacerating a bunch of people. And it's fine. Please go back to being sick. I will meet with you soon as I am a doctor, master lacerator of this hospital.

They all clap for you and you walk back into the ER. What were you going to do? I'm going to go take the seeds, swords. OK, so you go take dark blade swords.

You notice dark blades. They do have him on a respirator and stuff because it looks like his lungs were collapsed. It looks like he was beating the fuck up and electrocuted very badly. He's missing almost all of his teeth and his eyes all knocked out.

And he got stomped on real bad. And what kind of suffering do I feel from him? His whole body's in pain. He is unconscious.

So mental anguish, none, but physical pain, he's in a lot. Do I feel compelled to unplug the respirator? Not to use the suffering. No, particularly no.

OK, that's fine. Look, I didn't know. No, he's not that bad at the moment. But when you reached out for that, there are a few people in this hospital that do feel that way.

That are on life support, it would rather not be. And do I get that through mental or physical? Yeah. What happened was you were trying to hone yourself in and think about does this person want to be on life support?

Or would you take them off of that? You got suffering. And when you thought about that specific anguish, like pings went off in your head of other places in the hospital that that anguish exists. I shall help these people later.

First, I must use tools of destruction out of here. And then I want to go find a custodian. A custodian's like, yes, sir, how can I help you? I need to dispose of some weapons of mass destruction.

You have a incinerator on the site, perhaps. We're usually put out, again, in a hospital. That's where we usually put bio in medical waste. I'm interested that you don't use a service for that.

You know what? It's not on me to question anything. No, we have the hospital. Ever since the town's been rebuilt, we have these brand new high-tech laser incinerators that get rid of it with high-powered laser beams.

Interesting. I don't know how hospitals work. That's perfect. I believe that will be sufficient.

I'm very busy being a doctor, obviously. Yeah. Can I entrust you with these swords? And can you go burn them?

Can you do that for me? Yes, I'll do that right away. Perfect. I have to go lacerate some people again, because I am a doctor.

I'm going to, excuse me, where's the doctor's lounge, by the way? I'm a visiting physician. He points you in the direction of the doctor's lounge. Very nice.

Yeah, at the top of my class, Harvard medical, that's where I went, of course. This hospital in Lapis Harbor is lucky to have me, if I were to say so, honestly. Oh, I'm sure. So I'm going to go take care of this right away.

Wonderful. Wonderful. Good person you are. I pat him on the head.

He goes to incinerate the dark blades, arm blades. I'm going to go with the doctor's lounge. And it may have so long away. I see a pamethi, was that correct?

Yeah, sure. Yeah, pamethi. Yeah, pamethi. Hey, I'm pamethi.

I am. I'm so glad I ran into you. Oh, hi. It's me from earlier.

I know. Yes. You know me, right? Yes.

Good news. I will not be requiring those medical lessons. It seems that through some active spontaneous evolution, I believe, is the term I'm going with. I have somehow gained all the knowledge that would be of a doctor by simply exposing myself to a real life emergency situation.

Can you believe that? That's actually quite amazing. Yeah. Great.

I suppose this shall be... I suppose this might be our last meeting, but I want to say I cherish our time together, pamethi. Same. I appreciate your time.

I'm going to go and enjoy the very exclusive doctor's lounge. That is where I am allowed. Okay. All right.

You can... But as I smoke my cigars and drink my... Well, salt or water, probably. I will think of you.

Okay. I'm going to go back to work. Lovely. I have a lovely day.

All right. She goes on back to work. And you go to the doctor's lounge. I have shaped myself out of scrubs and into what looks like a smoking jacket.

And I'm going to like fashion the cigar between my fingers, but it's still made of like me skin and such. And I'm going to knock like a secret coat. It's like the door they let you in. The door.

They're just like, oh, yes. The doctor's not wonderful. Wonderful. Oh, oh.

I thought this was more like a smoking lounge. But you can smoke in here. That's fine. But it was more like...

There's no leather chairs or globes. There's no paper. Yeah, no, we don't have that stuff. It's pretty bare bones.

Mm-hmm. Is there somebody in the administration of the hospital that I can speak to about maybe improving the accommodations for us great doctors? So as you start pining for luxury items, you know how like if you call a phone that's right next to it and then you make a noise and it starts going in one speaker and then out the other and then it starts building, you know that sound. All of the suffering you hear around you starts getting louder like that.

Ow. And then like the words that this guy is saying is like, yeah, we can talk to you. Just getting louder and louder. I can't really hear it.

Do you not hear that? You just see his lips moving and all you're hearing is this like sound of suffering just increasing in volume and intensity. Call a doctor. I need a doctor.

Are you a doctor? It looks like he's talking and saying things to you and making hand gestures but you cannot hear what he's saying. My head hurts. Ow.

Ooh. Ouchy. Head. Doctor.

Need. He can just talk at you. You can't hear what he's saying. And we're gonna cut over her.

Herobonobo, you got this nice BMW. This forest bound BMW driven through this slop. Headed towards the Wizard Tower. You make it to the Wizard Tower.

Yeah, I'm gonna pull into the parking space of the Pacific Tower by sliding the BMW up to the side of the tower. Okay. And then I'm going to holler for the chimpanzee warlock. Doctor Simeon warlock comes down out of the Wizard Tower and he's like, what?

You do not leave in a vehicle? Why do you have a vehicle now? Oh, I've got a surprise for you. And I walk around to the trunk and I swing open the trunk.

Dear God boy, what have you done? I beat up your arch nemesis. That was the place. I went on the mission that you gave me and I tried to steal his gem of power.

But I couldn't find it. He was just in his bathrobes. I never said I needed him a power, first of all. Second, that's not the mission I sent you on.

I asked for some scouting. I just needed some insight information. This was a war of attrition. Eventually we would mend fences.

I was not desiring he'd be hurt in such a way. Well, look, when you roll with the Zinko, you don't have to think, yo. I have no idea what that means. Then I'm gonna blow some babesmote in this space.

You wanna hit this jewel? I... I... I'm relieved that our alliance was temporary, but I think the entire thing was a miscalculation.

Well, you said you were gonna pay me, right? I did not. There was no conversation discussed whatsoever. Dear boy, you watched this one.

This is a right cock up. Well, what are we gonna do with this guy? Well, I suppose I could take him in and mend the health. He was once my friend.

But yeah, he was your enemy now. I took care of it. We had squabbles, sure. And he occasionally sensed swamp beasts in my way, but nothing I could handle.

He's envious of my power, and that's a fair... Look, I didn't want him hurt. He's misguided, but not evil. Well, he does evil things, but only because he's misguided.

Oh, he attacked me. I will take him to the tower. Please leave his car here. This is not your vehicle.

I know this is his car. I bought this for him on his birthday. Okay, whatever, man. And I'm gonna throw him the keys.

Robot Minobo, I don't... Please do touch visit me again. Alright, so you guys take care. This is such a disappointment.

I've heard such great things about you. I'm completely disillusioned. So then I'm going to leave the wizard tower. Okay, alright, you leave the wizard tower.

Where are you going now? I'm gonna go to the house I grew up in. Okay. Or the...

I don't know what gorillas would live in. A nest? A nest? A nest?

Oh, I thought you said a nest. A nest, a nest, a nest, a nest, a spot more and more. Okay, yeah, I go back to that mist I grew up in. The mist I lived in high school.

Yeah, you go back to your childhood mist. Okay. Oh, God. It's a dumb as shit.

So stupid. My childhood mist. Oh, this is the whole reason I came back home. And I'm gonna look around for my mom's old jewelry coconut.

Okay, you dig it around through your mom's old things. You find her old jewelry coconut. She's dead, right? Yeah.

Okay. Alright, so I dig through there and I find what I was looking for. It's mama Eugenia Gorilla's old engagement ring. Okay, alright, you find the old engagement ring.

And Andy, as you do out of the bottom of the jewelry coconut ring. You find the old engagement ring. And Andy, as you do out of the bottom of the jewelry coconut falls, a Polaroid photograph. Ooh, yeah, I pick it up.

Alright, you pick it up and you see it is of the day that you were born. And in your mother's arms are two identical bonobos. Dun dun dun. I look up at the camera like the groundhog meme.

Alright, you look at the nothing like the green hog meme because you're the only one in this particular mist. Maybe the neighboring mist happened to be looking over at you, but this mist is unoccupied gorilla. There are no gorillas in it. Alright, we're getting...

Oh no. Recession hit hard. Mist is unoccupied. It's a very Detroit-like area.

Like all this mist has just gone to waste. Everybody's just leaving town. There's a lot of water damage in the basement of this mist. I heard you could buy a whole block of mist or like pennies on a dollar.

If you restore the mist, you can sell it for a good turnaround. Mist flippers. First time mist flippers. Flip, this, this.

We're going for a more open concept. That was so open. We're going on a natural light in this mist. Love it or mist it.

Oh my god. Love it or mist it. The mist brothers. The mist brothers.

This old mist. You just got a spruce up your mist. What's wrong with that was favorite? That's a come going up mist improvement.

And the fuck? Okay. We got some mileage out of that one fellas. Okay.

So we're going to cut over here. I'm trapped real quick. Oh god. You notice that there's a lot of miasmas gathering below you.

It's probably more than you can handle. What do you do? Is there like an area nearby that is more forest? Yeah, it's a little bit of fly away, but yeah, you can get there.

I'm going to go that direction. Then I'm just going to go. I'm not going to say anything to my husband. I'm just going to go.

Okay. You're able to outrun my husband's pretty slow and you get into the forest and he doesn't chase you into the forest. But as you enter, he's like, it'll be developed eventually. There will be no room to hide eventually.

It all comes burning down. Not if I can help it, but I'm just going to keep going farther into the forest. Okay. It seems like he can't really leave areas that aren't polluted.

So he's kind of confined to the city area. So you're deep in the forest and he can't chase you. I'm going to go towards the direction that the heart ring is telling me to go. Okay.

But I'm going to stay in the forest as much as possible or like in depopulated areas as much as possible. Because I don't feel like dealing with his stanky ass right now. Okay. All right.

So you fly around some unpopulated areas for a little while. There's some waterfalls, some rivers and lakes that you're pretty used to. And eventually you get to the border of a city named Garnet Heights. It's a medium-sized city.

Okay. Is there a lot of, I mean, whatever. I'm not really concerned about my husband right now. I'm just going to follow where the heart ring is taking me.

Okay. The heart ring takes you. It looks like there is a large protest outside of a government building. And it's taking you there.

Is it taking me to the protest or into the government building? Into the protest. Oh, okay. And there's a large crowd of ladies.

It looks like it's like a woman's march. And there is a young girl giving us impassioned speech. It's kind of firing up the crowd. Is the ring making any kind of indication who I'm looking for?

Yeah. That's pointing directly at the girl giving the speech. Okay. Okay.

She gives a big impassioned speech about rights and equality and all that good part stuff. And eventually her speech gets done. She looks kind of punk rocky. She's got kind of a cool jacket and like a kind of hip hairdo and buttons all over her jacket.

You know, that kind of stuff. Okay. And in the, in like a tweed messenger bag and jeans that are kind of ripped in the needs, you know, that kind of stuff. And eventually she kind of hops off stage as her speech is done.

Is she walking out of the crowd or is she walking in the middle of the street? Yeah. She's kind of walking into the crowd. She is kind of walking backstage because there's like a bunch of people.

Like there's a bunch of speakers happening. She was just kind of one of them. And so she's getting off of the stage currently. Okay.

I'm going to try and follow her backstage then. Okay. She's talking to a few people like after the speech like they're congratulating her and hugging her and giving her all that kind of stuff because she gave a pretty moving speech. So you wait for a little while.

You're just going to wait until she's going to somewhere alone. Yeah. Pretty much. It takes a little while.

You're going to do anything while you're kind of walking around. You're just going to sit in the back and just kind of stare at her. I'm just going to sit in the back and stare at her. Keep an eye out for my asthma, but I'm not going to worry about it.

I'm not going to worry about it. I'm not because he said he was going to get here before me and slit this girl's throat. Not that I really care except I'm supposed to get her the ring. Eventually she kind of waters off and she like sits on the bench.

It's still kind of in public because it's near the protest, but she sits on the bench and starts drinking some water. I'm going to sit down on the bench next door. She looks at you and she's like sister. I like I like your speech.

It was a good speech. Oh, thanks. Yeah. You know, speaking of heart.

I have this might seem a little strange and bear with me here, but so have you ever heard of Gaia? What is that something from like an RPG? I think I remember from an RPG, right? Was that was that was that Final Fantasy?

Or was that Earthbound? I'm not sure. Or was it different? It's a different guy.

You know that online game smite is that is is she from that? It's a different guy. Let's just say. It's a really uncommon name.

She kind of is underground. She lives in the underground. She doesn't. She doesn't pop her head up to.

Pop her head up to. Often so a lot of people don't know who she is. All right. But she's a really strong female presence who.

Okay. She sent me here to give you this ring. And I know that sounds really weird, but this ring will help you reach more people with your message. Are you one of those crystal healers?

Because like I am really, I mean I used to be interested in that a couple of years ago, but I'm not really into that anymore. So if you've got the whole crystal healing. No, look, I don't. I'm here.

If you need to recharge your crystal with a good sesh, I'm not the girl for you. What? No. I'm not the one that's really cool.

I'm going to be a little bit too tall. I'm not going to be a little bit too tall. Just put this ring on and if you don't like it. Or it doesn't do anything for you.

Then give it back. As you say that you see exiting the crowd is me asthma a gross red skeleton dripping from stuff. He kind of pours out of like an exhaust pipe and he blasts a blast at the girl she is on where so she might get hit unless you do something. I'm going to try and surround both of us with like a wall of air.

Just more to deflect the blast then to. That is a plus three. Okay, you make a air bubble and he blasts at you but like kind of disperses on the air bubble She's like holy shit. What's happening?

Well, remember when I said guy I was a really strong female presence. I was a little bit of a yeah Okay, so she's like the earth the spirit of earth and I'm kind of an elemental and this guy's trying to kill you So put them on yeah, that's it say fucking skeleton. Can we do more getting out of here? Yeah, let's do that Okay, she starts running me asthma is giving chase and shooting at you while you're in the city a lot of people from the the march are Kind of spreading as well because a weird red skeleton covered in goo shooting Not many people stick around over that So what is your plan running with her?

I just kind of want to like shield her back as she's running Okay, I'm not trying to fight my asthma. I'm just trying to not get her hit gotcha Where are you directing her running to or are you just kind of following? I'm gonna follow but I'm gonna try and like nudge her in the direction of is there like a central park like a big There is an area. Yeah, I'm gonna nudge her in that direction Okay, make a two rules, please Yeah, it is a plus four for defense.

Okay, you're able to defense defend against each it seems like he's not super strong at the moment But like he's getting more powerful over time that makes Yeah, but you make it into the central park area. He seems to be lingering around on the outside He kind of becomes intangible, but you can still kind of feel his presence around while you're in the park He's kind of like circling the park, but other people can't see him that makes sense. Yep, but you've got an feel for him now Okay, but yeah, you're safe in the park currently with her and she's like what is happening you saved my life. Yeah, you're a real superhero I have to recognize you.

I haven't seen you like what are you on a team? What's your superhero name? I've really never interacted with a superhero. I'm like I'm kind of excited but scared because somebody was trying to shoot me Listen, I'm not a superhero.

I'm just the sort of guy that you have the tele-tentat powers and you saved my life It's not telekinesis. I'm an air elemental. I controlled air. Oh, so you have like air powers.

That's really cool. Yeah, but I'm still not a superhero I'm just an elemental but you're super being that use your power to save somebody, right? Yeah, I saved you because you're important to guy that's literally the only reason oh What why am I? I don't ask questions I just follow orders and my orders are to give you this ring and also Slightly bad news.

I don't think you can leave this park right now What why can't I leave the park? Well because that dude that was shooting goo at you and trying to kill you? Uh-huh. He's still trying to kill you.

He just can't come in here bitch. I'm not living in this park That's this is insane. I've known you for literally 10 minutes You superhero save my life. Tell me not a hero and then tell me I can't leave Central Park otherwise I'm gonna get murdered by a red skeleton Yeah, a little bit um This is just put the right.

Did you just put this ring on? Did you just put this ring on? Okay? I'll put the ring on she puts the ring on she's like I it's the ring.

It's on not much for jewelry, you know Seriously, you got nothing. I never what am I supposed to do with it? I? Just like hear something or I can't use the rings.

Okay, all right Well, I mean I don't know what I'm doing with it. You know what? Hmm. I know someone who knows what he's doing with the rings So what if I take you to see him and he can teach you how to use the ring?

I suppose From skeleton McGee over here. I would appreciate that that would be nice. Okay, so how are we gonna get out of the park? If I can't leave it did you think about that one a little bit?

Yeah, um, have you ever been flying before? No, like I told you superheroes have never seen me until you okay Don't throw up on me and I'm gonna pick her up and fly her out of the park. Okay, so you're flying away with her never even After her name Okay, we're gonna come back to Robanoble real quick because I want to and You are in your childhood mist you found this Photograph what you do is there anything written on the photo? It's it's got something written on the bottom.

It says my twins Wait, did I kill my brother before you've killed brothers before but none have officially been your twin and most of them were just from the same neighborhood It operated on because you're a bonomo I believe and then there was a gorilla and a wrangler tank and I don't think brothers work, but It's just Is this my long-lost brother Bobo robo Okay, there's no reply I'm gonna search the house and see if I can find anything else no not anything else You find some of your childhood toys and what not without about it. It's like a Do I have like a stretch stretch gorilla? Stretch gorilla strong Yeah, so it's it's gonna. It's gonna make me think of Silicon artist and I want to I'm gonna call him.

We're gonna come back to Silicon artist for a second What so you where were you leave left off at? Oh, yeah, I was getting mine fucked So what you're getting mine fucked? What are you doing? I'm still asking this person to call me a doctor After he starts like talking at you and waving hand gestures.

He does look like he's going to go do something. Thank you I appreciate you. Okay, so what are you doing now? I'm gonna lay on the floor and just be like Why has God forsaken me?

As you as you lay on the floor the the voices start receding. Oh, so I no longer get that kind of like reverb. Yeah, yeah It starts to it starts to fade. Oh, I would do anything for anybody if it's just stopped, please So as it's fading you hear your ringtone.

Oh Hello doctor Steven Looking for silicon artist. Oh hi Robo. This is he Oh, oh wow. Oh cool.

Congratulations. Thank you. Thank you I spontaneously evolved into being a doctor, which is pretty amazing. There's a part of your powers It was to say But yes, it is.

Oh wow I need some advice I'm back in my hometown visiting my old mist my old stomping grounds sure sure Uh, you know, you've you've had a that whole experience with being split into a identical person indeed. I have I think I may have found some evidence that uh that I may have an identical twin But that's so nice. Um, here's the thing is this one of those deals where you want to go kill the brother? Oh, I don't know how I know if I'm the evil one or the good one But I don't know if you remember this you you killed a lot of your family previously So if you're just looking at like body count, I think you're the evil one No, it just kind of papers off and you hear the phone hit the ground and hang up As the phone hangs up you're still laying on the ground and the doctor you were talking to comes over with a sheet of paper He's like, uh, here's the list you wanted.

I'm sorry a list of what? Oh, you were just asking me to get you a list of all the patients who didn't have family members visit them in the last six weeks Of course I did. Thank you. I snatched the paper out of the sand.

You're like, yeah, I have doctoring things to do I have to go last rate these people. Okay families don't come to last rate them at all. Okay. Bye.

Good day You too buddy, and he puts his hand on his shoulders like I appreciate you and all the things that you do Yes, I I feel compelled to say I appreciate you as well. You have some things that I Want it of course anything to help you help others. I will grab a spare doctor's coat lab jacket. Okay That's a scope that those are lying around and I will begin going around the hospital and Helping they're talking to those people As you're talking to these lonely people they seem super appreciative and all the remaining headache and echo really fades and you feel pretty good Suppose this was somebody's way of saying Stopping what I was doing It's okay.

Yeah, suppose I'm a herald never gonna leave this hospital though Oh, would it be just better to take over the hospital and implement these changes overall. Yeah, you're right. It is Right, so as you're treating people you're talking to this one a lady who's like grandkid checked on her like two months ago But hasn't been back since and yeah, she's talking just about all our sadness and misery and whatnot She's eventually like her eyes kind of gloss over and you hear the voice of Of the of Guajian I come through her and says and says I'm sorry for the rough correction I hope that you can forgive me and I may redeem myself, but even those learning to bowl need bumpers of course my God Yes, my child my hair quick quick question My being of redemption is there any tools you can provide me to allow me to take over this hospital forget I'm gonna implement a lot of policies here like forcing families to stay with their loved ones who are sick and sharing all the doctors know the latest laceration procedures and you know Trying to implement gout protection for all these cafeteria workers who are just stricken with a disease I think it has something to do with their conditions I can't help you with those kind of things. I can only bestow upon you my own gifts Understandable the passage yours to travel.

Oh, you're gifts a lot of money because I can buy the hospital a lot of money It is it's easier for a camel to get through the whole of a pin then the rich man is to get into heaven I'm sorry what? Wealth is not your friend and then she vanishes out of the old lady the old lady He was talking about and then I saw he I raised him says he was a little baby at her 25 I need you to bring you my her back. I have questions. Oh my daughter She is a she got hooked on the smack and not 35 years.

Oh, I wish you what what is her name. I suppose I have to help her now Her name is Trisha Hershberger Trisha Hershberger I will get her clean. We're gonna get sued for that one Ma'am, do you have a lot of money? I want to buy a hospital.

Oh, I'm pretty much in debt. I have a lot of negative money It's okay. I will make it so nobody has to pay money Socialized medicine. I don't believe in that.

I think you got to pick yourself up by the bootstraps wait Socialism healthcare is not right. That's it. I should run for office. Well, not on that platform No, no, of course not but it's small potatoes the big potatoes are the hospital I need to take over the hospital and make everything free In my aspiration training and I'm just gonna start muttering as I walk out the room I look forward to seeing you again.

Of course. You'll see me again soon as I own the hospital And I'm going to get into an elevator and press the top floor because of course that's where they are You're going to the top floor we're gonna come back to Roblone for a second. Um, oh no, you were shocked by something So I can't I said you had dropped your telephoneing device And what are you doing now? I'm a curled up in the corner of the room And I'm just going no no no the corner of the mist You see that the one of the grilles that lives in the adjacent mist You're wailing and he knocks on the door of the mist It's like you're gonna be in your mist I was next door I heard you screaming something was wrong I don't know what that means.

Do you have a twin what no You wouldn't understand. Oh Okay, I guess I'll go back to my own mist then I just thought you needed help So I'm okay. Okay. Bye He leaves your miss in return to his own All you're doing is just kind of sad at the house.

I just sat at the house. I don't know what else to do You know, there's a misskeepers van because the stops it and a misskeeper comes out It's one of the goes to one of the richer mists on the other side of the town Kieber Alright, so you're doing that. We're gonna come back to help draft You're flying through nature with this with this young woman who doesn't seem to know a whole lot of what's going on And also isn't used to flying but eventually you make it back to steel city I'm gonna go back to the apartment that I was at before okay. How are you gonna get in with this lady?

I'm gonna knock on the door like a human I guess okay, all right after you knock on the door after a few seconds Do you hear him from inside like oh god? It was what I told you to leave I look I have the ring I why are you back? Well, you have a ring she has a ring. There's a small creature time trying to kill both of you So I figured you could help each other out.

Okay, bye. I'm just gonna walk away. What are you doing? I cannot take the okay?