Voorhees Saga #6: Jason Lives

<figure class=" sqs-block-image-figure intrinsic " > <a data-sqsp-image-classic-block-image-link class=" sqs-block-image-link " href="https://youtu.be/g5u75gMUcEI" target="_blank" > Jason is back, for real this time, and while Daniel and Jonathan have fun, it's Nathan's little horror hating heart that is most thankful for his return.&nbsp; Voorhees Saga #6: Jason Lives One Hundred Lunatics Podcast Download S.T.a.B.Sex.Cort and Nikki get the RV a rockin'Tits.None. I'm not condoning this horrible oversight, but if there has to be a Jason movie without breasts, I'm glad it's this one.&nbsp;Body Count.&nbsp;Hawes has his heart punched out the back of his chest.Darryn is impaled with a fence post and flung into the woods.Lisbeth has her skull pierced to the ground with the same post.Burt is unarmed and impaled against a tree.Stan is 1 of 3 in a classy triple decapitation.Katie is 2 of 3.Larry is 3 of 3.Caretaker Martin truly does die by the bottle...being stabbed in his neck.Steve is skewered onto a machete with Annette.Annette is skewered onto a machete with Steve.Nikki gets her face molded into the metal siding of an RV.Cort is stabbed through the ear with a knife.Sissy's head is twisted OFF.Paula is liquefied all over her cabin. (*100 Lunatics Favorite*)Officer Thornton takes a hunting dart to the face.Officer Pappas earns a good ol' barehanded skull crushing.Sheriff Garris is folded in half. Backwards.Roy is dismembered, presumably. Permalink