Virtual Outcast

The first track from the new Cynicism Management EP, entitled "Shadow Chasers". FREE DOWNLOAD of the whole album at http://cynmanagement.bandcamp.com/album/shadow-chasers-ep Monika Fritz - vocals Jure Praper - guitar solos Borut Praper - drums, bass, keyboards, guitar riffs VIRTUAL OUTCAST I overstayed my welcome in Britannia My ass got kicked right off Tatooine As I scratched the Wookiee balls I had back then I loved the elf transvestite within Then I grew old and weary Fed up with the routine I'm sorry it's a pity but I found the grind obscene Now my guildmistress hates me My icons make me twitch That's how I learned the lesson That Azeroth's a bitch My oh my oh my I have so Many real life sins So I apologise for ruining All the raids I'm in Raids I'm in My old armour weighs a bit too much on me All my weapons crumble with rust My mount is lame my spaceship has been sold for parts The crap I've crafted all turns to dust I cannot beat the goblins I can't kill any orcs I've traded all my weapons in For shovels and pitchforks Now my guildmistress hates me My icons make me twitch That's how I learned the lesson That Tyria's a bitch While all the kids are raising hell On Dromund Kaas I seethe in the dungeon of Despise And fail to wipe my arse Oh my oh my oh my I bear my real life sins So I am really sorry For ruining all the raids I'm in Raids I'm in raids I'm in