"We Got All Kinds of Glop": The Parent Trap

Let's get together (yeah, yeah, yeah) for the most famous Haley Mills vehicle of all time, 1961's The Parent Trap! This is the progenitor for the one-kid-playing-two-kids movie and Haley Mills is the proto-Michelle Tanner. We also get a hot mom and a Steve Zahn meets John Wayne dad rekindling their toxic relationship at the behest of a couple of manipulative, albeit mind-fucked teenagers. Find out about Susan the Duckster, Mills' doppelganger, and a couple of rites of passage that happen for Haley on set. How much does a sprawling ranch with hundreds of acres in Monterrey, CA, go for in 2022 money? This gruesome twosome is here to real estate speculate! Yeah, yeah, yeah!