Welcome everybody a very special episode of leftovers. We have a live feed of Mar-a-Lago as we await President Trump to be arrested for what? Why would you play crickets? Ladies and gentlemen, the tensions are high.
The tensions are high in Mar-a-Lago. We are outside of Mar-a-Lago right now. The atmosphere is dense. You can almost cut it with a knife.
You can hear the crickets folks. You can tell that the people are very excited to defend Donald Trump. There was supposed to be a human moat outside of Mar-a-Lago created by the Proud Boys, but it turns out that they are no longer there. Hold on a song.
Is that a body person moving perhaps behind that palm tree there? It sure seems like an even motion. Sure seems like there's one guy with a ladder walking around back there, but it doesn't seem to be the federal agents. Nor does it seem to be Trump supporters.
It seems like landscapers. Do we know who that is for certain? Do we have any way of figuring out maybe any boots on the ground? We can get some intelligence of what's the activity going on here that we see.
No, because much like the Donald Trump supporters, we also only sent one stable camera crew over to Mar-a-Lago instead of an actual reporter. The helicopter is en route and we'll get a live feed from that coming up. Oh my god, Donald Trump doing a OJ Simpson style Bronco, slow-paced chase. That would be awesome.
That would be awesome. So any minute now we expect the feds to come raiding in and taking Donald Trump in for processing. That's right, folks. The Matrix is very much coming for Donald Trump, for the crime of saving the white race.
If you can, can you can you full screen the Mar-a-Lago once again? Yeah, so if you'll notice, it seems it seems to be a bit of a cloudy day. How do you think that this kind of adverse weather could affect the raid? Ethan, the federal agents seem to be working rain or shine like the US Postal Service when their target is a man who has once again, I'm repeating myself, defended the white race, the white hope, the white savior.
The FBI wants to absolutely end this man's career and this man's political aspirations because they are terrified that he will be saving America once again. Yes, if you notice the flag, they will bring it back up, please. The American flag, that looks like a solid, I don't know, I'd say, 15 miles per hour. So there's going to be some interference from the elements here.
There's some kind of rain gear that they could be attaching to the SWAT equipment. How are they prepared for this kind of weather? This is literally the conversation that happened. Unfortunately, unfortunately, as you know, Ethan, the police have been severely defunded, even in the red state of Ron DeSantis.
That's right, the police have been defunded completely and therefore have zero tactical anti-rain combat gear here in Florida. We have a donation link in the bottom of our screens. If you would like to donate a new cruiser or a singer-missile to the Florida police department or the FBI, you can make a charitable donation right down there in the below in the description box. Thank you.
And can you pull up the feed again, please? Yeah, so if we take a close look here, is it possible that the federal agents could be making a water landing? Have we seen anything like that before? Well, this is Florida, Ethan.
So of course, they do have those very cool boats, you know, the ones with the big propellers in the back? Oh, yeah, the fan. For gator hunting? Sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They might be utilizing that in a very tactical fashion when they inevitably come and arrest President Donald Trump. Let me break in for just a moment. I have unconfirmed reports that the FBI agents that will be raiding in lieu of the poor weather have obtained FBI raincoats.
They have rainproof coats. Wow. The FBI now, again, this is unconfirmed. And Dan, can you tell me, is this a new technology that they've developed?
How long have the FBI been wearing these types of raincoats? This is from a program that was launched in 1996. It costs $48 billion to develop these jackets. From the look of it, worth every penny, I would say.
Right. And those are those weather resistant or waterproof, do you know? Again, these are unconfirmed reports, but my sources tell me that it is weather resistance, not proof. Okay.
So it may get a little wet. You may get a little damp out there. Right. Well, they are very demoralized, as you guys know, because, you know, our wonderful boys in the blue, we've been talking a lot of shit about them.
Right. You know, it's really hard. It's really hard to be a cop. It is.
It's one of the most dangerous jobs in America. The most dangerous. Yeah. Can we get the live feedback up, please?
And so, no, that's Dan. Sorry. And so, yeah, if you could full screen it. Oh my God.
And so, do we know the dynamic between President Trump's Secret Service and the federal? Can you pull? I can't do this if I don't see Mar-a-Lago. Oh, sorry.
We're all little. Nerves are jumping here today. This is a big day in the control room. He ends the little caught up art here.
So if the Secret Service or C-Aver Service are clashing with the federal agents, I wonder what kind of unexpected events we can see from that, Hassan. Even depending on how Donald Trump feels about the Secret Service on any particular day is how I'm going to change my commentary. If they are defending Donald Trump in a Waco-style tactical scenario, then I will be on board with the Secret Service not being at the behest of the Secret Pedophile Democratic Party cabal. If they end up handing Donald Trump over to the authorities, then they, of course, have been compromised by the Democratic Party's Secret Pedophile cabal.
That is interesting. I've heard whispers. Well, we'll keep you guys updated, of course. The live feed should be on the screen at all times, in case there's any activity.
Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Big news.
Welcome to Hassan. Nice to see you, of course. Welcome to the leftovers. Great to be here on a wonderful day.
Speaking of rain, it hasn't stopped raining in Los Angeles, and I'm losing my mind. It's actually, I think it's gross. If it's not, it's close to the most rainy year on record for us. Stop it.
No, I'm serious. Stop it. We're almost like 93% of the state is out of drought now. If I wanted to live in a bomb-ass city, I'd live in Seattle.
If I wanted to live in, constant rain. I feel like we're approaching England territory. Yeah, it's been pretty. Let me look at the weather.
Talk about the fucking morning. Yeah. Oh, Cheerio. He's fucking bright out here, lads.
I hate it. But the sun is more rain coming out. I hated it. I hate that.
I hate whenever someone says that. We did. We needed it. My house is going to burn down this year.
What? Yeah, you don't care about that. My house is not going to burn down this fire season. Okay.
Well, good. I mean, that's a plus. Yeah, but also my feelings and my feelings of sadness, because I work outside and I just, it's the worst, dude. You wake up at 6 a.m.
and you got to go outside and it's fucking raining. There was a tornado yesterday. Yeah, it'd be right. There was a tornado.
Wait's everywhere. 10s, 20s, Belvard. Try 90s, dog. What do you mean?
I know you had a little honky yesterday on the broadcast. I actually got to, I don't know what it is, but I need to take a shit. Okay. I don't know what it is.
If it's the coffee or what? Breaking news. I'm so sorry to do this guy. The plus in mind.
I'm going to go through some of these. Go ahead. I'll be in the bathroom. If any activity happens tomorrow, I'll go just shout.
Okay. I'll go pick in the door. Thank you guys. I'll be right back.
I was watching Ethan's conversation yesterday with the TikTok guy who is like, who I've actually covered on my YouTube as well. And my Andrew T. Wannabe's are hilarious series, Sebastian, Romania's proudest soldier. And I remember him.
I recall him saying something along the lines of one of his TikToks like, I could change Ethan's life. Like just give me, give me a moment with him. And it was wonderful to see Ethan's life change on camera. That was, that was truly, truly brilliant.
I feel like for all of, for all of Ethan's like faults, and there are many of them, be real. So many. For all of his, you know, for his inability to control his worst urges of blurting out whatever random nonsensical thing that's going to land him in trouble by a designated hate watcher audience that's like waiting to clip shit. He is in his element whenever he's doing, whenever he's doing these kinds of interviews.
He's very good at like a slowly but surely, you know, releasing more and more of the pressure until it ultimately comes to a boiling point where, you know, he just leaves his interlocutors befuddled. And it's always, he's always a treat to watch, I would say. Yeah, a lot of fun. I thought he did an excellent job.
And like you said, by the end of it, that he could not wait to get out of here. Yeah. And I was before he even realized it was live, which was an interesting little twist on all of it. I don't know how he didn't know it was live.
All you had to do was look up anything about the show. Well, okay, I have questions though. I have questions because I don't know if you guys addressed this. Maybe you addressed it in the earlier part of the interview that I missed, but did we ever find out he has a real podcast?
Because my speculation was that they do a fake podcast, like they make it seem like they're doing a podcast just so they can get clip, take talk clips out of it. That is really interesting because I looked for his podcast and all I could find. Oh my God, I'm right. Oh my God.
I'm right then. Maybe partially because I could not find what that clip of him talking shit about Ethan was wrong. I don't have it. Okay, that's my, but he does not sort of podcast like content on his main channel, but it didn't look like the same set or anything.
Even if it's not real, even if it's not real, even if it does have a podcast, I don't want to believe it. Okay, let's just go. I think it's way funnier to think that he just doesn't have a real podcast and he just does like a fake podcast to just get take talk clips out of it because they saw that like, you know, on TikTok, it pops off when you when you have like podcast clips. So they decided like, yeah, fuck, having like a full blown podcast, let's do a let's do take a clip.
He has these long form videos like struggles of growing up poor featuring my mom. Let me think about it. But you know, it's an hour long. It looks fairly pogcassy, but it's not like an official, it's just content on his YouTube channel.
How the fuck does he have 890,000 subscribers? Wait, what he's 890,000 subscribers? And my man's getting like 30,000 views. That's crazy.
Pretty wild that he tried to bring up like Ethan falling off when he's going off. Yeah, I know. That's the funniest part about it is that like, you know, obviously Fat Man, bad everybody knows that. Well, that was his first point out of game.
Clearly. No, you just got it. And you got it. The more you say it, the more real it gets.
Yeah, like I've noticed that like the more you repeat that like, well, you're a fat person and therefore you're like, immoral. The more valid it became for me at least. But the one thing that I always find funny, I briefly alluded to this last week when I was talking about like Ethan being more trad than like 98% of the conservative commentary circuit, having like multiple children and a wife, you know what I mean? Been in a steady relationship for years.
Yeah. I hated an arguments relationship. Yeah. Like, actually, actually real trad shit, right?
The other part of it is like for all these alphabros for the Shrig Mcgrinds that, you know, wake up, get my cake up, dudes out there. He also has like a successful, like a profoundly successful business, multiple at this point. So I was thinking about that a lot when I was watching the conversation take place. And in my mind, I was thinking like, dude, you don't have a real podcast.
This guy does. You're trying to make it on like, you know, on social media. This dude has for many, many years now. Right.
Okay. Not to like glaze up Ethan all that much. When he comes back from the shitter, I'll start making fun of him. Yeah.
No, we said so many flaws. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to rope real quick.
He's in chat right now. And he's saying someone tell Dan I'm typing under the podcast account. Oh, I see. I'm a trad king.
Yes. Oh, I see that he said this is a spicy one. Okay. He might not be back for a while from one.
Oh, that to the list. Yeah. His, his, this is what happens when you fucking eat frozen pizza all the time. He's just Christ.
Okay. So, but as I was saying, he's successful, you know, he's a successful podcasting business, right? He's a successful content business. These guys want to make that happen for themselves.
He also has like, like an actual, with Eli, like an actual fucking fashion merchandising brand, right? No, they just drop ship their clothes. But like, but like, you can't, you're doing all this same shit that like you're trying to do the watered down, shittier version of what this dude is doing or trying to be like your fucking loser. It just like doesn't.
Why would anybody look up to you while he's like trying to, uh, yeah, obtain everything that Ethan has? Like that's, I don't know. I mean, a lot of, a lot of people like that, a lot of their fan base is like super young. So they only see like shapes and sizes, you know what I mean?
They can't like, they can't comprehend anything beyond that, which is why I feel like I'm a very effective counter to all of that because I'm like, well, I'm bigger than you. Like I can, you know what I mean? I, I, I helped. I work out.
I promote a positive, healthy lifestyle of physical fitness, improving your mind, body, soul, you know, all the time. So what's up? What do you got? And at that point, it just basically is reduced to, well, you also like defend, uh, you know, marginalized groups, and I don't like that.
Right. Because that's always what it is. Doesn't matter what, uh, Ethan is saying or doing clearly. It's just like you have a difference in opinion.
You're toxic because you're defending the rights of marginalized people. So you're the bad guy for that. Ethan says, I don't eat frozen pizza, bitch, I just class is, I can't read that. How about, how about he say that to my face?
Oh, wait, he can't because he stuck on the shit. Because his fucking asshole is just pouring lava right now. He said, uh, just a moment ago that, uh, he said, oh, this is bad. It's just sent that message in the chat.
So good stuff going well. Going well in there. It sounds like, yeah, like thing is optional. Yeah.
I don't know about that. Yes. There was a brief starter. We know chat.
Don't worry. It's just like a long, good. I was just looking at that. And it seems fun.
It was, it was fun. It was fun to watch. I especially appreciated the moment where at the end, like the final culmination where, uh, you know, you did the left handed thing. Like you hit him with the, so what's up?
Like, you know, you know, there's like, you've seen the graph of like left handed people skyrocketing all of a sudden when we no longer were forcing people to be right handed. And he was just like, like, I love, I love that moment where you have that clip. You can you pull that, clip is on the subreddit, uh, of the, of the TikTok that a fan made. Yeah, we'll pull that up right now.
All right. Well, I love that clip personally because, um, like he was like, Oh, I haven't investigated this matter. Like, Oh, I haven't looked into this and I was thinking to myself, like, motherfucker, you looked in and nothing. Like what do you mean?
You're talking about a whole lot of other shit that you don't know anything about either. Like this isn't new. Let me think about it. Well, we're pretty sure, uh, I mean, he basically said, right, that his, the extent of his research was watching a handful of like YouTube shorts.
Yeah. Um, from Ethan Klein, Hater, you said, I don't know how to pull it up. I don't have like a, oh, I can pull it up. Yeah.
That's what I was saying. Yeah. You want to pull it up and show it? Yeah.
I'm getting comfortable here. It's just like, I'm asking you guys to pull shit up. I'll happily jamie for you. All right.
Here we go. I tweeted that because people think they're born gay and I don't think they're born gay. The amount of left handed people back in the day was really low because people with left handed were seen as inferior and they were forced to use the right hand more often. But as it became more acceptable, then the amount of left handed people increased and it became steady at what?
Like, 1%. Did you say people choose to be left handed? Uh, I don't know. I don't know anything about it.
Do you actually? What? Yeah, you don't know anything about anything. Like you don't know anything about anything.
You're talking about the other shit that you don't know anything about. Why don't you talk about this too? Right. All right.
Let's see. Let's see. We're going to be attracted to women. Yes.
No, I wouldn't say so. Right. Yeah. I don't think I'm just naturally attracted to women.
Right. So do I need to connect with them? Oh, this music is fucking popular, unfortunately. Oh, no, really?
Yeah. That's great. It's because it's like on all these videos and someone needs to make funk like this style of the genre, but copyright free version. So we can use that on all of our TikToks.
We have a lot of talented musicians in the audience. Yeah. If anybody wants that. If somebody needs to get on that.
We need some Sigma grind set music. We can use on the show. But basically like, yeah, the idea, it doesn't even click at, you have to click for him. He just like doesn't get it.
He doesn't get anything. He came after my boy Bryce. So what? Bryce Hall?
Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's my friend of the show, Bryce Hall. Yeah.
What's his beef with Bryce? I think he was doing the classic thing that people who are right-wing or right-wing adjacent love doing where they're like, oh, you advocate for gay rights. You're doing it for fake reasons. Bryce is the type of dude who just agrees with everything that people are saying.
You know what I mean? And I think it was eluding to the fact that he sometimes say nice things about the LGBT community. So, Bryce, I can't even give it up, everybody. I don't even fully understand it.
But basically he was mad about that. First of all, I got extra upset because, motherfucker, you're trying to do Bryce Hall. You're a dollar store Bryce Hall with that fucking fuck boy haircut. That's what I was surprised at who you say that.
I thought they would like him. You know, stay in your fucking lame dog. Chill. Don't come after my mans.
Is this the video, baby? That's the guy that I said. That Bryce Hall thing that I said, he's an NPC. Girls are saying they're being the comments.
And this dude Bryce Hall is just like, he wants to say and be whatever the world wants him to be. He's going to say whatever all the girls are saying so that all the girls can agree with him and follow him because his attention is much of the girls. They're just saying what they were all saying. Just like regurgitating that.
Like if Bryce Hall was here right now, I bet you would agree with it. That's just the only truth. I think I'm actually my hen for it. I think I met him.
I was in anything else. Yeah. That was hitting me up. Damn.
What's up? Spilled a tee, dude. What you got? Dude, I saw that and it made my fucking blood bull.
Okay. I thought to myself, you fuck him. Boy, like, but not come after my mans like that. Fucked up.
You know, somebody else does Bryce Hall have a Lamborghini? No, he also has a taken actually. Oh, yeah, which is like kind of lame. Yeah.
Like broke boy. What's the fuck? Driving around in a freaking take. Handy.
What do you get? You care about anything? Loser. Well, you got an electric vehicle lame.
Yeah. But that Porsche is way better than an Italian trash piece of shit. I mean, I have, I have no, I have no experience with Lamborghinis other than the the Uris and honestly, I love driving my car. Yeah, I think it's amazing.
It's a lot of it's a lot of fun to drive. Oh my God. Real live feed. All right.
Breaking news. Area man caught stuck in the toilet. Folks, we have more updates from Ethan Klein, business owner stuck in the bathroom, having a hard time wiping folks. This is this is what the this is what the podcast and the broadcast has turned into.
Oh, wait a minute. Oh, big news. I'm here. Wait a minute.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
I'm hearing reports that Ethan Klein has finally made it outside of the bathroom and back in the studio. It's great to be back. I was of course watching the live feed from the bathroom. I appreciate all the kind words you guys said about me.
You're talking about reaching me around, which I appreciate. I don't know what you have a lot of issues to. I heard that box and I was not the registered. Right.
Yeah. Just making sure you didn't miss that. Also, I have an exciting announcement. The poop successfully was.
Yes. Let's go. Although I will say I had a moment of thinking that, oh, this isn't going to go down. Did you wipe?
Well, seeing as it's optional. I think it's optional. Yeah, I did wipe, but I know it's optional. That's my choice given to me by God.
So you did what? I mean, what do I think about why? I think it's all did, but like, no, it's not optional. You have to.
No, but no, but no, but no, but you're not you're not hearing the question correctly. Is it optional? I don't know. It's like life or death.
Yes. Okay. Like why for that? You have to wipe.
Yeah. The white. The white. The white.
Your ass or you will die. What do you what? No, you will die if you don't wipe your ass. What?
Okay. There you go. That says you get it. Yeah.
You will die if you do not like that. Yes. 100. I fully believe that.
Like I'm not even I'm not even joking. That's like you're describing like 14th century Europe and why they live like eviscerated out there. They live to like 40. Yeah, but you already did.
That's not great. That's not great. That's a that's a full happy life. Yeah.
No, no shot. Anyway, thank you guys. Yeah. So you guys were talking about my voice of Bastion and since we're on the topic, should we show some of his coping tweets?
Sure. Let's do it. I mean, we already you guys already touched so well on the topic. He's went straight to Twitter to cope and see for example, look at some of the ones he retweeted.
David, you're lazy fuck with the American flag emoji watching this attempted hit piece of a podcast at C. Bazz G 16 should be called Attack of the Nerds. Oh fuck. You handled yourself very very well while deflecting personal attacks from the fatty.
Oh, he came away from that tweeted tweeted that dog. Attack of the Nerds. This is what he this is what he was in a rush to go do. Remember how he had a lot to do?
He was the run to do. You don't like to see Bazz G 16. You're genuinely only playing yourself. One of the best young men I know.
That's fine. I mean, at least he didn't call me a fatty and a nerd, which is the worst thing you can call someone. Dude, dude. I mean, fat man bad.
I just want to be bad. Bad man bad. Bad man bad. Yeah.
After that whole conversation, he's like, no, he's right. Fatty. This fatty nerd got no place to talk to me about anything. God bless you, Bazz G, the man paved the way.
Dude, what oh, he went on a fucking Oh, he did one of those things where he's like retweeted everyone praising him. Like all well people. Yes. He could find.
Yes, right. He paved the way. He handed himself. But then let's go down to what he said about himself.
My favorite being wait, there was 43,000 people watching. I mean, he loved that. That's the first time he said like real views and not like that Tai Lopez bodged shit. You know what I mean?
Like AdSense paid views. He says here comes Ethan's fan based economy. I was actually trying to find common ground with him, but he wasn't trying to have it. I thought he was doing a great job when he said like your fat and a loser and your podcast is in decline.
I thought that that was like really good for for common ground. He's like, he goes, okay, being gay is a choice. Let's discuss. That was I was I was thinking preach king.
That's what I thought. Right. Thank you. Yeah.
My favorite ones under the buzz light year one. I just scroll down. Buzz light year. Right.
Buzz light year. At the bottom of this one. The very bottom. Yeah.
Here under that one. Under this one. Yeah, right here. Every single one of these.
Where is the one that you like in relation to the buzz? If there's any other one in relation to Buzz Lightyear, like three above us. Come on. That was a good monitor.
It's a big ass picture. No, you're right. You're right. You're right.
You're right. You're right. Ethan, I gained weight because I'm on antidepressants. There's barely any calories in the tablets.
Oh, you got you. You got you. It must be a eight year old. He fucking got you.
No, that's genuinely an that is a Twitter blue user. Clearly fair enough. They're clearly 48 years old and trying to make it in the crypto world. Okay.
Right. This man, this man drops shipping up. But I've never actually heard that take that people you're gaining weights from anti-press because the calories and the pills are so brilliant. I've never heard that.
Actually, that's brilliant. It's novel to be honest. I like antidepressants. I think more people should try it.
I'm on them right now. Seb, are you depressed right now? No. What the fuck is this guy even saying?
Oh, he's cut off. He's confused. Yeah, no, they're working. Dude.
That's what it's great. Are you depressed right now? No, they're working great. Yeah.
But he I think he's basically saying like if you're fat, there's no way you can't be depressed. Like that's what he's saying. I think if you just want to understand because like like the likelihood that every single person that's calling you a fat and therefore a loser like statistically speaking, if they're in America, like there's very high likelihood that they're fat. Oh, yeah.
Like so I don't really understand where that's coming from either. He was liking this tweet as well, which I love virtually. Yeah. Go with the Jiminon.
Yeah. Anyone that's a non anyone that says a non. Uh, it should, you know, I'm not going to say what I truly feel. I'm just going to say say it in a parable in Minecraft.
You should know you can't say it in Minecraft. I shouldn't say it in a story. I probably shouldn't say it in a story. No, no, I wasn't even going to say anything that bad.
I'm just like, I mean, you should go to jail. Honestly, you should go to jail. You're you're fucking your entire PC should be seized by the federal government and check thoroughly. Okay.
Like it's just you're immediately signaling to everyone that you are a pathetic fucking loser. Is this one edited? I can never tell because people started fucking with these photos so much because I it's like, man, that is rock. That is all crazy fucking picture of me.
Dude, I mean, they became a huge meme on the show because I know I know, but I can't tell which one is edited and which one isn't. Uh, yeah. There it is though. I look comfortable.
Okay. So, but finally, I think this is where I hope you realize that like you should take my advice and get on tea immediately and start doing steroids. Okay. Yeah.
And and get shredded. Oh, because it would shut them up because like it would be really good. Because like here's the thing for a lot of these fucking losers, like it doesn't really matter what you look like. Obviously, Seniko's been calling me a fucking soy, soy boy, like nonstop.
And it's like dude, like, I would eat you for breakfast and I wouldn't get enough protein out of that. You know what I mean? Like you are, you're a 50 pound. You're a twink and there's nothing wrong with that.
You're a very pretty twink, but let's be real, like, come on. Um, but even then they still do that. Well, you might like, yeah, yeah. But my point is like when he says shit like that, even his fan base is like, you know, you're like, huh, is this is this real?
Is this is this working? I don't know if it works. So because they look at like shapes and colors, I would love it. There's a little brain.
If you got shredded, it would be great. Do it out of do it out of spite. So should I get on steroids before and then start lifting? What was the link you up with Bradley?
I just want to start. I just want to get on the tea, baby. The tea train. No, I mean, I don't know if you Oh God, you be I've got button crazy.
No, that button would never appear. No, that button would never work. Like, Oh God, you would get banned if you were on if you were on steroids, you would definitely get banned. Oh, I say, get angry and say some unhinged shit.
Yeah. I got the button now. I don't know. I don't know that anywhere.
Do you feel like your life changed? Yes, today? Oh, my life. Yeah.
Was it a life changing experience for him? It was I went home. I had dinner with my kids. I hung up the kids I mean, if I think about the impact on my life, you know, life changing shit earlier, I did just yeah.
Is that what he meant? I think so. I think this dude's gonna have probably need some recovery time to be honest. His life might have changed.
If anyone's life has changed. His glasses have changed my life. Hopefully he's on a different path. No, I did that after yesterday's episode.
He's gonna wind up on any depressants. Well, and there's nothing wrong with that. You know, they're wrong with it. In fact, I love the notion of being like, I want to come on your podcast and then, you know, spending the second half of the podcast saying I just want to be left alone.
That was one of the funniest things. I was like, wait, what does that mean? I just want to be left alone. Yeah, just leave me alone, man.
How it started? I'm going to change your life. I was going, I just want to be left alone. I just want to be left alone.
I just don't understand what's wrong with your brain that you are so good in like the most awkward scenarios. But if there's nothing awkward going on, you have to pop off and say some shit. Like it's like, you're like, I get in high. I need it to be awkward one way or the other.
So if it's not them, you're such a smooth operator when like, you're just eviscerating the person in front of you in like, but then when there is no such situation, you're like, I got to say some on his shit. I got to be the awkward one. Yeah, it's a different. That's suited up Ethan.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I mean. That's your favorite Ethan. Yeah, dude, it's awesome. Thank you.
You know, you're just very effectively, dismantling your interlocutor. To be fair, he's not like the sharpest debate. No, but no, but like, it's not like the conversation is supposed to be like one that is educational. You know what I mean?
It's I'm saying like, it's fun. And you do a good job. Thank you so much. I mean, the cult guy, the next young cult guy, he was he was at least like somewhat intelligent.
Yeah, that guy got it bad though. He was he was he was good on rhetoric, at least. I was a bit of a gotcha, I think maybe gotcha. He didn't know I had to ret.
Oh, that was definitely a gotcha. Yeah, we gotcha. I mean, the whole for half of it, you thought you were sympathetic to him for half of the year. Yeah, that was okay.
I think about maybe the whole like it was like another hour after the reveal that you were arguing with him. And you still did well when you're in that mode as well. So I mean, all I like to do is almost like the Socratic method when I talk to someone like Sebastian, I just when I hear something that sounds funny to me, you want to just dig down as far as possible and get to the root of like, what does it mean? And why do you believe that?
And you know, when you get down to belittle the surface, because guys like that, they'll say something like, you know, being gay is a choice, you know, something like that. And you can just have a question. True. I mean, yeah, what I believe in after yesterday, I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it.
I'm deciding today to suck dick exclusively. You know, throw up the breaking news breaking is I do that. But it's a question that everyone should ask others if that's the case. Like, okay, let's say being a choice.
What now? Why is that a problem? Well, if they think right, the only it's not, but let's say it is. Why is that a issue?
If people believe being gay is a choice, that implies that they have some inherent understanding of that they are having to choose to be attracted to women, they could choose, they like the option of being gay, right? They would choose that, but it's not the right thing to do. So they choose to be women because that was that's virtuous to be straight. Yeah, like Rick Perry, it is a little gay, in a sense, to say being gay is a choice.
Yeah, Rick Perry, Rick Perry, he once famously said, you know, dicks are like alcohol to an alcoholic, you know, when you're when you've gone sober. I mean, he didn't say it like that. I'm paraphrasing. But he basically, he basically said something along the lines of like, you know, an alcoholic who's, you know, who went sober, we'll see alcohol in the permutations of alcohol, but we'll avoid it.
And that's what homosexual should do. And I was thinking like, yeah, God damn, Rick Perry, like every time he sees like a fucking twink staff member, he's probably like, he's like an alcoholic. He's like white knuckling. Oh, yeah.
Oh, God. Oh, one of the examples that he says, I don't want my woman to dress with her cleavage out. And so it's, you know, you got to dig deep and understand, okay, if he's in a circle where he's talking to people and friends and peers, they're just going to take that at face value. You say, why do you feel that way?
Why do you feel that way? How does that make you feel like, explain to me why? And you know, he'll, he'll finally come to the conclusion that she's his, right? And so you come to a moment of truth there by digging to the roof.
And it's also deeply insecure too. Like, it's paired up with like, obviously, hyper misogyny, hyper misogyny meets deep insecurity. Yes, deep, deep, deep, you know what I mean? Like, oh, this is my property.
And also on top of that, I am terrified of other men looking at her and her getting some gratification out of that, because ultimately, I think what if she finds someone that's better than me? She's, yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah. Can we take a look at Mar-a-Lago, please?
It's been a minute since we checked in. Mar-a-Lago, of course, we are looking today in Florida, a cloudy, overcast day with some slight wind. Do we see anybody on the lawn? Any moment now?
Any moment now, Ron DeSantis is going to come in with his pretty little boots and his pretty little boots and show up on scene to defend. Oh, there it is. A Ron DeSantis has hit the building, folks. Watch out Trump.
He's coming for you. It seems he's walking his pretty little boots over to the Mar-a-Lago. Is that a pool? Is that a lake?
Is that the ocean? I don't know. I believe it's probably the ocean or some kind of run-off. Is it the front?
Yeah. By the way, these memes are so good. There was 43,000 people watching. Yeah.
And then there's, he seems to be funny. He said the thing, and then there's like this poor pegging for validation. There's a lot of pictures of him, Dr. Wiener to Ethan the whole time, get out of this guy.
24-year-old insecurity. People don't even know, watch you. He's got that verified baby. Oh, we got that.