Watch Your Mouth - Merry F@%kin' Christmas! - Ep 68

Summary: The lads discuss the art of giving gifts. Dan of course being the master of it. In the Studio: Dan Ken Critter Cocktail du Jour: Wassail - 2 quarts apple cider - 2 cups orange juice - 1/2 cup lemon juice - 12 whole cloves - 4 cinnamon sticks - 1 pinch ground ginger - 1 pinch ground nutmeg In a slow-cooker or a large pot over low heat, combine apple cider, orange juice and lemon juice. Season with cloves, ginger and nutmeg. Bring to a simmer. If using a slow cooker, allow to simmer all day. Serve hot. Get fuckin' plastered and go sing to some trees. Quote du Jour: Clark - This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. Clark - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant’s new album, “Burly!” Links: Facebook – www.facebook.com/wympodcast Twitter – twitter.com/wymshow – @wymshow iTunes – itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch…d1065059804?mt=2 Sound Cloud –@watchyourmouthpodcast Stitcher – www.stitcher.com/podcast/watch-your-mouth-podcast Spreaker – www.spreaker.com/show/watch-your-mouth-podcast Merchandise – www.cafepress.com/wymmerch