We Hired A Beta Incel To Work In Our Panini Shop

Welcome to a brand new Ratfood!! Hope you’ve got a plate of rubbish to nibble on, cos there’s lots of giggle in today’s ep and you’re gonna need the SUSTAINANCE!We’re almost half way through our Melbourne comedy festival season and so today we come to you with sore bodies, fucked up tummies from eating chips for dinner and maaany silly chats. Topics covered include - but are not limited to - The drop kicking of a green Thai chicken curry. The meeting of Sam’s two dads. A fucked breakfast of champions. A boot scooting king. Tom being a voyeur. A Cooking Dash addiction. A real life theme park accident. And an incel.We’ll see you for our VERY SPECIAL Ratbag on Monday, and if you’re in Naarm, hopefully we see you at a live show in the next few weeks!Ticky link as per regular for you!MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL SHOW: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/no-hat-no-play-the-cabaret/Happy Ratfood day to all and we’ll see you in your earholes very very soon!Mel & Samxx—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://youtube.com/@themelandsam?si=jzeN-E_-DcE-DGHSFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou & Lucy Bain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.