Vintage Soap Versus- Dynasty vs Dallas Ep 17 of Season 2- The Life and Times of a Side Chick

Send us Fan MailWelcome to the Holiday edition of Soaplore !!!!! We are taking no prisoners today as we explore the life and times and consequences of being the side chick. Today's show is particularly messy and adventuresome. I'll recap both episodes and discuss the holes in the storylines.  We have three Iconic side chicks bearing the consequences of loving completely unavailable men. By the way, the men are leaving me with more questions than answers at this point. For example: Why isn't Jeff the most powerful man in all of Denver? Why is Nick the most dramatic man in all of Denver? Why can't Cliff catch a break? I'm perplexed because Cliff continues to make the most powerful powerless moves and once again finds himself on the receiving end of  JR okie doke! Kick back and enjoy the show and an amazing cocktail or mocktail depending on your preference. Cranberry Thanksgiving CocktailFeather weight- Use no liquor whatsoever, add 3oz of orange juice, 3oz of sparkling water and  2oz of Cranberry juice . Garnish with mint and fresh cranberries- I promise you wont miss the liquorGrown and ReadyStep 1- Decide on dark or clear liquorStep 2- 3oz orange juice, 3ounces of liquor of choice, 2 ounces of Cranberry juice, Ice shake wellStep 3 garnish with fresh cranberries and mint or basilStep 4 listen to Soaplore!!!!! repeat as neededGrown and SexyStep 1- pull out the  tumbler baby!!!Step 2- 4oz of orange juice, 6 oz of liquor of choice. 3 oz of fresh cranberry juiceStep 3- fresh cranberries for garnish,  mull a few leaves of mint and add a few more for garnish. Mix well and enjoy!!Step 4 - Listen to Soaplore, repeat as needed