"We Will Make Sweet Love Turtle-Style" - Discussing Illegal Exotic Pet Trade, The CITESWFF, and a Weird Turtle

In this episode, Alec and Ryan discuss a story about illegal exotic pet trade, the  Convention on International Trade In Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora (CITESWFF), and a weird turtle.This inspires two scenes, one about attending the CITESWFF and one that gives insight into how rhinos might feel about the fear of being hunted.Oh, and there's some promo for a new cereal called Ryan-Os.Follow them at @alecsheaimprov and @ryan_stands_up________________Real news, improvised comedy.Improvisers and comedians Alec Shea (@alecsheaimprov) and Ryan Charnoky (@Ryan_Stands_Up) read and discuss interesting, weird, and completely true news stories from around the world, then improvise comedic scenes inspired by the story, the people involved and the discussion that follows. They also discuss improv techniques and comedy styles.Weekly episodes with Ryan and Alec, and perhaps sometimes... special guests!(Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee the news stories will be accurately depicted during the improv. In fact... they may be depicted somewhat inaccurately... Hmm... Actually its probably best to assume the improv doesn't represent these real world news stories at all...)Intro music and voiceover by Alec Shea (@alecsheamusic)