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Mar 29, 2019 58 min

Villain Underground #80

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The group is still split, and running into some crazy stuff. This game's mustard is Alex (@happypuke), and Villains are Silicon Artist (Phil - @canada_phillip), Robonobo (Will - @Rollwill_), Updraft (Ali - @aluminum_Iodide), The Librarian (Steph - @StephOKingston) Made possible from support from: Tony Srimongkolkul, Tony S, Trish, Eli, Mike, Matthew, Bailee, Nicole, Maddie, Phil, Ashleh, Steph, Zak, Jack, Pamela, Jan, Cody, Michael, Robert, Gwynn, Ben C, Hunter, Ben A, Trans Fur Productions, Logan B

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Hello and welcome to another episode of the villain underground. I am Game Mustard. I am Happy Peek. I am here today with four rounds, rotund, beautiful baby people.

First, we have the baseball will playing Robonobo. I've got stitches. We've got the basketball fill plan. So, contest.

Hello, I'm orange. We have the beach ball alley playing updraft. I'm bouncy. And we have the tether ball with a one time.

It's all down. Uh, Steph playing a constant, I believe? Or did you ever? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. You have a joke about. I will always come background as a vacuum in the face.

Yeah. Uh, so is your character's official name, Constance? I thought you did at one point have a, have a. Her name is Constance Inglewood, her villain name is the library.

Gotcha. Okay. Well, that's canon now, everybody. That's canon.

So we are a real play-based podcast here on that. You feed every canonical with all the other stuff. Uh, would somebody like to give us a quick rundown or a long, lengthy, hilarious rundown? Just don't do a long, lengthy boring one of what happened on the last of the lones underground.

Bill doesn't have his or his nose. Oh, yeah. That's because I wasn't here. Therefore, cannot do it.

Can you take a guess? Take a wild guess. That's what happened. All right.

Here's what I think happened. Um, I will not sling Barb's arrows in spheres. Oh, but do. So here's, here's what I think happened.

Um, I think updraft was probably trying to kill some humans. So good guess. It's wrong. Yeah.

Not, not, not coming from. Yeah. I think Robo-Nobo learned about societal programs, such as the public library was enthralled by it and went to the public library on a city-funded bus in Met Constance. Farming the girls were also thinking that.

Um, I think this might have been the cooking episode. Everybody got entered into some sadistic version of shops. Oh, man. That was great.

I'm going to have to rewrite tonight. So, yeah, that should have been in our OVA. Yeah. I was about to say it was the last episode of OVA, actually.

It was, yeah. It was non-canonical. Oh, I still haven't listened to that. I'm afraid.

Um, why? It was actually there. Tells what really happened. Well, I mean, I would do it, but I don't, I really, it's been so long.

So sweet played and I don't listen to the package either. Welcome to S.H.U. Villains where we don't listen to our own shit. I listened to it because I was on an ego trip.

Yeah. After I've went to Atlantis to try to find a ring holder. And Chronos said Constance to shadow her after I've got in a fight with Backdraft. Who's another elemental who wanted her to like keep the rings and whatever.

And then we all got kicked out Atlantis, which after half was really pissed about because she actually liked it. Uh huh. Uh, and then Robo-Nobo, I think had banana daiquiris with his old baseball coach or football coach. And went to see his aunt, uh, who had raised his long lost sister.

Yes. And I can remember what happened in the other way. It was like a run in with the sister at the end, right? Yeah.

You actually mean you do anything. Yeah. I'd like approached her, I think. And then she turned around.

Yes. No. Okay. That's not fair.

There's no way I could have guessed it. At least the Robo-Nobo portion of it. Why? Banana daiquiris with a football coach.

Old, I didn't even know Robo went to fucking high school. I don't know the great school. I don't need a specific school. I'm just saying didn't know Robo-Nobo went to school.

I mean, this title was a silverback. Yes. Silverback home. His high school mascot was the fighting humans.

Yeah. Yes. Oh. Okay.

So we're going to start with a Silicon artist actually. A Silicon artist. Yeah. You're returning from Amberville, where you had a conversation that you thought was pretty fruitful with with somebody that owned the hospital that you now deem as your own.

Yeah. And you're approaching the city. How are you traveling from from the city to this one? So I have chosen a new life.

Basically, all the kind of goodness and kind of charity I was giving out. That is kind of for not and kind of thrown by the wayside. What I'm trying to do now is make people believe I'm a god. Okay.

So I have donned and again, this is basically my skin. I'm just forming to make look like clothes. A white robe. I've linked my hair quite a bit.

And it appears as if I'm floating off like five feet off the ground. I am not. Those are millions of little tiny hair like threads on my body. So you're walking on those from one city to another.

Absolutely. I'm trying to gain followers as well on my journey back here. Okay. You haven't you haven't found any yet.

There's been no gas stations or anything I've been able to kind of preach at. Oh, you've done that. And you've asked many of people just not have decided to follow you on the walking path from one city to another. Okay.

Well, understandable. They did they see me floating? Yeah. Yeah, they saw it.

Interesting. You do live in a world where like people flying around is pretty normal. You know, that's a little fail bleeding into the kitchen. If I'm being real, I think it's impressive.

These people are not good point. I do think that Silicon artists would still think that's. Yeah, he still thinks it's like, wait, why don't you think this is great? Yeah, that makes sense.

I can't fly normally. So the fact that I can look like in five feet off the ground is pretty cool. But you still look kind of like Silicon artists, right? Yeah, I still be recognizable.

Okay. Um, as you're approaching approaching town, a man that you recognize, uh, he, he, he walks up to you. He says, oh, hey, he's a cardist. Hello, my child.

And who might you be? Oh, Jimmy, I'm sorry. Jimmy who you, oh, gosh, you don't remember me. Of course.

I remember all of my loyal followers. You are a follower, correct? Yeah. Great.

Fantastic. No, what I mean, I kind of follow your group around a little bit, but I mean, yeah, wonderful. Then follow me further and I continue walking past. No, buddy, I need your help.

Hell, buddy, I'll follow you if you help me. You're following me now. No, I mean, I won't. I mean, I will if you help me.

I suppose I must. I mean, helping the weary is something that I've been known to do, you know? Yeah. Is it?

Yes, James. Oh, that's not my name, man. Wait, Jimmy is not short for James. No, my mom was a weirdo.

Your parents just named you Jimmy. Yeah. You know, if you become baptized, you can choose a new name. You could choose James.

Yeah, I already got a kind of use of this one. I'm going to spit on his forehead. Thanks, I guess. And then I want to rub it in like the symbol of an S, but like one of those, like S as you made in like eighth grade, you know, like that weird boxy one.

He can't tell, but I do that on his forehead. So it's a lot like it's long. Yeah. Yeah.

OK. There you go, James, less to the name of Silicon artist. So you're not? Yes, of course.

OK, so I can't find boss. He's going. Who is boss? He's about this tall and has a kind of blue and a big thing on his back.

He's a shark. And how do you want me to help with this? OK, so he's kind of in charge of a lot of the club. I need you to look like him and kind of run the club until we can find him.

This is acceptable to me. OK, I will do this. Yeah, he found something and then it got kind of out of control and now he's gone. And I don't know what to do with us.

Now, James, I do not wish you to call me boss anymore, please. Well, if you got like I get in the habit of it, if you're going to look like him, I'm going to call you boss. Yes, but I realize this is sort of an audio tick for you. And I think that it would be maybe a blessed to leave that in your in your past life.

If I he is a thing boss, if I don't keep saying boss and yeah, I'm going to lose the accent. Those words don't take them away. Now is breaking the fourth wall, Alex. I got you.

So yeah, I got to keep doing that. So can you can you help me? I'm sorry, James. Did you not listen to anything I just said?

Of course, I am helping you. OK, can you can you can you shift? Can you make yourself look like boss? You want you want me to shift here?

I'm just like when we get out of the open. You make this real difficult. I have never made anything difficult my entire life, James. I'm all about doing it right now.

We're talking about the city. You're going to write the second. First, we must find other followers. OK, well, first, but you're not going to do the club.

I mean, there's business that has to be like this is on the way to the club. I'm just saying if we happen to find any followers along the way, that was a big amount. You should just go on my first idea and had great build a robot. Nonsense.

You know what? I'm going to go. I'm going to go with my second idea. I'm going to get a shock robot.

And that's what my plan is. Never mind. You do you. And I will see what the club James.

Goodbye. If you walk the way, what are you doing? I'm going to go to the club and I'm going to try to find followers along the way. OK, you are headed that way.

We're going to cut over to updraft and the librarian are in the like on the streets, kind of near a park area. Dionysus has gone away and updraft. You were sitting there holding a jar full of a woman. Right.

Oh, shit. That's right. It's free. Yes, her name is free and Dionysus trapped her in a bottle and then gave her to you until she quote, quote, unquote calms the fuck down.

And she's his herald, right? Yes. Yes, she agreed to be a herald and then got pissed off. So he put her in a bottle.

He's not the smartest of gods. Oh, not at all. So what do I do with it? This is awkward.

Should I let her out? She probably let her out. I don't know. You know, like it's corked right?

It's a corked wine bottle. It's a mason jar. It's a screw on lid. Oh, can I just like crack it just a little bit and like listen?

What's going on there? If she is made of gas currently, so if you do crack a little bit, she will escape. Oh, I'm just going to like hold it up to my ear then. OK, you do hear kind of a weird, equity voice.

It does not sound pleased. Is it saying anything specific? You can't really tell what it's saying, but it does sound blue collar, if you will. I kind of am enjoying that for ticket.

Oh, I can find some things. Oh, I didn't know that one. Interesting. Yeah, not very happy she is.

I'm going to open the jar. All right. Constance, are you going to do anything about this? Probably not.

OK, all right. She's just watching. She lurking and we'll see what happens. You will you open the jar free immediately escapes from the jar and reconstitutes.

It seems like being in a gaseous form takes a little bit out of her and she's stuck in a gaseous form shoved into a bottle for you don't know how long. But she seems pretty upset. Look, I know that you're obviously pissed. You have every right to be.

Yeah, a little bit. Die is a little bit of an idiot. Put me in a jar. To be fair, his favorite things come out of jars and bottles.

So it was really a compliment. OK, all right. Well, thanks for letting me out. I need to go take care of some stuff, I guess.

Like what? Well, I have to go find my partner and then I don't know. Figure out how to not be a herald of somebody, I guess. I don't think that's a doodle you can undo.

Well, you know what, darling, I'm going to give it a try. She boops your nose. And then she turns it to a gas and starts flying away. She just touched me.

Anyone else see that? No? OK, that was weird. He dies going to be pissed.

Oh, well. All right. So what are you two doing now? Were we going anywhere in particular?

Or were we just, I mean, I was just following you. You had checked on the bad rings? Oh, right. And then I was trying to follow the next ring.

OK. You're getting to read on the firing. Ooh, the one that frickin' back-draft wanted. I will follow it.

OK. Constance, are you following as well? I sure am. All right.

Are you doing anything about Constance following you? I'm draft. Do I notice or following me? You know what, make a notice roll for me.

That would be A plus one. Yeah. It's super simple notice. You're like, yeah, this person can follow me.

You know, turn around and look and I'll be like, look, lady, why do you keep following me? I'm following you because Crown House told me to. OK. Well, respect my elders and I do what I'm told.

That's not a fun way to live. Why are you wandering around doing these rings? Who told you to do that? My mom, which is different.

That's different. That's different. Because yes, because this other dude who's very much older than me told me to do this other thing and I didn't do it, I did the opposite. So, yeah, it's different.

It's not different. But it's different. I appreciate that you respect your mother above all others. I mean, she can kind of destroy me with like half a thought.

So, half to. But why are you following me? Because I was told to. OK, but do you have to be like right here?

Can you like back it up a little bit? You're invading my personal space. Fine. She steps back like one spot and starts you in a hard candy for a person.

All right. So then you're after that, you're following the the fire ring, right? Yes. OK.

The fire ring takes you on a little bit of a journey outside of town, kind of past another town into another town. So you do travel a little while and you come to a what looks like a like a nursing care facility. I'm going to turn around to face contents, I'm sure is fairly close to behind you. Be like, hey, it looks like we're along with your people.

Oh, no, I don't know anybody here since I hold on. You just you just kind of prove my point. But OK, I'm going to follow the ring inside the nursing facility, I guess. OK, when you go when you start walking towards a nursing facility, there's an older gentleman at the door, kind of a nice brown suit and like a nice fedora hat.

And he puts his hand out and he's like, what are you doing? Oh, we'll see my grandmother over here. She really wanted to visit her friend, Ethel. So we decided to just come by.

Is there like a new visitor policy or something? So we can't get in. Don't lie to me. It's not appealing.

She does have a friend, Ethel, who it was here at least. The elemental, what do you want here? Who the hell are you? Doesn't matter.

What do you want here? Oh, but it does matter. Look, child, I don't want to deal with your nonsense. OK, look, I just I have a thing that I have to do.

So can you just let me get in and do it and then I'll leave and then you won't have to deal with me anymore? No. Why not? Because you're being rude and disrespectful to your elders.

How am I being mean? You shut up. How am I being rude? That right there, child.

That was me informing this creepy lady who's been following me through multiple towns. Her opinion is not welcome. Well, either way, I'm not going to let you pass. We are going to go to Robonobus.

Robonobus, you are in, I forget what we call it, we call it, Benobos. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The company.

Yeah, you're there. Your sister's turned around and said Robonobo. What do you do? I need so many questions answered.

Like what? Where have you been this whole time? I haven't heard from you. I've been here in Amazon, North Dakota.

That's your question. Well, I mean, how come I don't know anything about you? I don't know. I don't know.

Siblings. Yeah, I didn't know about you until just now. Well, OK, well, can we catch up? Sure.

After the workday, can you just hang around for a little bit and we can talk? Well, yeah, sure. What is there to do around here? Do you have a rec center?

Yeah, we're a relatively modern company. So, you know, that kind of millionaires, there's a bunch of bean bags and some slides and you know, like a ping-pong table and whatnot. Oh, OK. Yeah, you go have fun there and I'll meet you around, you know, 5.30.

Oh, yeah, all right. OK. She goes about to work. What do you do?

I'm going to go do my laundry and the company laundry room. OK. You wash your nethers in the company laundry room. And at around 5.30, she comes and collects you and says, let's go out for banana tea.

OK. I know a great banana coffee place that we can go to. OK, so yes, I'll go with her to the banana coffee place. OK.

She gets a banana boba tea. What do you order? Flat yellow. OK, all right.

So she asks, what do you want to know? Well, I hear that we're twins. And I hear that you're the evil one. What do I have to be evil?

That's just what I've been hearing. That's not how twins always work, dude. I'm going to throw all my mustache that I've been growing. Really?

Yeah, not usually. So you just came here to accuse me of being evil. Is that what the... Is that what you're going for?

I just needed some clarification on that. So it was a little confused. Yeah, twins don't have to be evil. Oh, is that all?

Well, yeah, I guess. You know, you say that I'm the evil twin, but the things you've done, Robo, don't seem very good. How do you know what I've done? Because I can read your mind.

OK, then. How many fingers? Oh, wait, no, I'm going to roll these dice. These fake dice.

I don't have to do this. How many positives did I get? Robo, I'm not playing those games. No, no, just guess.

No. I'm not going to guess. Well, then maybe if you could read my mind and you know what's going on, then maybe you could help me out and point me in the right direction that what I need to do is a herald. As a herald for what?

That's for my bro, Zinko. Are you mixed up in the god thing? Zinko's a god. I thought he was a streamer.

He's an influencer. OK, so you thought you were a herald for a media influencer? Well, I mean, that's sort of accurate, right? I don't.

Yeah, I guess so. I guess. Yeah. What do you need me for?

Well, what should I be doing to like, what do you do as a herald? I don't know, I guess whatever they ask when they ask for it. Yeah, I kind of messed up the last mission I went on. Did you?

Yeah. OK, I'm sorry. I don't know how I can help you with that. OK, well, do you want to come to my wedding?

Yeah, I'd love to. OK, well, I haven't proposed yet, but if you want to say in catch up with her, she does catch up. You learn that she she is like, she does have psychicabilities. But other than that, she's just kind of a web mogul.

And that's about it. She is willing to go to your wedding, though, and you learn a bit about her. Can you confirm that the bin will say yes? I can't read the trucks mine from here.

I'm sorry. OK, so yeah, you catch up. Is there anything you're doing other than that? That's just about it.

OK, are you leaving Congo, North Dakota? Yeah, I'll collect or contact info in seconds, another invite and everything. OK, and then where you headed now? Let's say, do I know where everybody's at?

Yeah, I mean, you're pretty sure that they're all in a lapisarbor probably. OK, yeah, I would probably just sit back there then. All right, you're heading back there. We're going to cut back over to Silly Con artist.

You make it you make it to the club. You don't gather any followers. I'm a lot of people seem to be avoiding you on the street. Why ever would they do that?

Because you look like a big weirdo. Fine. You're standing alive, suppose. You're being able to hear things.

They're visible. Yeah, I put them further apart. OK, just just. All right, so yeah, you make it to you make it to the club.

OK, I suppose I will make myself to look like a giant shark. Like specifically the one that you know or just a shark. Yeah, Megalodon. OK, of course, I'm not going to make myself just look like a shark.

I don't know. I don't know how insane Silly Con artist is right now. OK, so you turn your. All right, so are you just going to go into club looking like that?

Yeah. OK, so a lot of people are asking you club questions. They're like drink specials and about shit in order. A lot of people are having you sign stuff.

OK, so I would like to make the drink special water. OK, and I would like to cancel all liquor shipments. OK, all right. In fact, actually, you know what?

No, I'm not going to cancel all of them. I'm going to instruct our bar manager to destroy all of it. OK, like I want him to take them all out into the back and just break every bottle of alcohol that we own. OK, they seem confused, but they oblige.

Yeah, I say, yeah, I'm a shark. What are you going to do about it? All right, so a little bit of time passes and kind of a thick boy in a nice spin strip suit approach is like, hey, are you are you available to talk to him? Yes, I am Megalodon owner of this establishment.

And I'm able to speak to you at this moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you. I know we've talked before. Let's go in the back room.

Of course, I have suffered brain trauma, and I do not remember your name, though. What? I've been hit upside the head and have forgotten names. And if I spoke with any accents, I do not remember.

I oh my god, it's so difficult dealing with you. I am Tony the queen. And I am we've been doing business for a while now. Tony, I apologize for any inconvenience this has caused upon you.

Allow me to shake your hand as though we are new friends now. OK, well, she can't be going to back with my other friends waiting. Of course, can you reintroduce me to your other friends as if I would not like to explain the head trauma again to them? OK, so he walks you in the back and there's two other thick boys and pinstripe suits.

And he's like, apparently he's got some brain damage. So this is how to get what I said not to mention the brain damage. I'm a real honest guy. That's what I do.

It's not honesty. It's just no mission. You don't come to Tony the queen and not get honesty. All right.

So anyway, these are business acquaintances. This is Tony Spaghetti. Tony, Tony, raviol and Tony raviol. So if I say Tony will all three of you look at me at the same time?

Yes. So you call him Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Call him raviol and one raviol.

You call me the queen and the queen. Yes. Spaghetti. Don't do the talk.

I do the talking. They don't do the talking. And which Tony is this again? Is this the queen?

Yes. It's a green. Perfect. Tony Tony.

So yeah, Tony, Tony the queen is like, so is all business back since the attack. Have you taken care of the situation? Pardon me, Tony, but again, what have I have stated before the brain damage has caused me to forget what exactly I was what business I was doing with you? If only I had a small fellow that could remind me at this moment.

OK, well, a little while ago, some frequent knives on his hands jumped in here. And he's done and he killed Tony Pizza Pie. And your brother, I assume. Yeah.

Yeah, well, brother, it wasn't the game. Yeah. Oh, wait, you're all I'm sorry. This is the brain trauma.

You're all independent people, all named Tony and aimed after a pasta dish. Is that am I following the how we named after a pasta dish? Really is a pasta dish clearly. His name is not ravioli.

It's ravioli. Ravioli. Well, how do you know the pasta was named after his family? It could have been, but either way, they share that shares that bunch of commonality.

It's a very influential family from Sicily. OK, well, then I'm very confused as to why the original pasta influencers, three, you all and your families suddenly invited a pizza pie man into it. What is the pie is not a pasta? What again?

Brain trauma is causing me to forget this. So if you've explained this before, this is not these are not important details of the security. They're kind of becoming important details all of a sudden. Do you do your brain damage out of brain?

Apparently I'm a shark. They don't have that much brain cells to go around. See, I said much instead of many right there. But then you caught your mistake and autocorrected yourself, which shows a little bit of cognizance.

Yeah, it's kind of it's the baseball bat to the skull. Anyway, so can you find the story? Your friend pizza pasta Parmigiano. He was not Parmigiano.

Tony Parmigiano is not here today. Anyway, some frequent eyes jumped into your establishment and stabbed Tony pizza pie to death. He started attacking started attacking other Tonys. How many Tonys?

What? How many other Tonys are there? It's a lot of Tonys. Don't worry about it.

Anyway, he was attacking other Tonys and then this other freak jump into the establishment with an electric stick and beat the crap out of the knife guy. OK, you following? I'm following. Yes.

OK, he put that knife guys after the guy with electric stick with that knife guy into traction because that dude's in the hospital now. Gotcha. So we told you if we're going to keep doing business here in your back rooms and whatnot, we needed you to take care of this electric stick guy. Is he taken care of?

One question, the nature of your business. I'm to assume again, baseball bat brain trauma, whatnot. It is illegal. Hey, we don't say that.

No, but if you could say that to me, is that true or not? Well, no, I mean, we've got some off the book earnings, but it's not. It's not the most egregious offense. Sure.

The person with the electricity has not been taken care of and you said, OK, will no longer be taking care of that because you are all our sinners and breakers of the law. And Megaladont me is no longer associating with that. Do you see my bar manager carry over there? They are currently breaking every bottle because we are a dry facility now as well.

I don't. What are you talking about? Your time is up. You're over al dente out.

You make a big mistake, Shockman. I have made many mistakes and this is not one of them. You're going to pay for this, you know. I look forward to the day, Tony, and I walk away.

OK, they start walking away to Rome. A notice. Cool. One.

All right. You don't notice until it's a little too late as they're walking out of the door. A bunch of your bar patrons stand up and they all scream, Viva Leblades. And they put on like Halloween masks of dark blades and they'll have knives.

And they go running up to these three ganksters and start stabbing them mercilessly. Perfect. I wish to shape my form into one of those with a dark blades mask on. OK, and I wish to begin savagely beating up spaghetti.

All right. A lot of people are screaming because now the these these mafia men have been accosted by what look like mostly anywhere between 17 and 25 year old overweight white males knives and they have sided with their own side. And they are they are stabbing to death. These these gangster men.

And when they stand to death, they go bolting out of the side door of the facility. Do you follow? I run out with them and I would like to see what direction they're going. They're they're running down the street.

They're like they're trying to get as far away from the club as possible. Now they're like ditching the knives like and they're just bolting. Yeah, it's worth a follow. Maybe you can take down a white supremacy group as well.

OK, you you follow them a little bit and they end up going into they're also wearing their masks. So you kind of blend in. Oh, interesting. They end up going to a hotel room.

Oh, OK. Yeah, I follow them in. Do you say anything to them or anything? Because they're all like kind of congratulating themselves.

We fucking did it. Do we fucking do it? Yeah, we got him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good job. Yeah. All right. So I think all those guys were named Tony out there.

Did you all hear that? They were all calling each other Tony saying run for Tony. Anybody else pick up on that? No, I mean, we know that they're part of the thing that the, you know, our man was after.

So we're here, you know, doing that. But I just want to point out, like, don't you all think it's a little weird that their names were all Tony and then I think I caught a little bit of it. One of them was named after pasta. And I think all of them were named after pasta or pasta was named after their family.

So you all think that's concerning because I was a little concerned about it. Well, they're dead now. They all start laughing. Huh?

Yeah. Yeah. But I want to get back to the last name thing in the first name. That's all the same.

Hold on. You seem don't be not agreeing with me. And that's a little concerning as well. Are you named Tony?

No, just hold on. Dude, we got to post it. And one of the dudes pulls out a laptop and he goes on to a message board website and starts posting about the attack. What's the message board website's name?

The message boards website is named for ooh. OK. And they are they're posting on a thread that is dedicated to dark blades. Oh, OK.

I don't post anything. Well, no, the other guy's posting about the about the attack in green text. Oh, they are wait, promises. OK.

I don't be like, yeah, I'm going to post about this too. And then I pull out my phone again. I'm going to text RoboNobo and I want to text them and say, hey, I found a group of white supremacists. Would you like to come kill them with me?

Question, Mike. I'm going to text back. Yeah, I'm evil now. So I guess I might as well.

Now and I respond back, but this is what we are doing is a good. It takes back up. Fine. Oh, OK.

All right. I'm going to cut back over to updraft in constant. This guy straight up standing in your way. I want to turn into air.

OK, you turn into air. I'm going to attempt to like slide under the door behind him. He seems to be watching you as you're doing that. I don't care.

OK. All right. He he follows you as you go into the building. I'm going to follow the ring.

All right. The ring is a little bit confused. It could be anybody in this building. What if they're doing that?

And I just like sneakily follow behind. Yeah, he lets you into the building. Yeah. OK.

But you can't tell exactly who it is because it's like there's a bunch of people in the rings not giving you a very specific person. I guess I'll go into every room like walk or float up to every person and just like put the ring up against their face. You are not able to reconstitute shit. I'm going to glare at the dude behind me because it's definitely his fault.

Yeah, he's yeah, his eyes are glowing and he's looking at you. Really? Really? This is this is the game you want to play?

He doesn't say anything. Can I say I love to him with the jar? Be like, OK? He looks at the charge like if you can get that child in the jar, sure.

All right, I'm a paper fan out of my bag. And I'm going to start trying to brush her into the jar. Do you let yourself get brushed into the jar? I don't know.

OK. I'm here. No. This is what the hell I mean, I can't see you.

So if you keep talking, I'll be able to keep finding you. OK, so here's what can happen. Elemental. You can either leave this facility or I can activate your power to a point where your molecules are so far apart that you'll never find them.

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