We Love the Movies No One is Going to See

Who stole Return of the Jedi? Sean shares a story about a 1980s teenager who stole a full theater print of Star Wars Return of the Jedi.    The Box Office is strong at the top but good movies are still being ignored.    The Devil Wears Prada 2    Directed by David Frankel    Starring Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci    Miranda Priestly struggles against Emily Charlton, her former assistant turned rival executive, as they compete for advertising revenue amid declining print media, while Miranda nears retirement.   Hokum    Directed by Damian McCarthy    Starring Adam Scott    When novelist Ohm Bauman retreats to a remote inn to scatter his parents' ashes, he's consumed by tales of a witch that haunts the honeymoon suite. Soon, disturbing visions and a shocking disappearance force him to confront dark corners of his past.   Mortal Kombat 2    Directed by Simon McQuoid    Starring Karl Urban    Johnny Cage joins other fighters in the ultimate, no-holds-barred battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn, a powerful tyrant who threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders.   The Sheep Detectives    Directed by  Kyle Balda    Starring Hugh Jackman, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Bryan Cranston    George Hardy is a shepherd who loves to read murder mysteries to his sheep, never suspecting that they can understand him. When George is found dead under mysterious circumstances, the sheep decide to solve the crime themselves, even if it means leaving their meadow for the first time and facing the fact that the human world isn't as simple as it appears in books.    Classic    Black Sheep    Directed by Jonathan King    Starring Danielle Mason    Sheep-fearing Henry (Nathan Meister) returns to his brother's (Peter Feeney) New Zealand farm, hoping his sibling will buy out his share of the property. However, what he finds are genetically altered sheep that prey on humans and turn their victims into undead, woolly killers. Shear madness ensues as Henry, an animal-rights activist (Danielle Mason) and a farmhand (Tammy Davis) set out to stop the rampaging animals.