We Asked a Ghost for Life Advice (We Regret It)

In the debut episode of Birota Est Moenia, Velo, Ima, and Youls attempt the impossible: interviewing a ghost for life advice. Things spiral into regret almost instantly. What begins as a dumb question about the afterlife ends with existential dread, cold pizza trauma, and three oval-shaped idiots questioning why they exist at all.Segments this episode include:Main Topic: The trio summons a ghost and ask him about life’s big questions. Spoiler: the answer is “leftovers.”Breaking News: Newsman Andrew Porter reports on clouds suing humanity for defamation.Quiz Time: The trio hosts Guess That Corpse Age! (this was definitely a mistake).Order!: A courtroom case where someone sues for “emotional damage” caused by ghost trauma. Justice is not served.Key Moments:Velo burns his tongue on a servo sausage roll.Ima admits to eating two Doritos as “breakfast.”Youls feeds a stray dog that promptly bites him.The ghost flips them off before disappearing forever.Court rules that “life itself is emotional damage.”Closing line: “Episode is over. Leave.”Vibe Check:Absurdist dark comedyNihilistic but sillyFeels like a podcast, but it isn’tMade to confuse you on purposeDisclaimer: Do not use this episode as actual life advice. Or any advice. Especially not from ghosts.