Watch Your Mouth - Valentine's Fails and DEADPOOL! - Ep 33

In the Studio Today: Dan Ken Critter Ryan Summary: "So... I'll call you?" The lads discuss their worst dating experiences, the upcoming release of Deadpool, and what they'd do with a sudden influx of Jordan Belfort-level cash (BESIDES hookers and coke, of course). Cocktail(s) du Jour: 1. The Bulldog In a glass with ice: - 1.5 parts Cherry Brandy - 1 part Gin - 1 squeeze of lime Sip and bask in pure astonishment that the bartender didn't take "Bulldog" to mean: 2. The Colorado Bulldog In a glass with ice: - 2 pts Vodka - 2 pts Kahlua - 1 pt cream - 1 pt coke Get angry because you actually ordered the first one, but chill out as soon as the flavor hits you. Quote du Jour: Alex: "Hey, Timmy. Any chance I can crash on your couch tonight?" Timmy: "Why? So you can jerk off on MY mom?" Alex: "JEFF'S A FUCKIN' LIAR, TIMMY!" - Alex and Timmy, Grandma's Boy Intro/Outro music from Haggis Rampant's new album, "Burly!"