We LOVE "What We Do In The Shadows" and "The Righteous Gemstones", Celebrate Pauly Shore as "Pinocchio", and Paul Grosses Dave Out With A Nasty Ectopic Tooth Story!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:It's FAMILY DAY! YAY!Dave's Movement Disorder Makes An Appearance!TAPEY THE TAPEWORM!Cocaine Flavoured Coke!Heroin Over The Counter? Yes Please!Dave Acknowledges His Incredible Narcissism!We Love "What We Do In The Shadows"!SO MANY JEFFS (See Clips For More)!Energy Vampires!Queer Guillermo!Paul Is Synonymous With Bland Apparently!We Love "The Righteous Gemstones"!Prosperity Evangelicals Are So Much Fun!Dave Ignorantly Calls Adam DeVine, Adam Levine!  Sad!Yep.  We're the Sheep!To Avoid Spoilers For Scream 5, Please Skip To The Following Time: 23:33!Dave Called The First Killer Immediately!Paul Figured Out The Second Killer Later On!Paul Gets His Movies Mixed Up!To Avoid Spoilers For Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Please Skip To The Following Time: 25:40 (Approximately!)Leftists Buy a Texas Town?  Yep! Dumb?  Totally!"The Burning"! "Ghost Ship"! "Cube"! "Yellowjackets"!Pumpkin Pies!What Everyone Has Been Asking For: Pauly Shore as "Pinocchio"!Dana Carvey IS "The Master Of Disguise"!"White Chicks"! "Not Another Teen Movie"!The Early Aughts Were Problematic!Face Punches Wake You Up!Dave's Breathing Issues! Paul's Fasting Issues!Ectopic Teeth! FUN!Paul's Hillbilly Teeth!Episode Links (In Order):What Is Choreoathetosis?!Victorian Tapeworms!"What We Do In The Shadows" Weak Jeff!"Bob's Burgers" Jeff Song!"22 Jump Street" My Name Is Jeff Scene!Gay Bram Stoker!LAGALABATATA!NSFW - Sexy Nude Adam DeVine!"The Burning" Raft Scene!"Ghost Ship" Dance Floor Scene!"Cube" Opening Scene!"Pinocchio" Trailer!Man Has Tooth Growing In Nose (FUCKING GROSS! SERIOUSLY!)!Ken Copeland - Insane Prosperity Pastor!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!