We Like Werewolves

That's why your theory makes a lot of sense. Like, oh, he's totally a wolf, right? Right? James?

Is that here? I'm a wolf. James? He was a wolf, right?

Yeah, dude. You sure? Because I think I see two wolves, James? Do I see two wolves, James?

No, James is your girlfriend thing? It's a wolf. It's what I thought. Go on, beer one.

One, the hunt. I'm after you, Dan. Because I'm a werewolf. No, no, no, no.

I love some drained rans. What was that first thing he says? I've never known. Um, smell like a sound?

I feel like that's what I'm saying. I don't know. I'm never looked at the lyrics. But that's what I sing when I sing it to myself.

Anyways, the brown, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a Brit. I'm Dan.

Welcome Dan Rantler forever. The Virgo. Oh, man. What's your thoughts on Boyle Peanuts?

Yes or no? I love a bull Peanut. No, I'm guessing you're not a huge fan because you're not here. Oh, you're already a fan.

I'm a pretty big fan. Okay. I met a dude named James Brown today. Get this.

I want to say Samurai Master Style was trained by Tony, the peanut man. The peanut man. The dude. Yeah, Tony, the peanut man.

I think we've talked about him on the podcast before, actually. Yeah, the river dogs. Yeah. He worked for Tony and he was like, man, Tony, there's all these other avenues.

Yeah, he worked behind the scenes for him. And Tony was real cool. He was like, just, no, man, I want you to do your own thing. Really?

Yeah, he was like, I'll help you get started. I'll endorse you. Wow. He gets you into different venues.

So he's in a battery, which is our local soccer field, like center pro. Did you know I had three major league games this year? Really? Yeah, I know that.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I knew our team was up there. I knew I knew they're a decent soccer team. I really don't know.

I don't follow that game. Even the stingrays aren't that bad. I mean, they're minor league, but they've won the, what was it called? The Stanley Cup?

No, that's the... What's the lower one? Oh, no. I know they've won the league championship a few times.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Kelly Cup. I just thought it was awesome.

But I was asking you because I like, I can cold. Do you like and cold? I like and cold. I like them hot.

I like them spicy. Like not spicy. I love them all, man. Yeah, man, sometimes you just throw a ham in there.

Just a couple of ham hocks and just let it get a little flavor. Where are you with smoked paprika? Ever had it? Tried it?

Yeah, I mean, it's paprika sexy cousin. It totally is. Like paprika. You're kind of just fading the background.

Oh, paprika done really... I don't think it has a flavor. Does it? Am I wrong to add color to deviled eggs?

Yeah, that's what everybody thinks. Smoked paprika? Yeah, smoked paprika is good. Change your life.

And I was like, munching these and it was awesome because I'm like, dude was just selling out of a job. He's like, hey man, what you doing? And I'm like about to buy some boiled peanuts, James Brown, and he was like, and he was actually playing James Brown. He was like, come on up now.

Nobody should. I could barely get away from him. He talks so much. Oh man, I don't really like people talk that much.

It's all too much. I'm buying a five dollar bag of peanuts from you. I mean, some people are just like, man, you've got to stop talking to me because I have stuff I have to do. He's got a fun talk to me.

Yeah. I'm like, it's a weird question, especially when he boiled his in the title. I'm like, you got him cold? And he was like, pfft dude, my man.

And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, I got him cold. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't cold today, but it wasn't hot.

Dude, it was like boiling peanuts in giant vats out of this office building. You know, just trying to pick up like the food truck ground. Yeah. And yeah, he had like this little separate cooler.

Pretty sure those were his. Like he was going to eat those later. Yeah. I like them cold.

I like them hot. I like going to the beach with a hot thing of peanuts I just speak really. I also like going on a boat having a cooler with some cold ass, so I can bowl peanuts in it. Mm.

You like hot, you like hot, boiled peanuts at the beach? That seems like hot on hot. But it's like an experience though. I think it's more of the experience of going and buying the peanuts and then eating them there versus.

I like ice cream when it's cold outside. Yeah, ice cream's just good all around. Yeah, I mean, it's great. If I could live on that shit, I would.

Oh yeah, milkshakes are my jam. Actually, no one will rule the road on milkshakes, dude. What? Well, I mean, it's like you can eat ice cream, but faster.

How's that not better? The thing way that you can just like maybe shove this in my eye hole. Growing up, my granddad always would have IBC glass-bald root beer and would make French vanilla root beer floats for us as kids. And it's like still my go-to thing.

I never make them anymore, but they're so fucking good. Huh, what do you mean French vanilla? I just, the French vanilla ice cream. Oh, okay, I thought you meant like French vanilla soda.

No, no, just vanilla ice cream. You've seen that. And IBC glass-bald root beer. I don't know, the ice cream always gets kind of weird.

Yeah, but it's just weird crunchy. I guess this is the creaminess with the root beer is what's delicious for some reason. So I wonder if just root beer and milk would be pretty good. I'm assuming that's gonna be delicious together.

What, root beer and milk? Yeah, no. You know what it is? It's like every food that's delicious is a perfect combination between fats and sugar, which is why I taste amazing.

Here we go. Yeah, I know. Brins crazy ideas. Fat and sugar taste delicious together.

Did you watch Laverne in Shirley? Nope. You're missing out, first of all. But Laverne would drink Pepsi and milk, I think?

Milk and Pepsi. Fuck you. I'm telling you, man. Fuck you.

That's why pineapple tastes so great on pizza. Wrong, that's different. That's acidic. That's different.

It's sweet with fat. Ah, it got me now. That's why butter breads taste so good. Could you not just sit down and eat a whole loaf of bread and butter?

You know, I would agree with you more if you didn't have this kind of sending look on your face. I know what this means. I'm fatter than you, Dan. I know what food's better.

The building blocks of humanity. So you like the spicy peanuts? I usually don't go for them. You don't go for the cajun?

Nah, I like the plain. I like the sea salt in there. And that was good too. But I like spicy food.

I like the sniffles and down it with some beer. Usually on the boat when I eat ball peanuts. I guess that's what it is. Maybe I should have asked to try some of the spicy ones because they're usually not too spicy.

I don't want to go all in. I mean, I've got them in the fridge downstairs because, hey, I shitload of them just driving around today. And I still have a shitload of them left. I got to ask you that.

I mean, it's a peanut shell etiquette. How do you mean? Do you just own that window? Well, yeah.

I have no other choice. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's how cool this guy was.

James Brown was like, I need a bag for those shells. I'm like, I need a bag for those shells. Yeah, he was just on the beach. I don't mind if you're driving on the road and you're eating a couple of you don't have enough fun.

But I mean, if you're at the beach, don't fucking throw peanut shells everywhere. It's kind of gross to step on a peanut shell. It's in his mouth. It totally is.

I was, you know, as annoyed as I was about, you know, a little too much talking. Great idea. Dude is doing like pre-order like Super Bowl, well, peanuts. That's a good idea, isn't it?

I'm like, well, what do they have to do? He's like, I'm going to deliver them. I'm like, what? It's like, yeah, I'm going to drop off your fresh, hot, boiled peanuts to your Super Bowl party.

I'm like, dude, if I owned a kitchen, you know what I do for Super Bowl? Just every year? Hey, you want to order wings? It's the only time we ever make wings.

But you can get them this year. For Super Bowl, we'll deliver them. Do you like four huge orders to make a shit ton of money off wings? Yeah.

Yeah, there's a little higher margin on wings, I think. Man, I won't give the dude's business away, but I'll tell you off-air the kind of money Humbloy's making on... Well, peanuts? Well, peanuts.

You can get them pretty cheap. Killing it. Let me put it this way. He turned down a job at Waterfront Park because he also does, like, you know, a little lichen stretch on the side, and people just like him.

He has turned it down because it would interfere with some of his oil peanuts sales. I saw this people who sell hot dogs downtown, man. They probably make money. Yeah.

I've always wanted a food truck. That's one of the things I've always wanted. I've already got the perfect recipe. I won't tell you one here because it's the perfect recipe.

What kind of food would it be, American? Oh, wait. You know what I thought of? No, just go with me here.

I was thinking of this the other day because I put Sriracha on a burrito. It's fucking delicious. First guy to put Sriracha on a burrito. Mexican Asian food.

Yeah. I like the name Mexican food with Asian heat. Asian spices and Mexican food. I feel like their cousins anyway, man.

Dude. They go together. Yeah, for sure. No, I'm with you.

I've made a few dishes where I'm like, man, just like a little bit of a little bit of a mess. I've made a few dishes where I'm like, man, just like a little more of something could change, change races on me. Like just trying Sriracha on a burrito. I almost did a respect on my food.

What? You know, change race. Nerd joke. Yeah.

Speaking of nerds, you want to talk about some werewolves? I had to put a hound there. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's not fucked up.

That's just stupid. So, let's start with, you know, I guess tell the people what a werewolf is if you've never lived before and you've never heard of him. So basically, I'm a man all day, every night, day, I'm a man until a full moon. I turn to a wolf creature.

Wolf creature. I say wolf creature because you don't turn into a wolf. No, you don't. That's a good distinction.

I did write that down because there are some werewolves stories but they turn into actual wolves versus wolf. Yeah, like a fucking skinwalker or something. Yeah, like that's what I think of as a skinwalker versus a werewolf. Indeed.

So werewolves usually what I would say seven to ten feet tall. That's a big ass werewolf dude. Oh werewolves are big though. I mean, what is this, an eight foot ceiling?

I'm just saying, I mean, according to movies that we've seen, they're bigger than humans. For sure. Which didn't really make sense to me. Yeah, you figured out to be smaller.

Or at least the same size. Yeah. But they grow. Well, yeah.

Anyway, werewolves come from? What? What's the basis of their mythology? I assume it's...

I didn't look into this up but I would have to assume it'd have to be back when... British? Yeah, you know when the wolves were attacking London and killing people? No, that's a new thing to me.

Yeah, like 400 something people died in one year by wolf attacks in London? Really? Yeah, like wolves were invading the cities. Super packs were killing people off.

Wow. And packs of wild dogs control most of the major cities. If wild dogs turn on us, we'd be in trouble. Yeah, without a doubt.

We'd be in a situation. But I wonder what I think maybe werewolves came from? I think might have been during that time when people were hunting wolves like crazy trying to kill them all? Right, accidentally killed a couple dudes.

And it was like, it was a wolf. I shot it and now it's a person. I'm telling you that's had to be what it was. Oh yeah.

Like answer be? Like camperathy. Like camperathy. Like camperathy.

Like camperathy. Yeah, I think that's right. Isn't that the werewolf disease? Yeah, I believe so.

So I think I said pronounce it. I think I mentioned before when we were talking about vampires, you know, that my elementary school had some fucked up books that we should not have been needing. And my sister can verify this. But because she read the same fucked up book, there was something in the elementary school library that told you if you couldn't find a werewolf to bite you, how to become one.

And it was like, I think you're about to bring up something. Was there a plant involved in this transformation? Well, the key ingredient that really messed with me as a child in a child's library was baby fat. Oh, like they listed off all these ingredients.

I think I remember reading books like that as a kid too. Like, they're like, you got to take off all your clothes and bathe in the moonlight and say these words while the invitation was listed. As well as like, you know, where the fuck you can get baby fat, man? That's what I'm thinking when I'm eight year old Dan.

Like, huh, that doesn't seem above board. And they're like, and then they're telling you that like you got to get naked, rub this shit on your body and like dance in the moonlight and you'll become a vampire. Yeah, they had different things for different ones. So, I mean, obviously, as far as turning into a werewolf, pretty much the only way that you hear about being bitten, being scratched, being attacked and living through the attack.

Yeah, that's always been a little sketchy to me. So, I don't know if the disease thing was invented later, you know, to try and explain it. But it's like, well, werewolves are like these super strong, very aggressive dumb animals that kill everything they see. How the fuck would you survive that and become a werewolf?

Well, if in the middle attack someone shoots the wolf and it runs away. Oh, yeah, like something interrupts the attack. They just get a little chomp. Yeah, because otherwise they're gonna literally tear your face off.

Like a zombie. Yeah, they will just attack you into your dead. You know, like trying to hide it at work. I didn't get bit.

Nah, I did that last week. I heard there's a werewolf around. What's that shit on your shoulder right there? Nothing, man.

Don't worry about it. I guess I'm old sticking off. Answer? No.

No. Because, I mean, you got like the walls and ground at wereb, what? Nothing. You see the walls and ground at right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Tell me a second to realize what you're talking about.

No, like I'm... I hope so because it's adorable. I've heard of like other werewolves, werewolves, werewolves, werewolves. Yeah.

Wereb, werewolves, wereb, werewolves. I know wereb, but the best not one. But were wereb, wereb, the same situation you're normal and then at the full moon instead of turning a wolf, you turn to a different type of animal beast. You know.

I'm not heard of any other others. No. Maybe it's just my crazy readings. But, okay, so what, I mean, the other animals don't make any sense to me.

Like, so wolves howl at the moon, so that makes sense. Yeah. What other animal would you turn into? Like a fucking dolphin?

No, like we're bare, like I mentioned before. It's just fun to say. We're bare, we're bare. Everyone listening say we're bare, how loud and you'll giggle to yourself.

Um, just, I don't know, animal change, you know, people changing in animals. Changeling. Changeling. I guess that's more skin walker territory.

I suppose, yeah. But I mean, because werewolves really the one you hear about. So was it Irish? I would think Irish Norse.

I would think just definitely European areas. It seems like British Isles to me. I would think Britain slash Ireland. Yeah.

Wolf territory. Man beasts. Maybe some Russia. Hmm.

Yeah. I could see that. Alright, we're gonna take a break. Alright, we're back.

So, I know we're not in literature or anything like that yet. Yeah, in the movies and stuff. But red, red, red, riding hood. Was that a werewolf story?

I don't think so. Wolf and sheep's living. No. Grandma.

Hey, but the wolf can talk. Wolf. Anyways, so that attack looked it up. So it was 40 people were killed in like 1450 in France.

By a super pack? No, it was just a regular pack of man eating wolves that invaded Paris for a year. Fucking wolves are scary, dude. Yeah.

You ever seen them in person? Fuck no. I mean, like at the zoo. Yeah, but even at the zoo they were pretty scary.

They're intense. Yeah, they're pretty big. I mean, I'm scared of dogs sometimes and they're like bone breaking biting dogs. Scared of your dogs sometimes.

Yeah, I'm not blaming you. Did you know in Switzerland they had werewolf trials similar to the old witch trials in the 1500s? Apparently, they hadn't killed enough bitches. So they turned to the men.

I wonder if there was like, you know. Well, witches and werewolves kind of go, they're kind of intertwined to some extent. What do you mean? I just remember reading about how like a witch is create werewolves.

Or something like that. They're both like maybe packs with a devil. Oh, yeah. I've heard that.

I know they're creature of the night sort of thing. Yeah. Yeah, like everything's all bad. You're all bad.

You're all bad. It's a great description, Dan. So wolf that's all bad. I mean, do we know like the origin of it?

Like when the word werewolf and when story started coming about? Where is an old English word that means man, which I think is kind of interesting. Well, I'm just wondering if it's a were rabbit doesn't make any sense because they never turned into rabbits. At least not according to walls and ground.

Their claymation masterpiece. The only reason I ask is because the number one way you kill werewolf is silver. Silver bullet. Silver bullet.

But bullet specifically. After the gun was invented that werewolves came about. Because you don't really hear. I mean, I know silver and general kills him, but I don't know because.

So the bullet or was it just. Black and fine. Tigers. I would have to say.

Tigers way more powerful wolf. Oh, no, no. Tigers are like the scariest animal. Pretty close.

Because you don't see them coming and then hyena is the scariest to see. Really? Dude, they're just, do you've seen their teeth? They're just a hyena in person?

No, I have not. I mean, but you've seen pictures of their teeth and just how they look. They look creepy as shit. Yeah, the goofy little giggle that they do is.

And on top of that, hyena is part of the cat family, which I always thought it was part of the dog family. I thought so too. It's not? No, it's part of a cat family.

Shut your mouth. Sorry, I totally just hit the mic. They're sneaky. They are sneaky.

And you know what's funny about that is I was telling Terry, like, who was my wife? I think. Exerful. Terry.

Wouldn't it be terrifying if cats could laugh? Like, can you imagine if we can't? We're just like, oh yeah, you're sleeping at night and you're zero. Yeah, fucking scary dude.

What are you doing over there? What fucking grandmoons? Silver bullet. I assume that's just kind of falling in line with like the plague thing.

Mm, silver being antimicrobial. Antimicrobial, it's beautiful. It's terrifying and all that shit. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense too.

And that kind of be in the same timeframe. Yeah. I guess this still adds up. But you would just think like vampires is like a wooden stake.

Like why wouldn't they just be like, yeah, werewolf, wooden stake. So the heart kills everything. I think honestly the werewolf's greatest weakness is that I mean he's like the fucking incredible Hulk. Like he doesn't know he's doing.

He doesn't have as much of a conscious mind. One of the lot of stories they're portrayed, you know, they come to the next day and they're like, oh, I don't know where I am. I don't know what I did. Like, like literally like a Dr.

Jekyll Mr. Hyde type situation where it's like you completely out of your own control. You're animal instinct takes over. Saturday morning.

Why am I sweating? Why is it blood on my teeth? So besides a silver bullet man, can you name some ways to kill a werewolf? I mean, I assume you can like chop him into little pieces or ground him or some shit.

I would think fire. Yeah, burn him. Burn him. What about wolf's pain?

I don't know. Supposedly that kills vampires as well, but also werewolves. Does it kill him or does it just kind of like my life shit? It kills him.

It doesn't really kill vampires. They're just like, no, it kills him. But it's also like an actual poison. Wolf's Vaines?

Yeah, I had no idea. So it will kill anything. No, sure. But basically suppose you mix the wolf's vein in with bait to kill dogs or not dogs wolves.

Oh, okay. That sounds... Then you use that or you can even rub it like on a blade to poison the blade or the tip of an arrow and it would eventually kill. Not immediately, but it poisoned him.

Yeah, suppose you're like being a werewolf would be probably one of the worst monsters to be. Well, here's the thing though. It's really got to fuck with your day. You totally know when it's coming though.

Because yesterday was a blue moon. Same for those of you who don't know. That means two full moons in the same calendar month. That shit is not common.

That's why they say once in a blue moon. The last one was like 2016. So it's not like super uncommon. But imagine how much you're...

But you know they're coming. You know, okay, well, tonight I got to get locked up. And is it like the absolute... Because full moon is like one or two days before and after you're like, is it full?

It's not full. I think it's... Well, I don't really know. I've always wondered is it the exact day or is it like maybe...

They say it's the full moon. What if you just got on a jet and you just drove through the time zones and you never saw it. Sure, just get on your private jet buddy. I mean, you got one?

No. So you would suck as a werewolf. I think I would just be like, listen, chain me up. Like real good for tonight and I'm good.

Yeah. And nobody would believe you. Yeah, I guess that's the problem. Because you go, I'm telling everyone.

I'm gonna kill everyone and they're like, haha, good one breath. Oh shit, too late. Everyone's dead. What if dog food tastes better?

I'm sorry, what? When you're a werewolf, I wonder if you know, because you're a human. I'm sure... I've never tried it.

I mean, why do you think it's probably terrible? Why do you think dog food is like table scraps? Because it's way better than the food we feel. It's true.

Well, I've read or heard that pit food is very salty and that's what like attracts animals to it. Makes sense. But I wonder if you like, wouldn't care. My dog really likes to lick my skin after I'm at work.

Like I'll try to lick my feet and legs and arms and I hate it's gross. But I guarantee it's because of the salt from sweating all day. Everybody's alone once in a while. What if you...

What if you... I don't know where you're going, but I don't know. What if you wolf out? What if you wolf out?

And the only thing around your dogs and your dogs, your homies, because you're not like... Or would you kill your dogs? Because you're fucking werewolf. No, I think there'll be a little bit of mutual respect there.

Like, what if... I would say what if you just like, like, one week and a month, hey, I gotta go hike in this weekend, you hike 20 miles, but I think as a wolf form you'll be able to run back into town super quick and kill a bunch of people. They do seem super powerful. And fast.

I mean, speed of an animal. So... But if you were lost, if you hurt my... Well, then you've got your super senses, man.

You're gonna be able to smell that sweet, salty, human flesh. The thing that always mess with us about werewolves is they wake up naked. Sounds like there's a little bitch in your back that jumps fucking neck. Yeah.

Or would you be just going out and killing a deer if you're in the woods? I don't know. It just seems like it's always like a rampage. Just like, whatever bleeds I'm gonna make it bleed.

Yeah. Sounds weird. I mean, do they just... Yeah, because they're more...

They more kill for sport than food when you're in werewolf form. Maybe you do, but I mean, I'm just hungry because I'm this super powerful like... Hellbeast and I need some fuel. Energy fuel because you're hungry because you just transformed.

It's a vicious cycle. Yeah, it looks super painful. Right. And then, you know, some of these where their skin just flakes off and they're wolf.

I think it's much more... I think it's more like howling style. Like ripping bones, twisting and popping and... It doesn't seem exciting to me at all.

No, it seems super shitty. But I guess you don't remember it the next day. I guess the only version of it that seems attractive is like if you're like a... Like Disney's version of the Hulk where he's like kind of...

Our teen was just... Oh, motherfuck. Yeah. Not quite yet.

Sorry, I brought it up a little early. But werewolves sexy? No. Although that one underworld that we were talking about that doesn't suck.

My wife thinks whoever the dude was that played like the werewolf guy is pretty hot. I mean werewolves... The dudes who play werewolves, they usually pick pretty hot dudes. Hmm.

Is that mean? Yeah. Is it that whole animalistic? Yeah, maybe like the...

I don't know how much we can get into that without getting a little rapey. Yeah. No, I'm saying. I definitely know what you're saying.

Yeah, maybe we shouldn't get into that. Alright, so as far as killing werewolves though. Okay, two scenarios, one. Well, they're just an animal.

Okay, let's say... Maybe they're not just an animal. Why don't bullets kill them? Because they heal super quick.

Do they? Yeah. Is that one of their abilities? Yeah.

So, aside from being like super strong, very fast, enormous. Claws, I assume? Oh, yeah, super sharp claws. Do they have large talents?

Which, the claws I never really understood because wolves don't... I mean, they have claws, but they're not like razor sharp claws that rip stuff. Yeah, the wolves don't have fingers. Yeah, that's true.

They can't pick shit up. If you're a hunter werewolf, tell me your step-by-step approach. You live in a small town. Small town.

Less than a thousand people. You know someone there's a werewolf. It might even be you. You don't know.

Werewolf reports. Yes. You normally get blackout drunk, so you're not sure if maybe when you're a blackout drunk, you became a werewolf. That could be true almost right now.

I mean, do you think you'd try? I mean, where would you even get a fucking silver brolet, man? Brolet. Brolet.

You'd have to make it yourself, obviously. Yeah, because I can do that. Yeah, I know. You'd have to go to a gunsmith and be like, hey.

Then he gets on me, dude. I could barely build a deck. Silver's pretty soft metal. I don't know how well it would be fired out of a gun.

You could go the approach of... Yep. What about silver coated thing? Yes.

I'd say yes. A silver sword will cut a werewolf and kill him. What about a sterling silver letter opener? Absolutely.

Hmm. I mean, you can't just barely cut his neck, obviously. Yeah, that's be a mortal wound with a... You scratched.

That's be a mortal wound with a... Fucking human. With a silver weapon. How do you like it?

That's just gonna itch. I would just go to the pawn shop by a bunch of silver. Stuff in the end of a shotgun. Mmm.

Blender bust style. Hell yeah. It's gonna explode in your hands. I mean, I'm not gonna pack it tight and you're gonna die.

You're just gonna shove random objects in a shotgun? What do you stupid? Or make a... What's it called?

A Garrett out of a silver chain? Goreau? Yeah. Goreau.

Yeah, like silver wire. Honestly, the thing I'd do is... Honestly, you gotta find out who the werewolf is. Because, you know, you're gonna have to be in lots of situations where werewolf is like coming out of a convenience store and you're in his backseat.

Ahhh! Yeah, that's a stupid idea. Here's the thing. Find out who it is and kill them in his human form.

Because in their human form, they can die of all the normal stuff. How do you know for sure? Well, see that's the trick isn't it? You gotta make sure he's the werewolf.

That's why your theory makes a lot of sense. Like, oh, he's... He's totally a wolf, right? James?

Is that here? I'm wolves. James? He was a wolf, right?

Yeah dude. You sure? Because I think I see two wolves, James? Do I see two wolves, James?

No James is your girlfriend thing at the wolf? That's what I thought. Go home to your wife. I don't know.

I mean, I think I was... I think I was just... I think I was just... I think I was just...

I'd be afraid. I don't know if I could kill a fucking werewolf dude. Oh, just move. Yeah, get the fuck out.

There's no way I'm killing a werewolf. You'd rather kill a vampire than a werewolf when you... Vampires are far more vulnerable. Are they?

Yeah. They're always vampires. Because they... Depending on mythology, fuck your face, they may or may not be in a coffin in sleeping at night.

You creep in fucking stuff through the heart. That's a lot easier. But a werewolf, when he's a normal person, he's just a normal person. You don't have super strength when he's a normal human.