Weekend Hot Takes: Wait… We’re Doing War With Iran Now? (WTF Edition)

Apparently we woke up this weekend and the world collectively decided: sure, let’s add another war to the schedule. One minute everyone is arguing about grocery prices and student loan payments, and the next minute the headlines read like a deleted scene from a geopolitical action movie - coordinated strikes, retaliatory missiles, emergency United Nations meetings, airspace closures, and oil markets reacting like they just drank five Red Bulls.