walking around comic con featuring Stu The Host w/the Most & Sting aka JC BODYSLaMz Trash Doodie?!

For the record there are not enough Trekkies at Comic Cons anymore. We need our Trekkies back and not that first generation campy Kirk & Spock shit- we need Captain Picard and Data and La Forge and Worf! We need a Next Generation revolution to take over Comic Cons and wash away all the existential dread of the over-capitalized Marvel Universe and honestly, enough with the fucking anime already! We get it! We all like tentacle porn, but tentacle porn can't hold a candle to the genius of Gene Roddenberry!