Villain Underground # 9

Welcome back to villain underground. I'm your game mustard Alex cater and with us. We have who's least prepared I'll say will hey guys. I'm please prepared And then who's next least prepared I'll say well hi everybody on semi prepared and then the the most prepared I'm gonna go code your new name is bill, so we all Wait wait, we'll fill what shit his first name is Wayne.

What's Batman's real name? Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce bro. Yeah, I had this whole joke planned out is it was all prepared like you were saying But now it just got like flushed up. Okay.

Hold on. All right. Wait. Hold on.

Okay Cody the most prepared with a great joke I can't even do it. Okay, cuz I'm Batman. We had a deliver bro I'm glad we spent so much time on Okay, but your new name is bill. So we got we'll fill the bill unless you want to be dill, but that doesn't sound good Yeah, well technically Dylan will leave the same name.

So maybe Skril my last name X I'll consider it. Do we have any other options? We have any better options use a fake point and you can be Skril I Think of I want to use a fake point for that even come. I mean be killed.

Yeah, gill is Gil works Yeah, you'll be like a fish a fish man. All right, Gil. Okay, Gil the fish man. Okay We are a superhero based fate ish podcast.

We play the game of fate not well We mostly just talk about a stupid characters and do dumb things um, yeah, so who wants to tell us what happened last time? I got you more catch phrases. Can we have a catchphrase? What should we say at the top of the show?

Okay, welcome to the hot hot triangle tip welcome to villain underground. I'm your game mustard and here we go What happened last week? Yeah, so last week During the course of a mission the gang had had gone to a house to to kill dr. Lawyer We're gonna go kill the da we showed up at the house and we were attacked by this Wolverine guy Except for he had one blade and his name was dark blade.

So we fought dark blade. We learned a lot about ourselves and about bullying We proceeded to give him purple nerples and wedges and glue him to our chests and All all other things. Yeah, cyber believe it. Wow.

We like just covered the entire thing So we beat him up and took some pictures of him posted all of her social media then through his body in the fire where it would Obviously burn and we will never ever ever ever see him again And then tweeted to DJ turntable scratch and snip and asked if we could come hang out at his house because we were pretty banged up Okay, yep All right So we open up and the crew gets the scratch and snip's house and you're a little bit you're a little bit banged up and turntable scratch and snip is like we didn't go as well as you guys thought Yes, I'm a asshole named darkly actually got there and we Had to kind of kill him but oh well Jesus, all right. Well, you guys can stay here where you get patched up or whatever Yeah, yeah, yeah, do you have like any gauze or like yeah? I got a birthday get over okay. I got you cover bro.

He gives you a first a good cool It take off the top part of my uniform and Leaving the mask, but now I'm patching up my pecs. Okay. So everybody do what DJ scratches this I Took pictures if you want to see I mean, that's that's up to you. Are you asking turntable if he wants to see?

Yeah, yeah, he's like, I'm not I'm not interested in that. Okay, thanks though. I would figure I asked I would ask first Okay, right. Yeah, thanks.

Thanks. No, thanks. I'm not quite interested in he's like got you homie finger guns. Walkes away Go sit down Since the TV's on in DJ Scratch and sniff apartment, Robanobligos and puts on cartoons and that sits in the background watching TV We've got the fully work for that Wait, can you guys hear that?

Please tell me that you can't hear that You've totally got me out of the game now Okay, no, it's going to figure out I should roll something for that maybe Okay, okay, okay, hold on before before we get to before we get to that so golden areas matching himself up So what show her you watching? Robanobos watching inside out It's about two thirds of the way through yeah, all right Okay, first off a change from inside out because it's only an hour 30 minutes We've been recording longer from that last episode now. I've dated this shit second off. It's on SpongeBob down Okay, so you're watching it's SpongeBob's on TV Yeah, it's the episode where SpongeBob and Patrick plan a heist and it goes terribly wrong and they end up murdering some of the people You find it you find it oddly parallel what's going on?

I'm rolling for contacts to figure out who hired massacre All right, trying to kill the tracks and so the conductor's like, oh can't leave the station I am not if there's anything I'm not railroading You can use me of a lot of stuff what railroading is not one of this is true. All right I barely I barely require the train to move All right, so you're rolling contacts. I've really context to figure out who blah blah blah who hired masquer kill me Okay, look at that. I got I got I got zero so I got plus two Okay, um you remember The the grave robbers phone number I call he's a level two contacts All right, because I remember he told you in the club that when you guys went in the club He was like someone tired to kill you sure did.

I'm gonna call him then. All right. He's like hello I'm pretty sure this is my voice. Yeah, that is your voice you all right.

How you doing? I was going hi. I'm surprised you could recognize me by my voice. Oh, I don't have a whole lot of friends But yours you are straight to me.

Well, you your relations with my father was wishing great. Yeah, he liked the weird shit Golden arrow go there will walk over and I can't leave it like yeah Are you talking great digger go away? Yes, I'm talking to great digger. Tell me sit.

Hi Golden Arrow would like to say hello to you. Yes Can you tell him to stop calling me great digger cuz my name is great robber? I think he's got you confused with some sort of Pro wrestling athlete. I believe oh, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

It's cool. I like that dude. He seemed pretty nice You should bring him around sometime have tea That we will do I will do that as soon as we can um Stop nodding your head at me not Anyway, so what do you want bro? I wanted to call you and try to get thank you for warning me about my Head having a no-cooping that Oh I heard about it through through a contact of mine who gets a assassination stuff usually You want to go with me I can introduce you to him.

That would be perfect We're currently not in town right now. It might be a while. Um, yeah, I believe massacre was set to attack my house. Oh Bro, they sent him after you.

That's not good. Oh, no. No, Mascale was uh, it was unforgiving to my house. Yeah, it's not good Yeah, so uh Yeah, whatever your talent.

Let me know let me know another you me can uh, you know We could probably get that done in I'll see if maybe I could deal with the Employer rather than the employee all right. Well, thank you. Great. I'd probably text you on tomorrow.

All right, man. Look forward to you That's conflict out there. Oh, yeah, it's a bad case Hey, yeah, hang up to like gas golden arrow. Yes, we're probably gonna go with grave digger in grave robber You've got that stuck in my head now.

We're gonna go with grave robber. Maybe on tomorrow to go see who hired massacre to kill me nice. Yeah, cool. All right.

I mean, yeah, that's Yeah, whatever. I mean, it's not cool. Yes, very chill Indeed. All right Robinoble how's your episode of swatch about going on?

It's going pretty good. He's been working on fixing some minor bugs in his system Just kind of tinkering is watching the show. Okay. All right.

All right. Okay. Um, So you guys gonna just hang out there for a little while or what are you guys doing? Yeah, I figured we could just kind of rest up here and then head back to head back home the next day Okay, all right.

Um, you rest up for a little while you can you can clear your temporary things and move the other stuff up So if you have any heavy damages, you know, I'll move up. Yeah, I'm all clear What a coincidence. Oh, am I You guys don't get hurt very often You mean I don't get hurt Which is odd because you totally should get her more because I'm a giant douche Okay, so yeah, there you are It kind of makes the news the next day that there was an attack and the DA died and house burned down and there's investigations And so are you going back to your home down? Did we get paid?

How do we get paid? This is a job of course right? Yeah, yeah, but we would you get the job from? It called an arrow that you you had the I mean Dark bill the lady dark bill.

Give it up. So does someone remembers. Oh, yeah, you had a stack of papers with you Yeah, or did I hand you that stack of papers? Never mind.

Yeah, you did All right, I lost my ally. I don't remember what papers you handed me Is it gonna be an issue? I Wouldn't say so we're gonna get paid for this job or not. I mean I took a picture of him I sent it to I think I just sent it to the committee.

I might have sent it to doc Bell I don't remember this. I mean it's your girlfriend. We could talk to her about it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, no one said such things I mean she did and she and I'm going to use One of my stunts which is use my mind power deception comes easy.

So double my deceive Which is already a plus three? Oh No, no, no plus one of my roles. That's a plus seven Does this Okay, if you you don't have to roll against it, but you can try to roll wheel against it. Oh shit No Okay, so I roll will against it.

Yeah, Phil why is gold narrow a pathological liar? It's like not even a way I can do that I don't know because I wanted to play in that way This is so good. He's such a chaotic control character Completely driven by greed and lying I actually rolled pretty well, and I still didn't beat it. Okay, so I have a four Yeah, you believe it pretty hard.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean he's at least got like okay shit All right, then Even game anything Oh really did she say anything else like I mean, I'm usually not one to the for the old ladies, but Some about like you being kind of cute and ambitious and she liked that I guess Okay, I think I might call her about the job I mean, I think it's okay if you told her about me of course What she knows who you are I mean in other ways, you know about me not she knows who I am of course because she thinks I'm adorable But you gave me, you know, you gave her the up and up on me that I'm charming and dashing So you're rich. That's just about it.

She seemed okay with it. Okay. Okay. All right.

I think on the way back We should I mean we should go there. Oh Of course, of course, yes, I've got some work to do on the beef palace So I kind of prefer to get back and only being away from it to this long right? Yeah, of course But Robo get the bring around the car we need to bring around the chariot. I need to write off to my woman Okay, okay, no, and robin oboe holds up his hand and it turns into a phone And he calls dalston All right, um you you after you call it dalston the people's car around Soon we get into the It's a gray like 92 tourists or something.

What is it? Oh, I don't know what was the last car you bought up? I got this it's like a 2002 tour. It's somewhere in my notes.

I swear to god. Hey Robin oboe before you leave turntable gives you a small portable DVD player and his collection of SpongeBob DVD Because I don't see you like the show and I used to I used to have a kid But I mean I don't see the kid anymore, so you can have these much more Well, thank you. You're welcome make sure to watch it the car Okay That's true But but now you have the portable dv players are everybody can hear that I don't even care anymore. Okay Listen here SpongeBob Squarepants in my background.

I'm sorry Look Cody has commitments. I do It's called a human being that relies on it. Yes, it says a BBK head goops Oh, no, I'm just saying if people get pissed about the audio. It's like he's got a kid He has to physically take care of another human being.

I think I think anybody would be that pissed off about the audio I don't know if I want the blues I'm fine with the goose like I could be a dick I can do all this other stuff But then like you get the things like messing with your audio or like things I have commitments to I'm like I don't want it Interferes so I get really nervous you like the way to do anxiety. No, don't go. Oh, I'm sorry I don't mean to make it ages. I'm just making jokes because I think it's funny.

I know I know it's it's still it's still funny Just like We've explained it now so that's canonical so it makes sense. We're just doing good for it It turned from like one thing that might have been like I don't know distracting for a lister And now it's it's canonical and it's actually production quality Transformed it's that's the definition of genius is using a using a disadvantage and making it into an advantage Right exactly I will a high-five turntable be like hey, thanks for letting us crash a man Oh, not a problem bro. Appreciate it You if you're ever in my city Yeah, and which city is the city that you guys are in right now. We're in Amberville City well, no, that's that's the city.

I'm in right now. I mean the city you guys are in oh the city the city You're going back to right now. It's a goddamn quiz show Alex We are Live in court city court star city. No triangle tip city.

Lapis harvus harvur lapis harvur labor harder. Yeah labor harder You're headed back to labor harder In Donaldson's car the car's making some weird rattling noise and he's like See human you haven't already hi, well, I need the sir. I need the money to be able to do that you get paid correct Yes, but then you make me pay Food and gas and I have to pay the car note on I like you have a thing set up So like I have to pay you back for the basically leasing this and by the time by the time all that happens My paycheck is basically like $16 a month So I see no problem. You're doing great budgeting apparently because you have $16 left It took a lot of crunching numbers to get $16 and let that be a lesson to you Conversation over all right now you're back And notice that nothing got solved can I take the card in the shop why haven't you already I don't make any money Well, you must be budgeting well I just want to note I'm playing my character That's why it's funny Exhalapus hard You guys want to go by an ox's mansion or you want to go back to the gas committee before we actually reach the mansion Can I check like on my phone?

Actually, what's going on like the cameras that I set up inside is this there nothing like nothing's happened? No, nothing's happened seems fine By the time we get to the house there might be some issues I'm going to immediately enter the building and run to a specific location if you would join me and I'm going to roll notice to kind of as we approach to look around to see if there's anyone kind of hiding in the area You don't see anything Okay, how say okay to that all right? Kind of like then very slowly enter the building looking around just very nervously Okay, seems fine go narrow standing behind you just kind of like looking around be like it's your house just go get your stuff I I was like I was saying before we were they were supposed to be company and That any points like this like machine gun and the side of the building or like on the one inside the buildings any points to a flash Bank that and that we're supposed to take care of them, but they didn't come Robo no boy hang that up. He points at some paint cans that are attached to strings I could put that in more of the more of the rooms Robo you got to tell me these plans when you come up with them I'm sorry.

You did good though. You did good kind of like clang clang clang petis head You Got good chance bro, so just go and knocks will get his stuff kind of re-armed himself Okay, gonna hop it right you know what just gonna get another vehicle from the garage It's gonna be like one of Knox's vehicles. It's gonna be like a hubber or something something big and intimidating and black Okay, are you gonna let down some drive it? Yes You have to clean me back in the gas.

I'm making note of where the gas gages Okay So were you driving that too? I guess we were gonna go back to the gas come anymore me. Okay On the way back golden air you get a call on your personal cell phone Okay, it's not your golden arrow cell phone. It's your real life human person cell phone sure tell me what that hotline blame I don't know that it means exactly booty call.

It's not a booty call. Okay, it's not my wife It's an attorney he's calling you and he's what is your character's real name? Do you even know if I made one? Remember Kyle XY Lancaster Garrison All right, it's gonna be different next time because you're not writing that down on time totally running down.

Okay, uh, the other line says Hi, is this Kyle Harrison? Yeah, what's up? Hi? I'm from the law offices Schmidt Schmidt and Schmidt I am in charge of the state of a Patty Michaels and you are the next of kin for her and she has passed recently and there is a bit of a state that I need to take care of and you are The inheritor of some of it.

Do I recognize Patty Michaels name at all? You do not What are your office hours? Typical 8 to 5 Monday through Friday. So if you could stop by your earliest convenience Do you know when you'll be coming by I would like to get this wrapped up As soon as I can well, I gotta hit the gym.

So you'll be a little bit. I don't really have a firm timeline Okay, can you let me know when you're available sure I'll text you okay? Thanks. Yeah, hang on all right.

I hope you can call me on an office phone Don't usually get texts I know Can I roll and investigate on Schmidt Schmidt and Schmidt? Yeah, sure okay. I've got a plus two to it which just plus two They are a Law firm that's pretty big and they have like they have offices in multiple states They started out west and they have a satellite office out here in Okay, but they're legit like well. Yes.

Okay. Absolutely. They're total legit law I'll hang up the phone be like you guys my My first cousin passed away Apparently I have to go collect some of her things so I'm just gonna go do that. Can you guys take care of the chaos stuff and give me my cut?

I mean she kind of meant a lot and be kind of it mean a lot to me if you guys let me go do this I mean certainly certainly but I thought you were going to be my wingman on this one I mean you kind of stole your wingman. You got Robo good with you And I'm sprout out from his back Just kind of like stare a rope over a few seconds right right right I built him number one number two Fine yes, yes, yes, dude do what you do what you may I Wouldn't want to keep the catch from of course, you know, what have my relatives dying like my parents or anything? So I understand totally completely go to do your thing. I'll ask Donaldson to drop me off it Schmidt Schmidt and Schmidt Okay, all right, so First he is who's he dropping off first?

Probably me because he has committees like a swamp So we're actually in the city. Yeah, I would really go actually specifically to go drop him off there first Okay can I can ever look contacts on Schmidt Schmidt Schmidt to kind of like I want to get the word on the street of What they are and the aspect is just like it's gonna be up in the air of whatever it is So it'd be like a rumor or like anything around them. Okay, so you're just trying to get rumors about Schmidt Schmidt Yeah, anything that I can use Okay, they seem like a pretty legit law office They usually deal in like a state law and like personal personal litigation stuff and a life Will writing that kind of stuff. Okay, okay, so golden air you get dropped off I assume I'm just in my civilian clothes.

It's right. Yeah, okay So yeah, you get dropped off the law firm and then the rest of the guys go Towards the gas committee you're at the law firm. Are you gonna go in or yeah? I'll go in and ask the secretary Kyle Gerson Oh, that's me.

I'm Gares Name so I was like he was one of the Schmitt's okay I don't know exactly which Schmidt called me But apparently I had a relative that passed away and I need to settle her state Can you point me in the correct direction? Yeah? Um, she the secretary brings you to an office and there is a man there and he's like hello. So you are Kyle?

Yeah Okay, um her State basically sums up to this and he gives you like a small box of jewelry and a couple thousand dollars And he's like it wasn't much. Um, she lived alone with her son out in Pearl City on the west coast and it took a while to find you Because she didn't have many relations, but I mean you're the closest relation and it was just do her kin so her son passed tragically It's so sad. How did they pass? From what the authorities say there was a fiery car accident.

It was it was a real big mess Witnesses saw the car crash and it was very little to be recovered So it's pretty much a total loss. I'm sorry for your loss there, but well, thank you. It's It's a tough time, but I'm sure sure I'll get through it. Um, yeah, so he says yeah, if there's anything you need as far as um Litigation or a state management.

Let me know root of you to you know try to get me to hire you as a lawyer when my relative just died I'm that's my job, bro It's what it's my job and I'm offering to help you with anything you need as far as this case goes No, I get I get it. I see you Okay, dude Okay, all right. You have a box full of some some jewelry and a couple of dollars I will go sit on the sidewalk and look at the jewelry. I seem to send some sort of box.

Yeah It's just miscellaneous stuff. Oh, look it and see if it sparks a memory at all It does not all right. Can I do an investigate on this patty Michaels? Uh sure.

Okay. That is a plus one to investigate Okay, yeah She's distantly related to you. She's like your great Cousin and third remove like you know, I mean like sure super distant Okay, oh, yeah, I'll just throw those imagine bag and it's kind of I think I'll actually go back home Get back to my lap and kid. Okay, uh, Knox You are at the headquarters It's we're both in the car with onelson still right.

Yeah, okay Um, Robonobo has connected to the internet in the meantime while they've been driving up and before they go in He's gonna lean over to Knox and say Robonobo got your back knocks Pulled up some good websites for you And so he had run a search for how to get women and he gives Knox some information off the first Return result, which was some website called PUA seduction library calm and he tells Knox at the best way to get on Dark Bell's good side is to do something called nagging And so he's gonna roll a deceive against Knox to see if Knox believes this information Quickly little search up nagging Do you not know what nagging means? Okay? Yeah, I guess I kind of did but Yeah, so it's a plus one. He doesn't have any deceive skill, but he's got a plus one All right, here's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna roll my will But I'm gonna use the aspect in the loins of evil to give him a plus two Okay Wait wait, hold on hold on. How is being in the loins? Are you giving Robonobo plus do? Yeah?

Well, you're giving yourself a plus I'm basically giving myself a minus two He's so young that he actually might believe something like this. He's so In the loins of evil kind of is he's just his experience So are you giving yourself a minus two to get a fake point is what you're saying? Okay? Yeah, I'm basically minusing to myself Okay So I got a zero, but I have a plus two so I get a two against his three Oh, I have a zero against his one.

So I believe him. Okay. All right, so yeah, you believe him All right, Phil you get home and there's a there's a UPS package Um addressed to you. Okay.

I'll grab it as I go in and okay I'll say hi to the wife like hey, you got that package. Yeah, what's that now there? I didn't want to open it if it was yours Well, I appreciate that honey, but what's mine is yours, right? But you know, it's fine.

It's cool. I've been busy all day Anyway, that's probably just supplements. It doesn't matter. Okay.

It doesn't feel like supplements. I'll open the package Are you just doing that in your living room? Yep, okay, um inside the package There's uh, there's two objects kind of loosely wrapped in cloth It's two skulls Bits of meaty bits on them one is larger and one is a bit smaller and in there is a note and the I'm sending you a link to what the note That's so let me know when you read that Do you want to come back to me while he reads that note and sure okay. Yeah back at the What Okay, so Okay, I'm ready to go.

I don't know Okay, go to where to go. I'm ready to go. I'm just looking at bad badass slow-motion walking songs It's basically knocks like kind of like nodding to Romanova as he's you know, giving him all this advice Yeah, no, that sounds good. I can actually do that.

I'm actually pretty good at that and Going to actually like slowly step out of the car and I realize that all of these are for women With a bad as walking song. Yeah, I just like okay never so yeah, there's a bad ass walking son Oh So why not why not Chug-boi-wow the chug-boi-wow-wow-wow. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, the bow bow song Yeah, I get out the car to the bow bow song. You get out the chick-boi-wow Just just kind of like slowly pans and it just him going through hallways with robo no But we're very slowly playing the song until it gets such a dark bill's desk and it stops immediately as Knox puts his arm on the desk Because hey, they're good looking is it just me or are you looking hot?

Not abnormally warm Because that heart of yours or that hair yours is just as black as your heart, okay What do you want Knox? Oh, I got that job done spread that red all over that over that grassy know and I figured I'd spread you over it too Excuse me. She stands up slowly and gets real close to your face and says if you ever talk to me like that again I will crush your skull. I like it when they do shut up.

Do you understand me? Yes or no? Give me one second Robo Robo, what is the sight say what is the sight say to do next this wasn't in the thing? Oh?

Say um you got a nice haircut, but would look better without bangs Okay, you've got a great haircut, but I think it would look better without the bangs She just stares for seconds kind of kind of unaware like just unaware She's like just kind of stunned at your idiot Knox kind of like puts one foot up on her desk. It kind of like stretches out trying to show off Sorry, I musta let something loose while we were doing that job at yours Can't tell you secret Knox. Oh, yeah, certainly okay She gets real close to your ear and then she screams as loud as possible, which since she has a sonic scream He's pretty goddamn loud. She's spending a face point She rolls she has a nine to shoot Oh God I could actually use my stunt for this So like like he's all excited about this secret He leans in for it and everything and like as soon as she starts screaming like he's just he just realizes everything that has happened up Into this point everything that has gone down to like lead to this moment.

He's just like sitting there staring So I got plus one plus my provokes of five So I take what are you using provoke for? Need to defend against yeah to defend because I have a thing I can use to defend against you attacks Okay, what is the thing the one who is not the provoke? Yeah? Can you just vote to defend against you attacks only for the first attack?

Okay? Alright, so what was your role? What was your role? It's a five altogether five so nine minus five you get four okay?

And I'm you gonna wait wait wait I'm guessing deafened Yeah, oh you don't have a four box do you? Yeah, you are you have really bad tonight is and like the screen actually physically pushes you down to the ground too and like Your helmet is like is going bananas like all of your internal equipment is like like red lights are going off Cause like warning sirens wait wait wait wait anyway Yeah, it's like what is happening like all of your electronics are going haywire and like there's just a ring in your ears And like the speakers are blown and like it's your whole helmet is completely fucked up and then she just walks away She's gonna look up a robo Robo Robo when you talk to him talk as if somebody was really horrible or like a sound grenade just went in there here So it has to be real bad okay? Okay They Staring up robo like robo never give me advice again Okay On the table, there's there's the payment. It's a it's a like $10,000 for the shop.

We scoop it up Okay, um, you know what back to back to golden arrow okay? he'll Golden arrow will kick the dining room chair. That's next to him breaking it okay, and Talk to his wife and be like I have to go take care of something honey. Just stay here.

Okay. I'll be back I'm gonna make a cherry pie. You like cherry pies. You know, I don't eat carbs.

I broke the chair I see that I see you broke the chair. I know I know that you get angry sometimes. I was trying to help you out What about what about a carb carb free cherry pie? Just a pile of cherries Lucy I love you, but sometimes you don't understand basic nutrition.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go off on you I know but I have a really good metabolism. So I always look nice.

I would love a cherry pie Okay, and she goes in and she starts singing Warren. She's making food. Oh god She's quirky I will I will text them and I'll text I guess now I'll do a group text to Nelson Robo and Knox actually now. I'll just take it over to the gas committee Okay, you're taking the villain uber over all right back to Knox and Robie nobies Roba no, but you got your money.

Yeah, he's just flipping through his emails looking for any kind of contact information or New jobs that might come available preferably ones that are more less combat oriented and maybe more like Heist stealth oriented or something where he could like maybe break into a bank vault. Okay, so you're looking for you're looking for Steve John yeah, he knows the puzzle king asks him. What's up? Yeah, I was looking like yeah, he sends he sends back like a like a weird slide puzzle with his answer Roba no one spends five hours messing around with the puzzle.

Okay, Knox what are you doing? I'm gonna go look for this this mailbox that golden arrow apparently has built Okay, you find you find a mailbox. It's got like your like a mailbox Like nothing in it. Nobody's putting anything in it at all It's over by a beef palace that nobody is using just like face-parming Somebody yes, can you help no I can't hear you anyway?

Yeah, okay, yeah, totally go go there grab Donaldson open up the helmet, okay actually no no fuck that no not doing that All right, no one gets to see Knox's face fuck that just gonna go look up look around the building like see who's all there Making note of who's there at the gas community trying to figure out what they're doing. Okay. All right. There's a couple dudes walking around At one point zero times walks up to you and he goes And it looks like he was pretty serious than he walks away.

Oh, no, no, he doesn't walk away You don't say that bullshit points to his ears Looks up dark bell and shows him and just be like I can't and hands his phone He says Knox get out of piece of paper to pen gives it to zero tolerance Right to the paper I can't hear that pays it to his chest he goes You're off a good hand job, I don't swing that way man He's trying to leave he's like he's not he doesn't want to I'm not I'm not following him fuck this Obviously does not want to use the paper Okay, all right, so unless you guys do anything else. We'll fast forward to go narrow gets there So go on arrow put on his suit while he was in the car obviously and yeah and gets to the chaos committee headquarters, okay You're able to get in yay I give the uber driver a four star rating not five. He didn't provide me any bottle of water. No, he didn't know So I get into the chaos committee.

Yep, and I'll look around and I'll find the first person I see Okay, uh, you see he's a villain intern It's just kind of a guy who like a petty criminal who helps like a he's just a henchman sure really like hey Hey, what's up man? Where's Knox at? Uh last I saw he was he was level two over by the beef palace. Don't give them daps and then he walks away All right.

See you later, bro. I want henchman One henchman dammit you want to answer why you I well hire henchman. I know I do realize this now I don't know I have henchman. I don't you have one henchman, but you treat very poorly.

Yeah, no, that's Donaldson. That's different He's not a henchman. He could be no no we cannot okay good golden arrow. Okay, you get to you get to level two you see uh knocks there Um robin over where are you at currently?

Um, he's just sitting in the uh just kind of like a common area of the chaos committee messing around with the uh slight puzzle that was sent to him from Puzzle king. Um if you just have one's bropling in the background. Yes. Yeah, I mean it's still just like coming out of speakers You know, that's uh part of his body all time Um, good.

Nobody else can see it though. It's just like it's being projected in front of his eyes Um, so um if I was gonna try to figure out a puzzle would it be doing investigate? Uh, yeah, oh that's fine. Okay.

Not that he uh has any skills in that but uh, let's just see what happens Um and he gets a one It's not a super hard puzzle. It's basically well. It's basically he says uh, yeah I have a face that I want to do and I was just I could use any extra muscle I could get Okay, uh, quickly runs over to uh, um, is not still around in the area or did he uh, he's over by the beef palace Okay, so uh, robinova runs over to the beef palace and he comes up to knocks and he goes, oh knocked puzzle king And followed it. We got And do for us All right at that moment golden arrow also walks up.

You see you see robinoble trying to talk to uh, knocks You see knocks just pointing to his chest for some reason And golden arrow you're there I'm going to push robinoble aside and i'm going to Kick knocks as hard as I possibly can Okay, are you legitimately attacking him? Yes Okay, let me roll let me roll my defense for you. Okay, you ready? You're ready Ah pretty good.

I got a one beat of one Uh, that is a wash with that so plus three Okay, let me go ahead and mark off my number two Okay. Oh, like i got one box left. Oh, look at that. Are you gonna are you gonna explain yourself golden arrow?

Yeah, go ahead explain yourself to the death kid I'm just gonna keep kicking the shit out of knocks This is an unfortunate turn of events I thought I thought that wasn't gonna happen like that. Okay, so uh, robinova's gonna step in and try to uh restrain bill narrow with his physique This mighty physique. Okay, so you're gonna step in the way. Yeah, okay.

Here's physique to oppose Yeah, so he's got uh two. I got five. Oh A man on a mission tiny robot monkey out of the way He's a huge gorilla robot. Oh my gosh So, um robin obo you can say something to him as well But yeah, I mean immediate reaction so I he's kicking him right right So the narrows oh what the fuck he needs to die robo just stay out of this.

I don't understand that powered down Can I use the feet points of our him down? I don't think you can use the feet points to make straight up turn off I don't know how fate works. Yeah, build narrow uses a fate point and goes Damn no one that no one would have ever figured out my clap on clap off Oh, okay, so um, okay, um, all right knocks it is your turn Um your your tonight is still bad, but you can kind of hear you can hear what they're saying though So it is your turn you heard what they were saying that gold narrows that you have to die I feel like there's only way I can win way I can stop this. I don't want to be melodramatic Do it.

Oh, maybe all right. Okay. That's talk it out. No Um, you know there's some asshole I don't know if we'd like to hear the thing that's if it's all I really can do but at the same time Okay, I'm gonna straight up just grab his foot as it kicks me one time and I'm gonna look up at to him And I'm gonna provoke the shit out of him It's okay Rolled provo Why do I use to defend against?

Will I don't have will Well shit, okay, that's that's only as zero the one Yay Rather yeah, you get three mental damage as you just see Knox look up to you and be like so I have to I'm sorry Yeah, he's gonna. I actually have to provoke you somehow He's gonna yeah, he's gonna say something into anything He's gonna look up at you like the only damn thing I heard you say was die And I don't give a fuck you can continue to kick me, but I won't die You think you're on a mission to kill me. I've got a big omission and your scrawny ass Okay back to the top golden hero are you gonna kick him? Since I'm gonna use my mental ability to pick up a 45 pound plate from the beef palace And pulling it at Knox's neck or ahead Okay, uh roll.

Yeah, so you're growing right to do that. So it's like my mouth. Oh, okay, you're hitting Okay, um Can I use my stunt? I know it says shoot, but I feel like this is Um, you know what?

I will let you do that. Okay, I will let you guys The rules on both sides cool. Yeah, I only got four. Oh shit.

Okay. No, I have a zero So I Yeah, you said you had a four? Okay I've only got a one box and then I have my two and six for whatever All right. Um So did you get hit?

No, I totally got hit hit me with a four, but I don't know how to separate him Is it like what boxes do you have? I have a one and then I have a two and a six for consequences So I'm guessing I'm just hitting with a six, but what am I what am I getting? Um, oh you got hit in the in the I'd say crack skull because you got hit in the dumbbell, right? For that four minutes.

We'll do that. You have to take a consequence Um, I I can't but enraged. Um, but I don't know if that actually works. I've never taken mental damage before so Um, yeah, it would be a mental thing, but it would probably be a mental thing to his advantage So like what kind of what kind of mental thing do you think would work confused confused?

Okay. Yeah confused So like yeah, all right So you're both kind of injured aren't you like so go do you have a one and a two injury box open, right? I have a one physical open and a two consequence box open. Okay.

What do you have? I have a one and two mental box And then I have a two and six consequence and then all my physicals, which is one through four All right, robo no bo your turn. Okay, um See Um, I would like to uh, I'm trying to use this uh empathy on this situation and find out if I can get any information about like What's going on with him? Okay, you're gonna try to roll empathy to get something out of uh, gill narrow.

Yeah, okay. I've got a one so Um, that works. It's gonna be I'll wash with a wine So you just got a one. Yeah, all right.

Um, yeah roll will not to let him. I got a negative one All right, so basically you're able to empathy him and get something out of him So uh, robo no bo is trying to convince you to tell him something and you lost by a little bit so roleplay that I guess Right Golden arrow you are friend. What are you doing? Knox led them to me.

He let me ask you right to my fucking family Any uh, robo no bo is gonna turn to knocks Knox, why you do this? Why why you do this Robo-normal confused Knox, I was I was waiting for my I was not enough is my turn yet. Oh, you can talk during other people's turns It's coming and not even sure also if I can hear yeah, you can hear you can hear it's hard still that's hard, but you can okay Just like all he's gonna hear is massacre and just like holding his head just be like Fucking what did massacre do this time? Killed part of my family threatened the care the part I care about Yeah, all right.

Uh, so no, it's your turn Golden arrow says his family isn't danger because of massacre I'm not sure if I can use this like this, but I think now would be the time Give me one second. I need a use I have one of the other things I wanted to use was a rapport But it doesn't actually cause harm No, but you can try to calm him from fuck out. Yeah Because he's good stop your face like this is one part. I don't like about fate It's just like I'm using a skill to like roleplay, but I mean I guess I can yeah I mean why not I mean you could just you could just try to talk him out of it But I mean if you roll a skill you're basically compelling him to I so it depends on what How much Phil doesn't want to be rolled.

You know what this I'll just I'll talk first I'll talk first and you can decide whatever the fuck I'm gonna roll. I don't give a shit anymore Anymore. Okay. No, no shut the fuck up.

It is not just time to talk Just kind of like looked out his hands. Look at this. I just like Fucking bleeding inside of this helmet. You want to talk to me about family?

Family right is that all I heard was family the word family used and massacre and how he's going to probably kill all your family Oh, it's gonna be delightful. Let's see their blood everywhere. What about my family, huh? What about my plans?

What about my things? I tried to hire you, but it seems all you do is take missions from these goddamn people This chaos committee all they want to do is inflict chaos upon the world And I'm trying to do something about it massacre is chaos and you will blame me for that For what we're trying to do something to improve the world and someone's going to hire massacre to come to my house Destroy my things because you can't find my family because Robo is all I have I have no family Donaldson is my family He did listen here golden arrow. No, don't you open your mouth because I can't even fucking hear you You want to get revenge on someone? Let's get massacre.

Let's get the chaos Let's bring the order and let's be the ones in control from now on So they're taking this bullshit ramshackle killing the district attorney and I had plans and now My skull is bleeding. I can't hear a damn thing and I think I pissed myself Golden arrow are you are you sway? I go ahead throw something else at me I feel like we kind of have to roll at this because I I'm at a crossroads as a person personally and how I've played this I am at a crossroads. I prefer something Okay, so yeah, so you're gonna have to roll a convince against so it's gonna be will versus it's gonna be fills will versus whatever Convince skill you want to be alright.

I guess I'll use report because I never use the damn thing right Well, that's two plus is it in a minus so it'll be a plus one plus my two. Yeah, no plus right wash. I got a four Okay, I got a plus four Okay, so you're so like he's he's convincing you to stay for now So so like you he's convinced you not to kill him in the sure Uh, so golden arrow obviously flustered at this point He's just gonna Goddamn it and just walk into the beef palace and start whipping around weights just throwing them against the wall and just breaking everything essentially And uh, he's gonna push the note into like after he's done. He's gonna push the note into Knox's chest Okay, I'll just read it.

I guess Okay, it's a hand written note with blood stains that says golden arrow I know that your family means a lot to you. Hany and her son were just the beginning I know more about you than you do More will die unless you do as I say deliver me Knox's head and you and your family will be safe signed to massacre You led them to me I either kill you or we kill him right now. You're right in front of me and I don't care But my family is not getting hurt. You need to make this right And he'll push Knox And just walk away to cool off They never stay from my way or talk Robo analyze the handwriting and the blood Real series.

Yeah, it's what he does. It's like a You know, it's a goat chemical It's just Monkey chemical analyzer or something that he's gonna use um to have to roll to see whose blood this is Alex or we just gonna Um, no, it's it's a woman named patty Michaels, patty Michaels. Yeah My girls, okay Roblynobo um you feel you feel some weird tinge in your head roll will Oh He's got plus two and will and a four all right. There's a tie you can feel somebody hacking into your systems Oh no system breach.

Okay, roll will again. It's a four again. Okay. It's a good time You see Knox you see he's happening.

You see Robo know but flipping out roll will again. I don't like this my pants feel tight Okay Whoa can't help you with that one there buddy Okay Uh, so this time you got a uh, well actually this one would be a zero Okay, it'd be awesome if you rolled again because you trust because you were taught all the right things about people Okay, roll again. What do I do How do I unhack It's like see a side of hack do fi-oh my computer remember Jeremiah think he taught you what to do counter hack Tell me roll to counter hack Roll the roll basically. Yeah.

Yeah, so it's a minus one. God damn it Okay, uh, robinobo you feel you feel your speakers and systems being taken over and another voice comes through your mouth and the other voice says Hello, Knox. It's me massacre. I'm turning on robin.

I was tracking beacon. So they'll find him and take him away Everything close to you will burn before I kill you And then robinobu have control over your body again What happened? Robbo find wherever that came from Reverse look up the IP address reverse look up the IP address robo and we're gonna cliff hang there bros Because we've been going Yeah, oh shit Oh, how like you're a real son of a bitch man I want to change all my skills all of this bullshit could have changed all your skills if you just want to kill you all right I know you could have been a new guy and then the one plot line we have going we could have just avoided Oh fucking oh no, we're doing this out with a crack skull and everything y'all got motivation yet Okay, that was a thing we did Okay, so everybody I just made everyone miserable and I think mostly pissed off Cody I think he's angry with me honestly in real life. Um, I've been your game mustard Alex I will destroy you.

You think you're mustard now. You will be based by the time. I'm done with you Let me do my outer Um and I'm at habit view I play golden arrow and I'm at Canada underscore Philip I'm at co-2-3 and I'm Cody and I played knocks Um also please message code at co-3 for henchmen uh applications yeah And I'm will I'm at role will underscore and do you want to know more answers to the big questions in this episode is dr Lawyer actually dark blade his turntable gonna let us stay at his apartment again And is puzzle king actually going to join our crusade find out on the next exciting episode of villain underground You're gonna have to do those BS each time and none of those answers questions are ever gonna be answered Is it good good good good good? I like it.

It's very rocky boy. It's like will this happen? No All right next episode will robin oboe finish lunch Bob He's not actually jerk off robo. No Well, that's the only one that we will see on camera We are It's just just a minute a It's like a shake wait Oh, man, okay, sorry.

I fucked with your character. That was good. This is the motivation I needed to kill not exactly But a dick for so long but now you'll be trying the fire and now you could go hang out with the great robber Rob is great Great robbers your bro is me you like great. Yeah, Rob knocks his grave just to kill me.

I said before I'd be a bad zombie All right, so I'm sorry. I messed up everything guys. I hope you're not too mad at this. I'm completely fine with it.

Yeah, it's good. That's good I'm worried about I'm worried about Cody actually hating me in real life No, no, no, this this makes me this is like the one vampire fight I was smiling the entire time because it's just like yes, this is fun when things are dangerous When things are dangerous and weird and I did not expect gold narratives to fall out trying to murder you right away. I kind of did Well, you didn't know what the notes that I just kind of walked in started bashing the shadow me. Yeah, I was Blame my motivations off air to you all Okay All right, okay, so thanks for listening and bye Any good any sign off goops you want anything you want to get in?