We Accidentally Became FBI Over an Affair DM

It’s the first real Monday of the new year and the girls are seated. From trying a mysterious new tea without asking a single question, to a contact-lens horror story that nearly took an eyeball out before school drop-off, this episode is peak Monday energy.We also cover:– Morning chaos with kids who ask the worst questions at the worst times– Why girls copy each other’s handwriting (and always have)– A wild customer service email that sent us straight into FBI mode– Men behaving badly (again)– Coffee pot drama, DTF panic, and side-venture scheming– The ultimate Bridgerton vs. Outlander vs. Blood of My Blood debate (for the girls only)Structure is back. The kids are at school. Cheer is winding down. We are happy, unhinged, and extremely sat.