Hey everybody welcome again to SHU Villan Underground. I am Alex Cater, I'm your game mustard. And with me, we have... Cody.
That was awesome. As soon as we start. Just next, buddy. There you go.
And it was Cody, who's now a four year old girl. Hi everyone. I love princesses. And ponies.
Life-sirming from a daycare. We have Cody. Yeah. Like, right, just, you know, that's where you live now.
You live in a daycare now. This is where Alex was born. I've never done quite. We have Will with his pot again.
What's going on guys? I've got my pot. It's actually a saucepan. Oh, is it okay?
Well, it's a saucepan, not a pot. It would be called a saucepan. It's a saucepan. Yeah.
They're not called a saucepan. They're called a saucepan. Which is weird because they look like a pan, right? Or I mean, they don't look like a pan.
They look like a pot. I think it's just a pot. Yeah. Why is it not called a saucepot?
If I could chime in as a person pulling a degree in culinary science. I have not said your name yet. Go back to the podcast. I was really hoping that I could cut you quickly enough that you'd have some hot triangle in the mouth.
Oh, no, I took that hot triangle out my mouth. It's all for the intro, Alex. I know you turn the thing is you turned your camera off so I can't tell when you're eating so I can try to make you talk in your mouth full. That was on purpose.
Okay. So, chime in on the pot pan debate, our culinary expert Phil. No, I could be wrong about this, but I believe sauce pans are simply pans kind of like a skillet, but they have a raised enough edge that you can create a sauce within that pan after you have, say, seared off a steak made something in that pan previously. You can collect those pan drifts.
It's got raised edges. Okay. So then like a full like what he has is a pot. He has a pot.
Yes. Yes. That is a pot. Is it a sauce pot or just a normal pot?
It's just a pot. Is there is there such thing as a sauce pot? To my knowledge, no. Okay.
But be careful when you hold child's because you could accidentally press their sauce pot on their head. Wow. Good to know. Good to know.
That's my brother. Yes. Who wants to say what happened last week in the actual game? Anybody?
I feel like we should do noses, but Phil's thing is off. Yeah, he's liar. So how about since Pixar didn't happen, Phil? I'm going to keep you away from your hot triangles.
What was possible? I can eat while I talk. It's fine. I don't know if I like it, but yeah, do it.
Give us that pizza mouth review. No, I'm not going to do that. Let me drink beer. Hold on.
Oh, what kind of beer you got? Slingshot. It's a don't call. It's not very good.
What the fuck is a don't call? It's a style of beer, goddamn it. You guys don't know about sauce pots? Mummy, baby sauce pot?
Exactly. That's a t-shirt there, my baby sauce pot. What was it? It was terrible.
What was the shirt you were talking about making that I said I would buy and I don't remember what it is, but I still want the shirt. Oh, what was it? It was something with David? No.
Was it like Daniel Boone or something like that? I don't know. It was probably a tweet. You were drunk when you were doing it.
All of your tweets. Oh, probably. Daniel Boone. I don't remember.
I'll find it. I'll find it. You better find this episode. Everyone's going to forget.
Is someone going to tell us what's going to happen last week? Yes. If you can just tell me the name of the city that we went to. Is it Amberville?
Yes. How do you forget? Oh, yeah. You don't actually listen.
No, I do listen. I just forgot that we actually went to Amberville and talked about going to Amberville. Anyway, so there was kind of tumultuous times between us and everybody was in a real tension-filled area. So we figured the best way to do that is to lock everybody in a small space, i.e.
A car and take a road trip down to Amberville. So we got to Amberville looking forward to some chaos. And I hate to say that I don't remember. Oh, we had to go kill somebody.
But I don't remember the guy's name. It was a lawyer. He was a lawyer. Mr.
lawyer, man. It's like, oh, he was a doctor lawyer. Doctor lawyer. Doctor lawyer, son.
I actually made up his name. I can't think of it now. It's not even in my notes. I made up his name.
It's like Darren Meer Steve or some sort of generic one. Jammera Stuy. Jammera Stuy. We went to Jammera Stuy House.
Jammera Stuy Lawyer, Dr. Styn. Yep. Yep.
We went to that guy. We went to go kill that guy. And excuse me, Amberville. So once we get to Amberville, we actually end up meeting up with a group of, I guess it's just one supervillain.
We texted a lot of supervillains. I know him as Mr. Scriggy Scratch, DJ Man. But what is his actual name?
It's turntable. Turntable. That makes more sense than Scriggy Scratch, DJ Man. Is that what you put?
Do you actually have notes? I do. But is it written as Scriggy Scratch, DJ Man? Sort of, yeah.
Check in Scriggy Scratch. Good. So we met up with him. He tried to talk Golden Arrow asking him why the hell he hangs out with these people.
Just about the only answer was, oh. And so we decided to go caroling and try to kill this lawyer guy. Because it was the holiday season when we recorded. So we get, oh.
That was not so much. So we get there and we start caroling. We hear nothing. And so we actually go to the door and I think we just kick it in.
And what do we see but a fella named Dark Blades and he has actually killed our mark. And that's I think where we called it. Yeah. Yep.
Good job. Alright. Yeah. So do you want to just jump on in?
You're there, Dark Blades is standing over the body. At this point I would like to do a flashback. You'd like to do a flashback? Yes.
To what? You asked if we want to jump into it or do something else. I want a flashback. Do you really want to flashback?
Yeah, just give me a flashback. I'll do a flashback episode. Don't fucking touch. I'm sorry.
You should do a flashback to the origin story of Bill Narrow. Yes. Let's do this. Okay.
Alright. Before Dark Blades attacks it flashes back to a gym. I don't know. Let's say seven years ago.
It's 1955. A planet fitness and the place is full of workout dudes. I guess Cody and Will you can play extra workout dudes working out in the background. Phil, you're working out.
Okay. You're not going narrow yet. You're just a guy. I'm not going narrow yet.
Nope. I'm not going to do that as a huge. And throw it down a pre-gett sweat. You know.
You're really pumping out that iron. I need some fully work from the peanut gallery. Please don't. Please try to make it sound less like sex.
I don't think that's possible actually. That's all. Okay. Alright.
Make workout sounds that don't sound like sex. Ready. Good workout. Yeah.
Lift it. Excuse me. A planet fitness. We have a grunting policy and I have to ask you to leave.
The luck alarm goes off in the back. All right, Phil, you're getting kicked out of play to fit this for grunting too loudly. All right, so golden arrow goes to golden arrow. Goes to grab his stuff and he puts on his backpack that he has all of his extra clothes in.
And he goes to lift up his towel, but it's a little bit too far away. Miraculously, the towel still reaches his hand. He goes, huh, shrugs and walks out the gym. Hence, golden arrow.
Flashback to present day. That was beautiful. Thank you. You're welcome.
So we had a flashback sequence. I hope you're happy. It took all of a minute and a half. And I think all of the listenership that we've gained over this, these past months is gone now.
Thank you. You're welcome. We are the villains. That's what we have to do.
I don't think there's a whole lot of other podcasts that want to have me on so I can promote my bullshit. You're not open. Okay. All right, so now you're standing there.
Golden arrow, for some reason, you had a memory of your first time being golden arrow. You know, if this was a TV show, that would be the way to start one that you died in. What? What?
How? I'm just saying narrative structure. If you're starting an episode, somebody dies and you show their beginnings, right? Did you and Cody talk about something before the episode?
No, what are you talking about? When I got my pizza, did you guys talk about something? We're like that fucking hot triangle munching motherfucker. Sorry, this is shit.
It's hard to him and his hot triangle tip. Oh my God, it's been 13 minutes. It's done anything. That's fine.
I came out to view my new character that I thought of today. His name is Skirak Greenbelt Pepper. Oh, try to figure out his superpower. You just have a name.
You don't even have a cool power ability. Your dude's just the name Skirak Greenbelt Pepper. Oh boy. Oh, Jesus.
Okay. I'm going to figure out turn order. Do you remember how to do turn order? It's been a while.
It's been a while. It is my notice. Who has the highest notice? It's either me or Phil, I think.
What are your notices? That's two. I have no notice. I think mine was two, but I got to pull it in my character sheet.
You both have two. That's a deer. Okay. So aside from notice, like when there's a tie, notice what is the.
We're really bad. It was game, by the way. I think you guys are. I think Cody's probably learning more about how to play fate in the two sessions.
He's played about. I've also listened to a bunch of other podcasts doing it. I think it's just like people choose until everyone goes to be honest. I think it's literally in the Facebook.
The person just chooses who goes next. Okay. I'm going to say you guys didn't expect him. So Mr.
DB is going to go first because you opened the door and were surprised by him. And then it's going to be golden arrow and then knocks then Robie Novey's. How about that? Yep.
Some questions since you don't put turntable on the order. Is turntable actually here? Is he not? No, no, no.
You were at his apartment hanging out for a little while. Then he said he gave you the information and then he stayed behind. He's not with you guys. He's not risking this shit.
So, everybody's got their Google Doc open so we can actually play the game. This is more of a ramshackle comedy podcast. Are we agreeing on that? That's kind of, I mean, we set out to do one thing but fuck.
We're villains. Like what else are we supposed to do? It's either like going around mass murder people or just be a bunch of goof balls. Or make a sweet plot and get a done event.
Tell me a sweet thing you want to do and then we can like work on it but no. No. Okay. I would tell you what I wanted to do for a sweet plot but no one would be interested.
Okay. Well, you can tell me after Dark Blade kills half a crew. Okay. I'm going to roll fight.
I actually started him out by the way and he gets a fight for fight. Five for fighting. Does anyone know any fight for fighting songs? I don't.
No. It would be really great if we had a fight for fighting reference right here but you don't. Insert here. So, I can use my physique.
Correct. All right. Cool. Three sixes and a two so this plus two plus my physique of four so that's six.
You don't do shit. You don't do shit. Okay. So, given that this is a fancy man lawyers place I assume there's a bar cart somewhere.
So, I will use. What the hell is a bar cart? It's where you follow like your liquor and shit and it's got like an ice bucket but I assume the ice bucket's not filled. He was not entertaining guests.
Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right.
There's a bar cart. Go for it. Yeah. So, you can be mobile at parties.
It's fancy people. Right. Okay. All right.
I mean I can use fight. I personally don't mind. Well, I mean to hit him with it you're going to have to like a fight attack because he's like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, okay. So, cool.
I'm going to try to fight him. He's going to try to defend and he got a six. So, what'd you get? I got three fives and a three so that is plus three plus my two fights.
So, five. All right. Yeah. He sees the comment and he ducks right out of the way.
You're going to tiff a ten. All right. So, knocks it's your turn. Hey, these.
Hey, my turns. They suck. You can, you can create it. Remember, you can create it.
So, like you can do something that gives him a dick. What is that? What are you trying to do? Knox is going to be very upset coming into the door.
I'll be like, you know what? You should feel bad because you killed him and you took a quarry and you know what? Your suit's awful too. So, I'm going to provoke the shit out of him.
Okay. You're going to try to provoke him. Are you going to try to do mental damage or create a damage? I'm going to create a advantage.
He's going to feel flustered and get strong for the party. Okay. All right. He's going to roll wheel against that.
I fleshed out this character by the way. So, now you're rolling against actually. He's got b6. All right, he did not All right, so you're trying to create advantage or do damage.
I'm gonna create a finish. He feels okay not dressed for the party Okay, all right So now he is he has the dissiv or there's an advantage he is flustered so when somebody else does something against him They can say I'm going to use flustered and use that in a creative way to get a plus two to their role Okay, what I have questioned what did he roll because I could have done it with style He got a three. I got I think I got one style point so they can do it twice. Oh Shit, that's the rules Look at them rules.
Mmm. Okay, so there's two uses of him being flustered out on the battlefield Robi no bees Okay, so he's got blade bladed arms or knives He has these things and these long like they kind of look like gladiator blades come out of them They're like kind of straight blades and they just come out of the top okay part of his arm Kind of like if Wolverine didn't have claws that were inside of him But like one big claw that came out of his wrist. Okay, okay. Does that make sense?
Yeah, it's like a state driver. Yeah, okay, so Robi no bees acting as quickly as he can he was a little distracted at the beginning of the fight but he sees the the punches flying and the The flusteredness going and he uses opportunity to grab on to with both hands onto the forearm of On the left arm of dark blades and he starts twisting his wrists in opposite directions On dark blades forearm. He's going to attempt to create an advantage by giving him an uncomfortable burning sensation on his arm So you're trying to give him an Indian Sorry native American That was the joke where everyone kind of like skirted around the actual saying without saying what it actually was you've ruined the entire thing Was that the joke But he's got a plus three and it was a wash on the roll or wait hold on okay. Yeah, it was he's got a plus three to Oh, okay, so he has to beat the Um He got a four he was able to resist your arm twisting like you try to grab at him and he slips So sorry down.
He's like what do you do? He's confused like he's confused because somebody called his clothes band Then try to give him a native American burn One guy was like I'm gonna hit you with a bottle he's like all right. That's what stuff I know and then one guy's like Those pants don't mess that top, okay Because aren't bullies really the worst kind of villains of all God Come on Look you gotta do what you know Okay, so back up to the top dark blades is like he's thoroughly confused at what's going on He's gonna spend one of his action points and he's good. He has a switch attack thing where he gets attacked twice He's gonna attack Golden arrow twice.
He's gonna do two slashes at you bring it first one he gets four Wash but my physique is a four so so neutral tie okay and on ties the defender wins, right? Yeah risk rules Yeah, his next attack he gets six I rolled a plus three on my role plus my four so that's a seven Jesus. Okay, I know Okay, all right. All right go on arrow.
Okay, so I'm going to again Excuse me use my physique from a distance and I'm going to pull the nice oriental rug that is under dark blades feet out from under him And I'm going to use the fact that Roman oboe is on his arm count of he's off balance trying to fight multiple people Are you gonna use one of the the uses of the advantage plus third? Yes, okay? I was just expanding on it. You know, I'm trying to make it good for the role playing Yeah, I guess listening to audience.
I love it bro. Ah fucking hell my rolls of shit Plus three to physique plus three to pull the rug out from under Four Perfect, it's all coming together. I just wanted to leave the floor bare so our feet would scratch it up You like you yank the rug and it looks like it's about to fall But you kind of like back steps off of it and like catches bounced the last second Here's a tip if you have a scratched floor take a walnut and rub the shell on it. It fills it in with the dark color All right, now that we're out of home and corner, what does anybody else have any other home improvement tips?
We can add to the home improvement. Speaking of home improvement. What is the upholstery like this about? The upholstery on the couches on the couches on the floor, you know I kind of figured upholstery was like what's on the floor carpet this this lawyer is kind of hip So he's going for a shabby chic look so all of the upholstery is kind of like it's kind of a light color palette kind of a pale blue Periwinkle style like shaggy mix of like a old 80s type shaggy carpet.
No, no, no, no shaggy shaggy Shek is different it's like it looks kind of like old formula like a lot of the wood stuff is kind of like distressed But white like painted white and there's like a lot of old vintage furniture that have like a pale like periwinkle pattern mostly white It's very bright vibrant I just wanted to know what was on the floor, but okay, maybe I Pulled the oriental rug out from under his feet. Yeah, yeah, it's gone Yeah, the the the rug that Phil was able to pull was like it was a nice faded faded blue and white with a little bit of pink So once underneath the goddamn hardwood floor cool. That's what I wanted to know Because I wanted to know how hard it would hurt if he actually okay, so I'm gonna use hardwood I'm gonna pull out a like a small little disc that Knox is going to throw at him, but it's it's easy to kind of hit him since it's distracted I'm going to use this it's a half of it is attached to Knox the other half is attached to dark blades and as soon as Historic lays there's going to be a tether and he's gonna shoot the ground and it's going to try to pull him down to the ground So it's like a it's like a tether line. Okay, so you're trying to create an advantage of on the ground.
Yeah, okay So what's killer you're going to use to use resources using my stunt? Okay, so you're gonna use using a stunt to substitute shoot for resources. Yep, okay, all right So then roll that's kind of a wash. That's still a three though.
It's a three And he got a four even You were able to throw it and cling to him and then shot to the ground before I could pull him He used one of his blades to cut the tether Robynobies do you guys know what tasing is? Yeah, like what a taser is like, you know where you take your pointer finger and your index finger and you point it and then you Jam somebody like an underside Yeah, I didn't know it was called. Yeah tasing or whatever. Gooshing.
That's what I know about. Yeah, okay, so I guess I'm not running around in the huge Dicks circle so I don't know all of these great ways to be an asshole So Robynobos gonna do that but he's gonna do a spin a point for one of his stunts to form his fingers pointer and middle finger into an actual taser and he's gonna roll fight to Taze dark blades with his taser taser. Are you gonna use the last use of flustered or you're gonna keep that open? Okay, okay?
And he's got a fight of two and he's gonna have a negative one total Good role, okay. He actually didn't get a great role, but he's still got a three which is better than a negative one So obviously he dodges your gooshing. He is on use All right, dark blades turn this is Which 3v1 so it's kind of like why just wait till next turn I have another insult out throw out of it He he takes a okay, what is it gonna do? All right, he takes like kind of a jump back and he pulls himself out of his belt and throws some knives at Golden arrow as he dives into my mind powers to stop it You can attempt to I will let you use physique to try to dodge or not He's rolling shoot and he gets For okay, I got a negative one on my role and my physique is four so I got a three he hits me All right, so he does he throws like four dives With your mind are able to stop three of them one of them gets through in there I'm just gonna cross off one box.
You know keep it simply. Okay. All right, and then it's my turn What room did he jump into now? He jumped down a hallway.
You can't see him right now. Oh Okay so Golden arrow is going to walk over to said bar cart previously and he's actually gonna take it and smash it against the ground and then he's going to Because obviously we're probably in the smoking parlor of this guy's house and so he's And I'm gonna grab the Butane torch that he uses to lay his cigars and turn it on and throw it at the pile of liquor Start to light the house on fire Alright, so you're spending your turn from starting a house fire knocks. It's your turn I was gonna start doing that, but okay. I was just gonna blow up the building again, but your 14-year-old child you should be fighting this armed knife man I should be fighting this armed knife man.
So I will run into the other no I'm gonna go get cuz apparently this guy's got it decked out wait Phil What other thing can I have to use as a knife at his fancy man's house? I need something to cut off the dude's head Well, I mentioned his cutlery is pretty great in the kitchen. So any serrated knife would do the job fairly usually Can I just try to drag him out the door just kind of like pick him up by the shoulders and slowly drag him out? Who the dude the DA the oh?
Okay, the dead attorney yes, you can do that like Are you gonna spend your turn dragging a body out of the out burning house? We need the evidence right like I Suppose I have gloves on by the way. I'm glad zone Okay, all right. Well, yeah, I know so is that way is that your plan is to drag this body out of the house?
Yeah Okay Robinobo, okay, so at this point blades is vanished. Okay Yeah, if we're not in combat anymore than robanobas gonna start helping knocks with the body Okay, all right A little bit of time goes by knocks and robanobas slide the body of the house Golden arrow you're you're setting a good portion of the house on fire out of the smoke leaps dark blades at you with two decks oh Shoot the first one is three Okay, I got four for the first fight Okay, then I got Again for work for the second one. So I'll take a two spot. Okay.
Okay. He is going to spend an action point on his advantage called dangerous blades and instead of being able to take the two box you have to fill out of your injuries out Okay So you can fill out two or one and how does like deep okay sounds? Okay, that sounds fine But that is one of his abilities I would say deep gasch goes into probably my forearm. Do you think that's good?
Yeah, yeah, that sounds good He get to deep. Yeah, you have made golden arrow angry because those were one of his arms that he uses to lift You cut one of my lifting master do a pay That's one of the two, but I need them Exercise works so I Rolled a plus three and then my fight is plus three because I put them up which is plus one to fight well unarmed Right, okay, so it's a total of Okay, he rolled a four So you do correct. Yes, you finally Hi, did you bring hot triangle pieces? Yes Hot triangle try hot triangle This is so much happening, okay, no, it's your turn you hear the commotion happening inside again.
Yeah, I'm quickly going to say so we We take I'm gonna take a not a selfie with the dead attorney But I'm just gonna take a picture of the dead attorney instead of picture or set a picture of an attacks to whoever I'm assuming dark bell and just be like job done Okay calling dibs basically My turn to call dibs fair fair enough Okay, Roman obo so Roman obo. He's got a piece of pizza in his hand that he snagged all his leaving the house And as he sees the old narrow taking some hits he goes not Don't go a blade man purple knurful and he's going to use this physique to try to grab blades from behind and hold him in place So he can't go anywhere. Okay, don't play Two total two total you got a three Just barely you're just mustard you could use it after the role. Yeah, you can if you want to use it You can get a plus to do your use bluster get plus two to roll.
Okay. All right fluster is gone now And you beat him by one so now he has held in place. He heard Roman obo y'all purple and it scared him So I was held in place the aspect or does he just Says that you can use physique to grapple and hold someone in place making them pinned or locked down Yeah, so he just can't leave right okay. That is an aspect on him right now is that he's pinned or held Okay, his turn he realized that a robot is holding him so he's gonna take his blade and he's going to attack back He only has one extra point left, so he's gonna save it.
He's attacking at Roman obo Baby he got a few he got a set she's my own he's all mad at you Okay Normally Robies would be trying to athletics his way out But he's gonna just have to take it because you're trying to to hold him He's gonna block with the Zeke okay? Yeah, two Wait, okay, so what? So your options are obonobo are to fill out the six damage which is huge or the one box and the four damage Which is big the well, what was your role on that? It was a It was to yeah, so he's got a plus three physique got one plus two minuses I'm gonna use taught all the right things by the wrong people as an aspect.
I'm gonna use a fake point and you can reroll okay So basically oh shit See now I am at a disadvantage because y'all like It was better when we none of us knew so no skills out he goes Remember what the sense I taught you That's so hope it's better That's a five this time. Yes, okay, okay, so you only take two okay So robo no boba makes his mind calm and takes two damage and he's gonna mark this on the physical or mental or something This guy's not doing a match. Oh, no, it's got nice. I got it stabbed in the brain Now it is golden arrows turn All right gold narrow realizing the impact of not being able to lift for a while goes a little crazy and courses behind a mask So go oh yeah Much man, and he'll slap his elbow and do an elbow bomb on the guy that's on the ground And he'll shout cream of crap There's a four two flights oh He got three So you did one oh Okay Knocks, I'm gonna go use my resources.
I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna try this again, but instead I want to try and He's is he still in Robo no boba's arms. Yes. He's not free yet. Yes.
He's not free yet Yeah, I gotta figure this out. Oh well knocks is going to run up and continue with the flourish and give him a purple Nerval alright, so you're gonna do attack to him. Yes, okay go for it I don't have anything to actually fight with so you don't have the fight so I'm gonna roll on a zero Alright, well, he's got a fight of five so like He's gonna have to roll exceptionally bad. You're gonna have to roll exceptionally well for this.
Okay cool. Let's do this. Oh Shit You tell me what it is first is that is that a total negative? That's three negatives.
Oh, so he rolled so five minus three You got it too. That's that's great because I could totally do that except I rolled a negative two So no love you had a shot. I had a shot. Yeah, but I roll you were negative.
You were so close to doing actual combat No, so now I'm gonna get you and then just kick some in the face Knox is like on the ground just just kind of like oh my mask Alright, Roman oboe. It's your turn to maybe actually do something. Okay, um, we've got him on the ground or is No, you're holding him. Don't do it because he could get you put him on the ground Okay, are you trying to create an advantage?
Yes? Okay, all right roll. Oh Jeez Dice because he just got all nice. Yeah, mine was pretty bad too.
Where's this to get to total for physique? He got zero You created you created an advantage of down Which can be exploited for a plus two cool. Okay Dark blades still on the ground while you're holding him and you pin him to the ground he is not liking that he is going to strike at He's gonna strike at robin oboe again hoping that He got a five this physique Three three all right, so he did two damage to you. Oh, I got to go to three damage.
Don't I yeah, right? Okay golden arrow. It's your turn. There is an advantage that can be exploited exploited for a plus two and He's still on the ground.
He said yeah, he's being held by Roman oboe and now he's on the ground Okay, you explain on the ground it will go away or the advantage will be not be able to be taken anymore But it can give you a plus two. Yeah, so let's just go ahead and give him good old boop sound Okay, are you gonna use the advantage I can decide after yeah Real good roll that's a five you got a five is whale all right using that advantage. Oh take two damage. Okay, okay now It's knocks that he's the down advantage can no longer be used You got a boot stomping like the boot stop kind of made him and robin oboe kind of recoil after you kicked him in the face And they're kind sure kind of like half up kind of struggling So golden arrow snack to see ends as he did the boot stop so it made seem a little bit worse than actually Go full macho man Okay, no, it's noting that he can't actually get into actual combat Knox is going to reach in his pack again be like well fuck this reach in and throw at Using resources to create an advantage throw like some sticky weird goo shit.
That's going to try to make him sticky Are you trying to stick him to no no, it's like one of those uh, oh god, what is it called? It's like those bio foams? Oh Okay, you're just trying to like hold him in place more right like it get him sticky Okay, you're trying to create an advantage of sticky create an advantage of sticky. Yes.
Okay. All right roll for it Especially with having rolling that's a plus four He got a three Right that man is so I want you so you were able to make him sticky Okay, we're gonna like throw him in a pile of dried leaves and just make his like next three days worse Robin oboe it's your turn and so we both getting up from this at this point Are we both still in the ground? You were kind of like half up and then knocks through a thing and it kind of made him like kind of stick in place Okay, so he's all sticky now. Okay Robin oboe's going to just take a wild swing at him with his his fight skill.
Okay Two You got a one so you get a four one, but all those boxes are full Okay, all right, it's dark blades turn. He's not feeling great. Did you you didn't use the sticky advantage? Did you?
No? Okay dark blades he's going to Fire blades out in a radius and attack everybody for my ass to a skill He's gone for there's a three hitting everybody. Okay Robin oboe does back flip I got a four to my use my physique to stack with my mind. Okay, I got five to athletics do to back flip avoid the knives Okay, I'm gonna use okay, the one who is knocks.
Okay against the first shooter tech Okay, that's going to be a just a straight plus four. Okay, you were able to just stand there motionless and it misses you It loves to buy that like the entire time he's been a kid, but like this is the one point where he looks like a total bad Bad mother trucker. Okay. All right gold narrows your turn So I'll look over knocks be like we say boss kill So wait, so he's on the ground now.
Oh, no, he's like he's like on a knee like kind of half standing But he's all covered in sticky go hold it Actually hold him still I've got something better than killing him so stick him to me like a baby Baby, okay, I do it like roll anything for that or can I just pull Well, it's a lot is that what your turn is gonna be you're gonna try to pick him up. Yeah going Okay, okay, oh boy Gotta for as well. He's you're struggling. You can't quite get picked up.
It's too sticky Yeah, all right knocks now it's your turn. Oh wait, you can you can use the plus two from sticky Yeah, I'll use the plus two from sticky and really stick them to my chest. Okay, you're able to you're able to pick them up It won't prevent it from attacking you. That's fine.
Okay. Now. All right, so this is a very precarious situation for our Mr. Dark Blades, correct?
Do so okay trying to figure out the best way to do this. I Would use one of my skills for this but not just going to take out his phone take a picture of dark Blades struggling against the chest of golden arrow kind of just like create I guess crazily trying to attack just take a picture of him make a witty caption and just post it to everybody's I mean everybody's Facebook or whatever other company and I just want to create an advantage against him in social situations So glad I'm gonna get a like a knife jab into my skull for that Okay, so you're spending some time on social needs not time. I am a millennial after all. It's good to take a few seconds Just snap.
Oh, yeah, right. You have it. You probably have an if this then then this or if this then that I probably yes, yes I just couldn't post it to Twitter that it's automatically uploaded to upload it. I was basically gonna upload everything But like look at this douchebag trying to get it in our shit Okay, and just post it to everybody so I want to make I want to make him a mockery on the internet And that's my aspect now in dark blades.
Okay, Internet mockery Okay, it's gonna be hard to work that into a combat advantage. Oh, it's not combat advantage at all Okay, I don't know if you want me to roll for that because that is basically making advantage Yeah, uh roll something that you would roll for social medias Contacts all right Because you might get down over the fucking no did not get down over the fucking right at a plus two so it's gonna plus Okay, we're all it might make for a page in a couple of days No, no, I'm creating an aspect against him. It's just permanently there Isn't really do this is like a I'm giving him this aspect it doesn't it doesn't last forever But it lasts for a long time so if I want to do something against him I can just down talk the shit out of him and get like just keep using it using fake points Okay, yeah, so you can you can create that aspect Alright, Robin oboe knocks is playing on his phone Okay, so we got a question about well I just say I use my empathy skill to try to get him to give up the give up the fight As an overcome I think that would be more of a persuade with not persuasion. All right, that's a skill correct I think it's the other one is rapport Yeah, it's more to charm or inspire people.
Well, yeah I would I would let you use like intimidate or rapport or Yeah, intimidate or rapport. I think would be the better one. Okay. Well since I don't have the because provoke is different than intimidate Yeah Yeah, provoke would be the opposite provoke would be like getting someone to fight you up Welcome to the same.
There's no intimidate on the skill list. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right. Okay.
Sorry. You're right provoke would be like Intimidate so you can use provoke or the other one says I'm just gonna hit him in a stomach man With a fight, okay, so it's a four total for fight Okay, you got three see two Okay, all right back up to him. He's he's mad. He's gonna stab you game feel He got six No, I got plus one so it's five damage.
Yep. All right, so I have to fill in my six box All of your other boxes filled no, oh, I can piece it together to create six correct. Yes. Okay.
Okay Okay, that works. Okay, okay, wait wait already had oh you're for okay So yeah, he rears up because you're stuck to his chest Like it looks like he's gonna cut the goob between you and him But he just kind of just drives his blade like in your chest like he doesn't like wound you like he doesn't hit your heart Lungs or anything, but the blade you could feel it in your body cavity. Yeah, he hits my pecs or else which is yeah almost as bad He's driving his blade right through your pecs Your turn. Oh, he's making me angry and he goes you bastards are gonna die I don't know a lot about wrestling, but I'm gonna do the moon where you flip somebody over their back and like Hit their neck into the ground, you know something that's probably paralyzed somebody in the past Like a yeah Basically since I have a moment to oh to him.
So yeah, yeah, and I'm holding him like a pile driver Oh, I'm just gonna I'm gonna do a back flip and I don't want to like flip all the way around I just want to flip till I'm vertical with the ground and then slam his neck You're just trying to pile drive him into the ground. Yeah, so is that a fizzes. Oh, where's that a fight? Also, I think did somebody use somebody use sticky right?
Yeah, I used it to I would say it's a fight okay. Oh, thank Christ That is a I got a five to all right you did a damage, but all of his other boxes are full so he's got Spreading Realized He's not that bad he but he's he's pretty close He's how is the house fire? It's it's it's raging okay, but nobody's been paying attention to it. So whatever All right, so Knox it's your turn you're still tweeting um, but you see you see the fight is continuing So you said that he just got he just had a fill out his two box in his consequences No, he just had a fill out his four is four and the consequences are the actual like actual consequences Oh, what was the consequence when here?
He's got a he's got a sprained neck. All right, okay? He's got a sprained neck I'm gonna go ahead and use a fake. I think that's how you do it in order to vote consequences I think I've used fate points, but I'm just gonna slowly like walk up to him put away the phone very slowly You're like mr.
Doc. Please we've been playing with you this entire time. I mean purple knurples trying to hit you with bottles It's been it's been hilarious. Oh I would say just we can all walk away from the situation.
I mean We might be able to walk away from the situation you on the other hand It might be more devastating for you if you don't quit struggling so much. We're gonna provoke him into into submitting Okay That is a plus two on the dice plus four and provoking plus two on Okay Okay, he is going to spend his last fate point to enact one of his aspects He's gonna look you in the eye and he's gonna say if you don't kill me now You are going to die the aspect he had voted was killer be killed What is that there just like it's like it's one of his personality aspects that like he can resist stuff if it's like he doesn't He doesn't give up until somebody dies basically So like you were going to you were going to try to convince him to give up But he had both the ass his personality aspects to his advantage of not giving up because he didn't want to of killer be killed All right, it's gonna cut turnaround non-sholly fine. Kill him. Do I get a robin over?
Do I get anything with my role? Well, well, he resisted it by using a fake point fuck his face And he's my fake point to get it too. All right, that's it It's on now, but you know, he hates he doesn't like you very much bitch you are a mockery in social media You about to get a new room about to be a meme in five days have fun your room is social meat creds. Oh, yeah, okay All right, Robin Oby after after Knox turns around says fine turns his back to him Robinobo just kind of nods his head and then he levels his hand out flat and it starts moving really fast like a bishop from alien And he starts moving it towards the stomach of dark blade and he's gonna attack him.
Okay. All right It's a five total for his pink belly special All right, you got a four so we're able to think belly him. Are you are you doing it this way or this way? Okay, so it's bellies like this are you doing it like perpendicular or linear like is it pink belly slapping or is it pink Really driving your hand into him like a chainsaw.
Let's go with the chainsaw one. That sounds cooler I'm gonna use my last fate point to get that a plus two you invoking I trust my father Knox more than anyone Okay, all right, so you drive your thing into him and you enter your hand into his gut He is KO'd at very least And now we're out of combat. He is he's KO cuz he's taking so much damage in this game If you make a specific effort to kill somebody you can but you can just leave him here Um if he's left here, who knows I take more pictures of him. So I'll go narrow will release his grass me like well Should just chuck him in the fire and leave or that sounds melodramatic enough we should do that He might come back and have a vendetta against us.
This will be perfect. This isn't a movie. Ox's guys gonna die All right, so I mean you're right, it's not a movie. It's going to be hilarious when he dies, but So grand is a late one to see that Drag him into the fire.
Alex are you okay with this? Drag him into like the warrior and just kind of throw me a bunch of curtains I assume Okay, and then you leave the house well it burns are are you that's the big question though Are you specifically are you letting him just sit and burn the fire or are you going to like make sure he's dead? That's the that's the question golden arrow does not care. So he's gonna chuck him into the fire and he's gonna walk away And that's that's all golden arrows.
Okay. All right, now I'm telling you what I want this I want I just want to walk away Okay, all right, that's fine Because I mean y'all know how comic books work. Oh, exactly. This is why it makes it better Okay, no, that's fine.
All right, the house is on fire. The lawyer's body is in the lawn Is burning down. So, uh, kind of near your hospital Kind of pretty bad. You guys look okay, the robin oboe's eating a slice of hot triangle tip and He's got a couple of scratches on his head and one of his eyes looks like it might have a like a busted light out in it Um, so Knox you want to call us an uber or we're gonna take the dirt bike back He looks damaged.
I think we should find other routes, but let's not call anywhere here. Um, there's a building on fire Let's uh, let's try to head back through uh some backyards real quick. See if we can find a non-suburban like area And please just ditch your ditch your carol enclosed for the love of god The whole time the whole time you're just fucking carolers with bonnets and shit Look at the fucking top at rob rob leave leave the cloak on though. It makes it you less noticeable, please Oh Jesus, okay.
All right. I think that's uh, I think that's an episode. Yeah, oh god. Uh, we're yeah, I think so Jesus, okay.
So um before we end where are you guys headed? Uh, you guys won't go hang out with scurvy scratch DJ man turntable Scratch it's a turntable All right, I'm gonna go ahead and back to your head back to turntables place Uh, let's text him see if it's okay. I'll I'll text him be like hey turntable. It's golden arrow Can we come over job is done tell it yeah bro.
Yeah, bro. That's fine. Tell him we have the hot triangle tip I'll say k hot triangle tip on us. He's like he's like, bro.
He says sweet bro. Love them triangles All right, okay, so they're heading over to all right Oh boy. That was the stuff. So if you love the villain underground more than you love adberville city heroes Why don't you go on the twitters and go message?
Uh, what is this? Is this still at s house? Studio at s house studio hashtag hot triangle tip You're trying to start a podcast where between the two shuffles because rude dude We have to like look we put the guy in the fire without like chipping him down for a reason like come on. This is a story I know okay.
Like come on. No, I'm just saying All right, okay. I like I just think that uh they have more dudes with more combat Yeah, they fuck it so bad All right, so uh, I guess that ends that show. I've been your game mustard.
I'm Alex. You can find me at happy puke I'm golden arrow and you can find me at canada underscore Philip. I'm at co-dew 3 and i'm cody and i play knocks Hi guys. I'm will um, I'm at role bill underscore I play robin obon the show we had a lot of fun tonight But bullying is a real thing that with proper knowledge and preventive measures you can take steps to stop Thanks for listening Remember to see something say something Good god.
I love it psa the more you know All right, I want to see a photo of like the more you know what the star and it's just ribbon almost like facing there and just like