We go Commando on Hindsight is Horrifying!
Darth Jader would like to officially apologize, first and foremost. Her husband shot an M240B while he was in the infantry. She got the portion about the Stryker right and she cooks most of the time at home, so Josh forgives her, and Arnold Schwarzenegger would, too. In the meantime… Can YOU make the Predator noise? We didn’t think so, but neither can we. *WAH WAH* In this movie, which is not Predator, Arnold, appearing as Arnold, gets his privacy disturbed whilst single-handedly transporting a tree with MUSCLES ALONE. We’re pretty sure that even the Brawny Man couldn’t pull that off. Normally, Dan Hedaya is the dad in every movie that ever existed. In this movie, he’s redonkulously Latin American. Just go with it. The important questions are…would you let Arnold help you with your homework? Would he even help you if you weren’t a housekeeper? At any rate, this movie does have a story at some point, we’re just not sure what it is. At its core, this film is an action movie with some soft-core dad rescue porn. Intrigued? You should be! Join your beloved podcasters and their guest, Alex, for the 1980s nonsensical thrill-ride that is Commando!
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