Wait, Was Coral Married to a Dude?

It’s mid-December, everyone’s exhausted, and the podcast takes a hard turn into holiday chaos, Santa Village fallout, cursed t-shirts, and the revelation that someone out in the wild truly believed Coral may have once been married to a man. The gang processes this information… poorly.  This Week’s Insanity:Santa Village Debrief: Bigger crowds, more vendors, snow machines, vegan banana cookies, and Coral dressed as Santa — complete with children, grown men, and at least one accidental husband moment.Holiday Logistics Spiral: Staff parties, book clubs, mystery bags, cookie swaps, pinball leagues, and a maybe-sorta Mikey Way signing that may have already happened.The Shirt: Jeff gifts Coral a deeply cursed t-shirt that must be blurred, beeped, and absolutely will be worn with no pants at some point in the near future.Gay News: Kim Kardashian invades Fortnite, confusing everyone. “Six-seven” discourse returns. No one knows what it means. Everyone argues anyway.What We’re Watching: Slow Horses becomes the new obsession, Downton withdrawal continues, and Jeff unveils an aggressively detailed watchlist that proves he cannot relax.Coral’s Corner: A coffee shop stranger asks if Coral was married… to a man. Cue existential offense, balls-out lunch posture, and a full recounting of a Thai massage experience that includes bars, gravity, surprise contortions, and an extremely tiny bottle of Dasani.Food Fixations: Chili crunch discourse, Erewhon shots, $700 immunity kits, and the slow realization that everyone here is unwell.Equal parts holiday fatigue, queer disbelief, and physical oversharing, this episode answers the question no one asked — and then asks about six more that cannot be answered.New episodes every Thursday.Only at Revenge Of — where Santa has pronouns, the shirts are dangerous, and no one thinks Coral was ever married to a dude.