Walking Facepalm

If you want to cover this, please do! The lyrics and chords are below, and the original tracks are at https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9CstCiPTBvia0g3WGlzNXliQnM if you have a use for them. This song is very loosely based on an incident I read about. INTRO: G Now, Jack saw a woman make a science post C on a topic that he loved the most, G D about how water boils in outer space, G He made his correction, and up spoke she: [C] "You know, I'm an astronaut with a Ph.D. G E I read your correction and I'm not complaining, A D D/[D] 'cause I've never seen a better case of mansplaining. VERSE 1: G Well, I've been around this world a time or two, C and I've never seen a man as pathetic as you. G I've been on the earth, and I've been to space. [D] [D] You're the dumbest thing in either place. G I can tell, from your sad attempts to explain, C that you must have the world's smallest brain. G E Now, I'm telling no lie when I say, my guy: [A] [D] D/[D] You're a walking facepalm on twitter dot com." SOLO: G/C/G/E/A/D/[D] VERSE 2: "Yes, I've been around this world, and around it again. You're the worst excuse I've seen for a man. I've never seen such a sense of self-worth squeezed into a cerebrum with such a small girth. You should donate your brain to a museum -- Along with a microscope so they can see 'em. I should write a paper about this caper, You're a walking facepalm on twitter dot com."