Waywut the Hell Does that Mean?

In this episode of Waywut, Jason takes the mic solo for another installment of The Life of Donkey, and it’s a full-blown midlife unraveling—with guest appearances from his coffee creamer, his mailbox nemesis, and his own kids translating modern slang.What starts as a list of “I think I’m getting old” symptoms (joint pain, coffee loyalty, favorite mugs, mystery back pops) quickly spirals into:A six-month feud with a mail carrier, complete with surveillance and passive-aggressive notesA Gen Z slang decoding session, featuring Jason’s teenage kids translating phrases like “slay,” “bussin,” “sus,” and “low-key glow-up”And a debate on whether blueberry coffee is a crime against humanityAlso covered:Tools you forget you own until you buy them againWhy sneezing now feels like a medical eventThe terrifying evolution of text slangThe moment you realize you’ve become your dadIf you’ve ever looked at a TikTok comment and said, “What the hell does that mean?”—this one’s for you.