WDKA 9: About Rocket Science

HEY THERE HI THERE HO THERE! Can we really call it a hiatus if we just seem to take months between every episode these days? Either way, the boys are back in town to bring rocket science down to earth - and by that, we mean instead of talking rocket science, we delve into such mysteries as: ---Cody prefers the Shutdown-Fullcast-esque introduction. ---Jamie's dad's rocket-scientist dad-joke. ---"This took a hard left turn real quick." -Brandon, not understanding how this podcast works, still. ---Guardians of the Galaxy references, including a hilariously coincidental pillow-pooping joke. ---"Bringing it back to rocket science for a brief, brief bit..." "Elon Musk!" ---This podcast has an elliptical orbit, in which we come really close to the intended topic before shooting way out into space again. ---Brandon's eco-friendly Unabomber phase, complete with a Tesla getaway car and solar panel roof, in the shade of the woods. ---This episode exists because Brandon wanted a sidebar about the Houston Rockets, but it took us so long to record this episode that they're out of the NBA playoffs. ---Our supposedly topical podcast keeps you up to date on current events, such as James Harden's Game 6 collapse and the Bow Wow Challenge. ---It takes Jamie until 39 minutes in to actually discuss rocket science. ---"I was totally wrong." -Brandon, surprising no one. ---Brandon gives a brief roundup of prices to get material to space, including an espresso machine and a gorilla suit. This results in discussing how terrible an actual live gorilla would be as an astronaut recruit. ---"Is Sears still open or did they close?" -Brandon, grasping extremely deep for topics in the waning minutes. ---Matt Damon, the original space pirate. ---Sorry we forgot to mention you, Steve from Paducah. It was a long hiatus...