We Debated If Men Are Salvageable and Landed on “Probably Not, Pass the Smut”

Hey! This week we talk about the US men’s hockey locker room FaceTime disaster. You know the one: the president cracks a ‘joke’ about inviting the women’s team only if he’s impeached, everyone laughs along, and then most of the guys show up for the photo op anyway. We break down the fight/flight/flock response, and why we’re still talking about it days later...it’s not just this one thing—it’s the pattern.We rate the skankiness level of everything man-ish from Prince Andrew’s Range Rover pic (still serving awkward cunt energy, but not the good kind) to performative male feminists, apolitical dudes, daddy influencers, and that Coldplay kiss cam CEO who got caught mid-embrace. We then shift right over to how women aren't the most normal either...though less problematically so. We go from lighthearted Dramione fluff to dark, necromancy-filled Alchemized, voyeur-heavy Poison Daughter and Neon Gods (why is everyone watching?), sweet Ali Hazelwood escapism, and the absolute unhinged masterpiece Pushin’ Cushions—where a certain VP hopeful has a very intimate, demon-possessed encounter with a dirty couch. Women are so creative when we’re mad.We wrap with airplane feet horror stories (keep them on the ground, please), a taxpayer-funded mile-high scandal we can’t unsee, and our ongoing quest to be good enough in this life for lesbian paradise next time.Trigger warnings for politics, dark fantasy, and sentient furniture erotica. Grab a drink, settle in, and join us for the mess.