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EPISODE · Aug 21, 2020 · 24 MIN

We Have to Kill Jay Before He Kills Us.....(Not Fucking Likely)!

from My Hijacked American Lie-fe · host James Bryson Kambestad

The Two Dumb Cunts, that is the name of their shitty folk rock band they formed a few years back, also know as Tessa the Terrible and Krusti Kristi the Klown who powders her nose with cocaine, meth and a nice final glaze of abandoned ejaculate. Usually from homeless winos that have expired Domino's Pizza Coupons which is like gold to these dumb dumbs or scum cum.....Tessa is a disgusting human being and the reason she fights so hard against me, even though she knows deep down she is absolutely wrong and that I do not deserve wbat she and others have done to me is that Tessa is a God fearing shit bag and she knows or believes in her core that as soon as this is all over and she gets the death penalty or is murdered in prison for what she has done she will face our maker and she will never enter the gates of heaven and she will forever burn in the most horrific and torturous of places that the human mind can barely comprehend. Tessa knows exactly what lays beyond for her. She is not a good person. She is not a Christian....she probably did fuck Christian Paquet but she is not a spiritual or decent human being in any sense of the word. She is repugnant and without a shred of whatever characteristics makes humans "human". She is a sociopath and a psychotic desperate, deplorable and diseased creature whose soul will never ever be reborn in any way as that would put the fate of our universe in peril. Let us bow our heads and pray that the Good Lord take her the Fuck Away. Forever and Ever. Amen.

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