Hello and welcome to another episode of the Villanue in the Ground. I am happy puke. I'm your game master not today I've got three four roses with me. I've got my power staff playing constants.
What I know gets reference I've got my pleasure. Will play robo no, though Is this a bachelor thing? What is this? I've got my pain alley playing updraft.
I got them thorns, baby And oh baby we've got Phil playing Silicon artist. It really sealed the deal there Alex. Yeah, somebody got it. Oh God There used to be a great tower It's I legitimately like that song it's a good song it is good song I know it's mean to shit, but it's legitimately a good song and the video is very very funny Batman and Robin videos very very funny.
Anyway, we're real play-based podcast here on the sht you feed conical everything else Would somebody like to give me a rundown of what happened on the last semi-drunken episode of the underground? I Know Otherwise I legitimately do not do Six episodes when we've stumbled through this like Taking notes at least sitting there like a teacher making red marks on a paper Wrong I only started taking notes at episode 83 That you can't believe all of them because she wasn't on the first what 20 something episodes true. Oh, I have notes for those I Wonder if those were as dumb as it is now like not that I don't love it and it's perfect But I just wonder if we're actually still trying to be villains at that point. Oh probably a little bit Yeah, probably maybe a little bit.
Yeah, maybe just a little bit Um, so last episode on the villain underground updraft and free are just sitting around watching we have a fortune And then they get the right idea to summon Dionysus to figure out what the hell they're supposed to be doing to which Die Dionysus gets summoned and he's just like hey go find this one Herald and then go to this planet and kill everything They're cuz they were killing the planet Silicon artist goes to fight the Sarafim because that's a brilliant idea and he winds up like Fighting and subduing a Sarafim, but then he meets up with Taser and fights Taser with Whips wins And then it stuffs the Taser's body into Megalobot's mouth with the Sarafim Yeah, and uses his horrible body. That's quoting from my notes here to jumpstart Megalobot because he got Constance and Kendra basically just decided to go steal Excalibur, which is in London by going through Atlantis And then the true star of the show Robonobo performs this elaborate hoax with puzzle king to get the heck bringer box and then has to interface with Vin to solve it Except it's not actually a puzzle box. It's an engagement ring box and now they're getting married Yeah, and as an executive decision unilaterally all of the other little plots we had are now Kind of forgotten in villains fashion because the wedding of Robonobo So I'm gonna say that a Roble tell me how how you sent out invites email. It's 2019.
Okay. All right, everybody You didn't just DM us all you didn't get like a wizard to teleport them to people Hey, that would be pretty cool. That sounds expensive. Yeah, that's expensive.
So you know a pinball wizard. Yeah I don't think he's gonna get invited to the wedding. Sorry Yeah, I don't think he's made the cut but you email everybody that you're wedding and you were doing like a like a quick thing, right? Yeah, it's like a mass it's like a listserv.
Okay, everyone in my address book. Oh God. Yikes All right, so there's a lot of people cuz you hack a lot of shit you're Anderson like auto sinks to Everything that you've had so you've got a lot of people by employee is coming I Wasn't fishing people this whole time to Legitimately forgot about the entire best by plotline It just it all came back to me it makes me laugh so much. Oh When we tried to go corporate yeah, what other?
Extremely long yeah, yeah, it's just an episode in the office that lasted for like three months Yeah, what was the employee that you worked with it? He was around for No, it wasn't great Jeremy no, not Brad all right comment down below if you know what the name is Punch drunk so let's see that's bad as it's just real drunk Okay, so you send out somebody everybody gets the the e-vites what's everybody doing with the e-vite? So I see I see the e-vite pop up now that my phone is connected to Megalabot Like on the screen. I'm gonna try looking through sub menus does Megalabot have like rockets or like some way to propel itself It's got a sub nautical abilities like a don't can don't can shoot up over you and then you can travel through water quickly It's got summer.
It's it's a convertible it converts to submarine and this this ceremony is not under water correct No, it's not the ceremonies underwater, but you can travel through waterways to get there faster. Okay, perfect Yeah, so I will you know what fuck it. I'm gonna leave zap and the seraphim in there. You know, it's what it's I don't know We'll figure it out.
Okay. All right, so you take tesar. I think I called it called a zap Tesar and the angel you have it in the mouth of the Megalabot and you guys start Driving through the waterways towards a location of the wedding talking about location Roman. Oh, tell me where the wedding is taking place Mmm.
It's taking place at let me see what it where some locales from from way back. What are some some popular? Suvilla underground there was not no knocks is mentioned. There was the Think it needs to be a noxious mansion I think I heard we can get that place on the cheap.
Yes The real estate value is really Okay, all right you go to Knox's mansion, which I think at one point I said was bought by somebody, but I don't care It's funny that's not there being be no yeah I like that. I like that. It's a nice be an Airbnb now, but all the memories are still there Okay, so you're gonna have a noxious man and the old haunt so we're gonna go over to updraft you get the you get the E-Vite I'm assuming that there's like an address in the e-vite. Yeah, okay So I'm going to open my phone and be like I hate these things, but wait wedding.
I'm here for a wedding And I'm gonna grab free who is still I think passed out drunk. Oh, yeah, probably and fly us both Okay, so here's where it's gonna get challenging librarian. I very much doubt you have an email capable device. Oh, don't worry I'm assuming robo no was or that you know, it probably just goes to like the front desk of like the senior center that I live at And somebody would pass it on to me because you have to you have to print it up and give it to the old folks And then they like also take a liberty of printing out like Mac West directions to the mansion right so you stop by your Assisted living center that you live at was it the one that you stole all the money to live at the one that you like?
Okay, one for like people superpowers right before before you went to Atlanta And you get you get this message and this seems far more enticing than going to London to rob things Well, I don't know if it does you tell me you got this one has the higher probability of a free meal so she's on board Yeah, there was no RSVP option, I guess so I guess it's just gonna be a Okay, so it seems like everybody is heading to the wedding of robo no-bo So should we start with the ceremony of robo no-bo? Yeah, just paint me a word picture about the ceremony that you have The so there's like a big little to be the living room or what is there like a big dinner like a hall or something like that? What did we have in this mansion? I'm not having it in the beef palace Because the beef palace fucking huge It's a big empty empty open room.
Yeah, I think it would be good for like like a staging area, you know Like the bride and the groom go off into their separate rooms. Okay, that's where you have the first look Yeah, there's like a there's a large large chunk of property out there. Oh, it's like it's got like a hedge maze Yeah, okay, so how about we have it in the middle of a hedge maze romantic? Yeah, so the only way to get there is you have to navigate the maze I like the idea of the super podcast becoming a hour long us describing a wedding I really like this idea I'm leaning hard into it.
Okay, so so how does this air money go like it's in the middle of a hedge maze And as you make your way through the hedge maze there's recreations of iconic scenes from the boss, baby and And then I don't know it's it's nice. It looks it's like one of those bohemian modern weddings, you know It's not super fancy not like Cinderella over the top. It's just kind of chill So it's so it's romantically in the middle of a hedge maze, but it's still pretty low key. Yeah, okay See the goal out we kind of blew our budget.
Okay, is anyone doing anything special during the ceremony? I would I would like to gather rose petals that have dropped naturally and Make sure that they're floating gently you're all in my wedding party. So who did you bring who you walking in with? Oh, well who's in Vince side?
Yeah, Greg Gary Schmitz will definitely be there. Yeah, he's gonna give them away He's got a sign over the title Oh There's a few other ais some some robots that are there on Vince side who so yeah like who yeah Let's who are we walking in with if everybody's in the wedding party? Constance would probably wrap her arms. Get her arm and puzzle games arm real easily cuz she respects a good crossword Okay, that that makes a lot of sense puzzle of puzzle king and librarian Matt match and wits walking in walking in Only knows him as well sure so not as puzzle king Recognize on site as well Even in his full-ass costume.
Yeah I think I would walk silicon artists would walk in with silicon artist Make a version of himself and walk arm in arm with that When you do that, it's it's dangerously close to being silly buddy But you're still able to keep control perfect, okay? All right, so silicon artist walks in with himself as per as per him updraft who do you end up walking in with? I think in my vast knowledge of human weddings I would know that an open bar is the best thing so I would walk down the aisle with Dionysus so that he would allow everyone to drink his line. Oh nice very nice.
That's a that's a interesting ass wedding party So my question is when when you have to sit at others either side right of the actual wedding thing when you split Walk on the alley split up and you walk on either side silicon artist do you like stretch yourself across the floor? So you see on both sides. Yeah, yeah, I want to be I'm double in this one Silicon artists is the wedding arch Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, yeah, we're like I'm on I'm on one side I make an arch with my body and then like I end up on the other side so like we can we can put up like decorations There like you know what yeah, okay?
I'll dangle a little bit of myself like I'll let it go slack and sort of look sort of like a bunch of like hanging You know like frills down there. Yeah, I'll do that. That's a good idea. So I reminded of the million legs Yeah, yeah, I mentioned those million legs just like dangling above robo no bono in a romantic way Slightly slapping together since you're on both sides.
Do you get a groomsman gift anibridesmaid gift? I fucking better That's a question. What is robo no will get his groomsman original run copies of the Like I said, yeah, I guess it wouldn't have been on phs, but like DVDs of the boss baby series series What if you like illegally downloaded the Netflix like version of the boss baby share that's on Netflix I burned this it's not even like official copies. I burn them and then like made a criterion collection I printed it up on an inkjet and put it in blank sleeves Beautiful springy tears my eye how beautiful this way It's probably the only way we're gonna cry that yeah, so what do we say last time wasn't publishing?
He's a universal life church designated preacher or whatever. Mm-hmm. Whatever they call it and he presides over the ceremony It's a beautiful touching ceremony Greg four hours long Yeah, it's one of those catholic ceremonies where like six people get up and sing songs and then read read poems But half the time it's just like puzzling asking us to like Yeah, it takes the whole like the whole wedding like six hours to complete all the puzzles Like a test of your new relationship you have to solve this saw puzzle together It's a type of relationship if you drop the why switch around the letters and move the why to the first letter You have to fill in the blank of all of the Bible verses that are in the program And when they're doing communion, there's like one puzzle piece like hidden under like one of the wafers There's an actual puzzle there so my big question is who is the best man? What I think about it so kind of there the longest So he so his best man is none other than a man dressed all in gold costume.
There's a beefy sweaty boy Who that is will freeze no, no, I think we'll throw the tornado It's gold narrow oh, okay, so we got we got gold there so fill your plan double-diggly Easy they're virtually the same character So who's the who's the bridesmaid who gets to be the maid of honor who walked in with gold narrow I like how this is just a villain's retrospective episode All these drugs and things we could be dead eye Shareers on yeah, she cares on she time-traveled to come to the wedding Email yeah, she got that email in the future. Yeah, it's time traveling. Yeah, I like that so sheriff's on time travel to the she met Vin She was there old friends from the way back I Like that and then silicon artist can make googly eyes at her because he was a googly eyes at her Yeah, I do want to see the whole ceremony so at one point I do move my eyes to the top Silicon artist like standing in an arch with like bent over with his hands on his ankles just like staring at everybody Oh no much creepier So what else happens at the ceremonies anybody have anything to add about the ceremony I guess the real question is does anybody object to the wedding? Oh Because that's the smartest thing you can do as part of your wedding ceremony Alex.
Why don't you go ahead and roll for objections? All right, I'll roll for objections. I'll roll thrice No objections. Oh Robo no, but looks over at the dueling savers that he had beside he's kind of disappointed Certainly it's pops out of there Because he professes love for the truck All right, so All right, so no one objects the ceremony goes well everyone throws not rice because that kills birds Loves Up draft layers at her and like collects all each individual grain of rice Tell me about the the after part what do they call the reception?
What goes on to the reception every song is a line dance type I like the leg song Every single one of them every single song even even the first dance song is just dancing to like keep it shuffle It's like one of those songs are like back it up back it up and then like It looks physically in pain of a nice to cater weddings in college in my god the amount of like those stupid songs I heard It just made me in pain All right, so that's all those songs now. That's all you get Consistently hitting is there a buffet will there's there a food situation here? Food situation is we had fast food catered in there's no budget left So Constance is eating and then like trying to seek as much as she can into top of work containers in her Oh poor girl, she does not need the top of work containers. They keep those burgers keep for a long time I will say this I want to set up this scene real quick.
So golden arrow. It's been a while you've been Honest not great been in prison got out Kind of shack up with a guy now got a bunch of armor It's glowing gold obviously Yeah, all right So you you have been told before golden arrow you've been told before the wedding that some other heralds from your group Are here and you are to meet up with them and one of those people is silicon artist Eligid and other in the same pantheon Golden arrow not in strength Anyway, okay, so as golden arrow do I know anything about silicon artists like have I heard anything about this this this Friend of robo I guess I'll call it. Do you remember what gold knows lore is? If I'm if I'm betting probably none none to one All right, you just give me a good old straight rolled in and let me let me know what you get for lore Holy shit, you know, we'll go with zero, but I got plus two on my role.
Okay, so yeah You know a bit about so conners you've heard through the great fine not a good guy, right? Also, he pretended to be you for a few months Yeah, it's kind of a big bummer Yeah, cuz you were you were captured had explosives in your neck and then gray robber took you away and then this dude took your spot for a Couple months, so you saw yourself on the news and shit you like wait a minute. Yeah, that's not me Alright, so I'll probably I'll be sucking down some some red beers, which is a corona and hot sauce Few of those down actually no surprisingly good put a line some hot sauce and some corona That's the fucking ticket. What does it have to be specific kind of hot sauce or to be hot sauce?
Like the basket works best, but okay Just See I've probably sucked down like three of these at this point You know, it's it's the weekend gotten loose. I'm gonna have a burger. I'm gonna go over to the five guys table and Some burgers and fries They have the most protein like as the most meat the most protein. I'm not trying to find cards or whatever You're taking the bun off or you'd have fun.
Yeah, I'll probably pull some lettuce from my pocket, you know When I heard it was fast food, I was like, you know what? I'm gonna bring my own lettuce wrap Yeah, so I got like yeah, I give them to Constance sure Old hobo here So I finished up my beer. I said on the table. I walk over to Silicon artists be like So here we're gonna together in this whole god thing Yeah, I guess so it does look like that.
I'm still an artist actually I was you for a while if I'm being honest Yeah, I saw that that was Not very nice of you. Well, you know, I was just trying to get in with the with the group and you know keep out of trouble But it's like I ended up with the wrong group here I'll be honest, I do better when I play off of other people You can kind of give me a rundown of Like how does the conversation go? Essentially, I think it's just like after a while like Trying to make polite conversation because Hephaestus told golden arrow to do this and basically whenever I piss off Hephaestus Like I lose power and that that shit does not happen to me. Okay as golden arrow And I'm trying to gauge, you know, I guess I'll play that So, uh, what's what's your god's name?
Oh fuck. What was it? Was some oh? Zadiah now Shucks, what was that name?
You don't know the name of your herald like of your god. You're supposed to be a herald of that Yeah, I guess I just uh, well, it doesn't really matter at a certain point like it's just god war What do you mean? It's just a god war like You know, there's like sakes to this right? Like uh people have actually stuff on the line.
You know that correct Oh, yeah, I get it. It's just like to me. It doesn't really matter because whatever At this point golden arrow Just punches the shit out of silicon art Just like wheels back up his and just slugs him and I think silicon artists like head does like the spin around a bunch of times Okay, like his next spins around completely Okay What'd you do that You're just playing with this whole god-worth thing and yet that's not gonna happen You're not gonna be on my team. So renounce your herald ship because I need to win this thing I'm just gonna renounce my herald ship like, you know, kind of a cool thing to do And I don't know really anything else going on lately.
So I stole a robot. Um, that could help you, right? I could pilot a robot myself if I really need to uh All right, well, this is gonna keep going Golden arrow just continues to beat the shit out silicon artist Just in the in the middle of the wedding. Yeah, it doesn't matter Okay, how far how far does that go?
Too far Too far to it Adjusting to uh hifestis new uh set of armor um golden arrow kills silicon artist On the floor of the of the reception looks go there is not not one for tact and poise Okay, so uh golden arrow straight up murders I'm not making a scene of it like it's in a corner where the phone is just like giving him the fucking knuckles Just like keep the shit out silicon artist Everybody else looks like how funny are you? Oh Bruce as hell like just like it's like somebody stepped on gum like 600 times Yeah, like to the point where it's gotten kind of like a bunch of dirt caught in it and like you know It's the corner of this old like dusty ass airbnb mansion. So there's like there's a cheeto in there Somebody had legos So there's like a light like the kids stay like a bunch of broken crayons and legos under it and like yeah They've just kind of got swept to the corner. So that all ends up in like silicon's like artists like I like hair and then uh Yeah, you just brutally murdered your own character Yeah All right, so look how it just dies in the corner Constance goes through his pockets and takes what anything interesting there is nothing in there You're actually probably surprised by how how little is it like how did he eat?
Was he ate the bugs he found on the ground? Y'all never asked me about my diet. Yeah, it's And now we never will all right. I'm gonna I'm gonna see if anyone notices other than constant suit For some reason it was there she was calling old narrow because he was a source of hamburger buns You thought that was my superpower All right, so uh, yeah, so silicon artist dies in the corner constance is the only one that notices Um, no idea who gold narrow is no, but he gave you some lettuce wrap So he seems like a good guy and he also was the best man of uh robin up his wedding.
So there's that i'm gonna slip her a gold bar Just I'd appreciate if you can tell anybody about this Silence is golden. Oh, I like it golden girl and I walk away Okay That started out as a funny donk on fill You don't want to play against myself This is what happens you put me in a corner if i can scratch your eyes out like a rat, all right All right, we put you in a corner that you scratched your own eyes out Okay, so the first casualty of the god war is a It's a team kill. I'm just gonna call that The yeah, it's probably first kill is firmly fire way out. Okay, so is anybody else want to do anything at the reception before I start just Making my own scenes updraft constant specifically or robin oboe who's probably occupied with sitting at the big table and Kissing a truck every time people attack glasses.
Yeah, we uh we do the garter toss but instead of a garter It's like that carticoon thing It covers like five people trying to catch the the garter It does been have like friends of family here. Like is it what's the what's the non of metahumic crowd? Uh, it's a lot of construction dudes And then there's a number of like uh Computer engineers and like programmers and stuff like that So like people vin knew when she was created stuff like that and then construction people that vin worked with great gary schmitz and whatnot I should Here but Is it like a car show? There's like really nice cars there too?
Yeah, there's a few really nice cars there as well They stay outside mostly because they start going inside. They're just gonna fucking kill everybody Like this is a really nice old Cadillac outside. It's like a car show Cadillac and i think i'm gonna kiss it and like thanks for coming granny Yeah, there's a whole bunch. Yeah, I like that.
There's a whole bunch of smart cars out there and uh because there's like a support group for Sentient cars. Yeah by smart cars. You mean they're like, uh, they're really hotty and like arrogant, right? They're like too smart.
They're like uh too smart for their own good or too cool for school. Yeah a little bit some of them are like they don't want to associate with non cars So yeah, uh updraft uh constants. Yeah, you guys do anything at the uh the reception? I feel like updraft knows every single one of the dances And is absolutely tearing up the dance floor.
So now it's the whole night now updraft is just a self-insert a little bit I've seen you at a wedding This is just uv you can't resist the dance floor of a wedding so much you made your fictional apathetic nihilistic character You It's funny Ankle though All right, so uh you spend the you spend the evening on the dance floor. That's why you don't notice the brutal murder happening in the corner of the room Constancy following gold arrow what are golden arrow and constant up to after after the murder and hamburgers Constance is probably like uh getting people like young people to like get everything's like drinks and like snacks and stuff And then while they're up doing that she's right through their bags Okay, so you're uh you're basically wedding crashing stealing shit pretty much yeah, okay, all right Uh golden arrow. What are you doing now since I can't go back to silicon artist. He's dead Go to golden arrow.
What's up? What would golden arrow do out of wedding uh? Well, it's kind of awkward because like the lights are it's just dance floor lights with the exception of like golden arrows armor is just like shining almost Right in the sun. So like I'm kind of just like apparent everywhere I go except for that one corner For some reason for some reason you know whatever it was near the coat racks or something and no one was paying attention Yeah, exactly Uh, so I'll probably just be making small talk with like one of the uh, like I don't know cars that I found that's there trying to interact with it All right.
Um, I mentioned you were just like shoving people into chairs and then lifting them up above your head Yeah, I'd probably do that at some point a few more Okay, the other party trick I do is I just like try to do strongman stuff like in the middle of the dance floor See if anybody's impressed by it. Some people some people are impressed by it. Nice. Not a ton but some That's all I need.
That's the only audience I need uh, I'm driving you drug free here, correct? Yes, I did. Okay I don't know. She just passed it in the corner.
Yeah, basically the same corner that uh one of the same corner a corner near the corner that This is silicon artist got bashed in the bits But she didn't win a city there because she was asleep Uh, what a free uses like silicon artist that courses like a blanket Get in a drunken stuporches reaches over and pulls him over Like like a like one of those lion things what are they the lion rugs? Yeah? So uh robin oboe Mm-hmm then asks you have you thought about where you would like to go on honeymoon because I have ideas Uh, yeah, I don't really have a preference where do you want to go? Well, I have new capabilities um because of the the god that I have chosen and we do have a mission to collect some people I was thinking we could go to space space.
Yes. I am a space-faring vehicle now interesting development Yeah That sounds amazing. Yes. I'm airtight.
I have a life support system and everything I'm gonna post this all over facebook and make everyone jealous Yes, you can do that. That's fine. I don't mind. I would further just robo have on facebook It's all his like, uh, gorilla congo arkansas friends or wherever he's He's just like rubbing it in their faces.
He's gonna get to go to space. Yeah, okay Um, vin does say there are some people in space that we're supposed to pick up. I hope you don't mind Oh, yeah, that's cool. I mean, is this is this people we're saying with?
This is like a Airbnb type situation. No, there's submissions we need to do in space and picking them up as one of them Oh, okay. So it's just like an adventure vacation. Yes, it's an adventure vacation Adventure moon then like an actual honeymoon in k- yeah I'm gonna see so many stars Yes, so is that acceptable to you robo?
Oh, yeah, okay. When would you like to leave? Um, we just like blast off in the middle of the wedding while like dances Yeah, sure that's acceptable to me. Yeah, let's do it.
Okay. All right You get inside of in vin kind of transforms a little bit and then like points to points to the sky and rockets And vin starts taking off and everybody's clapping. Yeah It's just rocket exhaust hitting the dance floor Still gonna respond a little bit So like our body like flaps of the wind and the flies away like a piece of paper Now is being the magic school bus She is now She is now all right. So uh, yeah, so you guys take off into space Uh How does everyone react to the vin turning into a rocket flying away with ruffano in this space?
I'll be honest. I don't really know that car can turn into a spaceship, but that's cool as hell Is the party over now? It seems like some people are determined to party late to the night I'm assuming the way that uh updraft has become in the last 20 minutes That she is going to be one of those people who decides to party late to the evening. Oh, oh, I just I just had a great idea Is Donald since ill alive?
No, no, no Yeah, one of them one of the team characters shot him in the head I Wanted to make him the wedding planner Oh, yeah, no, he didn't come back to life this time. He got he got shot in the goddamn Yeah, I really missed a lot of the story That happened in uh generation justice the other the other like before the time jump, right? No, maybe not Maybe yeah, so uh robo and vin are flying off into space Uh, yeah, so the the party seems to be like dying down a little bit all the early birds are kind of taken off But there are some people that are deciding to party into the night. What does everybody decide?
Uh golden air is gonna go somewhere I don't really have a home right now, but uh, you know, we're gonna go find a place to sleep. I guess okay I thought this will get a cab home and uh try to pay for it by shaving off part of the gold bar that she was given Okay, like two flakes. Okay, this guy accepts the gold. I guess uh, he's a new bird.
He needs it No, Constance is not No, she hails a cab Okay, it doesn't go as well over with the cab guy, but knowing that he's not gonna get anything else out of you He accepts it eventually but grudgingly Stashes her for uh winnings for the night and goes to bed because it's like, no, no, no, yeah Okay, uh, when you when you get to your room, you know, it's like Kendra is there the girl that you left To go to this wedding. It's you Yeah, um and I we're supposed to do that god stuff now I went I went and stole the sword on my own because you abandoned me. Oh there's a whole adventure I couldn't tell you about it. It was fun.
Yeah, okay, I figured I figured you didn't want to but we have to go meet up with some of the others Um, yeah pretty much because this thing's about to pop off and a lot of people are gonna die It's so late Okay, you know what get some Z's and we'll travel in the morning Because we got some real snot nose brass to go to continue Okay, all right. I'll go sleep there All right, she goes sleep to the lobby. Yeah golden arrow So where you headed you're headed to go sleep somewhere. Yeah, actually probably so this this is that max mansion, right?
Yeah, uh, I'm probably gonna go find the beef palace like and hopefully is there anybody in there? Um, there's one girl in there Uh, pardon me. Uh, you can't really be in here. This is like a private area Well, I'm here looking for your golden arrows that you yeah, like I'm dressed in all gold.
What do you think? Well, I was looking for you and I was told that you would be with silicon artist who I know he he knows me Yeah, I think silicon artist like took off. He just took off Seemed like sort of a flake, right a little bit. Yeah.
I remember we were having lunch and he decided to run off to fight a robot Yeah Probably All right. Well, anyway, I'm part of your god group. Hi. My name's crumbs of clover.
Oh cool. What's your uh, what's your god? My god keep it. Oh, yeah, I give her high five She's like you're the most enthusiastic person.
I met that's into this whole god-word thing Well, it seems to be really bummed out by it Kind of pissing me off when people don't realize that like gods are gonna kill each other. Yeah, it's gonna get bad We're gonna keep saying that but no, we'll see Yeah, we'll see we're gonna win though. I can feel it. Yeah, it sounds like it's gonna be good time Not really a good time, but it sounds like it's gonna be a time.
It's definitely gonna be a time All right, I'll cut to updraft. I'm assuming that you're tearing it up on the dance floor late to the eve Um She's gonna updraft is gonna see that like a lot of people are just leaving She's gonna look around and be like wait. I don't know anyone else who's here I don't want to be here when I don't know anyone else you see free starting to wake up Uh, I will walk over So we're free is curled up in a corner. Okay, and uh, I'll be like hey, hey, hey, you gotta wake up now.
Okay. Yeah, what's happening? Well, a lot has happened since you passed out Mainly you did manage to summon die and we have a mission so you gotta you gotta wake up now and like sober up How do you do that? Uh time usually We don't really have that but okay.
What's our mission? Well, we get to go to a weird planet and murder a bunch of people Oh good. That sounds fun. Yeah, I'm down for that Don't you think we need might need a little bit extra help to get there?
Maybe yeah, probably Then you hear you hear a gruff voice from behind you say that's where I come in I'm sorry. Who are you you turn around and see a gorilla in a in a like an army hat carrying an AK-47 He's like I've been at this wedding this whole time I Uh, I didn't notice you. Um, yeah, you asked eight you said yeah getting line soldier. We're gonna get this shit done Okay, but I'm not a soldier you are now you've been conscripted into a god army just like me Well fall in line.
Goddamn it I'm tired of insportint it but why why are you helping us? I'm in charge here says who? Is that the goddamn velcro? Who's the velcro?
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