Wednesday

Flatulence tracking devices are being developed to gather data on normal levels of gas release. A trend of scheduling vasectomies during March Madness for recovery while watching basketball is emerging. Robot dogs are being utilized for security at data centers, replacing human guards. Scientists are experimenting with data centers powered by human brain cells. Drones are being used to smuggle contraband into prisons, raising security concerns. Drought restrictions are being considered in Aurora due to lower than usual snowpack levels. Power outages at Denver International Airport caused significant delays and disruptions for travelers.