Villain Underground #82

I'm gonna do another episode of another round, I'm gonna have to be a game master and I'm here today with three blind mice. We've got Tic-a-dee, Phil, playing Silicon artist. Wait, did the mice have names? We have Tockety, Ali, playing updraft, that's it.

But I don't run real good. And we have the big thick clock. I'm a grandfather. Thanks.

And that's a staff playing the librarian, AKA Constance. So we were real play-based broadcast based on everything in the world and on the speed or whatever. So many people listening, I'm real tired. No, did those mice actually have names or am I crazy?

No. I'm sorry. Wasn't the, in the, in the, um, I know I'm with the Re-Kitty, Re-Kitty, Re-Kitty, Tockety, Tockety, Tockety, Tockety, Tockety. Re-Kitty.

Hold up. He'll do the Re-Kop on the Google. Yeah. Let us know what happened on the last episode, Phil.

Fuck, if I know. The only thing I remember is that Phil was on horrible tendrils of his own body. The force he remembered that levitating is not that impressive in this world. Yeah.

I was two episodes ago. Yeah. I believe in this, in the last episode, I went to the American, or US Rockets, how basically is that correct? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I went there with Robinobo. We were basically taking around, we wrote a bunch of improv pornos, put porn on the big screen. And then they being some members of like the God Pantheon I'm a part of came to get me because zero tolerance was coming and would have just like whipped my ass into a Bolivian.

I believe that's basically that just of what happened to me, I'll be honest though, I don't remember what happened to anybody else. Well, I said I'm I do. Up draft and Constance went to a biker bar and found the goddamn biker bot. Oh, I'm not about that.

Oh, shit. And he has like multitudes within him, right? Yes. I like the way you say that.

It sounds like poetry. Oh, that's not a me. What is it? I contained multitudes as a thing, and I did not admit that thing.

Oh, I'd, you could have fooled me. You could have fooled me. Yeah, I was almost impressed with you. No longer.

So yeah, you got the other goddamn biker bot and then found out he had a bunch of people inside of him, one of which guy wants to give the one of the rings to which ring was it? The wind ring? Yes. This is the last one.

Yeah. Yes, the last one. Yeah, the wind ring. So and he said he can't wear the ring because he's a goddamn robot, but the soul inside of him needs to find a body before you can give the ring to them.

So that's where y'all were. Oh, and then you summit across towards Demon. I, OK. Oh, yeah.

I thought I heard something about it. Yeah. Well, Mr. John's agency, press words.

Cross words where you will be lonely. Constance loves to summon crossword demons. They're most people on Sundays. Post-phone on Sundays.

That's what we'll be with. Will Schwartz do that? Yeah. Who's also an exit character in this one?

Yeah. Yeah. He's puzzling. There you go.

All right. Yeah, he was a post-looking. All right, so that's where we're going to start with a Constance and Uptraft at the Crossroads, not being lonely. Robert or Mr.

Johnson, if you're nasty. He's there and he's like, what is it that you want? Well, see, there's a soul inside this robot person here that I need out and in a body. OK.

So a working body. A working body. Preferably, yes. What do you want me to do about it?

Take the soul out. Was this not clear? So you're asking me to just straight up invent a body for a soul to go into. Here's what I can do.

I can move the soul from the robot into a body if you find one. Because that's going to be a whole process that you probably don't know how to do. You would be correct. I don't know how to do that.

Well, that part's taken care. I'll take care of that. Once you find somewhere for this soul to go, I'll take up that end. Cool.

What kind of like vessel body would you suggest? What's like the best? Best case scenario? Yeah, best option.

The best option would be to find a body in which the soul has been taken out of it. Can you do that? You're asking for a lot of deals from a deal maker. What do you want?

A deal per person. I do. OK. I get you to take.

Oh, we find you someone. We get you to take the soul out. She put the new one in for her. Yeah.

All right. So what am I getting in return? What are you offering to me? A deal making crossroads demon.

You get a whole soul out of it. What soul? Keep the spare. I'm already the thing is I'm already finding a soul or a body without a soul.

There's no spare. There's no spare. No, no. We find you a body with a soul.

You take it out. You get to keep that soul. Oh, OK. So what do you need a second deal?

They're their soul ripped out of their body. Tell marketers. Whatever you want to do. So who's deliberately making this deal for me to swap these souls?

It's a two for one deal. Can we like split it hazzies? Split it. Let me check my book.

I need to start some through a book. I can split it hazzies, I guess. You can go Dutch on this one. You can go Dutch on this demon's favor.

But what's the cost though? Like TBD. That's how crossword demons work unless you're offering something specific. It's usually a TV.

A soul? A soul is a good thing. Call the soul a down payment. Yeah.

So you find somebody in which you're willing to let me steal the soul of and then I can move a soul out of your robot friend into that body. Sounds like a plan. All right. You go find that.

I will meet you here in two days. Two days. That's a lot of time. But OK.

Oh, I've got shit to do too. Well, don't let us take up more of your time. We got somebody to buy snatch. I mean, oh, OK.

Then you can buy. Then you can vanish. You seem like a young woman with a lot of anger. I'm assuming you have somebody in mind.

I mean, I was just going to go to the nearest intersection and grab somebody out of a car. But that works. OK. So your bike or bot seems to he wasn't real close to that conversation.

So he doesn't know what you're doing. Do you feel him in on these details? We tell him we have a plan. All right.

Down with the planets. Hey, hey, just out of curiosity, my robot. Is there anybody that you like really hate? Well, you know, ever since I got out of the, you know, the brimstone demons ever since I got out of that biker gang.

I've been trying to go with straight and narrow living life of the kind of forgiveness you know what I mean? Sure, sure, sure. But in that case, maybe you should go back to your bar, meet you in two days. OK, so you're going to work something out?

Absolutely. Yeah. All right. You remember this whole thing is a backdoor pilot for my show, right?

So definitely. Yes. If I'm not with you, it's kind of like a side adventure for you too. All right.

It's probably going to be like a backup. Like a backup story in the back of the comic book. It's the what we call a twist ending. Very agatha Chrissy.

Who? All right. Well, I'm going to go drink at the bar. All sorted.

We will definitely grab you when you're ready to go. All right. So you were you headed now. You have two days.

Here's intersection. Here's the intersection. Jesus. OK.

Who is the most asshole, young person driver that we see at set intersection? Who is like aggressively speeding and like weaving in and out of cars, texting and also talking on their cell phone, all at a time. This is absolutely where our interests combine. Who has the worst car and is the worst person within that car?

OK. So you guys are going to sit at the intersection and stakeout bad drivers to kidnap. OK. All right.

So we're going to cover the Silicon artist. Silicon artist. You've been taken away from the tower by a robot lady and a lady in red. What do you say?

Which one? Who's friend did I kill? You killed the girl in the mexu is the one you killed. That's right.

OK. The girl that was actually speaking to you, you had not met before. So how am I being carried or what is our method of getting out of there? You tell me how you would let yourself be carried.

I mean, if they let me, I would probably just kind of like sling on them like one of those animal backpacks from the 90s. OK. Yeah, that works. It's cute.

I look like a lemur. All right. You turn into a cute, weird looking lemur. They need to be those face or whatever.

Oh, wait. You're still like the same size though, right? I've gotten bigger because I absorbed silly buddy. And so I'm just Danny to be those face.

You're like one of those like paleolithic super lemurs. Yeah, exactly. Like a sloth that was the size of a bear. A dire lemur.

A dire lemur. But in backpack form. So it's a backpack dire lemur. You know, it's like if you wanted to like it's the Patagonia version of like brand version of those backpacks.

Do you have a leash attached? Mmm. Optionally, the tail is a leash. Yeah.

Yeah. To like tie to a kid. No, the parent holds on to the leash. So the backpack goes on the kid and then you can just like yank him back if they try to run away.

Right. So like so their arms all slipped through as I have a clip in the front. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's still hugging them.

Yeah. Yeah. This is gross. Those are my nipples that like extend and clip together.

Aww. You have arms. Yeah. I need clips in the nipple clips.

You secretly got nipple rings at some point. You just like hook them together. It's like those magic rings that the magicians do. See, they don't go together.

Yeah, it's like this. Yeah. And like quick. And like quick.

Look at that. Okay. All right. Support us on Patreon.

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All right. So you're your lemur backpack. You're flying away from this place. You're flying in the air.

What are you doing? I'm just not going to talk to me. Like I have a lot of questions. Like how did you come back to life?

Also I'm sorry. That's not a question. That's just a statement. She doesn't answer the other lady kind of turns and it's world windy.

So she just kind of talks over the wind. She's like, I don't think she wants to talk to you. That's fine. I want to talk to her though.

Okay. I mean, she's probably not going to respond. Does she turn off like the speakers? Like can she actually hear me?

I don't know. She might be listening to music. I'm not sure. Is it rude if I try to go inside the suit to make sure she can hear me?

Yes. That would be really rude. She would not react well to that. We would have some problems.

Okay. We would have some problems. Okay. Noted.

Where are you taking me? Well, we were going to take you back to hang out with another person in our team, but you can drop you off anywhere you want to go. We just knew that you were in danger. Well, who's the other person?

Maybe I want to make some more friends. I think you already know them. Oh God, the mystery. It's like who haven't I met nowadays?

I also absorbed a person. So I think I remember most of the people they've met as well, but me being Steven has not actually met them. No, wait, what? Okay.

There was a me from an alternative universe named Silly Buddy. Right. Okay. He was a t-shirt for a while, I think.

But basically, we kind of just touched too much, and then now we're one. Okay. So is there any where you want to go? Anything you want to take care of?

Any friends that you want to visit? Because we left your friend behind, kind of. Oh, he'll be fine. Okay.

He always kind of makes it out okay. You know? Okay. That's actually kind of amazing.

It was like murderous rampage. We just took him back in. And then... Yeah, that seems weird.

No questions asked kind of deal. That seems real weird. Like one day he was trying to kill us all the next day he was our friend again. It was just kind of...

You know, water under the bridge. Much like killing somebody that you know. You should let, you know, water under the bridge. See what I did there, friend?

And I knock on the helmet a little fickle? That's a lot of water. That's a lot of water. You might need to chill with the water.

No, I mean, Robl killed a lot of friends. Like pretty close people to us. Some people take that really personally. Some people take dying really personally.

I mean, sometimes it doesn't stick, right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. Is it all messed up under there?

Like, no, she's fine. She's got a new body. She's fine. Just have so many questions.

Well, I can answer the questions. We've talked about it. She just probably doesn't want to talk to you directly. How did she come back to life?

A friend of hers went to the underworld and retrieved her. Damn, that's some friendship. That's almost like killing a bunch of people and having your friends take them back. Yeah, a little bit.

A little of friendships. It's a big level of friendship. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Is that person that went to the underworld the person we're going to meet? No. That person's on a different team. Okay, what's the whole team thing?

Okay. So it's probably better for them to shut over the wind. We're going to park for a minute. Let's go park on this building.

And then I'll explain. Let's just get there. I don't want to make two stops. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to have to get some combos and some Gatorade. Yeah, we're going to stop. Let's go to the cafe. Have a nice meal.

Good sandwich. I can answer your questions. Sound fair? Yeah, I guess.

Okay. All right. So you land in the cafe and she orders some food. And Gina just stands there.

She doesn't sit down or anything. And she doesn't eat. She just kind of stands behind to come in and clover. This comes in clover.

Pay for me. Yeah. Yeah, she asks the waiter for discount and the waiter gives her you guys a meal for free. So how do you score free meals like that?

My ability is to sway people in my favor and I don't have anybody on me. See, you and I are pretty alike. I'm also a con artist. I don't.

Okay. I don't think we're the same similar. But if you say so, I was pretty good back in my day. I don't really do anymore.

I think lying is kind of just like a bad person like Rossi from the inside. I'm trying to be a good person now, I am a good person. So yeah, I think if I had your power, I just want to do it. You know?

Yeah. All right. Anyway, so what were your questions? You know, just being good over here.

Yeah. Better than you. Is there questions that you actually had? Yeah.

Uh, so nothing messed up under there. Like new body. Yeah, new body. Yep.

Same mind. Yeah. Well, her soul and spirit and all that stuff. Yeah.

She remembers, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. I didn't know if the graduate was just like you told her or no, she she she recalls.

Cool. Cool. Okay. So teams of gods, are they like coaches?

And then like were the players of the game? Uh, yeah, kind of. Okay. That's actually pretty apt.

Oh. It's like you have a sponsorship deal. Okay. Right.

And you're on this team and you're working for your sponsor on the team. That's pretty apt. You're pretty close. You're kind of knows you're right on.

So the whole point of this is that there are a bunch of new gods and the old gods don't want to really give up their positions of power. Is that correct? Um, more like a prophecy came true and the 12 thrones are empty and 12 new gods must sit in them when the time is right. And basically a bunch of guys kind of divided up to, you know, into who likes who and want to be the top 12, you know, team.

Okay. So no team is larger than 12. Yeah. No, all teams are 12.

Okay. Interesting. So what happens if we say lives? Uh, well, then it depends on what team wins because they all have different, you know, goals and whatnot.

Sure. But like say our team wins because we're all good gods, you know, yes, we're well, we're sure, you know, all that, all that kind of stuff. Like good inherently good because we're good people. Sure.

Sure. And that's why we were chosen because of how good we were as heralds throughout our whole lives, keeping good. And so they've recognized how good we are as heralds and they have rewarded us by basically having us on their team. Okay.

Is that correct? In a way or useful or they think we're useful. Mm. Because it seems a little suspect that a known liar like yourself would be on the good team.

Okay. Well, I'm useful. I'm not very useful. So that must make me very, very good.

Sure. I guess if you say that, uh, so kind of just, uh, rule me a notice. That's my notes. Probably too.

It's actually a three. I'm just fooling. It's a plus three because I wrote all neutrals. Okay.

Uh, you do hear from far off down the street, you hear a big clunky clunky clang, like stomping towards you and a bunch of people screaming and running out of the way. Well, time to go be a hero. It looks like duty calls. So, uh, I don't know if you guys want to learn a thing or two about being a hero.

Oh, please teach us. Please teach us. Yeah. Uh, time to go be a hero.

Come on, Steven. Uh, I walk out of the cafe and I want to look down the street and see what it is. You look down the street and there's a large shark robot with a man piloting it from the top, charging down the street at you and it skids to a stop and it's armed, lifts up and there's a bunch of rockets on its arm and the man that's piloting it goes, you're with a club. I got myself a boss bot.

It's metal a lot. Jimmy. Yeah. Jimmy.

Not piloting a robot. It's actually pretty cool. Um, you know, with the club. Whoa, Jimmy.

I'm really angry and I'm driving a robot and he shoots a bunch of missiles at you. We're going to cut over to the, the, the stalkers. Start with the, uh, intersection. Roll me some notices.

I'm looking for like the most fuel inefficient. Yeah. Asshole driver. Just the deusiest car.

I rolled real bad. My texture. Uh, that would be a zero. I got a one.

All right. Constance, you, you notice, um, there is, oh, let me ask you this, Constance. How involved in, uh, the, the meta world where you, uh, prior to, uh, your latest adventures, like do you, were you in villainy at all? Um, I would say maybe some light to villainy, but probably not going back any further than a couple of years, uh, because basically she turned to villainy in her retirement.

Gotcha. Okay. Not, not deeply by any means. All right.

So there is a woman that you recognize, not, you don't know her personally, uh, but when you were younger, she was a villain that what kind of made the newspapers a lot, but now she's a, she's older one. She's about your age. Um, you notice her with, uh, with her family. And do you knew her as the pinball princess back in the day?

Hmm. And they're just like, you know, car going by. They're, they're walking down the street there at a, at a bodega. Which you know me.

Um, you don't know. Cause you're relatively known the scene, right? Yeah. You don't know her personally.

So you're unsure if she would know you at all. Okay. Well, I am going to just sort of do that thing where you kind of like turn away a little bit and like try not to like give them the full view of your face. Like just because you know I'm busy right now.

Okay. And, uh, I got some shit to do. All right. Oh, draft, give me another notice roll.

Jesus. I need to throw these guys away. Uh, that's another zero. Okay.

She's not being, she's bad at being shalot or nonchalot. She's being quite shalot. So, um, you notice counts as being quite shalot. Uh, y'all right over there?

Yeah. Fine. No, it's, you know, well, um, cause you're acting weird, weird than usual, but weird. I eat, do you see all their, like at your ten o'clock?

Where? I'm going to do the point and turn and look. There's just people at a bodega. It's generation and their digital clocks.

No, I know where ten o'clock is. It's right there. And I'm going to point. No, I eat, you know, that's the pinball princess.

So who? The pinball princess. Yeah. I still don't know who that is.

He knows. I think you, you, thousands of years old and you don't know the pinball princess. I don't care about you petty little humans and all your names and all your bullshit. Oh, don't give me that face.

I eat, she's, you know, she's, she's relatively well known in the right circles and I just don't want to, you know, get into a conversation right now and she's got her children. Oh, are you jealous of her? Is that what's happening right now? No, that's stupid.

Oh, you're jealous of her. No. What if I went up and said hi to her? Oh, you're a school yard.

No interest in that. You just said you don't care. I don't care, but it's fun to see you swarm. That seems awful human of you.

I mean, I've been living amongst you for how many thousands of years, much as I hate to admit it. You can't play. You can't play the, oh, you humans and your petty swaddles and then turn around to be petty. Why not?

It's not proper, but it's fun. I'm going to get up and walk. We didn't just have fun. It was no fun to be had.

There was just rebuilding. I'm going to get up and walk towards this lady. Okay. You walk towards this lady and her family.

I'm going to walk up and get. Oh, I know you from somewhere. I don't know what was. I have been exonerated.

Right. Right. I've done my time. Yeah, but my grandma has it.

Do you remember her? I'm going to play back at Constance. No, where's my insulin granddaughter? Where was I?

Did I know you from? She doesn't know you. She is confused. She is on the meth amphetamines and she needs to get back to her chart.

Oh, I see. She doesn't look like a meth head. Yeah, it's because I'm not. She is very meth head thing to say.

Is there something you want to do? Nope. Oh, I just wanted to say hi. Oh, what do you?

Is there something wrong? You're not a human, are you? Me? No.

You got weird eyes. Thank you. Okay. Well, I don't know your whole deal is, but you got weird eyes.

I will take that as a compliment and walk away. Constance, are you going to do anything or are you just going to walk away as well? I'm so sorry. You know, these youth, they just respect.

Timothy and young youngish man, you can tell it's probably her son. It's like, what are these people doing? And he kind of moves his fingers around and he creates like a little circle that has like some lines and it's like glowing with like a magical circle. And he's like, what do you want to find out, Mom?

Like, what are these people talking to me? Am I in the circle? No, no, no, he's got it. He's like in his hands.

It's like between his hands. Is his power to Google things? No, he's, he's a Googler. He's a doc Googler.

No, it's like he's made a magic lens that's like in his hands kind of and he's like holding it over like looking at you guys. What do you guys do? What do you guys do? Well, I mean, Constance is there.

I'm trying to start to walk away. Well, that's a nice trick. They're looking to steal some of the soul mother. What's now?

No. I have a terrible person soul. Okay. Well, I haven't been in on some action in a while.

How about I help you? Alex, do I know Princess Pindall's skillset? It's kind of a weirdly defined thing where she could like throw something and then something else happens kind of like like Rube Gold, Burdian. Like if she were in a room, she could like flick a penny and close the door like that kind of thing where she'd like knock over stuff and all that kind of shit.

So like she would ricochet stuff off it. So like if she would walk, she usually carried around like a bag of marbles and she would like throw them in rooms and like pans would fall on people or somebody would slip and fall through a table, that kind of shit. Very well. It's like non-sensy.

Yeah. He's actually plays the entire time. Yeah. Okay.

Side bar and I don't know if you've got a plan for this. Can she use hard candies now? Please. Constance has a bag full of hard candies at all.

You do know that she used to work with a now deceased villain called Dr. Delicious. No, it was she worked with a guy named Dr. Delicious who was primarily a candy themed villain who continued to continue to fill me into his old age.

Oh, all right. So she did. So she did. At some points.

I have the golden girls of villains soon. Okay. So Constance will like blush and of course you would be perfect for this job. What do you need?

What are you stealing this all for? We need to put it in a man who's living at a robot right now. Okay. I don't really get it.

How far have you walked away? I'm not too far. Okay. You kind of hear what they're talking about.

I'm gonna walk back and be like, wait, why are we divulging the plan now? She's gonna help us. Well, but I walk away for three seconds and suddenly we have someone else who's helping us That was a elemental. Oh Are you now and who the hell are you that's my son?

He's a wizard okay quit with that Why is helping me it's weird and I don't like it I spent a lot of my hard earned themed money to send him to wizard school. He's gonna use his powers When I ask him to hey Can you ask him to not cuz I could just like send him down the street real quick otherwise well? I mean I Don't understand what you're why you need a soul. I mean we can wizard up a soul.

You need one We don't need the soul. We have the soul. We need a body. We can wizard up a body wait Really?

Yeah, but we would need something from you like what well you're an elemental right? Yeah, I want my goddamn youth back Cool. What does that have to do with me? I need your blood and you think I'm weird well I've said him to wizard school for a long time You know it's not to make people yet.

You told me before you gotta give me your blood how much of my blood a lot of it You can make more um Yeah, you make more yeah, but see the problem also is constant we promise the crossroads demon a soul so He hasn't given us anything yet though Yeah, do you really want to be but you're not part of this conversation lady Do you really want to be beholden to the crossword demon no that's dumb? Why did you carry anything at a crossroads? Can you really bother us that much? He's a demon he got friends You've made bad choices young lady.

I told you you weren't part of this conversation We can do both you can give her your blood and we can get a terrible person from a car I'm so glad you're just offering up my blood to everybody. Hey, there's a random person Let's get him some of my guys here. You know, you are not being helpful. What if what if I don't want to give up my blood?

It's mine Then we'll take it excuse me I have a much more team version We're only a dodge from some missiles. Oh That's a one all right. You take you take one damage from the bevy of weak missiles shooting out of Megalobot. Okay Jimmy.

Jim. Ow first off. Yes second who built you a robot this fast Yeah, I got connections Jimmy Robo connections. Hey Jimmy Jimmy.

I need you to just get out of the robot I asked you so nicely. I was like boss held me fun boss. No, you couldn't help me you really Club you get a bunch of people more than his club Jimmy. So now I'm in the middle of box Jimmy I'm here to get you away from your criminal ways.

You don't understand you're killing your soul doing all of this You've driven me further into the criminal ways. We were running the club. We were listening No, you weren't you were selling liquor out the back door that's tax avoidance, which is against the law We're just against that God we were gods. What are you talking about?

I'm a herald of a God. I worship one God Okay, well, he's three people but he's one He's not part of the God He's one there's He sits on the throat. He has the right hand and left hand and I'm gonna be on his right hand when I die He's a big there's a ghost and there's a dad and a kid they're all the same guy and he's one guy He's great and he's also three guys while he is doing this I want to be sneaking like two of my toes like flat against the ground and like back behind him. Okay, roll it stuff That is at zero All right, you don't know what his notices.

Oh boy. Okay. He doesn't seem to notice. Yeah, he's a docu-branded yet Okay, so you What are you saying to him?

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy listen listen listen you and I can fight this out in like the desert away from everybody But you can't be blown up streets and the turn bomb just Pull you up a little bit. I mean I still like a lot. I don't want to hurt you too bad. Jimmy I was just in a cafe where you're gonna shoot missiles at cafe.

Yeah, we're gonna yell and you were gonna kill a bunch of Those people I don't know if they were gonna die. You know what God doesn't like the one tree God you killing random people Well, I've also heard I was watching I was watching some TV and somebody was a said something about let God sort him out And you know he's the best at doing that right now how God works. There's a bunch of bunch of uh Mothers in there, you know they're carrying babies. Do you want that you want that on your soul?

Babies go to heaven instantly that's a pure soul right there. Wait, no, they go to purg The baby's go to purgatory to go to heaven. I'm not sure you go to purgatory I'm pretty sure they go purgatory because they have a bit baptized Jimmy You just know a lot of people purgatory almost think about your actions Jimmy At that moment I want to like snatch him and like drag him back away from the controls. All right, roll me a roll me a Yeah, sure three.

All right. Yeah, you yank him off of it. He's like hey Jimmy that was a ruse I tricked you because I'm the master con artist You you lied to me Jimmy talk about being good you lie Jimmy I am better than you shooting missiles at innocent people for one little white lie Megalobot voice command Listen to me. It's Jimmy.

I pray Cover his mouth. Okay, he covers mouth. The robot does activate But it doesn't seem to be doing anything because he didn't give it a command yet, but he's trying to yell over you muffling his mouth With your toe Jimmy. This is not right.

I'm walking up to him now. Okay. He's like he's trying to fight you got a negative one on fire Roll against that Yeah, that's why he's riding robot. Okay.

Yeah, you yeah, you're able to hold him real well Jimmy He walked into a bad situation now What's my god's name again? Guaijin Guai and yeah, Guaijin boy, yeah, Jimmy you're in luck. It's like I said, I'm in the good pantheon my god Guaijin Glory be has chosen me as its herald because I am one of the best people around on earth not very useful Very very good. That's why I'm on the good team.

You can ask my friend crimson clover back here crimson Do you have anything to say do you don't hear anything? I turn around are they still there? Even ushering people out of the area perfect Jimmy I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm gonna pick him up and like still covering his mouth and everything like that And I'm walking away from the robot and I want to walk back to the the restaurant Hey crimson crimson. Where are you you don't you don't see the whole place seems to be kind empty now Now where's my ride? Are they just gonna leave me?

Jimmy I think we have to go back to us rockets tower Know what I'm saying is that like if that's the reason why they came to me in the first place Jimmy I can't understand you are you gonna do you promise not to activate your robot if I open up the mouth a little bit So you can have a conversation with me. Do you promise blink twice if you promise? Does he blink twice? No, he's giving you he's given the the stink guy Jimmy listen to me She'll drown you in the ocean if you don't blink twice right now I'll let you meet the real Megalodon in the ocean like twice Jimmy Oh, I'll cut your eye.

Let's see you never play again. Fuck He closes his eyes once and then he opens them and then he closes one more He closes his eyes again. Does he open them does he open them Alex? Let me roll Yes, he does I open the map like my little mermito that's covering him.