VIP Protocol for Everyday Pakistanis

In this five-minute monologue, John turns the classic Pakistani “VIP culture” on its head by giving it to the most regular people possible. What if a university student got a full VIP convoy just to submit an assignment? Or an office worker received protocol for reaching on time, with traffic being stopped so their boss can’t complain? John delivers mock headlines and live “field reports” about silly scenes: traffic police saluting a man on a bike because he’s finally paid his challan, shopkeepers rolling out a red carpet for the aunty who always bargains, and a milkman escorted by security because he actually brought doodh on time. The comedy gently exaggerates real feelings about VIP culture without targeting any individual or party. Using a playful, conversational tone, John helps listeners laugh at a familiar frustration and secretly imagine how nice it would feel if, just once, the protocol was for them instead of someone else.