We Ranked Everyone in Tech

Today's episode is going to be a judgy one because we are ranking everyone and every situation you can encounter in the tech world. From the person who never has their camera on to the LinkedIn influencers we've seen our fair share of them. We are joined by Chloe's husbando, Kevin, to add the software engineer POV. In our rankings we are not holding back and giving our brutally honest thoughts. From jail to invited to pickleball to a jomie we got all the tiers covered. Get nice and cozy because this is gonna be a wild ride. P.S. the patreon is officially launched🥳 → https://www.patreon.com/jomopod 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙅𝙊𝙈𝙊 𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙎 🎙️ Eric Wei ( @trykarat ) - IG: https://www.instagram.com/erictway/ co-founder of Karat Financial, helping creators with finances 𝗖𝗵𝗹𝗼𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗵 ⁠( @chloeshih ) - IG: https://www.instagram.com/chloe.shih/ tech product manager sharing perspectives on career, life advice, and living in your 30s. Editor: Jayna Benito 𝙎𝙊𝘾𝙄𝘼𝙇𝙎 🌸 ∙ instagram → https://www.instagram.com/jomo.pod/ ∙ spotify → https://spoti.fi/466BRP3 ∙ apple podcasts → https://bit.ly/jomo-apple ∙ tiktok → https://www.tiktok.com/@jomopod ∙ discord → https://discord.gg/udRmVpf3Xv 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙎 📚 0:00 the Chloe, Kevin echochamber 0:44 patreon launched! 5:21 Chloe’s husbando with the swe pov 6:35 tier list explained 9:44 disclaimer: no vanilla wholesome today 11:12 never has their camera on 13:35 way too into boba 14:28 dyes their hair blue or purple 15:34 engineer who wants a farm 16:38 has massive imposter syndrome 18:35 works in mobile gaming 19:39 exec that won't get a real mic 22:16 Berkeley EECS grads 24:53 mental health leave post on LinkedIn 26:00 Koolaid drinkers 27:13 doesn't have a bedframe 29:03 omakase and niku guy 29:57 Canadians/Waterloo 31:17 probably working a 2nd job 32:14 still uses firefox 33:11 always snow boarding 34:04 engineers that think ur flirting with them 34:59 sends long message at 5 pm on a Friday 36:06 dual monitor, mech keyboard, ergo desk + chair set up 36:54 the type that posts on Blind 37:38 says they're poor but makes 6 figs 38:34 really, really into coffee 39:40 staff engineer who "has no filter" 41:10 gets into office at 7 am 42:05 VCs 43:04 lowkey nepo baby 43:35 white tesla drivers 44:42 PM turned startup founder 46:21 HR 47:27 diversity hire 48:48 LinkedIn influencers 49:32 startup CEO that keeps pivoting 50:18 extreme biohacker 51:53 new grads 52:25 Forbes 30U30 lister 54:27 "hi" with no follow up 55:33 slack s***poster 56:05 RPMs 57:00 interns 57:42 bootcamp engineers 58:27 only promotion projects 59:13 ladder climbers 59:58 brings their dog to the office 1:00:20 wanna go rock climbing 1:00:53 "tech jobs that make 6 figure" creators 1:02:18 hosts board game nights 1:02:50 weebs 1:03:38 sold 2 startups and now "consults" 1:04:34 only works at FAANG 1:04:42 doesn't work on a real desk or chair 1:05:59 swipes in for lunch and leaves 1:06:16 only wears free tech shirts 1:06:56 the aquihires 1:07:20 SF techies 1:09:08 LA techies 1:10:12 Seattle techies 1:10:20 NY techies 1:10:33 engineer with a really loud keyboard 1:11:21 has a photo of Elon on their desk 1:11:49 Tahoe trip planner 1:12:16 wears patagonia vests & chinos 1:12:25 guy who always complains about dating 1:14:02 crypto bros 1:14:18 looks like a recruiter, is a recruiter 1:14:58 DIML techtokers 1:15:58 MBA grad name dropper 1:16:02 PM/design GF + SE boyfriend 1:17:10 Dr. Fei-Fei Li 1:17:36 Daddy Zuck 1:18:20 Sheryl Sandberg 1:18:39 Daddy Jensen 1:19:30 Elon Musk 1:22:08 disclaimer: all for funsies 1:23:25 JOMO out 📧 business: [email protected] #jomopod #joyofmissingout #chloeshih #ericwei #careerpodcast #businesspodcast #corporatecreatives