We Break Down What “Expensive Dirt” Really Means

👑 This is your Crown Chat! Got thoughts on today's episode? Hit the 'Send us a Text Message' link above and tell me what's on your mind! Fair warning — the funniest ones might get read live on air!We read savage one-star luxury fragrance reviews and translate the insults into actual perfume notes, from “wet tree bark” greens to boozy cherry and smoky tobacco vanilla. Along the way, we talk sampling mistakes, perfume counter etiquette, and whether these so-called trolls are really just doing public service. • setting the tone for Funky Friday fragrance talk • pricing disclaimer and how perfume costs shift by market • Bond No. 9 Bleecker Street notes and the “expensive dirt” complaint • why layering too many sprays ruins a fragrance test • how to use the beans to clear your nose at the counter • Tom Ford Lost Cherry notes versus “cough syrup” reactions • reading context clues like “I bought a sample” and what that implies • debating whether to call them trolls, haters, or reviewers • Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille and the ashtray versus iconic argument • mixing fragrance oils to recreate the vibe at home Don't forget if you haven't already, complete your crown chat homework that's located on Instagram at behind your reviews or on the fan mail page. Also, you can become an official monthly supporter of the show. Just click that support show link right at the top of our show notes to unlock some on-air shout-outs, some custom stickers, and engraved Nico Justice pens.Support the showWant to support the show or treat me to your favorite coffee or teach me to like coffee? support me here at the link below and I will give an on air shout out!:https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626058/support📩 BEHIND YOUR REVIEWS TESTIMONY INBOXHave a hater review or a piece of wonky logic you want us to audit next? Slide your screenshots directly into our anonymous studio inbox at: [email protected] 📣 PREMIUM SUPERHERO SHOUTOUTSWant to celebrate your establishment on the airwaves and broadcast your amazing work across our global network? Email us directly at [email protected] to request an official X & Neko Justice Premium Superhero Shoutout!🐾 Keep your favorite local spots safe, keep it cute, keep it grown, family... and for the love of all things good leave better tips!!  The Baristas will appreciate you for it!!