Wednesday

Unexpected animal ailments, screwworm disease in humans, West Nile virus, murder hornets, cucumber shortage in Colorado, Safeway store closures, Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday book, Trump cryptic birthday note, workplace birthday cards, Raymond Cruz garden hose incident, Tuco Salamanca comparisons, human remains in Tesla linked to D4VD, Netflix crime documentary vibes, Steven Tyler tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, Joe Perry at the VMAs, Yungblood wearing Ozzy’s necklace, Apple iPhone 17 launch, Apple Watch 11 features, Liquid Death Spinal Tap merch, Spinal Tap sequel, Kelly Osbourne falconry, healing through new passions, YouTube TV NFL stats, streaming glitches on Paramount, Tulsa King buffering frustrations