We Are Going To Shoot It The F Out!

Have you ever wondered what animal you’d least want to run over—and why its only defense is its “liquid butt”? 🦨💨 That’s just the start of this wild ride on The JB and Sandy Show, where the hosts dive into the unexpected, the hilarious, and the downright bizarre moments of everyday life in Texas.This episode kicks off with a laugh-out-loud debate about skunks and their infamous defense mechanism. Sandy confesses, “All it can do is fart,” sparking a string of unforgettable jokes about middle school, vet visits, and the unfortunate reality of “expressing” a dog’s glands. The hosts keep it real, even apologizing to listeners eating breakfast: “Enjoy your breakfast taco. We’ll move on to something else. A little bit more fun.” 🌮😅But the surprises don’t stop there. Tricia brings the scoop on the infamous H.E.B. fire incident, revealing how surveillance caught every step of the crime—from lighting toilet paper to a daring beer-and-wine heist. The hosts question the criminal’s logic, with Sandy quipping, “If you’re doing one thing wrong, don’t do two.” 🔥🍺Listeners are treated to tales of old Austin, including a liquor store owner’s extreme anti-robbery measures (“We are gonna shoot it the F out!”), and JB’s nerve-wracking climb up a radio tower. The episode is packed with stories that make you laugh, gasp, and reminisce about the quirks of Texas life.The show’s big reveal? The truth about Austin’s migration patterns. Forget the California stereotype—most new Austinites are coming from Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio. “You might be surprised,” Sandy says, as the hosts break down the stats and share personal stories about moving to Austin, local attitudes, and the ultimate flex: how long you’ve lived here. 🏙️📊Memorable Quotes & Moments:“Its butt is its weapon.”“If you’re doing one thing wrong, don’t do two.”“We are gonna shoot it the F out!”“One of the biggest flexes in Austin is how long you’ve been here.”Call-to-Action:Love the show? Don’t miss a moment—subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your friends! Your support keeps the stories coming and the laughs rolling. 🎙️✨