Watch What Crappens #40: Everything Ends But Jill Zarin Still Won't SHUT UP

Real Housewives of New Jersey and Real Housewives of New York both ended this week, but the nasal, desperate whine of Jill Zarin just won't die. In part one of our special birthday (We're 40, y'all!) episode, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV), Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) rag on Blarin' Zarin's desperate attempt to land another gig on Bravo. Then it's on to RHONY's ladies trying to pass toasting off as high drama. PS LuAnn totally banged the pirate.