We Hit Record… That Was the First Mistake

Episode 1 starts off with some elite decision-making — our GCSEs are a week away… so naturally we made a podcast instead of revising.We chat about how badly we’ve timed this, the stress of exams, and whether we’ve completely lost the plot. Then we get into football and how it’s basically been taken over by money, hype, and everything but actual football.We also have a proper rant about group chats — why they’re always popping off at the worst times, and how it’s somehow the same 3 people carrying the whole thing while everyone else is just suffering through the notifications.It’s chaotic, a bit irresponsible, and probably not what we should be doing right now… but it’s funny, and that’s what matters.