Warm Down Under Memberberry Pie - The Daily Boogie

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no one's gonna tell me how I'm gonna boogie. Come on, everybody, boogie buffer tonight. No one's gonna tell me how I'm gonna boogie. Come on, everybody, boogie buffer tonight.

No one's gonna tell me how to boogie. Come on, everybody, boogie buffer tonight. Schko! Hello there, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening.

It's Tuesday night here on the Daily Boogie podcast. It's an absolute pleasure to be with you once again. As always, tonight's recommended drink is Cheapo Klein tonight's recommended snack, bland brand no-name crackers. This is the official wine and crackers broadcast here on DLive.

I'm your host, Boogie Bumper, hopefully for the next couple of hours or so. We'll see how we go. Thank you for joining us. As always, ladies and gentlemen, so much to get through, so little time.

Trust me, you're gonna need your wine and crackers daily boogie kit tonight, because I'm going to take you down a stroll, a stroll down memberberry lane. Juicy, succulent memberberry pie, hot, steaming, full of that gooey, offended goodness that you've come to know and love here on this program. I'm very much looking forward to that. This is going to be an experience for my American brothers and sisters.

Thank you for the gifted subs, Thank you for the gifted subs, You see, this is going to be an experience for my American brothers and sisters. What we're going to do tonight together as a collective, it's going to be orgiastic, it's going to be orgasmic, it's going to be euphoric, man. Trust me, you're going to love this. Tonight, you are going to get a slice of Australiana direct to your screen, and you're never going to forget it.

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Pardon me. Had to get that one out. God, I hate it when you get gassy just before you turn the mic on, and then it's sitting there like an itch you need to scratch. So are we finally going back?

Are they finally going back? No, no. It's going to be so much better, trust me. You really, you will enjoy this.

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Before we get too far down the road, though, breaking fucking news here on the Daily Boogie broadcast. Have a look at this. This was shared to me by Fascist Hippie. When memes become reality.

Holy shit, look at this. This is the front page of Queensland's biggest newspaper, which is the sister newspaper to the biggest newspaper in the country. That being the Sydney Daily Telegraph. This is the Courier Mail.

Cops look for evidence of dancing. Blame it on the boogie. We're making the front page, guys. How good is this?

Because you'll know in the intro song, we've got a report of a man dancing alone in a town square. Please resent back up. The great irrational times, ladies and gentlemen, responsible for our intro song. They've shut down the discos.

All of that stuff's in the song. Little did we know that we wielded this power over the universe. Minister of fun, Kimmy, thank you for the diamond. Look at the new sticker.

There's the blame it on the boogie sticker in the chat right now. Thank you, Sweaty TV, for the diamond. Thank you for joining us, Sweaty TV. German march songs.

Go you there. Yeah, that video got placed behind an age restriction last night on YouTube. Who would have thunk it? I mean, I put two videos on YouTube last night.

One of them was talking about how buildings are sexist because they look like erect penises ejaculating light into the night sky. That one's fine for the kids. The kiddies love that stuff. That's a positive educational resource for the children.

But the one where we're talking about the not giving a fuck coalition or the not caring a fuck coalition or who gives a fuck coalition, whatever they're called, the black militia, that one got placed behind an age barrier. Appropriately, of course. Thank you, YouTube, for being very responsible. That's ridiculous.

But yeah, there you have it. I don't have the story. I was looking for the story before the show. Pardon me.

I was looking for the story before the show and I couldn't find it because it's behind a paywall. But I'll find it eventually. Somebody will post it somewhere on some thread or something somewhere. You know, not that we endorse that kind of behavior.

You can tell by the picture that you're in the shot because you can see the legs there. It looks like it's on top of one of those glass cabinets like when you're in the supermarket, maybe an IGA, something like that. I couldn't help but laugh out loud in the shop, got some weird looks. He took a snap of the front page for us.

So thank you very much, fascist hippie. We're making the front page of the news here down under. This is fucking good. So we're making impacts.

We're making waves. I do want to take you down a stroll down memberberry lane, but since we're doing breaking news at the opening of the show, thank you for joining us. It was an IGA. See, I'm fucking good.

I'm fucking good, man. Because IGA have those little glass counters near the express aisles where they pile the newspapers up. And if you're in Queensland and I'm in Sydney, like that's a long distance between us. I could still pick which supermarket he was in.

How about that? Sherlock Holmes over here. The art of deduction, ladies and gentlemen. So, like I said, you're gonna love these juicy, this juicy memberberry pie I've got for you, cooling on the windowsill.

But just one more article before we get to that, if I may. Since we're talking about cancel culture and whatnot, this one got my attention the other day. Call of Duty. Do you know Call of Duty?

If you're not aware of Call of Duty, Call of Duty is a war game on like Xbox, PC, PlayStation, whatever. You shoot people, you maim people, you throw grenades, you storm fucking encampments, the whole lot. There's a lot of death and violence in Call of Duty. But little did we know, all this time, they've been propagating the now, what's now referred to as the white power symbol.

Drum boies got it in the chat. There it is. That, that has to go. We have to get rid of it.

Thank you for coming. The latest update for Call of Duty Modern Warfare and Warzone secretly removes the OK gesture from both games for unspecified reasons. Quote. Well, it's just an oversight, really.

It's not like we did it on purpose. We didn't mean to get rid of it. It was just one of those things, you know, we ran out of space on the hard drive, I think you'll find. So, you know, we had to get rid of one of the gestures.

Then we thought the OK symbol, which has been used in a military context for, you know, probably hundreds and hundreds of years in order to silently indicate to your team that it's OK to walk forward without any danger present. We just had to get rid of it, you know, because some people out there, some people out there have been saying that it's a racist thing. It needs to go. Video game developers.

I don't know why they're jumping on the social justice bandwagon now at this stage. Like now that it's coming to the end of its lifespan. But hey, who am I? Who am I to judge?

I don't even know. I don't even know. If only we could get Vox Day's opinion on all this. Maybe he could make a new Call of Duty based entirely within grandmother's Italian kitchen.

The big midseason update for Call of Duty Modern Warfare and Warzone made quite a few changes that were detailed in the patch notes. However, as is typical of big Call of Duty updates, some secret changes were made as well. As part of the latest update for Call of Duty Modern Warfare, Infinity Ward has seemingly removed the OK gesture from the game. I can't believe we're reading this shit now.

Who's got time for television? Who has got time for scripted entertainment when the unscripted entertainment is all around us at all times, all pervasive? We're being raped in every orifice by the idiocy of life itself. Existence has become a satire of itself.

You know what I mean? I keep thinking that one day Ashton Kutcher and Dax are going to jump out of a closet or something. Maybe they will jump out of a closet. But I mean, you know, in a theatrical sense.

Well, in a not gay sense, let's put it that way. They're going to jump out from behind a corner. Say, hey, you got punked. Oh, fuck, man.

I knew it. I knew it. All of this stuff was crazy. I knew it.

And then we would elect Ashton Kutcher world president and everything would be back to normal, of course. It feels great. They've seemingly removed the OK gesture I'm sorry. Why You Dive with Louise Ropas on a weekday at 10am.

Great show. If you can catch it, please do. I often can't catch it because of work and stuff. It's a bad time for me with the time difference and shit.

And he was having a lot of internet troubles, but he played a clip of, I don't know what show the clip is from. It must be some American show where the guy was dressed half as a man and half as a woman, but split like down the middle, if you follow me. Like, not top half and bottom half, but left half and right half. Half male, half female.

And I saw this image and I was like, oh man. So all of these memories came flooding back into my brain from my childhood here in Australia where I saw a clip on TV here. And I'm going to show you this clip. I was able to track it down.

And it's fantastic, by the way. And that led me down another rabbit hole. There was a program here that ran for about 30 years in Australia. You know how I often say Australia is 30 years behind the rest of the world?

Well, that's a positive, in my opinion. We love it. There was a variety show here called Hey, Hey, It's Saturday, and it ran for three decades. It was very, very popular.

It's not on anymore, but it was in the house I grew up in. It was family fucking tradition. Every Saturday night we would all gather. Like, I would lay on the floor and, you know, eat snacks.

And the folks would sit on the lounge and we would all watch Hey, Hey, It's Saturday. And when I say a family variety show, that's what it was. You know, there would be a musical act. There would be comedy.

There would be, like, sketches. There would be, uh, competition giveaways. It was like one of the family variety shows from the 1970s, but obviously with more of an Australian tinge. And so one of the segments that they had on this show, Dickie Knee.

So Foggy's an Aussie boy. He said, I'll be able to tell the Aussie bros in the audience from their references. Dickie Knee 2020. Dickie Knee was a puppet that you only saw the back of his head and he would pop up, like, in front of the desk and just say smart-ass things and then a whip sound.

And he would go away again. I mean, it's an Australian show. If you're not an Australian, you won't get it. But there was one segment on this show called Red Faces.

It's probably the most famous segment, which was basically like a bad talent show. So people would nominate to go on Red Faces. And the cure to go on Red Faces, I think you were waiting like nine months or a year to get on the show after you nominated and were approved. And basically people with, like, bad talent acts would go on and then a panel of judges would judge them.

And, you know, the winner would take some crappy prize, right? And like I said, this was a staple of Australian life for like 30 years. People grew up on this. I grew up on this show.

My co-host on the starting block, Greeno, grew up on the show. You know, to this day, Greeno and myself will sing to each other. Pluck a duck, pluck a duck. It's not a chicken or a cow.

Pluck a duck, that's him right now. Because there was a segment called Pluck a Duck. And it was a chocolate wheel. So, getting off tracky.

So I saw this. Yes, yes, like the gong show. Like the gong show. So I saw Royce play this clip and he didn't get to play the clip that I sent through to the show because his internet wasn't working properly.

And press F in the chat for ROTC today. Because I set my alarm, like, for about an hour and a half before I started tonight, which would have been about half an hour into ROTC. And I'm looking around, like, in my sleepy haze in bed. I'm like, where the fuck is ROTC?

Like, because I like to share it out and stuff. And I couldn't find the link anywhere. Frozen Asian let me know the internet's fucking destroying them. So, it's like no ROTC today.

It's like, Jesus Christ, man. F in the chat for ROTC. I'm sure they'll be back. So he didn't get to play the clip that I sent through because his internet wasn't working.

But that's okay. We're going to do it here. And it's going to lead into a different rabbit hole. And it's going to tie in very nicely with cancel culture and outrage.

This is your trigger warning. You may be offended over the next half an hour or so by the clips that I'm going to show you here. So, come along with me, baby birds. Come along with me down memory lane as we tuck into a hot steaming piece of memberberry pie.

So this is the first clip. This is the one I sent through to Daywave. And the one that reminded me of the guy that was split down in half. Half male, half female.

Have a look at this and just tell me what you think. By the decor, it looks like the late 80s, this particular clip. Early 90s, perhaps. But I watched this, like, when I sent it through and I was just fucking, like, I had tears of joy in my eyes because I hadn't seen it in...

God, it must be like 25 years, man. Since I was like a little kid. And I remember it, like, clear as day. And as soon as I saw that clip on Daywave, I was like, oh shit, I remember this.

So have a look at this. This is a... That's double the fun. Double the fun.

Half offended, half aroused. Perfect response. Ukelele. Thank you for the diamond.

Follow Ukelele, by the way. Dlive.tv.ukneil. I'm offended already. It's the most self-hating white woman ever.

That's a requirement of the chat. Oh, it's fantastic, though. What talent. My favourite part.

Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell. Listen to the crowd clapping along innocently. Listen how innocent we were back then.

Clapping along innocently. Yay! Woohoohoo! Nobody in that audience had any inkling that anything was offensive at all happening up there on the stage.

Australia, ladies and gentlemen. Australia. None of them had any idea. It was just like, oh, they're doing a funny thing up there.

Look at them dancing and funny. Yay. All dressed up. All dressed up, all nice and stuff.

Look at them. My favourite. Thank you for coming. I see you in hell.

Listen to the crowd clapping along innocently. Listen how innocent we were back then. Clapping along innocently. Yay!

Woohoohoo! Nobody in that audience had any inkling that anything was offensive at all happening up there on the stage. Australia, ladies and gentlemen. Australia.

None of them had any idea. It was just like, oh, they're doing a funny thing up there. Look at them dancing and funny. Yay.

All dressed up. All dressed up, all nice and stuff. Look at them. Reminder that Harry Connick Jr.

is sitting. Mate, you can't see him on camera, but he says that's way too dark, by the way, Cathy Rooney. Harry Connick Jr. is sitting just off camera on the panel of judges, probably shitting his pants, shitting his expensive designer pants at this point.

There's the white Michael Jackson coming out. Look around, the whole world's coming together now. Everybody sing with me. Can you feel it?

Sing with me, everybody. Yay, there's the crowd. What do you notice about the crowd? Oh, man.

This takes me back, huh? Can you feel it? Can you feel it? I see the moon.

The wind's been sticking everywhere. Yeah. Can you feel it? I remember.

Now I remember too. There was a guy whose job it was to just put words up on the screen at different times. Like random little one-liners and shit. He was fucking hilarious too.

Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Didn't last long. They didn't get to perform for long.

I think they got about 50 seconds, which I think was about the average on Red Faces. So let's see how the judges took this. Well, listen, you were all booing when I hit the gong. What would you give them?

Give me a number. Sing with me, everybody. Yay, there's the crowd. I love being Australian.

Correct. Well, listen, you're all booing when I hit the gong. What would you give them? Give me a number.

10. The crowd's going 10. Give them a 10. 10.

Full score. I love being Australian. Correct. Bloody color on this show.

It's true. A lot of color on this show. It's true. A lot of color on this show.