Hello hello hello it is Friday hello hello hello September 16th Friday baby beautiful day thanks everybody for being here to treat a treasure that we all came together here on this beautiful Friday joined by Ela of course hello Ela hello hello oh before we get too deep sponsored by Hello Fresh they could help fresh dude this is all right all right for real yeah you want to show it off damn okay the boots are sick too they can't see them but the boots are what I want to tell you about yeah hold on oh shit I call this stomp the tater tots boots yeah we had those that I think I told you to stomp on me I'll stomp on my nuts left and call me a call me up your slave that's the game hey you said that the cardigan or how about a got a joke about it where did it go thank you Zach no it's a card it you can card it go have a good Friday I don't know thank you you can go car to have yourself the good old Friday you know we got a great episode here today I guess I should just explain right off the bat well here we got some more HR to get to Ela's bringing some HR issues to the table as well so that's gonna continue on we have C-man calling in everybody's been a while he's got some really good update for us I love to hear yeah and a lot of good stuff Dan is gone today he left us to go to his best friends wedding I mean the nerve of this guy yeah this man clearly doesn't care about his love but a b's feeling and how you doing there a b I'm good and share I'm feeling great I've trained for the best so I'll be okay look at that smile look at that big beautiful smile that's gay white clawed gave on a gorgeous gorgeous smile what are you being over what's what do you so happy about Gabe I'm having I'm having a pizza a taco ball a taco ball pizza yeah wait wait wait wait yeah you're having a pizza a Taco Bell did they bring back the Mexican pizza that's what it is a Mexican pizza it's like they they turn the taco and chalpita yummy how fuck baby thought yeah that was gone for a minute and then they brought it back huh what's up everybody fuck baby fuck hey you we're having a little bit of a technical difficulty here I see the window what's wrong with Gabe yeah wait what's happening you guys is this not fun is this Ian or AB this is of course me oh sorry game hold on we're having a technical issue there you are but it's not just like it's just a zoom thing isn't it yeah we have Zach this is not a joke AB is actually lost control of the show game just hang with us I can see you up like 20 times I mean we can still keep chatting why don't we just keep chatting Gabe why they try to fix this it'll be interesting are you now now the Mexican pizza was gone and then you know it came back is that it was that exciting for you it's not just my first time having a Mexican pizza oh wow so how was it for you that's good yeah yeah oh baby fuck yeah but baby but Mexican pizza bitch sit sit my dick bitch just hold on to check in just one check in on AB but I'm looking at the stream they can't see anything right they could they can say they're just saying all of us at once oh yeah they're okay is delayed yeah um excellent AB you're doing you're off to a great star here thank you yeah well it's not like a simple like pin that's it gave his pin and when I pinned it is when shit went to hell is it fixed now or Ian's just gonna crop it we're gonna work this is fine I like this this is interesting here's a crop version of do fuck baby fuck yeah fuck baby fuck yeah our Mexican pizza bitch shit my Mexican pizza baby I like Taco Bell better than Del Taco Del Taco yeah Del Del Taco sucks bitch baby hey Del Taco yeah yeah fuck Del Taco fuck yeah guys do I take one or two Allegra I've never taken over instructions on the bonus I'm gonna take one okay I mean I mean I don't it I shouldn't be the one telling you to follow the instructions on the bottle I did not ask you I guess never met anyone with a higher dosage so maybe one okay does a well Allegra fuck you up if you take too much look at you sleep here something doesn't not drowsy gave you no I don't want to make that stuff up I'm happy I'm just happy to be natural who took that stuff if I'm not sure oh yeah oh yeah I'm not sure what don't take it another world did you get anything else or just the Mexican pizza that's the Mexican pizza and a journey that's about it is that enough to fill you up I wonder if a Mexican pizza would be enough for me I'd be good if you're really hungry I go for two so for two be it's Del Taco fuck Del Taco all right what are you doing this Friday anything interesting I'm gonna do some push-up shit motherfucker yeah I heard a hundred burpees well cure your life sure well looking to that okay chat hanksy that was one the best videos we've seen all year Chet Hanks went to a we watched it on Wednesday he went to a a drug rehabilitation speech for recovering addicts and he was just so off the rails he started arguing with people in the audience missing the other guest speakers and just he kept just talking about burpees like he just did a hundred burpees and that's cured everything but I think the tater tots would appreciate that let's see some burpees from the tater tots anyway Gabe listen there's so much to do this week and I hope you have a great time all right all right yeah but go on but bitch shit my dick people piss of my bitch hole bitch shit my open tittle bitch yeah no it doesn't make a much put some boogers in my eyes bitch yeah we love that gave you my you're my biggest fan I love you buddy appreciate it yeah whoo all right thank you everybody what like a talk about talk about next one pizza yummy drinking my gamer up up up up what's the truth lemonade oh my god I'm gonna get so Jack today these things get me so energized like nothing coffee doesn't energize me like this I was trying to why they call it GG do you know why love the call GG but it's game or I think it's just their their juice brown again yeah that's what it means but I think it's maybe they just mean it like in the traditional game to every other drink anyway guys I should explain right at the top everyone was expecting how we to be on today on Wednesday we went in hard you know hard on sign oh no we and it's not my fault it's just when I look at him I feel like existential dread Jesus the man has it yet it was bad and we're like man I hope this doesn't reach how he goes he's gonna cancel because it's I'm technically his boss and they're promoting right now yeah because America's got talent is that Simon Cal show I don't know yeah he's a producer yes and they're doing a press tour together and they're like dude don't talk shit about Simon dude just be safe but I was like how can I how can I help my sister's a dean I mean he's just a dick I don't want to get back into it because we talked about so much I I want to say but have you seen pictures of that man me yes I think so oh his skin you know what his skin looks like when you microwave milk the film that's on the top oh my god that's Simon Cal this is how we're gonna start this so today no this is the one in particular I mean I mean listen me know I don't know if I'm being too mean but I mean he's only 62 thoughts I mean how did people react to your segment I haven't watched it yet I think some people thought it was funny a lot of people thought it was mean you know a lot I think I was talking to badly about plastic generally and surgeon I think I think it's plastic surgery in general I think my mistake was I think I'm against filler we all decided but plastic surgery of course is totally fine if interesting if you want to get it but anyway so how we reached out yesterday and he said he got a call from Simon you got a fucking call from Simon GG how we got a fucking call from Simon Cal's people thing I know you're trying to promote our show and this does is the biggest podcast in the world or at least one of them the number one podcast in the world that seems like a good place to promote Howard may I call you Howard yet Simon Cal's people here's Simon making the call here's Simon right now you're sad that's going to podcast I wish he did have a big old fucking hood so I didn't have to see his face so much oh come on I'm just being honest scares me even love the dude come on the dude went trick-or-treating he was winning prizes for best of for best costume and he wasn't even wearing anything I'm just trying to secure this how we interview right it's very funny though listen if I have to suck Sam and Cal's dick to get how we own here it's not worth it actually everything I just said is a lie how we just had to reschedule he was very gracious about it how he said that he came up he had to take care of he was very very gracious very sweet we're best needs you guys know that and we were in touch with his people we're gonna we're gonna schedule did you speak with them Olivia we're in touch people helping people yes they suggested a day where we have another guest coming home oh we can book yeah we'll see yeah yeah nothing yeah no I'm just kidding there's no how he's a legend he's the sweetest man ever he's a true true legend and Simon you know for whatever it's worth did not make the call okay so we love that for him how he he still has time to though I can't believe how nice he was when he talked about our podcast dude how he that man is so sweet oh my god the number one podcast in the moment goes what's the biggest podcast you've had on yeah Ethan dude yeah finally somebody recognize it do not want to get canceled anyway so that's that's why how he's not here unfortunately we won't get to have the crossover of sea man and right we all dreamed of what yeah we're gonna have a good show nonetheless so thank you how we we love you want to give a quick shout out to my wife who's sitting right beside me oh Teddy fresh up on I'm obsessed with these classic oh cool I don't want to wear anything else it is so nice it looks great the colors are beautiful it's just nice wash I love the pocket you know that the wash was such a pain to do why because it's like so many extra like processes and then there was like anyway development made it more difficult and then it cost you know cost more so it ate up into our margins right the water like expensive in love with it it looks so good can you tell me how do what kind of wash do they do on this is it an enzyme is it a stone wash with what's happened so that means they put some kind of chemical in there and right it makes it look this kind of just like worn out it's I don't know how to say it doesn't warn out but it's kind of just like faded it has like highs and lows it's like you left it in the Sun for three years which is a vibe or it's brand new it is a vibe and then we did this label that is like has no color and then it picks up the color from the wash oh and when you die the shirt oh no way it looks perfect so even dying it it's like we died the full shirt you know like you make the shirt first then you died then you do the watch so then even this was a problem because the label was supposed to pick up the color then it didn't then we saw it then we did figure it out it did pick up the color in the end but you see how she swats and slaves for you guys and then and then finance people do not love washes no because they're like but the margin just do no wash and you got to go talk to a finance person about a wash I know it's because it's like I get it like doing a wash adds like a lot it adds a lot okay and then you know it's hard but it's not very noticeable but when you wear it and feel like nice yeah but anyway that's the classics I love it I'm not wearing anything else man it's just so good we've got the you know this everything just applies to all these the hoodie the shorts the zip up the pants oh that's a woman's pants woman's feet skirt and I know where my women zip up oh crew neck that's not I wish it was hot not like a work through the crew so sick dude I have the zip up on it's my favorite jacket yes hey you're wearing wait green oh yeah that would be right here yes I'm telling you this guy is such a nice piece of clothing also the purple oh sorry the purple hoodie is one of my favorite set of footage I got it oh yeah we say you know that purple came out with the wash I know it's like yeah it's such a nice color thank you guys and these are these socks also wash yeah oh those looks so nice so that's what I'm saying I just want to recognize the work that they're doing over there Teddy first it is really really high and stuff so take first off on check out the classic question I'm loving it next week new collection comes out and there's a lot of fire pieces including that which is literally on fire they have it love you appreciate you nothing is on fire oh actually nothing is on fire you just set it on fire make up your mind I don't know what's with that girl actually I must I forgot to ask Gabe dude this is the best thing Gabe's ever made a friend of ours cousin is a huge friend fan of white claw game yeah and so she asked our friend to ask us if no no no our friend asked us if we could get a cameo for her cousin her dad unfortunately passed away and she is wrought over it and she thought it this would cheer her up as a huge fan of white claw game so what we did is we paid him we booked it because we you know we don't ask him to work for free he's a legend white claw game on cameo yeah so we booked it and then we know what happened so is that did you reach out to him reach out to him excuse me so put a lot of love on this one you know you're great what you do but you know for the family pull a extra on it and he sent this masterpiece so again the context here is that her dad passed away tragic as that is and here's Gabe coming through here muted well don't say Randy how you do it I'm sorry about your dad passing away back back back yeah you have that sound bite attack I'm sorry about your dad passing away back back back yeah I mean that that's that's the best thing you can ever dream that can you actually include the react can I laugh do I cry well it's meant to cheer him up right so I'm assuming yeah can you get because he says who afterwards can you I have to pull it yeah yeah sorry about your dad passing away back back yeah when I first opened this I was like no fuck he just not gave that a fuck baby fuck yeah we'll after that but he did and he's a legend for it white claw game on cameo this is the shit that you can expect from this absolute content creation that's a love on there baby I'm sorry about your dad passing away back back yeah I know your dad's a special person to you Randy I want to wish you the best who sometimes who like doesn't go on forever everybody has to go up time Randy back yeah I'm sorry that's true actually I mean that is true this guy knows how to send condolences I really mean it this is good I mean if this doesn't show you up I don't know what I would laugh honestly yeah great I would fuck baby fuck yeah sorry baby dad I'm fuck everybody dies someday baby so awesome yeah if I if we ever tragedy in my life yeah I want one of these you guys hear me you are gay but you know it doesn't matter how tragic how profound of a loss it is I want to like a game is you legit amazing oh yeah I prefer if he's if he's the key speaker at my funeral actually you guys you'll hear that but that in the will for me yeah sure tragic loss but ready I know good things gonna happen specialty to you ready because you're the best yeah you're the best cuz you deserve the best back they got yeah ready I heard from Abby about your dad who but who sometimes life throws a curveball fuck yeah ready you're the best fuck yeah cuz it's Friday who something good gonna happen to you fuck yeah I'm sorry about your dad passing away but who I don't run he's the best cuz ready the shows the best you know what that was I thought it was really sweet I thought that was actually really sweet I like that so there is I mean I don't know what's a better plug for you before we move on I just want to say I was freaking out I lost control the computer because I can't move the mouse somehow Dan the computer Dan is ghost in the machine right now on his cell phone I has to be I mean let's see Dan Colin I talked to you I guess he could have chast or a camera remote that's still controlling but if he's in a car he's in a car he's driving or in the car while somebody I'll get hot spot let's get him on the phone Dan called call I gotta I gotta understand what you're saying I'm a fan message in the discord calling also number and I just call oh I can't my phone don't take up you want my phone yeah just call on your phone up with the speaker up to the mic I call a million times don't worry I got you I got you the first thing that came up so what was it that he had the call it's it's it's weird it's not like normal zoom because how we have it set up it was basically double pinning you and Gabe at the same time to zoom error it's it's hello Dan are you watching the show right now I wasn't gonna go oh my god Dan did you just hack into a piece computer technically says computer well hack is a strong word that you forgot to get onto it and fix the zoom thing I saw the way I called my guy hello yeah let me ask you this where you on your dances hello where you did you hack from your phone or like did you what hotspot it yeah from your phone just an apple my phone yeah what how the fuck do you control the desktop I'm gonna show right now everybody's a hi hi hello let Dan near the electronics gonna hack it Dan how do you control a desktop from a phone I don't even understand that it's it's really I don't want to get away because I will make this a lot less impressive but yeah I mean it's just it's just a little out all right well thank you Dan he's been he's ghosting the shell he's helping out a B if you need any help yeah what are you gonna be available all day if you need more help okay great yeah you hear that a b yeah take your time Dan you know taking the sights don't arrive as quick as possible hello all right all right thanks Dan hello he was probably testing me out because I didn't know that's what he was doing and I was fighting back the miles for a good two minutes like freaking out and he was pulling it one way and I'm pulling at the other I'll you I was like oh my god what did I do Dan ladies and gentlemen we got the best game as the best producer in the game yeah he's hacking computers from his mobile phone what's that gift you're putting up with the ball Dan let me see that again come okay no problem yeah also yesterday we had a little bit of an experimental episode you guys had so much fun doing the metaverse one a few weeks ago that we decided we're gonna do a dedicated episode so we did it it was about an hour long went into the metaverse you know we had we had a b jacked in there with a third-person camera it was just to be honest I unlisted it it was just it was too chaotic you know people are probably wondering why we unlisted it I think in theirs was was great moments but on the whole it was a lot of like oh I'm trying to join the room I'm trying to party up you know I mean like a lot of not fun stuff to watch I do think if we edited it up it would be great kind of what I want to do in the future with those but it was a it was a huge I mean did you see I saw a few things on the subreddit that looked really funny like one of them was when you I don't you were fighting with someone or something with the white say yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah well here let me just read this somebody had a today's VR episode was 55 minutes long we had a bait there was a baby in there who was telling me a bitch like a literally a five-year-old was like you're like you're like a bitch I love my babies holy crap that was blowing my mind and then of course I got a month band for groping a b's avatar a month this whole yeah yeah but it wasn't me so it looked like me but you were it was Dan yeah it was Dan so we'll do it again but I think what we'll do is pre-record it edited up edited it up edited it up I say edited edited it is a fun kind of weird on say edited it's always say I don't know but it's always a edited out edited it out edited it out I did it out why did I say that I know this way flows I think or something to do with how Arabic language I know edited out edited it out edited it out edited it out not all Arabs obviously just for the idiots you know all Arabs walking around saying edited out they have a strong accent yeah that's usually how it comes out edited out but that's what I'm saying what's wrong with us what's your what of us I don't understand what's wrong with saying edited out and at all because that's how it is it's edited did that edit it out now edit it edited out edited out like passed oh it's edited yeah he goes as crazy word edited edited it out edited it's a crazy word I was nobody talking about edited it like not try you guys try saying it get edit it out edit it out edit it out now edit it out edit it out edit it out edit it out yes yeah okay edit it out and you'll throw everybody at home and saying edited right now Edit it edit it out anyway. I'll be sure to come look good But yeah, it was fun So I'll shut everyone who saw it if you guys really want to see it It's on listen we can drop the LinkedIn though link this to up on Twitter Oh, yeah, so go to our Twitter it's repotcast you couldn't find the link there if you really want to watch it so Did you see a one of the Queens guards? Fainted during her procession. I guess she's lying in state.
They call it which is when her rotting body sits there for weeks Weeks yeah in or days They just in the con and like pay their respects to a rotting corpse Dan said the line to get in one of the days was 30 hours. Oh my god Is there a smell how do they prevent a smell? 12-day period of national morning where the queen is I don't know what they do about let me look at what they do with her body. I just curious does it stink in there?
They probably stuff it's like with hey or something. Hey I'm not gonna prevent it from stinking. Oh, you take out all the sneaky you think they disemboweled the queen and stuffed her with a Mate, so she's a mommy. Yeah, what they made it like a fucking you saying they may tax the Jeremy of the Queen Yeah, of course.
I genuinely think they did it bodies kept for the first three days three days. That's getting a sting Yeah, no, um Usually now they drain the body and they add some sort of injection to fill that what was in there like the blood and artificial Stuff they put in her maldahide or some shit get you saying that But okay, so there's they have a way of not making it rotting just put some stage they recording the love straw So she's a scarecrow actually now either that or it's like a fridge in there. Oh, it could be refrigerated. That's what's going on It's refrigerated cooling casket.
Yeah, her ass is frozen on ice I think you can still see Vladimir Lenin's body to you know, yeah, I'm gonna mausoleum Well, they have it for all the North Korean leaders, too Wow what they're what do you can see their body? Yeah, they embalmed them. Yeah, they mama fine I'm gonna glass cases for people wait. What what I pull up a photo of that if you type in Kim Kim Jong ill Is that his father?
Kim Jong ill he's laying in like the head of Pyongyang or something. Wait. I gotta see what that looks like Wow, I need to see this disemboweled Maybe they should have been with rice. I don't think we could show this but I could show me is it that bad It looks like like awake like have you ever been to awake?
It's a way. Yeah, I actually let me see drop it in discord I'll decide I just want to show it. Well, Jewish people do that stuff, right? The Jews don't do open-bot open caskets.
I never been to one so I maybe not know you're a girl. Yeah, so let's take a look here Oh, that's it. It's not very it's not that bad. It's just him laying down covered in a blanket There's a casing.
I see I can't tell it. Oh wait. I can go next here. We go to see all these like organs have been stripped out Yeah, it's not that bad But so but this guy's been like freeze-dried like a fucking like a piece of beef jerky at this point Somebody just wrote in the chat.
It's a bad time to be eating jerky Yo, but this he looks really good though. Don't you think I mean he's been dead for what 10 years now? Yeah, for his age. He looks great.
They look awesome. That's good. That's insane. They're waxed.
What happened to this poor guys? What was the original I think uses the pilot well, I think Stalin's or Stullenberry wait, why is this thing like crashing and It looks destroyed. Oh, well, I'm coming is my friend. He's a beta caster there This is very interesting.
There's stall is Stalin still it you could go chill with Stalin now what I don't know about who's saving Stalin's body I thought everybody hated him somebody loved him. Look at all these flowers. It's letting your food to let them in Oh, that's super interesting. So shout out the queen.
Let's get her ass on display. Fuck it It's gonna be a huge tourist attraction. I say get her ass on display now She lived for the people prove it Good morning my queens of tiktok and Philip or Charles your next your ass is a glass too After his day Feel that bag up with the queen's organs My mom is on vacation right now, and she just texted me she said when she went and saw the queen Yeah, she waited waited in the line. Yeah, she said she waited two hours.
Oh, that's not too bad Yeah, not not too bad. It's longer to get on like splash. Yeah. I was just gonna say interestingly people are more interested in Splash Mountain than seeing the queen.
They got like a fast pass. Yeah, they're fast. But you need pass the Lizzy pass I'm reading Lizzy in a box Oh She does say she had to get a wristband and then came back later. So it is sort of like a genie system Oh, she did get a fast pass.
Wow. You got to pay those people take photos like are you allowed to take a picture? She said that you could not take pictures inside. Okay, and it was a closed casket and they had a flag on top and a crown She's a cat.
Yeah, so she doesn't see her. This is the casket. Yeah, nobody. Okay, so we don't know if she's actually in there They might not even be a bottom.
Yeah, I thought they were seeing the body and I thought that's kind of creepy. Yeah, no She's just in there And did she say anything else? How was that experience for her? Was it a powerful the powerful?
She said that it was a beautiful cathedral. It went by very fast got to chat with people in line wasn't bad at all. Okay What would she give it on Yelp? I wonder I'm Mom if you're seeing this we want the Yelp review What were you doing when she give it actually I guess she missed it but gave what gave was there you you'll Ulygize her actually but maybe I'm sorry the queen died.
But baby. Whoo. I'm sorry about your dad passing away So that's the queen everybody So starting up we have to go to an ad break. Dude, wow, I actually told me at the 30 minute mark.
Come on. Come on I gotta say Dan or dad have it of letting me go way too fucking long because I never keep tracking myself. I Gotta defend my boy here. Little he does.
He's looking for the right time to do it. I feel like Tell me so because sometimes it's like an hour and a half and then I'm like dude Like this monster gets pissed off. Let me have to do a free read for them or some shit My mom just takes me. She said 10 out of 10 great funeral.
Oh, okay cool cool There you have it trip advisor says great attraction No stink was there a stink did you ask her? Well, it's in a closed box It's not probably not like her mitically sealed or whatever probably few stink particles come through there her medically You know when it says like it's like fully sealed there's a word for that starts with the age You damn it though if he was her he would let me type it. Yeah, I got it right her medically sealed. Oh, wow come on guys Hermetic ceilings the process of creating a container of some sort that is airtight Thank you.
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Let's go. It's hello fresh. Okay. Anyway, about the queen Um, yes, so she died idiot Anyway, she did yeah, she's dead.
So anyway, here's one of her. It's kind of a nice thing though Like I could see if this was um A big leader that I grew up with my ring like you then um, it's kind of nice for everybody to be able to go there and say Hey the respects. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's nice I mean we do have that america when like if a president dies x president they have like a huge public You know, it's a funeral.
There's not it's not like yo do the Walk around the coffin, but people show up. Anyway, here's one of her royal guards Uh dropping the ball here a little bit It's very serious work here. Oh, okay. Get the other man Very serious work there, but I don't this smells getting to him.
I think that's what it is Because he's close Just imagine stand up. Yeah, um So He's basically wobbling The man is wobbling Oh my god. Oh exactly a little bit scary about that is he almost fell in pain. Oh He's got it like a big ass knife at the tip of his oh, is he holding like is he holding a pole arm or a gun?
I don't think they're they're not gonna be able to put up a good defense with these like sticks Like a four-night pickaxe. I know what do you think happened to him? I think he was either standing too long. He's pretty old either standing too long or the smell I honestly think it was the smell When your knees are locked and they're straight for a long time If you don't keep them bent or if you like bend them out of nowhere after a long time The like blood flow can cause you to paint I was very worried about him.
I wanted to see if he was okay, and I couldn't find anything, but I found a lot of explanations Um, I mean he could have also just been overwhelmed with grief That's not quite a do that that looks like I was just laughing at this guy falling I Think he's fine. What I want to know is like what if you got to take a shit or take a pin Where a diaper I mean you're standing there for what 12 hours? No, they sub out. They don't stand there for 12 hours They they rotate just going the lawns that yeah, they just piss on the fucking coffin dude.
Yeah Oh my god, this is a ball So anyway, that was fun. Shut up to the queen god bless her soul too too soon. Don't Too soon taken from a queen Elizabeth the second Speaking of the queen liver king actually visited a Buckingham Palace to pay his respects This man is a monster dude This man went from the 9-11 memorial shirtless now at the Buckingham Palace shirtless. What does he do?
How does he do that? What are the logistics of this man? Holy shit Shoot him you know what I authorized deadly force Is this a vibe or I don't know I mean I did like It is kind of a vibe. I don't know such a maniac.
Yeah, I did you want to match with that guy is constantly traveling across the world shirtless with fucking weights Queen love to work out man. So, you know, it's painters spits. Hey, she was a mad lifter bro. Did she bash like 350?
It was crazy Oh shit. So there you go. Um, everyone's paying the respects even uh delivery king. So shout out.
It's me. Yes Um also you guys may have noticed that we've been really enjoying this ninja hello sound bite Um, did you ever go ahead play that? Hello, well, so I have been hearing you guys using but I haven't seen the origin origin of it I didn't know this was from ninja and actually what's even crazier is that it's from ninja shouting us out. Why oh really?
Yes Say hello to the hre podcast hello He's inclined to be over there the crew There's something inexplicably The crew because when I first heard that hello hello Ideally like that without even known the contest hello hello. Hello hello Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello, hello hello hello hello Hello hello Oh Can you watch on Wednesday? You know, we had a huge begin Like, AB was upset that love posted on flidering photo of him on to Twitter. And of course the subreddit has been very gracious.
Yeah, right. I'm sorry AB flaka. Now this one is this one edited. And that's original.
Yeah, there's a lot of posts about it. Oh, they even edited your avatar edited edited. They even edited your avatar. Good.
The buck teeth. That's that was unnecessary. This is my favorite. This is my fucking favorite, bro.
Oh my God. This is for sure what you would. I never thought it was going to be like, these are like, I look like some of my uncles. If you gained like, how much do you weigh?
Oh, one seventy five. Yeah, if you gain a hundred pounds, this is what you do. He looks nice. He looks like a friendly guy.
Yeah. Agri or something. I don't know. This one, why are they just supposed to be original one?
I don't know why people keep this. They mean my teeth bigger and my eyes more off-centered. Seriously? Yeah.
Can't tell. I don't know why AB hates this photo so much. He looks cute. I have something to add to the HR segment actually today when we get into it.
We can go right into it after this. It just came to me. Okay. Leena thoughts on on beautiful.
I'm sorry, but it's so funny. And in that first shot that you showed actually in the original post, they have his eye rotating. It's emotion. Yes.
I'm not doing that. Has your perception of AB changed permanently now that you know that he's has is a sub art photo? No, no, it's not like that. It's so fun to see though.
Anything. If anything, it makes the real AB way more handsome because you see the contrast, you know. Thanks, love. Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about. This is like, is this edited or not? I don't know. This is what's the name, Leena?
Christopher Walken. No, Steve, uh, Shemi. I'm going to say, right? Yeah.
A mesh of all of them. Yeah, it's like the deep fried meme of him. This one is so good. Um, wow, that burrito looks amazing.
My compliments to the chef. This. That's a good one. AB did that.
He killed Frieza. This one's fine. You look cool. This one would have said something about that one.
I love Dragon Well, Zine. That would have been a really cool. It looks like what your face. What?
Can't wait for the H. Halloween. Yeah, you're going to use wheel buyers. Yeah.
This one, honestly, AB doesn't even look that bad in this photo. And that's what I keep trying to tell you, AB. Looks totally fine. Yeah, these little subtle ones.
Like, can I just make my next model? Wait, what do you mean subtle? It's not edited. Oh, my neck doesn't exist.
What is that? Dan's acting you. Dan's in my fucking computer. Yeah, here's one.
This is, uh, this is really exciting, actually. Find the lock. Um, little preview for our Halloween special there. That's the same guy that's done.
Oh, they're cool. Such a talent. Yeah, shout out. Which is your favorite here, AB?
The one on the bottom left, it looks like my grandfather that I never met, but it does look like him. Did he pass when you were young? Has that happened? Huh?
Did he pass when you were young? Um, no, my dad led Lebanon and came here and he doesn't remember his dad. He went to go visit him when he was older and like a week before he took his trip and his 20s he passed away. Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's, that's tragic. Can you play the game, somebody? Uh, no. I'm sorry about your dad passing away.
Fucking duck, yeah. Yeah, like condolences, but not. Fucking duck, yeah. That's all of them.
So this is a, oh, no, it's not all of them. There's actually more AB. This is pretty interesting. This is the, he's stealing it.
Yeah. Definitely seeing the resemblance. I have a lot. Okay.
So let's, I actually prefer the ones where I look overweight compared to the normal one because you know that's not you. Probably feels safer. Maybe, yeah. So let's do the HR segment since we're, this is a perfect lead in.
This all came from the HR segment. By the way, this was the same guy. What's his name again? Find the lock.
You'll find the lock. We got to make this for everyone to hype the Halloween. Oh, that's great. Yeah.
You're Nancy. Is that okay? Oh, I'm Nancy at the end because I've heard that I was also joyous at some point. Whichever.
They all made me dust in, but then they voted me as Papa. Oh. Do we live out for Ela? I don't think we did.
I think everyone just accepted Nancy. It wasn't in convention. Are you okay with Nancy? It's a good one, right?
Yeah. And then do you think I'm dusting or Papa? I saw the dusting in there, but then now that you say Papa, that's pretty cool. Papa.
You think I'm Papa? That means a psychopath. If you had to pick a Stranger Things character, who do you think I most of them like? Who would I be?
I just feel like visually like it's easier to imagine the dust in one, but like just colors and I don't know the curly hair, it's just easier, but I like the Papa one more. What do you like about Papa? Just like a strong character. He's a psycho.
But I like Papa. I think I decided that I'm going to go as the Demogorg. We decided. That's epic.
Full makeup, everything. Let me finish. Yeah, but this all came from the HR. So let's finish up where we started.
Of course, on Wednesday, we had lots of complaints filed from people in the office, members of the crew about other members of the crew. My job as the HR representative to resolve these issues. We didn't get to finish them. Zach actually had a problem with me.
He wanted to bring up. I have one with you too. It's not on the list. Zach, it is a little bit of a conflict of interest.
I am your boss, your HR, and your God. But go ahead. I guess, criticize me. I dare you.
I put all the information in documentation. We have to take this quarter strip. Zach has brought a PowerPoint into HR. Wow.
We put in the effort. You got started. We're going to have to ask. Where am I?
Oh, no, it's beginning. No. Okay. So this is very unorthodox.
Yeah. You know, everything. You just tell me next slide when you want to. Okay.
So why I'm not paying with brain by Zach Lewis? What's that got to do with me? You're going to have to see the PowerPoint. So here are examples of I am Joker brain.
You know, it's been working here for years. You can see all the examples, the art, the face masks. But you bought this face mask. So?
Well, I'm just saying you can't. That's like you saying your Joker brain. I mean, I get that there's two pieces of fan art. That's fine.
But like you bought this. You know what I mean? I don't see your book. Next slide.
Other examples. There's Ian supporting me. AB as well. That was about it.
By the way, we went to go pick something up that like FedEx or something. And I was like, Oh, shoot, I forgot my mask. And that's literally the only type of mask that Zach has in his car. And I'm like, I really got to put this on to go in here.
Because I got this all I got. I think what's interesting is that he has more than one. You get them in a pack of free. Next slide.
Sure. Next slide. Here, exam AB supporting me. Cam, beautiful fan art.
I am the Joker. Okay. Next slide. How is AB supporting there?
Yeah, how is AB supporting you here? He's in a picture with me. Okay. ABD, are you supporting me?
That was going on in the game. I'm not even. He cropped me out. My full costume is not even in it.
If you want me to support you, at least show off my whole costume. Yes, you're not quite. Sure, buddy. Okay.
There we go. Okay. Alright. Next.
So just because I only ate a little bit of the hot chip does not justify me losing the Joker brain name. Prove myself, bald and mentality, and creed of anything for the show for the last four years. And I feel I've proven my worth. So just because there was one task, I did not complete, should not justify being penguin brain.
There's more Joker to not eat spicy food because the Joker has too much to accomplish in that day. Oh, stop. And not have to be stuck on the toilet, shitting your brain about. I saw comments that persuaded me that were like, you know Joker would have eaten that chip.
You would have thrown it in his mouth and he would have never thought about it. No, he'd have one of his goons do it. Mm-hmm. And I wouldn't let it.
Could see that. What do you think about this? I am very, very caught up on the fact that there's only one dot here after the word chip. Here?
Which doesn't make sense in that sentence. Wait, this one dot? Yeah. And then...
Because I only ate a little bit of the hot chip. The grammar is exactly what the hot chip does not. This isn't a complete sentence. That might be helping his case.
I think that's intentional. No, language arts is not my special. And may I ask Joker brain does one word? Correct.
Does that say Joker Bryant? No. Maybe. Yeah, I don't believe that's how you spell brain.
Like it's like language arts is not my favorite. Next slide. Well, hold on. We haven't even read the whole demo yet.
Oh, we did. But see, I think the problem here, Zack, is that being the penguin is not bad. It's an honor. But that's fine.
But that's not me. It's not an insult to say that you're penguin brain. Do you understand? I completely accept that, but I'm not penguin.
And I highly disagree with it. I mean, this is a good point. Joaquin Joker would have eaten the chip. Jared Leto would not have eaten the chip.
So let me ask you this. Which Joker are you? I'm like the Jack Nicholson mix with Joaquin. Nice.
We're mixing and matching jokers now. Yeah, dude. It's one mentality. I love, you know.
Next slide, please. Sure. Next slide. So I've provided some examples of why I am Joker brain and my proving myself anything for the show.
I've been using just some quick short clips. Thank you, by the way, to a pizza Olivia backdrop fund. Wow. That's a very stately donation.
Thank you so much. Hello. All right. Well, here's Zack.
And what's the date on this? Can somebody tell me when was this published? It's been a minute. It's been a while since I've gone through the years.
Oh, okay. I think you might even just get to if I'm being honest. If I do this, I won't take your money doing this for the show. No, I'm going to paint you on.
It's so crazy looking back. Oh my God. When I look back at all of you, you and Ian, which you guys were the first employees. Dan too.
You got to look at these photos. It's crazy. Can somebody source them? I want to pull them up.
They're really shocking. Yeah. I mean, this is from August 2019. It's been a minute since.
But the five seconds you just played. I'll play. No, no, I just want to make a boy. Five seconds you just played proving you did not have to pay me for the task.
I would have done it for my loyalty to. I know that. You earned it, man. Can we open it?
Yeah, this is. There we go. How does it smell? Does it smell?
Take a smell. Is this the good stuff? Is this the man who's of choice? The real man.
Oh, you got the Kroger shit. He got the sorbram. I'm already. All right.
Cheers. There we go. You're definitely getting the fight. This was back when Zach was the heartthrob many years ago.
I love how he quickly said, yep. I know the pain is still. Still felt. Oh my gosh.
There's one. The one here of Dan is really shocking. Where's Zachary? Look at Dan.
Yeah. Look so young. What happened, Dan? What happened?
I'm not going to do it myself. I still have a fat idiot. No. I'm going to be honest.
This photo, you guys kind of all look the same to me a little bit. This isn't that good. You got to go into the podcast and take a look at the screen. Take the stills from it.
You know? Yeah, this one's not good either. We're covered. Yeah, so, okay.
You want me to keep watching this? You don't want me to keep watching. That one's another example of a shit on the lawn. You don't want me to have you shitting a flower bed?
I've shined on some dude lawn before. I'm going to do that. So, it's when I was in school. We've all heard this story a million times.
I want to tell you, this is something that happened a long time ago. What Joker brain have you done for me lately? If you keep finishing the slide. Do I need to go next slide?
It's just examples. So, go to the next slide. Have you shitting a flower? Okay, I'm trying.
There we go. So, there ain't a man is. I took a fucking man. Here we go.
You guys ready to lay us tomorrow? What's the date on this? Yes, sir. Halloween, 2020.
Yes. What have you done for me Joker brain to lately Zach? These are years old, man. This one's recent.
What's the date on this one? I was in 2021. What month? It was like right before we moved in here.
I believe it was May. April or May. So, it's been over a year since you've done Joker brain. You've gone Joker brain for me?
Day in Southern California. Today, I'm going to show you why. Well, anyway, you take a bath. We appreciate that you did that.
Yeah. Oh, this feels nice. Yeah. And this one, of course, was the iconic big ed came in and oh, that was a different thing.
Here we go. You guys are. So, is it just more? Yeah.
I just put it on my laugh. Also, I was a class one narcissist. The man is true. Look, this is, I'm just showing up in the term.
You're a class one narcissist? Yeah, we proved that on the craziest. Off the charts. The narcissism scale.
The narcissism scale. Mm-hmm. Conspirated. Who can I say was cross-fated if not Zach?
Nobody went for the damn thing. You know, man, I'm on Zillie's onka and booze right now, but Zillie's onka just comes from my brain. Right. That's the mental illness.
Pass that bottle. I'm ready to turn up. Dude, that bottle is gone. Yeah.
That was good. I'm not sure if I'm going to talk about that. That was good. That was great.
That was great. That was great. I was going to see that again. That bottle.
I'm ready to turn up. Dude, that bottle is gone. You finished? It's not completely gone.
How did you drink Zach? A lot. Holy God. Oh my God.
I'm sorry Zach, remember a comment saying Zach reminds me of a girl in middle school who takes one drink and then lets everyone know that they're drunk the whole time. Did I not drink that whole bottle? He was drunk. Okay, here we got some good ones.
Look, thank you Olivia. This is fucking amazing. Was this the first we ever showed up in? That might be.
That is crazy. Don't tell me that's not nuts. We had this whole gag going on in the very beginning of the show where we would never show Ian on camera. We never showed his face.
What do you think about that Ian? And Sam too. I don't know who that is. He looks so different.
He looks so good. Ian's getting younger somehow. I feel like he looks younger. I don't think he looks younger.
No. He just looks so different. He didn't even call me like an old bitch three days ago. Oh for the mustache.
No, look at the light in this young man. That man was making power points. He was a mother stuff. Exciting.
Exciting times. And this was what? Like only five years ago. Five years really age.
Sorry. I'm just saying. I wonder why. Look at Dan.
This man had a fucking head of hair. You guys are rutal to each other. This man had a full head of hair when he started. I got to get one of him head on Olivia if you can.
He was vaping like a fucking maniac. Yeah. He had this massive like mauded vapor. Yeah.
And he would just rip that all show so hard. And I think he was getting messed up on the nichting. He was like sweaty and like it was just like constant. He'll pay for the cloud falling over.
That's what the vibes back then though, weren't they? Yeah, we used to arrive at the podcast office and he would just smell like the vape. Yeah. Cotton candy.
Yeah, that one. Here is how Zach imagined the spicy chip challenge going. I'm just going to dip my toes, Murray. That's not what you're looking for.
I need Joker Church. I have other old photos. Here is. What is this one?
That's an edit. I found it funny. Wait, the elo? I'm not elo Dan.
Why did you send this one, Olivia? She looks so young. Oh really? Like you look the same.
Young. But like in terms of you just look it's early podcast, you know? You look the same to me. Your face totally looks the same, but your whole style is different.
I think you're also maybe wearing a costume. Yeah, she is. Yeah, this one is I was the CEO costume. Hell yeah.
But yeah, you know, I used to just show up and then I think I kind of started trying some makeup. Oh yeah, you go. The books. I'm going to show you how old you are a little.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. We'll get back to your PowerPoint here in a sec, Zach. You know, you can complain about this too.
If you want. Oh, Zach, this one's so good. This was right when you started to. Zach.
Look at this baby. Look at this sweet child. Wait, how old were you when you joined? I was twenty twenty one.
I'm going to be twenty five next week. Oh yeah, next week. Happy birthday, bud. Thank you.
I'd buy you a Rolex, but you already have one. Oh, no, that's just that's just over. Yeah. I guess now you got to find one of me.
If you have me skinny skinny, really cool though. Alright, Zach. So I guess you were complaining about something. Right.
The laugh, Zach and Ian's personality test are off the chart. Oh yeah. We did the narcissism test and Ian scored zero. This man doesn't even exist.
That was pretty bizarre. Like how? The guy who did the test was like, I've never seen this in life. You have no ego.
You know, how's that possible? You have you scored a zero. You don't even exist. That checks out.
Which one was it for ego? We were doing a narcissism test and they basically on a scale, it's normal to get something like 10 and 15 or whatever. Zach was off this chart. And Ian got the zero.
He had no points. I mean, I wouldn't say that Ian's like at all a narcissistic. I don't know. I guess it checks out, but a zero is kind of crazy.
That's what I think for anyone. Yeah, guys. You know, the narcissist. Let's see who scored the guy.
You're here. I love that. Look, it was cool. Did I do it again?
I thought it was really cool. It was fun. I loved it. No, I like it a lot.
Yeah, you rocked it. It's a lot of work, but it's fun. Wait, why is it a lot of work? Well, as soon as the hair grows, you got to decide, do you keep up with the roots or not?
Like my hair right now. Is that what you meant? Yeah, it's like two colors and you got to keep it up. I just want to keep it up.
I'm going to tell them to keep it up. Also getting to style your hair is more difficult. Before this, I used to wear it naturally a lot. Just let it air dry and it would be fine.
And then once I blitched it, it was like my hair was sponge and when it's wet, it feels weird. And then when it dries, it's like a puffish thing. I thought your hair looked great during that season. We love that season.
Oh, it turns out the second highest score with the 28 out of 48 is Zach. We know it! We are! Oh, and then Tricia was the only one to beat you, right?
Correct. Yeah, that's so fun. This was a great segment. This was a great segment.
I love these two. You know, we had a little mini beef with Drew or not me, but the fans got angry at him because he was like, but Drew was a good guest, you know. And we could have him on to retest Ian or something, make sure his heart works. Anyways, you don't have to watch the next slide, please.
I'm not done here. Just join this. It turns out you second highest score with the 28 out of 48 is Zach. We know it!
We all know it! Zach, you narcissistic piece of shit! We fucking knew it! Okay.
Okay. Come on. Let me take talks to my friend. Okay.
You just think you're so good looking, don't you? No, I'm deeply insecure about myself. And you think you should get all the girls, don't you? No, no, no.
I'm deeply insecure about myself. Is that true? You seem very confident. I mean, I think anyone in security is in.